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>99
Blessed
And Based image, take my heart.

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>ctrl + f "writefag" 0 results
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Bless this thread with Holy GETs, /comfy/ vibes, free /healings/, and free /repairs/.

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Let's hear it for the hero of Iron City, Zapan!

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Lol at op image

>98
>missed a beat
>because no heart
98 official numbers for heart giving.

Blessed digits also holy FUCK that's a lot of GoT.

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Have a free aesthetic OC with aesthetic music
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I like this.
Hear it for Iron City's biggest BITCH.

Not too long Malcolm I just need to finalize my research project.

extra blessed thread that calls out Yea Forums. Well done.

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Hello new bread, please be healed by Arita!

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Forever the best ritualpost.

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I wanted to make it the official boop number, but this is nicer.

really digging this OC user. Great work.

if it's not in the first few posts I get worried.

Why Rosa such a Cute?

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KISSU EDITION

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>tfw looking up information for programming and AI
>see this in YouTube recommended
>youtube.com/watch?v=4v4SsYoZjYY

Alita Intelligence wants to be real, guys...

Thanks

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I want my dna to be inside her forever

>hey meatboy, ditch the hardbody and let me buy you a drink

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A+ fucking music choice for the 80s VHS aesthetic.

looks like a perfect candidate to shop alita's face onto rosa

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Was she born that way or did she grow into it?

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hahahahaa

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>so itty bitty
:3
no, thank you and have my own bucky-OC, simple as it is.

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It's kind of a sad question, but do you think Rosa knew the movie wasn't tracking well before it was released?

Alita with Hugo's neck is disturbing

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The OC train is burning up the night here.

Dance with the Dead is freaking great, I recommend you all their songs if you like that one. Out of Body and The Shape are great albums.

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I'm sure she/everybody else was aware of all the critiques being hurled at the movie and I'm sure she kept up with some of the ridiculous shit it had to struggle through even after it was clear that the movie kept succeeding despite literally everything going against it. I don't have that copypasta of 'imagine being Rosa' but I'm sure somebody does.

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Oh Yeah I remember you
that potatolita on his shoulder still makes me laugh, great OC fren

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>Thanks guys!

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I think for sure she did, which is why the relative success is so important. Alita did much better than she was ever destined to do. The best comparison is still GitS. Alita was genuinely tracking on these numbers.

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She has crazy eyes

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I finally watched this movie and can contribute

There's this one that kinda botches it with the line about her father, and there's the other one

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Strap less dress
White dress
No bra

I would go hulk mode and rip that thing to shreds....

She'd take that as a complement I'm sure of it.

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Welcome, warrior.

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Please tell me you use photoshop. We need OC

Cool, now post that one 'day in the life of a RobRod shoot" chain

She's intense, look how she's staring at Rob here.
youtube.com/watch?v=BzLRM66bK4Y

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Just because you have a kitchen doesn't mean you know how to cook.


Also,

>not using Gimp 2.0

That's what I've always used.

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good crazy tho

Last Rosa I'm posting, as its fillin' the bread a bit.

But here have a cute poncho Rosa.

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>find someone that looks at you, the same way Rosa looks at Robert in this image.

Our OC corpus is far in advance of Yea Forums's.

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But i want more!

Can I not just get Rosa tho?

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Cooking is easy as shit though. If you can work in a chemistry lab you can cook.

JUST

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>tfw you successfully turn the thread back around

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Well ideally each one of us should find a girl like Rosa since we cant all share her...
>Or can we?

> Alita vs Grewishka

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>Rosa gets a harem of 50 thirsty Alitabros

Amazing manga, garbage film.

Hell, all I use is paint.net and some elbow grease and a whole lotta love for /ourgirl/.

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last one

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Their Memetic... inflexibility, has allowed us to advance in areas they refuse to consider.

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No kidding.

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As is our /comfy/ blanket fort. And their lack of /healing/ has allowed us to make progress in areas they're too psychologically damaged to consider.

