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C U T E

So what's the lesson at the end of GoT?

>Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves
>unless you're Sansa or Arya

>those who seek power are not worthy of that power
>unless you're Sansa or the founders of all the Houses in Westeros, meanwhile reluctant rulers like Bobby are terrible too since they don't rule and their council will fuck things up in their own favor

>incest is bad
>unless you're Craster, Gilly or little Sam

Don't fuck crazy?

Daily reminder they're going to reunite.

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She looks good for a 40 year old

Who else is hyped for Howland Reeds return?

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is there a collage of /ouguys/?
i want to see if there are more of them

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NO THANKS I'M PERFECTLY SAFE HERE IN THIS BUILDING WITH MY CHILD YOU CAN GO NOW UGLI GIRL

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REMINDER

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just watched the latest ep and it was the best episode of the season by a gorillion miles
but I could sense the REEEEE of millions of YAS QUEEN when she turned into the god of hellfire
maybe D&D were the good guys all along (but on the other hand they screwed the mannis over so fuck them anyway)

who is /our gal/

AHEM

youtube.com/watch?v=NzmzeDI7caY

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kek. they said 3500 girls are named kelly c or dany in the US.

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Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden

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The mad queen twist wasn't too well set up or executed, but I can't believe that they best episode since s4 has been so panned by the public

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M-More

Would Cersei have still been alive if she could turn into a giant???

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Can't wait for this scene

absolute cutest

Here is what will obviously happen in the finale just based on the narrative of the show so far.

>Danny has to die or fuck off from Westeros because of her vision in the House of the Undying where she reaches out to the Iron Throne but never actually touches it. She is the villain of the series.
>Jon's character is all about duty. Duty now demands he claim his birthright and depose Danny.
>If Jon dies in the ensuing chaos, or otherwise abdicates after defeating Danny, Bran is his next of kin. If Bran dies or abdicates in return, Sansa is the next of kin. That means the person on the Iron thrones will have Stark blood.
>Jon's motivation to abdicate has to be based on duty, so he has to believe there is someone better than him to rule. This hasn't been made clear, so an abdication would be bad writing on D&D's part, but a possible ending.
>Arya's theme has always been death. The white horse is symbolic of death. Sandor's last words to her was to warn her that the path of vengeance results is death and a wasted life. It would therefore be poetic if she made an attempt on Danny's life and died in the process.
>Jon would likely kill Danny because "the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
>Tyrion will be executed if he doesn't immediately seek protection from Jon and the rebelling forces.
>Sansa could betray Jon because she hears about the razing of King's Landing and knows Jon was involved.

Now that the nightmare is almost over, what was your favorite meme the show/books spawned?

Hard mode: still makes you laugh

>FORM RANKS YOU DOGS
still gets me every time

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luv big wimmen
'ate me dog

simple as

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>DREAM is not even begun; I am not going to start writing volume seven until I finish volume six.'

georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/13/idiocy-on-the-internet/

me on the bottom

Also, GURM didn't do jackshit and just suggesting he's done some progress triggers him

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More you say

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shopped

How would he become Lord of Highgarden now
Jamie is dead and don't think Tyrion holds much sway

Jesus Christ, did the Night King revive for his army?

>there’s only one more episode of the normies left
God damn I’m gonna miss Sewage and his pals watching this shit

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I unironically want Dany to win and live in the show. Fuck everyone else. I've always been a danyfag. Make her a new throne of bones. Use the smaller softer childrens bones for the seats and the corners. BASED FUCKING DANY AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CHSNGE MY MIND.

thanks satan...

He does look a bit taller

Why are women so ugly?

>normalfags FURIOUS that woman who uses fire(and blood) to solve all her problems does so yet again

Name one obstacle that daenerys has encountered that she didn't try to burn her way through. Name ONE. s1e1 you see her dunk herself into a tub of boiling water because she's depressed she's being given to chad thunder horsecock.

Fire and Blood book full of reasons why Targaryens and dragons should no exist.
>"I see no babes, only dragonspawn."
Robert WAS right.

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SLAYYYYYY

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BURN ME IN LOVE, MY QUEEEEN

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Magic Cripples win in the end.

>Dany torches King's Landing
>Jon realizes his fault in enabling her behavior
>decides to take responsibility at his own sacrifice
>does the honorable thing like Ned would
>kidnaps her on Drogon and takes her far away
>she's mad and has a mental breakdown
>thinks he denied her the throne at first
>eventually realizes she made a huge mistake
>she could've never ruled after what she's done
>Jon saved her from the public hatred and potential violent overthrow
>also saved the public from a mad tyrant ruler
>the two protagonists essentially have to bail on their lives due to their bad decisions
>they live out the rest of their days on a faraway island
>the last remaining Targaryens as literally whos doing nothing of note
>no heirs as she's sterile and he won't fuck anyone else
>the dynasty dies with a whimper

And who.. are you..

