Fast Times at Ridgemont High movie

I had the internet except I couldn't access it in my bedroom, so i did something like this too.

>cache of porn mags out in the desert
was woods for me
what the fuck was up with that anyway?

Some guys had two vcr's so they could make a movie with a combination of all their favourite scenes and some looped many times. Even simple things like jerking off required a lot of effort back then.

Remember how good you have it.

He'll yeah desert porn. Also Mexicans used to live in the oranges groves and they always had porn hidden everywhere

> Never experiencing the rush of knowing at any moment a family member could walk in and catch you.

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I honestly think one kid found his father's porn stash, but didn't want his friends to know his dad had porn. So he either said he found it in the woods, or stashed one in the woods and led his friends to where he hid the magazine.

No one "fapped" before the internet.

Some older lad doing God's work for America's underage teens.

>having friends who are forced to learn basic editing techniques to fap
yeah I’m a filmmakerfag so this sounds pretty based

yes
and playboy magazines and the creativity of mind too

Yeah my friend did this in a vacant lot behind his house in middle school. We used to tell his parents we were riding bikes and go over there and look at beaver shots of hustlers he stole from his dad's stash.

nigga it's literally just hitting record on the VCR shit was easy

>not just using your imagination
Uh, don't tell me you don't have an imagination.

I jerked off with no visual aid a lot. I got bored of the few rags and books I had with naked ladies and would fantasize about girls at school. I honestly think this is healthier and keeps you attracted to girls that are actually available for you. Yet another reason why sex is happening less with younger people.

>millennials think looping can be done with one button press on a vcr
I rest my case

>Is this how guys fapped before the internet??
Yes. I was born in the 80's and finding porn as a kid/teen was like stumbling upon a unicorn. It was so rare and hard to get for most of us that we had to rely on lite-TNA for our jerk off material, usually from music videos, TV shows and and nude/sex scenes in films.
I had tons of VHS tapes that were filled with such material. Baywatch, Married with Children, MTV music videos, late night call girl advertisements and so on.
Kids these days don't know how good they've got it. Google Image searching "pussy" yields results that would've made the teenage me and his friend's heads fucking spin.

>press play
>record
>stop recording
>rewind
>play again
>record

how is this not easy???

>???
Settle down, girlbrain.

>Yep. A kid at school had two VCRs. He dubbed a twenty minute tape together with scenes like this and other softcore porn from Skinnymax and sold them for five bucks.
Did you go to my school, because I was that kid

Did anyone have one tape passed around between bros in high school? Ours was (no joke) Edward Penishands

Wasn't hard but I mean it was time consuming. This wasn't pirating a porn flic it was finding that great cum shot and looping it so you don't have to rewind when you're trying to finish.

You gotta setup the film to be paced and build up. You need to select the scenes from various movies to make up the genre.

I mean it's not super hard but it's time consuming and requires some dedication.

You also needed to have two vcr's and that shit wasn't cheap.

I really don't think it's healthy for teenage boys to have such easy access to porn. I'm not saying this for any religious reasons or conservative reasons or the no-fap BS.

Whatever you had available to you at the moment.

>Tfw jerked off to burnt, water stained fragments of porno mags I found in the woods one time.

Times were tough

We used to pass around floppy disks with images.

my eyes are bluegreen and the only reason you won last time is because I had real life stuff to do you troglodyte, I will end you hear and now

This and sears catalogs.

Later here but I remember in early highschool someone had a list of hacked brazzers account passwords that made the rounds with the boys.

It was a good couple of months with access to HD porn

>you troglodyte, I will end you hear and now
Talking to yourself, dirtperson?

Right. I'm not religious or super moral but maybe when you blow a load into your sock, fantasize about the time you saw the cute girl from your class's panties for half a second rather than a neverending cadre of hot unattainable porn stars online. I seriously think it'll get your brain wired to actually ask her out or show interest in her. Of course that is "problematic" now or some bullshit. Clown world.

I'm talking to you my fine melanin enriched fren

>millions of young white women ate dried semen from Mexican field workers

haha. same. jerked it to some water logged torn-out pages from some Hustler or something that one of my friends found then hid in a cotton field.