A bunch of basement-dwelling young men shitposting about GOT.

But /ALITA/ left them behind long ago. Jimbo spoke of the /healing/ forum on the hill, and soon that forum shall be a reality. And we shall be crowned its kings.

Better than kings. Frens.

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Seattle user, other Seattle user here. Are you around?

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Reminder that we can already make artificial womb, meaning that URM women probably have fully functional nano-tech womb.

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gross chubby bitch
this is the woman you all lust after 8+ hours a day like it's a job?

Ye, she's very smol and very cute tho.

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>Chubby
?

I know right? She doesn't even have tits.

Beautiful.

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I can't wait for genetically modified übermensch. At this point it's no longer a question of whether we CAN do it, but a question of ethics. Thankfully the Chinese don't seem to give a shit.

Unironically this, skip all the ethical bullshit already. I want some goddamn clones already...

>Jimbo spoke of the /healing/ forum on the hill, and soon that forum shall be a reality. And we shall be crowned its kings.

Is this true? What did he said?

Holy fuck this thread is giving me early /abag/ and /alita/ flashbacks. We truly do go in cycles friends. Keep the faith and content strong.

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>looks like a weird boy

>sex clones
Yes please.

You gonna go for the full Mickey and post
>goblina
yet?

Checked, blessed, and stylishly dressed.

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Imagine no hereditary disease. Genetics engineered towards optimal physique. High intelligence. Psychological stability. Tall stature. Longevity. In my opinion being against genetic modification is morally reprehensible.

They look like two kids on a playground talking about the cool new martial arts moves they learned from the dojo their mom drops them off at after school

You lookin for a specific seattle user or any seattle user?

hey /ALITA/. just stopped by to say keep up the good work, and healings all around.

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The nanites can change shape into different structures. Having all the extra biochemical stuff needed for a working artificial womb is a completely different matter

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I love u fren

WOZU

my god that floof is unreal

diggin these fits on her

Please be healed by Amélita.

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I already posted this in the last tread:

If Alita want to have kids:

She need:

1)A nanotech womb that can bring a child to term.

>We already have artificial womb today. So URM can definitely do it.
>see: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_uterus

2)Eggs:

>The high tech solution is for her to have naotech ovaries that can create eggs from her DNA. She still have blood cells and other cells that are not neuron, so DNA data is a non issue.

>Low tech solution, is to simply have eggs made in a lab using her DNA and the egg of a donor. again we can already do this.


If any of you waifu-fag want to imagine a scenario where Alita get pregnant, here is the technical aspect.

write-fag, if you are here, you can take some not too for scientific accuracy.

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Need more live action floof, get on it Cameron.

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What is Alita and is it good? She looks cute!

>chubby
haven't heard this one yet.

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i want her to be my gf!

have you been in a coma for 300 years?

girls with a little bit of a tummy are delicious

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>very cute tho

A cute Goblina is still a Goblina mutt.

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>Mfw I will never have kids with Alita and have her protect them and me with her life.

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I just haven't consumed as much entertainment media because I'm lonely
Sorry

Yum

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agreed but Rosa's not really 'chubby'. The dress is just kind of tight on her. She seems pretty slim to me.

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Yea she a cute, and the actions scenes are berry good, 10/10 would watch for the 13th time.

>SA
>enabling anons by letting them know the joy of fatherhood and having a loving waifu who they can help through their pregnancy

Something's amiss

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I was just making a joke that you'd understand if you saw the movie! Go see it! It's really very good

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It's ok friend. It's an adaptation of a 90s manga. The film was a huge surprise for everyone- it's super genuine and wholehearted with top notch special effects and the best action/sci fi protagonist that I've seen in years. I highly recommend it.

Her belly was bigger than her boobs
Hay dios mio

This is one of the best webms maybe ever

Back to pol with you my friend.

A specific Seattle user, we met earlier today.