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>the rape, sansa
will never stop being funny

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Hope you like the ending you got book nerds be ause this is it

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE JON
RAVAGE ME RIGHT HERE AND NOW OR THIS REALM WILL BURN

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Dany should have blown up KL on accident. She accidentally sets off the wildfire stores under the city and destroys most of the city. That should have been the thing that broke Dany. That she tried so hard to be the queen of the people, but ends up killing hundreds of thousands of innocents anyway.

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TYRION'S EXECUTION SCENE LEAKED.

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May as well just make your own ending with the CK2 mod at this point

THE TARGARYEN WHORE

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n/a

Stories don't need lessons, they just need to be entertained, also if you're gonna shitpost you should properly do so. Arya's character went to shit but at least she had an arc and became what she always wanted (a "fighter" or whichever your favorite term is for someone who can fight). Sansa is just a passive reactionary bitch, she never does anything, shit just happens to her, if she ever wanted anything it was to be a good wife to a good husband.

Gilly had a choice between getting raped by her father or dying, and what sin has a baby commited? Nobody gets to choose their birth situation.

>GURM didn't do jackshit
You can't know this. You don't know how much he wrote. Forcing him to write books fast is bad idea. Like forcing non-commercial artist to create art. Just give up your hopes.

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kek. also this:
thecut.com/2019/04/elizabeth-warren-review-game-of-thrones-season-8.html

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That's why you don't name your kid after a fantasy character, or at least until you know how their story ends. Fucking impatient millennials.

updog that has been passed through generations.

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or the dothraki start running amok and she has to decide between letting them rape and pillage or burning them herself

>he doesn't get to fuck her
>she dies
>he kills himself
Can't blame him.

Most of the times,
>BRAVO, DABID or
>BRAVO, GURM
still manage to get me a chuckle
also
>We will __________ or we will die in the attempt
is stil preddy gud

Dany did nothing wrong!

LONG LIVE THE MAD QUEEN

>and who
>are you
KEK

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Westeros will be in good hands with God King Bran.

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Post yfw internet melts down next week...

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I think at this point Jon would rather have been a bastard than a Targ

Yes he does, they consumate the marriage remember

He does fuck her.

I wonder how hot the sex would be with Dany after she just razed a city. I'm hard lads not gonna lie.

>because of her vision in the House of the Undying
>gets stabbed by Jon, reaches out for the throne one last time, dies because of the person most associated with the Wall (Jon) and goes to the afterlife to join Drogo and their son who've been made whole
Leaks confirm

> Bran is his next of kin
Not how succession works, Bran isn't Targaryen, Targ blood is what's necessary to succeed the throne rightfully

>made an attempt on Danny's life and died in the process.
One of the leaks does say that Jon "sees" Arya or something, but also says Arya just leaves in the end so she survives

>Sansa could betray Jon
She won't, she just becomes ruler of the North and might be there to vote for Bran as the new King

>he doesn't get to fuck her

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RADmure will never be not funny

Funny how Cercei was basically the best queen as far as regular people are concerned.

That’s because, obvious changes like Varys supporting Aegon/Jon instead of Aegon/Young Griff and likely Cercei having the red keep and not Aegon (curious if her and Jaime die earlier in GRRMs never finished books or if Cercei ends up as a later third faction of the Dance) it was clearly really taken from GRRMs ideas and so is much better than the Dabid shit of the last few years. I bet Dany helps Jon with the north, see comes and finds out how much Kingslanding loves Aegon and so she burns it down and kills him and Jon figures not only is she in need of dying but he knows if she killed that supposed family member she would do him in too. With that context I think what we saw in the show isn’t far off as far as Dany really losing it on the people.

>Stories don't need lessons, they just need to be entertained
GoT fails at that, its empty spectacle. Are you telling me you'd go back and rewatch s8e2 and be entertained by that self indulgent shit?

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It's gonna be beautiful. Even this is just a taste of what's to come.

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>saggy tits-fu

That’s a yikes from me my dude

This would have been good too, but people would say it's racist cuz Dany has to kill brown people to save white people

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Bobby posting is dumb as hell, but it always makes me laugh.

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>AAAAAAAAAAARGH SAVE ME EURO-

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>Shhh...

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>FOOKIN LEGEND
>20 GOOD MAN
>LADDAH
Best one was in first 5 "book" seasons.

Stannis wins the war in the north, takes the iron throne, replaces shit high lords with leal men like Clayton Suggs, and kills Loras in a trial by combat with lightbringer. Good times.

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I can't wait

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Why is he such a raging asshole about it?

Oh shit nice. I forgot. They should've shown that scene.

>”dracarys”
>*BRAAAAAAP*

NEVER COMING OUT

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Just unironically turn your brains off dudes and enjoy the ride.

The publicly shamed by the religion whore better than beloved margery who passed out food to the hungry?

you fucking what?

Bran is just gonna check the replay of that scene with the Lannister bros to know Bronn's claim is legit.