I dunno they probably said the same before about pictures then movies and even before that about touching yourself at all.

Who knows.

Reminds me of that Brazilian on r9k who masturbated with his bedroom door open. Said his sister did it too.

>can't spell friend
>can't find the period
It's a good thing you work manual labor, eh?

Literally r3ddit

>implying anything is more reddit than posting from a phone

I can't even guess how many times I jerked it to Billy Idol's 'Cradle of Love.' I bet if I loved it up on YouTube, I'd get a reflex boner.

LOL. Only if you're a redhead who got busted using a can of hair spray as a flame throwing in the bathroom in eight grade.

Sweet Seduction. I never have found it on Pornhub, but I haven't looked in other a year.

I work the boards fren

and I do it for free

check yourself b4 u wrek urself

>I work the boards
Is that a euphemism for being a gay prostitute?

Back in the day we all did it, you really didn't have a choice. I'm guessing parents knew and just stayed away, I would.

Knew a few friends who's parents walked in on them. Knew one kid who's dad blamed the browser history on him when his wife saw it lol.

yes

basically what I'm trying to say is that I fucked your dad

Kek I dont know what kind of shape yours were in but I would have like one boob on one fragment, some penetration nothing else on another, and like half a pussy and leg

> that kid who got scared by the 18+ only warning on porn sites and thought the police would come

based smut peddler

I wonder how people before 1900 masturbated.

Anyone who had parent's find their porn stash and throw it away, thus inducing a depressing porn drought for months? Or was that just me?

Believe it or not you can use your imagination.

I jerked off a few times with my parents in the room while I was on moms work laptop

It retrospect that had to have known. Surely they would have smelled something

That was what I was thinking, too. If I had access to millions of hours of porn in my bedroom all the time when I was fourteen, I don't know what I would have done when it came to asking girls out.

Good point. You'd think someone would have studied this by now.

Da fuck user.

Rape was legal back then no need to fap

>tfw hit the motherload and found dads porn stash in the basement one day.
>come back the next day and it was gone never to be seen again

Rip

bahahaha in middle school my friend brought over a 2 inch ripped out 1-900 ad with a spread pussy from the back of a hustler or some shit and we thought we hit paydirt

It was under a blanket and very slow strokes so not to alert them. Also laptop screen facing the wall

>half a pussy and leg
LOL. fucking kids these days don't know how easy they have it.

Tfw you used to have a nice arranged marriage at like age 16. No need for this scrounging around looking for jerk off material bullshit

it was a dad stash. the boomer equivalent of deleting your history before your gf gets on your pc

>2nd grade or some shit
>find dad's porn mag in the master bathroom
>look through it
>get huge, hot, painful boner but don't know what masturbation is
>next day
>mom: did you see something you haven't have in the bathroom
>me: n-no
>check the bathroom after a while, porno mag is gone

that fucked me up for life tho

I should add its because the wife/gf could easily see them in the trash can or out by the curb, so you would have to dispose of your dirty mags like a dead body

absolutely based

magazines and lingerie sections of catalogs is how i fapped

Kinda makes me sad that this tradition will cease to exist soon thanks to the internet.

Such a weird phenomenon, dumping all your porn in the woods for the youth to find

>that first time you coom and it fucking hurts

>Shit was pretty gay.

Admitting it is the first step.

>sears catalogs.
so many loads

my best faps were just fantasizing about girls at school

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I was thinking of dumping my magazine collection in the woods but then I thought all the kids got the Internets these days so I just threw them in the garbage

To my Canada bros who would stay up late on the weekends. Showcase on Friday night, one of the French channels on Saturday night

So much French porn-kino. Sometimes it was even hardcore

I can beat that.
>got expelled in 9th grade, and was sent to military school, no tv, no outside mags or books, and no girls at all.
>going through history textbook oneday while on the shitter, cramming for a test
>see a tiny 2x3' picture of the mona lisa on the side of the page i was reading
>only image of a female id seen in weeks
>jerk one out right there to the fucking mona lisa
>inb4 jojo kira references, i didnt even know about jojo back then, and i dont think part 4 had been made yet

youtube.com/watch?v=y5oPZFDci80

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sometimes you would also see some shit on musiqueplus

Very based

This post gave me a flashback to Amy in the seventh grade. It was that cool time when a lot of girls are taller than boys. Good times.