/Alita/ friends i have a question that occured to me.
Is Alita and Rosa two different entities in your mind? Like, do you see them as two different beings separated from each other?

Or do you see Rosa and Alita as the same person?

if seeing ourgirl that happy doesn't make you smile you have no soul.

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That's where she stores her ceviche and croissants

Like a squirrel

separate.

Based motorball autist

I want to bring them the pain of a dream that can never come true.

I want to them to imagine spending time taking care of their pregnant full replacement cyborg gf, then cry themselves to sleep knowing it will never come true.

Also, I like the tech to be accurate...

I don't even go to /pol/

Latino rime with Goblino; therefore all Latino are goblins
Latina rime with Goblina; therefore all Latina are goblina

My logic are undeniable.

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Frenchies, ladies and gents.

I'm glad our candidate for weirdest /alita/ personality is filled

Thanks for giving the lonely anons hope SA
I will now thank you in your native french language
شكرا جزيلا

Best movie I've seen in years. The only Hollywood adaptation of a manga EVER that doesn't butcher the source material. Produced by James Cameron, directed by Robert Rodriguez. A film that brings out the best of both of them, and has a cast that makes the cast of other contemporary films look like a bunch of bozos.

she's experiencing a critical malfunction; she's developing... emotions???

My feet really hurt.
>tfw no Alita gf to give me a footrub

Who knew SA was a white supremacist. God damn.

I love how we've told so many people why we like this movie so much that we've gotten so efficient with our wording. We used to write almost mini-essays about it when people asked.

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Greatest cgi ever
Fight scenes that are like the matrix
Adorable main character
Rich world building

Damn

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Not surprised at all. Pretty sure there’s a few /pol/acks here

We already know how Alita reproduces and it's not that

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Rosa getting her photo taken

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there's remarkably little bickering politics wise which is nice. myself and the handful of leftyfrens have even engaged a bit with people and no arguments happened and they naturally ended. It was actually kind of nice.

Alita is the cutest tumour ever!

Confirmed cursed sociopathic retard
kek

we all know that nothing and none of us are bigger than the film

>"Rosa can you just take a normal photo just once? Just give a normal smile please?
>"NOOOOOO"

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>Who knew SA was a white supremacist
ahaha...No. Those people are laughable

/pol/ is peak mount stupid.

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truth. Alita comes first.

R A R E

A R E

R E

E

she pulls off the tongue thing a lot better than Miley Cyrus
spoilered it not to shit up the thread too much

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Alita really grows on you after a while

No one is bigger than the film.

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SA should just rename herself to HK47. Cold, inhuman and enjoys suffering.

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Oh fuck what if we did a version with a pic of Zalem under the box and Vector behind the tree

It wouldn't be as funny or even make sense really.

SA is just larping. Sociopaths don’t have to confirm they’re sociopaths by displaying the enjoyment they get from watching others suffer. In fact it’s often the opposite, they’re often unaware.
Shes just trying to look like the cool kid

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Reminder, Hugo exists or he used to

Would make me chuckle.

Why do you dislike latinos SA?
Whats wrong with SA?

Dua Lipa is fucking hot bros.

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I don't hate Latino.
Latino rhyme with Goblino; Latino are therefore goblins.

>Well this is a nice day for a walk in the park.
>Whoa. A pile of oranges and chocolate?
>These don't seem to be anybody's so I guess it won't hurt if I have a few bites of yummy yum yum yum.

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cute Alita and I know. I don't have a problem with it honestly it's kind of funny.

>Three days of writing, only 800-something words.
I'm trying to write a novel, too. LOL I'll finish by Christmas at this rate. Kill me.

she cool but Nyssiana is h o t.

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>HK-BRO35

Alita is a BRO, not a WAIFU

>that's baby alita!
>how can you tell?
>how else? the octopus lips!

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you just need some redbull

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Goblino is a racist term

>ALITA NO

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I'm riding the thin line between excitement and heart-attack.