I won't read the rest of that shit but under Cersei's rule everyone in kingslanding at least was alive.

He gets bullied about his writing speed a lot

>far away island

user have you been paying attention

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>tfw the Cleganebowl was such a visually interesting scene that i actually dreamt about Sandor murdering me last night

>hanging out with Arya/Sandor for some reason and everything seems to be going well
>Suddenly the mood shifts and Sandor tells me he poisoned me
>Ask him what kind of poison it was
>He smiles and says "All I know is you'll have shit your pants and killed yourself by the end of the night"

Then I woke up. Still my favorite character

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*cough* just *hack* fucking burn me * cough* already *wheeze* please

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This one too

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So is Lord of Light the canonical God in GoT? We've seen spells accomplished under his name and even fucking resurrection. Have we seen the effects of any other proposed gods? Not even the Death God does anything cool.

Yes, we don't need another rush job like Stephen King did with the Dark Tower.

CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL...

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>never try at anything because you will inherit all of the sins of your parents. If you have mental problems you deserve to die because you're secretly a bad person. Niggers and spics don't belong in White Man's world, and belong across the sea with their own kind. Women need rape to power up.

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Because Ian spilled the beans and he has to cover his ass.
youtu.be/FeftoI3c81c?t=1896
>inb4 he couldn't have known
>finding out in 2015 might even have been why he got fired from the show

nth for Stannis

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>gets bullied
>has written two books in 20 years

Gee, wonder why

>The first time he came during foreplay
>Maergery instructed him on how to nut off so he could last more the next time
>then she gets arrested
>upon her death and knowing he'll never get to fuck her for a few minutes eh kills himself
seems legit

DUMB? DUMB IS IT? IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?

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I SAID KNOCK AND HOLD YOU CUNTS

DOES KNOCK MEAN DRAW?

DOES FUCKING HOLD MEAN FUCKING DROP?

DO YOU ALL PLAN TO DIE HERE TONIGHT?

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The only reason they didnt have food to begin with was because of the tyrells. Cersei was best queen.

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>fast
>FAST

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Just turn your brain off you're thinking too much about things dude

Yeah but Margery didn't have the intelligence and fierceness to hold the crown. You want a ruler that is a little bit awful, that way they hold the crown for stability, but not so awful they burn you with dragons.

>georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/13/idiocy-on-the-internet/
God you can tell he is absolutely seething that his legacy is fucked. Don't get me wrong I know he has been rich all these years, but he has to feel the noose tightening. His magnum opus completely obliterated.

>we literally don't know anything about anyone's tax policy
BRAVO GRRM

>they just need to be entertained
Pleb thinking user

>she had an arc and became what she always wanted
but suffered no lasting consequences for it. Even gets stabbed and heals after some soup and a night's rest. Kills all the Freys and gets rid of Meryn Trant with no problem. Kills NK with her only injuries being from smashing her head against a wall during a previous fight. Sandor meanwhile has to die in the one act of revenge he actually went for.

>Sansa is just a passive reactionary bitch, she never does anything
Except manipulate Jon and lie about the Vale so she can get Ramsay and then feed him to dogs.

>Nobody gets to choose their birth situation
I mean moreso that the show tells you that incest makes people crazy or wrong but neither Gilly nor her son/brother/uncle are looked at as monsters or in danger of crazyness or being wrong

cuuuuute

I'm gonna miss Cleganebowl posting now that the fight finally happened. Glad it was satisfying.
youtube.com/watch?v=IYhqlOQ1vHY

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Daily reminder LoL brings back Jon to kill Dany.

The whole FORM RANKS YOU DOGS copypasta is hilarious, anyone have the original version?

Turning Grey Worm and the other non-white fighting forces into the ones who go for atrocities first, while Jon tries to prevent the slaughter, was a little problematic.

Anyone else agree?

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Bronn is gonna kill Dany, I fucking guarantee it. After Cersei, Jamie, and (probably) tyrion are dead, he'll put a crossbow bolt through her heart.

It's chekhov's crossbow.

Dark Tower ending was fine.

The waterfall is to Ygritte-y, Jon expressed desire to go somewhere warm after he died, and Dany would probably feel the most comfortable in such a place, but the North has the plus of reuniting Jon with Ghost.

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GODS I WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

This and anything Stannis. Especially agghhposting.