I did this but with lolicon and hentai in Jr high. This was 2005ish.
I would give out primo porno to weebs who'd try to hide their peckers when they went trhough my samples.
My favorite was the chubby nerdy girl with glasses and all black emoish clothes trying to ask about my pics.
She was so embarassed. I gets me hard as fuck knowing this girl went home and schlicked her fat pussy until she cummed to my printed porn.

I dont know what high school she went on to once we graduated jr high.
I would have loved to have known her and fucked her.
I love nerdy anime watching girls.
They loved vampire shit, fruit basket, ouran and other girly shit. At the time atleast.
Im so fuckin hard right now. Im pullin my foreskin back and tapping my cockhead against my palm.
Horny shy slut

KEK
You win.

I would even fap to those "call now and talk to hot girls" infomercials where they are running around acting flirty in their underwear

Most of the girls in those infomercials were meh but there were always 1-2 smoke shows

>I can beat that.
You weren't kidding. Closest I can get to that is one time when I was in 8th grade I printed out, yeah PRINTED, a pinup of whatever playmate of the month it was from a color bubblejet printer. This was like '98, but at least she was naked.

based and incestpilled

I remember user. Shit was wacky a lot of it was legit smut.

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My friends and I would prank call the escort numbers in the phone book. *67 or a payphone.

Caught this one night and it blew my 12 year old brain

I'm gonna go fap to it right now in fact

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FALSE

This kind of happened to me except i found my dad's porn stash, and took a few loose dvds because there were a bunch and it was disorganized and i figured he wouldn't notice. I had them for months hidden in my room under a nightstand until one day I looked and they were gone. No one ever said anything about it though. I think my mom just cleaned my room one day and threw them out

>me and cousin playing outside when we were kids
>neighbors is old black man
>tells us he'll pay us to clean his back yard
>see it's basically just a bunch of papers
>we agree
>start cleaning and see that it's all playboy pages and old books
>after we finished cleaning up, split the magazines and take them home
>hide magazines in room
>weeks later one day at school my cousin tells me he got whipped and grounded by his mom cause she found his magazines
>after school ends run home and throw away my magazines cause I don't want to get in trouble

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based

Same here, probably a year or two before the military school thing. I used to get on my dial up, find some good 90's brunette naked lady, set my printer to best quality/color and wait 10 minutes for it to come out and let it dry. then id slip it into one of those plastic paper holder things for school, get the back of it wet and stick it to the wall in the shower and bust my nuts in there. eventually i stopped caring and just did it at the pc into socks, and nothings changed, really.

Based old black man hooked you up.

>tfw printed out this hentai of an anime girl on her knees getting blasted in the face by this anime guy
>one day my older sister found it in my room, showed it to me and started laughing real hard

> The pure fear your dad felt when he couldn't find the DVDs, did he leave them in the DVD player? Did he put them in a rental dvd case? Did his son find one? What if he shows his friends and gets caught by their parents and rats you out? You see these people all the time......

This was a small moment for you but your dad probably had sleepless nights wondering where those DVDs went and if it would come back to bite him.

The internet is the woods now.

I can beat you. 6th grade in the school bathroom during a math test to a book of classical paintings and Greek sculptures. The Greeks were true patrician of the thigh.

R9k opitmises this for real
>Why can't I be bothered doing anything?
>I can't go out with groups because social anxiety
>I have given up on women, don't need people

Its all porn

>based older students left a hardcore porn magazine outside and we found it with my friends
>everyone gets a few pages
>somehow forgot about it and my mom finds it in my backpack
She didnt make a big deal out of it though just took it away

>Mcmicheal claimed this post was a joke

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>dad has hustler mag under the sink
>so scared of getting caught that I'd only pull it out when my parents were gone
>carefully memorize how it lays on the pipes in the sink
>read it so carefully and put it back like I'm committing a crime
>mom still asks me if I got into it

fuckin ell

In early internet days, the real heroes would jerk off to the way Gilbert would talk to the director's daughter on the Stern show.

you probably moved the other bottles/objects and shit that were next to it under the sink

some of that is definitely related to over watching porn, but some of it is just from the internet in general and spending all your free time on it instead of socializing or playing sports when you’re growing up

sounds like your parents just made a honey trap to test you.