I understand the concept. Its not funny and putting a huge floating city under a box barely larger then a human is silly. Even putting a couple golden tickets for a balloon ride to Zalem or something isn't all that great with Vector pulling the string on the trap. Vector doesn't want to trap Hugo. He just uses Hugo for dirty work. The only people that want to "get" someone is Zapan, Vector and Nova would like to "get" Alita. So variations of those can work. Overall though Zapan trapping Alita is still the most meaningful and tangible meme considering their relationship.

>Pretty sure there’s a few /pol/acks here
I'm a /pol/ack but I hold almost none of the opinions that a typical /pol/ack does. I'm much closer to Elon Musk than Adolf Hitler.

cancer

I like her
She’s “we live in a society”

I write a lot during and after work but... now that my coworkers know I'm trying to write a novel they constantly hover over my back during my breaks and lunches and it puts me off, big time.

Now you can put them in all sorts of silly places!

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>discussing meme creation is cancer
Nah. The only cancer in this is that stupid meme that was proposed.

How do you feel about latinos? Would you marry one?

we need a sticker set of these

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I keep reminding SA that Rosa is half French

Sure why not. I'm not a racist.

Pump-and-dump. Never marry.
Any race.

>not the superior remix version

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1 and 4 are the cutest

So movie Zalem has a space elevator, correct? That’s why it’s in Panama I believe. So what about the other ‘great sky cities’? Did they too have space elevators? Seems to be the only thing keeping Zalem up there right?

Hmmmmm, thank you. So it's a great adaptation with a qt MC huh. I'm getting cyberpunk vibes from it, so is it sort of like Blade Runner? I liked the new one, woulda watched it again in theaters had I the chance.
Should I watch it - alone... - in theaters if it's still playing? Or is it comfy watching it at home? Alone

So these threads are just about this one movie huh. I guess it was that good? I don't suppose I should start with the original work first? If it's a good enough of an adaptation then the kino might be, well, kino.

I'd guess they were at other points along the equator, then they got destroyed. In the manga there's a sister city to Jeru/Zalem at the opposite end of the planet, in the middle of the Indian Ocean, but we never see what goes on there.

Tale of an /Alita/ user.

>You came into contact with an meta-entity capable of taking you to the world of Alita.
>You will be dropped in Iron City before the events of the films, with all your knowledge.
>No guaratee you will survive, and you can never come back to your own world again.
>But this is a chance to be with Alita for real, you accept.

>The entity drop you in Iron city with nothing but clothes and credits. Enough to survive a few weeks, but you need to find a way to survive on the long term.
>You still don't know how much time before the event of the film you are. So finding Ido would be your first priority.

To be continued....

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They would all be along the equator. If the others fell but Zalem did not, then the science fails, since all the sky cities would be balancing each other like a hoola-hoop in space. Without the other cities as a counter-balance then Zalem would have destabilized and crashed into the Earth.
But you're getting your information second-hand in the movie, so there's no telling if they actually fell or not.

It's not in theaters any more except just a few places, and it is cyberpunk but in terms of setting it's almost the opposite of Blade Runner. I would wait for the movie to come out first or watch the anime movie on youtube and then I would read the manga later.

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>that file name

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>so is it sort of like Blade Runner?
similar themes but with completely different points of view. Most people here really enjoyed BR2049 so there was a lot of discussion in the parallels.
>in theaters if it's still playing?
yes, if you're lucky enough.
>I should start with the original work first?
if you want. They're quite different but you can still enjoy both as separate things.

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It's basically, After-Apocalypse-Punk, if there is such a thing.

Goblino is just Goblin in Spanish

>not based Screwhead

I don't have any pics saved, because last time I saw them I was too busy doing other things.

>sufrimiento-user

>IP to post ratio dropping with every thread
Yikes.

Does anyone have the original with just Zapan and the trap, without Alita at all?