>S4 Episode 9
>The Watch is surrounded by a massive Wildling encampment
>Mance and Jon are in the process of treating
>"Yes, my Wildling ally, we must join forces if we are to meet the threat of the White Walkers."
>Cut to Mance's young son on the outskirts of the camp playing with little friends
>Their revelry is cut short when a trumpet fanfare is heard and riders start streaming out of the woods from every direction
>Stannis himself tramples Mance's son
>The riders descend on the camp, putting the Wildling tents to the torch and slaughtering indiscriminately as they go
>Stannis can be heard over the thunder of hooves and clash of swords: "Leave no men alive, take the women for sacrifice and the children for enslavement!"
>The valiant Wildlings manage to topple many a rider, but they are soon overwhelmed by sheer numbers
>Mance looks outside and accuses Jon of treachery
>Jon is forced to defend himself from an enraged Mance, he manages to disarm him and knock him out
>Meanwhile, Stannis has crushed the Wildlings
>He dismounts and notices Dalla clutching her mortally injured child
>In a single swift stroke, he brings the sword down and decapitates her, blood splattering all over her dying son
>Stannis's riders begin to chant: "STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!"

Presented by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss g

Also,
>tfw Dany got Stannis'd

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>Not how succession works, Bran isn't Targaryen, Targ blood is what's necessary to succeed the throne rightfully
Robert wasnt Targaryen, he got the throne through right of conquestm since jons army is the largest he will have the right of king, but jons gonna give it to bran

> i dont want the throne
>muh qween

has jon snow literally said anything besides these lines all season? he's basically an extra at this point

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>but not so awful they burn you with dragons.
So burning the pope, countless lords, ladies, their servants and untold small folk who were just near the beloved religious monument is fine? Come on user, get it together.

Your favorite character has a leaked video of them talking about how much they "hate the niggers", post your face when

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Seasons 1 to 4 are great, the show starts going to shit at season 5 but not as shit as to prevent me from watching it, I quit the series after S8E3 and only watch spoiler reviews so I know what happens.

It's Naruto ending all over again.

>Bran will be the best king because he doesn't want things
What kind of Orwellian nightmare is this?

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His funeral speech was good

Why has Dany become so cute and hot in season 8 all of a sudden?

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FILL ME WITH YOUR SEED JON
YOUR QUEEN COMMANDS

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22 years

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>grab my dick with my left hand and my idea crayons with the right
>ramsay could probably do it with about 20 good men I realize, he knows the land

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I just think Grey worm turning from a stoic, battle hardened veteran to an emotional, murderous asshole was problematic in general.

John did what was in character for him, and I honestly think they've made Greyworm very angry and 2D this season.

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oof

You mean like Chekhov's wolf pack, or his pass this sword down to your kids, or his don't believe that witch, or his best way to make alliances is marriage, or his Jon and Daenerys would be unstoppable together.

Expect your expectations to be subverted bro

youtube.com/watch?v=nhc283pXcjQ
kino

Thing about Dark Tower was that it didn't end, and I liked that. Shame the movie "sequel" shit all over itself. Howard should've stuck with his plan; would've been better. I also liked his plan that Bardem would play Roland. He's not as perfect as Viggo Mortensen, but he would've been miles better than fucking Idris Elba.

whats gonna happen next episode?

Today he confirmed that that ADOS isn't even started

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>let it be fear
what did she mean by this?

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SHE TURNED US INTO FUCKING KILLERS

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the two of them having some racist bants that leaked would be pure meme comedy

which one is aaron rodgers?

>put the lone black woman back in chains and kill her off
>the next episode the lone black man slaughters surrendering men and incites a rape-riot
This episode was a /pol/tard's wetdream. Remember when D&D were gonna do fucking Confederacy?

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Does anyone have the mother of flat asses version?

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Because she looks cute when she's mad, but she just got mad in the last episode.
Before that she just let her face sag like a dead fish.

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>DABID, THE CRAYONS
especially the safety helmet part, no idea why but it's that bit that makes me lose my shit

tyrion dead, dany dead, cersei secretly alive, jon steals drogon and flies off into the sunset where he was found squatting in the grass just like his aunt used to

All hail Podrick Payne, singer of ballads, harlot pleaser, survivor of the blackwater and the long night, and most of all, the pourer of wine.

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kys danyfag

be bit strange considering stephen dillane married one

What about houseFrayfags?

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Well, that's part of becoming human I guess? You get the good and bad emotions

that gal has the best tits in the show

>soldier holds down woman
>starts raping her
>ARRGGH NO PLEASE
>SIT STILL BITCH
>shoves his 7.5 x 5.5 inch dick inside her
>she starts begging him to stop
>PLEASE NO
>starts pounding her relentlessly
>cums inside her
>PLEASE NO STOP I BEG YOU
>Pulls his dick out of her pussy and shoves it in her mouth
>SUCK IT YOU BITCH
>garble garble NO garble garble HELP
>ah fuck yeah, ah shit that feels good
>cums in her mouth, forces her to swallow it
>another soldier walks past
>first soldier invites him to have a try
>second soldier starts fucking her
>PLEASE STOP NO
>he cums inside her pussy as well
>then they both start spitroasting her
>ARRGGH PLEASE NO STOP
>she passes out
>they fuck her one last time while she's knocked out
>Jon walks past
>What the fuck happened here
>S-Sir...they raped me
>They...raped you?
>Jon looks at them
>...and why didn't you guys invite me?
>Jon holds her down
>starts fucking her with his 4.5 x 5" cock (but it has a big head)
>PLEASE STOP I BEG YOU
>jon starts moaning
>arrrgggh
>jon cums inside her
>the three men leave her for dead

What the fuck? Why did they put this scene in there?

