Who would you rather be?
Who would you rather be?
Austin Mitchell
Angel Jackson
the one in the center
Jack Rivera
mark. i'd take a stable job over instability
Luke Lopez
100% Mark, just because Jez is constantly on the brink of poverty. The real answer is Super Hans
Zachary Price
Alexander Price
Super Hans obviously
Luke Young
Jez, he's got loads of girlfriends and has. Look at his jeans.
Andrew Edwards
> Not picking the one who got to impregnate Victoria Corren
David has a charmed life
Luke Thompson
Jez because he seems to enjoy life and actually gets laid once in a while. Mark is a fucking loser.
Mason Moore
Dobby
Samuel James
But things still consistently work out for Jez regardless, and he has ostensibly a much more enjoyable life. Mark's money brings him essentially nothing, and he is intensely neurotic and socially inept.
Camden Garcia
They are merely two halves of the same person
Ryan Fisher
For me it is Alan Johnson
Ryder Clark
THAT'S BULLSHIT!
Hunter Clark
Are you a pathetic, worthless punk?
David Foster
It boils down to which one you think is easier to turn around: a bad personality and neuroticism or low intelligence and a bad work ethic. I think the answer is the latter since Jez showed potential once when he joined that cult thing and once more when he got therapy. Also he's got his pushover mother to take advantage of.
Jose Green
Imagine a man with the effortless charm, social skills and fabled sexual prowess of Jez, combined with the rationalism, intelligence, extensive knowledge of history, and work ethic of Mark.
Liam Lopez
Wow, you sucked the fun right out of this thread.
Robert Morales
It means noting if you look like a fucking goblin.
Ian Campbell
Jez for sure, Mark is incurably ugly and Jez's flaws could be turned around
Jason Murphy
I'm sure most people already agreed Jez had a higher success+happiness ceiling
Nathan Smith
You can't split up the El Dude Brothers.
Hunter Taylor
Mark, at least he doesn't suck cocks.
Carson Perez
im already mark so id like to try out jez
Luis Cox
He's also so emotionally repressed and illiterate he mistakes his admiration for Johnson as a homosexual urge
Leo Barnes
Jez
>mid-thirties
>no degree
>no real work history
>not a musician, though believes he is one
>balding
>would be homeless if not for the pity and support of his friends and family
>cannot sustain a romantic relationship
Mark
>gainfully employed
>perfect hair
>multi-talented and high IQ
>extensive knowledge of history and pop culture
>willing to marry a woman he hates for financial and social gain
>massive balls
Choice is obvious
Samuel Wilson
True, but he still doesn't suck cocks.