>As opposed to 70-something spammed threads with less than 10 replies.
Big cringe from me, bucko.

sorry, Eiza is absurdly pretty.

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Oh fuck that. If someone's so much as occupying the same room as me I just shut down completely and can't write a thing.

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So you think /ALITA/ rules Yea Forums? It doesn't. These threads are nothing more then drops of piss in the ocean of piss that is Yea Forums. How amusing that you think you rule that ocean of piss.

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cancer and cringe

lol you mean this one

When I was writing Mirror I had to power through and slide-and-hide. Shit is super goddamn annoying. But now my damn roommates know, too, and they keep popping in all the time all the freaking sudden.
Like, OUT! NORMIES OUT! REEEEEEE!

the anime fag is still here? kinda gross

>few posters in thead

YIKES

OH NO NO NO

Lol, sad pathetic circlejerk with no one in it

Hugbox blog post message board private server

>many posters
in thread

L O S E R S

Fucking pedo ring!

Wow, how sad. So many waifu-fagging autists. Pathetic.

SHILLS. Too many shills
Just don't listen to Jerome, user. The only winning move is not to play.

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did somebody say cancer

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That parts maddening. What the hell do they do there? It is just like Zalem but underwater? Does everywhere constantly where scuba gear? Aaah. Also, we never find out what happens with that other crazy panzer kunst master on Mars. The one that kicked Zazies ass. Does she show up in Martian Chronicles? Haven’t started those ones yet..

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>typed all that
kek

Fangs, mate.

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>It's getting dark where I'm at.

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The whole point is that we keep ourselves to a single thread. Meanwhile /GoT/ is practically spam.

thanks for the free IP bro

How can you be /pol/ but not be racist? Specially about latinos

So cute that you're our self-designated general cartoon villain of the week, Asuka-kun. So nice whenever you come down to play with us.

>drops of piss in the ocean of piss that is Yea Forums
>stealing our lines

Classy.

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The best time of the day.

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We're a lifeboat. Wade deeper into your side of the pool.

k

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>You seem to be lost kid.
>Reddit is down the hall to the left.

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I'm not from America so latinos are not really relevant. I hate Swedes and love Germans and Estonians though. I suppose you could deduce my ethnicity from that info.

attacking someone who agrees
if reddit is that way why are you here, you're a little bit dumb

I think we're the only part of the pool that has any depth whatsoever

Dansk?

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this is clearly satire

Danskjävel

>The day is coming when we'll all have to bid final farewell to qw and jnjyk
gettin misty over here bros

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It's time we shift gears to full /comfy/.

Post your comfiest comf.

Non-comfy need not apply.

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I got you my boy

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rare comfy

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it's served us well and faithfully.

Finnish

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Asuka you're my favourite current shitposter

>that kind of prissy way screwhead stands up when a guy gets thrown across her table at kansas

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Perkele. Nah I love you friend I'm much more Australian than Swedish.

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So obviously I have to write the Screwhead trying to fuck Ido story right?

Ohhh it came out in February...
>the opposite of Blade Runner
So it's an optimistic, tragedy-less comedy with a fully happy ending? :D
>wait for the movie to come out first
So it's not out digitally yet huh..
Hmm, I want to discuss it with Yea Forums aaaa
I was convinced by Yea Forums to watch the Bumblebee movie with no regrets, but they died..

I have to combat this with more Nyssiana! y'all ain't ready for this

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>carrots as motif

What did he mean by this?

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She reminds me a bit of this other girl.

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Yea Forums wants nothing to do with it. /alita/ is always ready to talk about it though. We love when people see it and want to talk about it.

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> tight stomach
> big boobs
> choker

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>Those fucking hips
Hnnnnng

>Nyssiana died before she got a chance to make out with Screwhead as she's trying to collect her bounty.

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>collar
That's a big hard salute from me, chief.