When the Sunday newspaper came I would wait for my parents to go to sleep that night and then I would go through the paper and find the lingerie ads. Sexy as hell.

I literally fapped to shit in my head. It was crazy.

My friends and I found one in the woods near the train tracks. Truly an inexplicable phenomenon.

In hindsight I don't understand why they would be upset that a teenage boy would look at a titty magazine

or maybe me getting caught was part of thier plan to make sure I wasn't gay

very fucking based, user

If my neighbors didn't have those tv guide sized porno mags I'd use the tag on a loofah scrubber of a half naked lady

This kinda porn sharing and passing on has become a lost aspect of the brotherhood of man, and that's kind of a shame. The Japanese said it best:
"Through dick, unity"

My dad walked in on me watching, not even jerking off to, a show with women in bikinis when I was about 14, and just said "Thank God".

My go to movie was Embrace Of The Vampire starring Alyssa Milano. I could still rub one out to those scenes.

there were also womens aerobic workouts on TV for fapping

Cynthia Kereluk in particular

this.

I use to watch Kiana's Flex Appeal.

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Dennis Austin was amazing.

Seriously user how old are you? I seriously hope kids today aren't just going "hmmm I feel something hard in my pants, better check out some hardcore gangbangs"

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i had to fap to salt-n-pepa music videos

victorias secret catalogs too

I used to rec stuff from late night HBO, Cinemax and show time. We couldn't have the Spice channel for obvious reasons. Made me appreciate softcore porn better than the hardcore stuff. Softcore feels more personal and erotic rather then harpooning some chick then get a good angle for the money shot.

Probably a lot easier to peek in lady's windows, and then draw it maybe

Shit still gives me a boner 53 years later, Phoebe was hot as fukc

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they didn't. they would just rape a bitch or get a hooker

before the internet we used to fuck women

the first thing I ever hacked off jacked off to was a mail order catalog my sister had for indie comics with a page devoted to ancient hentai mangas like Super Taboo, Secret Plot Deep, and Bondage Faeries.

>movie wants me to believe this is a 16 year old

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Poison Ivy 3 with Jaime Pressly for me.

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>hacked off jacked off

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I jerked it to the shower scene in stripes. A lot of 70's and 80's comedy had tits all over the place and like the other anons said the go to was Victoria secret catalogues.

>tfw dad moves the family computer from the basement to the living room because he knows you've been jerking off

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Almost everyone I've met that grew up in the 90s found a porn stash in the woods. I don't know what it is, but people hide stashes in the woods/under bridges. Come to think of it, we added to it and eventually left it there for the next generation to find. It was like 50+ mags.

sixty-nining in a bathtub full of massage oil while fucked up on nitrous and amyl is the first step.

13 year old me gave an upright digit to this kino

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the first Vacation has a great topless scene, too

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The kids were so fucking ugly in European Vacation.

Fuck yeah

This, I was so mad when they replaced this qt with some fat old hag.

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iktf man

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I had condoms hidden under my night stand draws when I was in HS. I didn't realise my mom snooped in my room until I found the condoms cut up and in the bathroom bin.
No idea why she did that, you'd imagine she wanted me practising safe sex.

>[HOLIDAY ROAD INTENSIFIES]

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When I was in 8th grade I got my sister's bf to buy me a porno mag and I was the coolest kid at school for like 2 days.

>yfw you found out he's Blake Lively's brother.

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based ghost grandpa

i would love to go back in time and smell all the farts of the 80s hotties with their uncut bushes

Had a VHS copy of 'Wild Things' and 'Great Expectations'. Good times.

>scour parents dvd collection for films with possible nude scenes
>jerk it to one with Bruce Willis and some hot chick, one with Madonna (don't remember the movies anymore)
>later on a CD with porn videos on it makes the rounds in school
And it was all downhill from there.

He looks a little like Michael Shannon.

Porn still existed before the internet. You just had to find your dad's hidden stash. That or lingerie catalogues. Frederick's of Hollywood was my personal favorite.

Then your opinion is based on nothing?