What were they thinking?

Midge

I just don't get this shit. It seems patronizing to me if not outright mocking. The situation is so obviously comical regardless of the intent that you have to wonder if the ad people were being deliberately cruel.

Have goblin sex

womanlets give birth to manlets

>wanting a son that could beat you up

someone post the one where some other tard brags about having a sezure and jacking a dude off

I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.
What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.

it's true. usually manlet women pick them too since they can't get normal sized women which continues the hobbit line

>not wanting a son that could beat you up

Making my dick as hard as possible

Based and EugenicsPilled

chocolaty malt balls are so tasty that even a hobgoblin can't put you off

It's not all that implausible. Perhaps the best man had some form of disability as well.
A friend of mine works with children and adults that have differing disabilities (downs, asbergers, etc.) and a few years ago she was invited to a wedding between two people that she had taken care of, both with downs.
There were, as far as she told me, around 60-70 guests, and over half of them had some form of developmental distortion (or whatever the PC term is).
My friend said it was the best wedding/party she'd ever been to.

Yes, why would you not want this? If the day doesn't come where your son can kick the shit out of you, before you're completely decrepit, you've failed as a father.

can the muslims just fucking kill off europe already?

Bitch looks like the backwards talking jazz midget from Twin Peaks but in drag

This.
Why does everyone think that the best man was just a normal dude, like he could have been an anomaly of life just like this poor woman.

The best man's a sick fucker is what I got from this.

This is probably the best pasta I’ve read on this site, and I’ve been here for over a decade.

I worked with a guy who volunteers at Special Olympics events. Apparently retards are a horny bunch.

Saved.

Was thinking this

I am as God made me, sir

If the regular Olympics is a giant sexfest then I can imagine that the Special Olympics is especially frisky.

Is that Daenyrys and Tyrion bastard spawn?

that is why you do not spoil the shit out of them, you teach them humility and discipline

How his the wheel chair gonna crush someone feet? barley have much weight to feel much anything
I bet it was just accidentally touching her feet and he apologized and the groom was all ''its ok no worries'' and then she had to manipulate the story like some mythomaniac

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That the best man is going to trap her in his rape dungeon for 7 years.

oh wow

what, there was a follow-up?