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DANY PLEASE FUCK OUR NEPHEW

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CGI, that's why everything else look like shit

Robert's grandmother was Targaryen and it's what he based his claim on. read more showfag.

and leaks already say nobles vote democratically for Bran, no succession shit involved.

based mad queen 10/10 would kneel

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>house payne is going to soon be a great house

seven hells

Bobby B dies, the incest is discovered but he had one true born daughter who inhereted the burly Baratheon Genes, Stannis raises her, self insert Ironborn who backed Bobby B during his overthrow of the Targs by sacking Darry and Gulltown and killing Jon Con is her master of ships, Lannister fucking shits, Starks and Tullies all live happily ever after, and what's his face from the Vale inherets because Robin was never born

>Scene cuts to Bronn teleporting into Dany’s chamber out of nowhere
>”Oi! I’ll ave ya know yer hand promised me Highgarden!”
>Dany gets irate and rushes at him, Bronn reflexively crossbows her in the stomach
>Camera pans to a confused looking Bronn
>”Ahh well shit I’ve gone and fooked up now haven’t I”
>Gray Worm rushes in as Bronn reloads crossbow bolt, Bronn reflexively shoots him in the stomach
>”Pretty brave for a lad without a cock, yeh?!”
>Bronn pilfers for gold and sneaks out
>Tyrion, Jon, and Sansa are imprisoned by troops
>Scene cuts to Bronn teleporting next to their cell with keys, he is grinning
>”I’ll let yer out, but I’ll be needing Highgarden!”
>frees them
>Drogon is irate, sensing Dany’s death, and autistically screeching and burning troops
>Camera pans to Bronn manning a giant fucking crossbow
>Bronn grins and shoots Drogon in the neck “I’ll be having Highgarden whether ya like it or not, ya scaley fook!”
>During the disarray the North led by Jon eliminates the remaining Dothraki and Unsullied
>Bronn travels to Highgarden merrily

This nigger gets it
>can't even get his men to listen to him in battle
I'm supposed to believe this nigger is a threat to Dany? Varys was retarded.

He was too good for this show

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>better than Ros, Tyene or Melisander
Fuck off

Basically but they still have it a legal fig leaf by saying Robert has a claim due to having some Targ great grandmother.

>it's the North/Riverlands/Valemen who do the rape, not the Dothraki
What did D&D mean by this?

>Your Grace

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Guys there was one Storytime with Old Nan that made the rounds around the first or second season, where Nan would talk about wiping Bran's shit up all the time, and in retaliation saved it all up in jars. It ended with "And one day before I die, one way or another I'm going to put it back in you."
It was hilarious and I haven't seen it in years.

He's the male self-insert for danyfags while women just self-insert into dany.

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roose is loose. shame it died when he did

people have really forgotten shes the true mad queen. i mean literally akbarred half the city and majority of important people in it like just the other day

Truly it was A Song of Ice and Fire™

The funny thing about this image is that this is STILL how showfags make their theories.

kek

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so is House Blackwater

yeah but where were the good the entire past two seasons?

I mean yeah, they built up to this angry fucking mess he's become but It's not very deep.

She's so CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Based. Thats gotta be the most petty complaint of all.

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Here's hoping the planned TV series is better than the movie.

>arya kills dany and wounds jon for standing in her way
>bronn kills the dragon
>bran appears out of the shadows in the throne room
>weird magic walk towards the throne
>slowly turns more blue and eventually into the night king
>raises all of kings landing, giving him an army of millions of undead
>humanity loses because of their own stupidity
>something clever about a long night is said by bran
>camera zooms out while everyone is slowly ripped apart by undead to some dark music

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Mating press mad Dany!

What was their tax policy?

what about theonchads

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Seriously though, why is it taking so long? With ADWD he had the Mereenese knot excuse.

I like the "I would DIE for you" version the best

FORM RANKS YOU DOGS and its various derivatives remains the absolute pinnacle, but every bit of mockery surrounding Stannis's disgrace of a character "arc" in S5 was absolutely hilarious.

>the men of the Golden Company mingle with Jon's troops, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their company
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural exchange
>a wall explodes in flame
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand still alive Dothraki galloping through the gap on their steeds
>we see Dany soaring above them on Drogon, driving them to fight with a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, King's Landing women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high, screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Dany shouts. "FEED THE BABES TO THE DRAGON"
>"Yes," cries Grey Worm. "Drogon hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," he whispers, "she's even making the women and children pay the iron price!"

