Cast them

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somebody post it

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Anyone got a quick rundown?

no

the guy is a beta who killed his crush, didn't even get to rape
i'm too lazy to get you the links, just seach in youtube
1. stephen mcdaniel tv interview
2. stephen mcdaniel police interview, yeah it's 2 hours, watch it all or do something else while you listen to all it, it's worth it

>not telling him the hidden aspect that makes it truly great
based

Shia LaBeouf as Stayvun
John Goodman as The Detective
Eric Roberts as The Chair

DID YOU HURT THAT GURL STAYVUN

Patton Oswalt and Paul Dano

me as my boy steve

I don’t know

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>DO YOU KNOW YOUR SWORDS? TO SELL AND TRADE SWORDS? DO CONSIDER YOURSELF A SWORD EXPERT?

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>My colleagues believe that I am wasting my time with you but I believe that you wish to do the right thing. We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start and all that we’re asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known murderer to justice.

I don't remember

Did you forget your floaties Steeevuun?

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You can do this Stephen. They’ll know you’re guilty if you don’t talk but you must be careful in your answers. If anybody can do this, it’s you Stephen. You just graduated law school. Remember what they taught you? Law enforcement’s vision is based on movement. So I’ll just sit here perfectly still and give the shortest answers possible. That’ll make me less suspicious.

And here comes the detective now. He’s big. He waddles over beside me and then he does the unthinkable. He lowers his obese mass onto the tiny office chair. The sounds the chair makes under his blubber are ungodly. “What’s wrong?” he inquires. As if seeing a chair defying the laws of physics was a common occurrence. Then he begins to lean back.

Wait, did you hear that? That sound. That was no ordinary creaking coming from his chair. It almost sounded like a scream. Like the scream Lauren made when I killed her. The detective leans back even further. Another scream echoes out. I’m certain of it now. I refuse to acknowledge it though. Further and further he leans back. More and more screams from the chair. Why hasn’t it broken yet? It seems inevitable. Will it explode and send shrapnel at me? Is that his intention?

An eternity later the detective brings in his partner. They both openly mock everything about me. My behavior, my clothes, my taste in music, my lack of friends, and my virginity. Is this even legal? All the while, I hear Lauren’s screams coming from the chairs.

But I hold out. I don’t give them anything and they are forced to give up. As they are leaving, the detective turns back and looks at me with a grin. What he says next shakes me to my core. “NO. MORE. VIDEO. GAMES. STEEVUUUN!” Only then do I realize that the chairs will never stop screaming

>your move stayvun

i don't know...

no..

>"I don't know"

>I don't know
Did they think they had the highlander?

I don't know

what are you referring to? I’ve seen it but I don’t know what you’re getting at

>No more video games

That smug shit

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Why do these threads always make me laugh?

Look at me when I'm speaking to you, Stayvun

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such a small thing getting such great oc
blessed meme

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WHY DOOYA GOT CONDIMS STEVEN

youtu.be/Y_xb_JnXGeI

first watch the complete video at lesat 14 times as every poster in this thread has, then we'll tell you

plaes gib

>he's only watched it once
>was doing other shit, not even watching the screen the whole time
holy shit. no way you can into stayvun lore that way

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Are you talking about no more Yea Forums?

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Why are you even in this thread if you don't know?

here, the interview

Why did he do this? Was it a power move?