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Qyburn was so fucking based. Loyal till the end

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>he even used the Lannisters colours
Well done, best Hand

If it's a fucking do-over it might. I hear it expands from the movie, though, and I don't see that working at all.

fucking kekked

In this scene Dany threatens to burn Qarth the the ground

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I kinda forgot

Someone post the Daenerys Rodjer pic. You know the one.

>accurate portrait of Brienne from the books

OH NO NO NO

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>Ser Davos, can I ask you a favor?
>I mean you literally blew up my son so why not.
>I want you to commit treason to help my brother and sister escape
>The incestuous twins I spent years of my life fighting against? Why not?

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Is this the new "fuck claire" shitposting?

>tfw episode 5 was actually a decent episode

Too bad the rest of the season and thus the entire series went to shit.

Its not a complaint retard, its a factual observation about the show. Missandei died in chains. GW started a rape riot and killed surrendering men. If I was a /pol/tard I'd love this episode.

Cleganebowl for sure, also this little number

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they legit are

prove me wrong

>Credits are interspersed with scenes of Bronn fucking different whores
>this song plays
youtube.com/watch?v=kyXz6eMCj2k

How did they adapt this scene? I stopped watching in S4.

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>Varys was retarded.
This.

Dude gets stabbed by his own men at the Watch. Almost has the Wildlings chimp out on him for saying he killed Mance. Doesn't listen to Sansa or the Northern or Vale Lords and didn't tell them anything before he suddenly decided to go South. Lords start conspiring and regretting crowning him. His own family can't keep their promises to him and leak info. His own family don't trust his judgement even when he was right about other shit they eventually realized was true, was a big deal and was necessary, even Arya. Actions of letting Wildlings through gets the North to abandon him and his sister's goal of beating the Boltons.

Varys is a dumb dumb, Jon can't hold shit and the second he leaves everyone talks shit about it, even when he comes back they talk shit about him to his face. He'd never rule well or wisely, he doesn't even listen to people.

>Lady Stoneheart
>Stannis
>Euron
>Daario
>Frogfu
>Bloodraven
>The Harpy

It all seems so unimportant now

youtube.com/watch?v=atuJzivuF1o
IN MY HANDS
I HOLD THE ASHESSS
IN MY VEINS
BLACK PITCH RUNSS
IN MY CHEST
A FIRE CATCHES
IN MY WAY
THE SETTIN SUN

DARK CLOUDS
GATHER ROUND MEE
TO THE WEST
MY SOUL'S BOUND
AND I WILL GO
ON AHEAD FREE
THERE'S A LIGHT
TO BE FOUND

THE LAST PAALE LIGHT, IN THE WEST

THE LAST PAALE LIGHT, IN THE WEST

AND I ASK
NO REDEMPTIONN
IN THIS COLD
BARREN PLACE
STILL I SEE
A FAINT REFLECTIONN
AND SO BY IT
GOT MY WAY

THE LAST PAALE LIGHT, IN THE WEST

THE LAST PAALE LIGHT, IN THE WEST

someone has to squeak out a fart during that moment...
youtube.com/watch?v=eOYYkhBL3E4

Whites rape, Mongol hordes don't.

Good post. Mommy will be pleased.

>jon rejects dany
>acts surprised when she starts burning shit
is jon retarded?

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and Seaworth

>please get banned to post titties
No. We've all been over this before. Your alien waifu does not have the best tits

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Imagine those lips around your cock....

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woah that's weird, it's almost like the only thing daenerys does is try to solve all her problems with burnings.

WHOMST EVER COULD HAVE SEEN HER DOING SOMETHING SO INLINE WITH HER CHARACTER AS BURNING KINGSLANDING?

Moe queen

P R E S T O N

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>There are no innocent civilians. It is their house and you are fighting a people, you are not trying to fight a Golden Company anymore. So it doesn't bother me so much to be killing the so-called innocent bystanders.

>My solution to the problem would be to tell the Slavers frankly that they've got to draw in their horns and stop their aggression or we're going to burn them into the Age of Heroes. And we would shove them back into the Age of Heroes with Dragon power or Naval power—not with ground forces.

>Killing King Landing didn't bother me very much at that time... I suppose if I had lost the war, I would have been tried as a war criminal.... Every soldier thinks something of the moral aspects of what he is doing. But all war is immoral and if you let that bother you, you're not a good soldier.

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>3.. 2.. 1..
>REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GTFO MY CITY

How do they kill Drogon now?

Holy fuck that was fast, he must have hated this episode.

Dang she's fucking cute

based

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FUCK OFF

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I REMEMBER STANNIS

I just want to die for my Queen AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anyone else watching reaction videos just to see people lose their shit when Dany starts burning innocents

Twenty
Good
Men

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>Arya kills dany and wounds jon for standing in her way and abandoning his stark family
>rides off to her blacksmith boyfriend and settles down in a small village

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I actually believed my man Ser Barristan the Bold. I guess... I guess the dream is over. There's no ending to a song of ice and fire.

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Looks like an Elder Scrolls orc with human skin

Fuck off, Preston. Stop spamming your shitty channel here.

/po/ tards stopped giving a fuck years ago. And yes that was a real complaint floating around on plebbit. People were genuinely upset that the prisoner was in chains. Because how dare they. Episode 4 was trash but come on.

>my bestie prestie
>ON A MONDAY
>he posted it so fast I had no time to get testie
>couldn't even post my image

fucking BASED

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The lessons are pretty plain as day obvious from S1 (most obviously because it was most true to GRRM's ideals in S1):

- You can build coalitions of heroes and monsters to win wars, but you can't transform those kinds of coalitions into functional societies. You just get a false kingdom that often forsakes its own ideals. Jon Stark understood this, and Ned Stark warned of this. You have to turn the 'monsters' eventually, or they will run amok and the people will ultimately suffer in the end for it. Start with a coalition to share and prove your good and valid ideals, and win over the other side so that the society that results from total conquest will be a compliant one that is true to the ideals that the coalition was founded upon.

- Societies that function on truths and facts outlive societies built on outright lies and farces. Any society which tries to defy the latter will inevitably find itself in civil conflict. The people will suffer, relationships will suffer, and whatever effort there is to build a better world will automatically suffer. A world full of lies and mistrust is a world full of murder. To quote a line from the movie Kingdom of Heaven, "I would rather live with men, than kill them - which is most certainly why you are still alive."

- The worth of a human life deserving of dignity and respect is worth more than any societal concept. Jaime Lannister is the genesis for all suffering on Westeros in this era, and his chief excuse was shame. It was the end result of living in a world of lies, but Jaime didn't want to leave that world. By the time Jaime and Cersei embraced the truths of their natures, they had committed grave wrongs and were largely irredeemable. They would have been better off embracing their incestuous love in banishment, than to continue to drown themselves in their sea of lies.

- Love your children, legitimate and adopted. Life ends up better that way.

typical femcel logic

Go back to watching Burlington Bar reactions you faggot. Preston and Linda are the only reviewers worth a damn.

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I want to bend her over, nestle my penis inside her quivering pussy, and grab onto her ass.
Just primo comfy sex.

>George might not finish the books
>in which Cersei will likely fade from relevance and get killed by Jaime in winds of winter
>we might never experience crazy evil Daenerys in the intended story where fAegon is a just ruler who she envies
At least we can project the last two episodes of season 8 into that void a little bit I guess, but it’s not enough

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was gonna cook me some rice

but then the rice fell down in the ground

thank you D&D, expectations SUBVERTED

based

There's no way to write a satisfying conclusion to it anymore anyway, the richness of the theories and community discussion is vastly superior to what one man can come up with, which would only close up all the potential anyway

who fucking cares what /po/ thinks?
>oh hurr hurr lemme just fold this
>look it looks like a paper flower, don't ya think???
no, you cunt, it's a waste of time energy and effort.

I miss Ser Alliser

>/po/ tards stopped giving a fuck years ago.
Of course /po/ doesn't compare but /pol/tards absolutely do. You can just search GoT in the archives, or check out the threads here after the episode. If you think I'm the first person to point this out you must be quite new.

>needing to watch an e-celeb to know what to think about what you watched

Uh... you're forgetting Carmine bro. He's fucking based.

"and now...the long night begins"

>Your Grace, I call my latest Scorpion version "The Railgun"
>What does it do, your Grace?
>Well, a railgun is a device that uses electromagnetic force to launch high velocity projectiles, by means of a sliding armature that is accelerated along a pair of conductive rails. It is typically constructed as a weapon, and the projectile normally does not contain explosives, instead relying on the projectile's high speed to inflict damage. The railgun uses a pair of parallel conductors - 'rails' - along which a sliding armature is accelerated by the electromagnetic effects of a current that flows down one rail, into the armature and then back along the other rail. It is based on principles similar to those of the homopolar motor.

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>It Ain't Me starts playing...

BING BONG DING DONG DING

it was the best episode this season at the very least, though thats not saying much, obviously its rated poorly because only now do people care when d&d fail to flesh out and assassinate characters when its kelly c its happening to

Bronn spinoff series "The Lord of Highgarden" when?

>HURRRR TORMUND SAID HE FUCKED A BEAR
>THAT MEANS HE FUCKED A MORMUNT
>THAT MEANS THE SMUG LOLI IS HIS DAUGHTER
>THINK ABOUT IT, HE'S CALLED TORRRRRUMAND GIANTSBANE
>SHE KILLED A GIANT
>IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE user

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lol

fucking based

Yup you're retarded.
Thanks for the laugh

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>Muh /pol/ bogeyman. D&D are so insensitive to the plight of people of color.
Sure kid

Her eyes make me diamonds.

BASED mad queen, shame it took until the last two episodes to get to this

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any of you fags remeber playing this ever? is it still a thing on any board?

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Lol

The modern equivalent of the Highlander's wife after he came back from the dead.

Being the best and most entertaining episode by being the most hilarious laugh-out-loud episode in the entire saga is not a testament to its actual narrative quality, which is horseshit.

>I'm illiterate and retarded
Thanks for sharing.

her seat will rot though and she'll get an ass infection and die

>Preston says in his latest video leather doesn't burn

Is he fucking retarded? Leather is very fire resistant, but if you tossed it into a fire it would eventually burn

Reminder that GRRM doesn't have either of the last two books finished.
He confirmed it on his blog today

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Post the tweet where he said ProJared's dick was huge.

fuck off nigger

>no quicksaving animation as she fills with rage
why even post

there's a whore coming Ned

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I'm finding Emilia Clarke more and more endearing, bros

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>And who.. are you.

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It's the cornerstone of some dumb Quentyn theory, so he'll never back down on it.

Don't have it, I don't like Carmine and only checked his twitter briefly.

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Origami did nothing wrong you cunt.

>literally just the occasional murder contract (for fun) and fucking whores
I'd fookin watch it

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It seems to be you that has trouble following along.

You made me read that in their voices. Congrats.

not an argument

youtube.com/watch?v=w6hnFhr8PK4
kek

>My ancestors are smiling at me Targaryen, can you say the same?

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/pol/ just enjoy gore and mass murders. And they support killing children. So original psoter about "/pol/ wet dream" is right. But I watch this show as trainwreck and this was really great episode because femnazis and normalfags are buttmad
>how dare my mary sue favorite STRONG WOMAN character kill innocents!

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>tfw it's been 5 seasons and everyone forgot about you

sucks to be Robb, and it sucks to be a Robbfag

Its tragic

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based schizo

based

He was unironically the best king. Managed to maintain peace for a long time, was right about the Targaryen whore, held fun tournaments.

>no cleganebowlfags
Why leave the best arc out?

yes which is why i said saying its the best this season isnt saying much because this season is trash
its not exactly hard to beat quipshit and teleports behind nk

Robb was great, a sexy (if dumb) guy who had a satisfying and tragic character arc.

The North remembers. The part of the North that ditched Jon's coalition right before the Battle of Winterfell.

>It seems absurd to me that I need to state this. The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun, water is wet… do I need to say that too?
Fuck this fatty, why is he so insecure about this? Is it because he knows inside he can't finish it? Piece of shit, Shakespeare wrote more than 40 plays in 30 years and he can't even end his shitty series before his heart explodes. Might as well not start the books now, fucking BESERK has cucked me enough already FUCK

Looks like they're the smart ones

There's always the glimmer of a chance that Ian wasn't bullshitting and Martin really is sitting on the final two books.
What's interesting is how heavily George denied it when it was brought to light.
Methinks he protesteth too much....

All Danyfags are sociopaths
>those replies

twitter.com/Sabrina_K8/status/1128072060998160384

>I want to find out who lives, who dies, and who ends up on the spiky iron chair
Fucking normalfags and their shit priorities

He maintained a false peace. He was the lid on top of the pot boiling over. The scramble for power following his death was as much his fault as everyone else's. If he was a true friend, he never would have asked Ned to come to the capital. He should have known Ned's ideals would cause problems.

Not so smart now, since they'll be called to Winterfell to fight a dragon.

CAREFUL BOY

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Feels good that my sister and officemate hated the episode.
Probably because of dany heel turn

I can't wait for Sunday so I can be done with this. D&D really foot-in-the-door'd me.

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the day that Bobbyposting poofed into existence is the day my sides left this plane of existence forever

I still haven't recovered

youtube.com/watch?v=eOYYkhBL3E4

>daenerys “stormborn” targaryen
>”stormborn”

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I'm hard with you, user

I imagine an episode where he is learning the manners of noblemen in order to expand his influence. At some point he spends so much money and gets so bored that he just demands his conseullors to fuck off and proceeds to sleep with the wives of the rival noblemen, who help him increase his status

>I'm hard with you, user
here here

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Based and bronnpilled

It's too hard for me to watch the cleganebowl scene, I tear up each time. I'm a fucking pussy.

He just does it for views
In the discussion he has with Preston he says he judges it off of a shit scale and then in his next video he says that he really likes it

CRINGE

It also pisses off his rivals and allows him to start more wars, conquer more land

The perfect crime

I imagine an episode where hes in an empty castle all by himself and then the Hightowers, Florents, Tarlys, and anyone else with a claim on highgarden come marching in with an army. Who's gonna defend Tyrion's sellsword friend? Not Bran.

>does the dinghy have a sail?
>no

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based

This would save the show

Kek he really is one of the better characters on the show

I do too but I can't stop watching it, I don't know why

That exasperated laugh he has as he's getting choked out really gets me in the gut

>camera zooms out while everyone is slowly ripped apart by undead to some dark music
*Rains of Castamere
>and who
>are you

It was realistic if thats what you mean