You can join the big group of new people when we finally get the BD

>mlem-Alita with hat made it into comfyfort
perfect

Woah who's this hot mama (relating to the film, I can read the filename but don't wanna spoil the movie for myself)
But but we're in Yea Forums..? Where else would you guys be, I remember seeing Alita threads elsewhere, if I'm not misremembering
BD?

>Bunny.

glad you guys liked it

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you'll have to watch the movie to see. And yes, we're in Yea Forums but we're the /alita/ general. We've been here since February. This is our #508th thread.

>9999

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1. Some cyborg chick from the movie.
2.Yea Forums is supremely jealous of our positivity, our 500+ general run, and our OC and good vibes-spewing community. They're seething and the especially bastard shitheads take every chance they can get to harsh our mellow. We tolerate them well enough, and some have even become like affectionate pets or neighbors to us.
3. Blu-ray + Digital/Streaming. Home distribution.

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That stomach to tits ratio is fucking insane. She looks like a female cartoon from the ren and stimpy show

double 99s nice

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Bunny, you say? Why just one?

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OMG I NEED A LATINA

Holy moly! It's Holy Quads!

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CONFIRMED

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Je jure de toujours combattre en présence du mal!

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Screwhead

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Swedes are okay too, I don't really hate them. It would be pretty silly to hold a grudge for something that occurred during the 19th century.

THIS IS THREAD #508
THIS IS THREAD #508
THIS IS THREAD #508
THIS IS THREAD #508
THIS IS THREAD #508
THIS IS THREAD #508
THIS IS THREAD #508

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we still need an user good with editing to put Alita on this old school Dainton piece of The Living Saint.

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based Frenchita

Nyssiana!

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Ehhhh? Trying to trick me into seeing the movie, I see
Woah
1. I see, I see. She's very pretty!
2. Ohhh.... Yea Forums is a scary place.. I stuck around because you guys seemed like a lot of fun! Wanted to get into a thing bc I didn't follow GoT, asked the Chernobyl guys a few questions, but this place seemed really kind and upbeat.
3. Ohhhhh I see, I see. Thank you.

Does she have nudes?

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Yes... we'll trick you into seeing the movie of the decade! Then you will have wasted 2 hours of your life watching something you enjoy greatly! Just as planned!

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Can someone please shop in Ido in the upper right hand corner, checking in on all the fuss and making sure there's not funny stuffs, please?

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Classic.

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>but this place seemed really kind and upbeat.
we are 99% of the time. Sometimes it gets kind of uncomfy and people just need a break but we always come back with the same enthusiasm. We're the most positive general out there right now.
no idea, sorry fren.

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nice

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>edward norton
always gets me

THREAD MAN WOULD PLEASE LIKE ANOTHER CHANCE AT MAKING A THREAD

*edward cameron, I'm fucking dumb

DO YOU HAVE A BATTLE PLAN IN MIND, TODD?

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Oh fuck, Yea Forums warned me of a day like this, of a day where I'd be tricked into watching a movie, enjoying it, and not getting angry at myself or on the internet!!!! I thought the poster was just larping but it's real oH MY GOd ALITA IS REAL AAAAAAA

>Sometimes it gets kind of uncomfy and people just need a break
Oh what why, what happened..?
>We're the most positive general out there right now.
Glad to hear it! I drop by on occasion to see reactions about capeshit or got (haven't had time/energy/inclination to watch either) I just read the summaries for capeshit), but man, i could really use more positivity in my life

Pic unrelated, I was just tricked by a scheming spurdo user, I fear it's fatal

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MANGALITA EDITION

NO NAMEFAGGING IN THE OP

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fill this request for me and I'll let you do it:

50,000 credits shall be your reward.

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PERFECTION!

Okay, Thread Man. Go ahead with your thread, but I call the next one.

people just get on each other's nerves. It's not a big deal. We go through phases of intense activity, some slow periods, bickering, nights like tonight where everybody is in sync. Just have to learn to roll with it.

>mangalita edition
I'm okay with that

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>/alita/ threads in one image
this is slowly becoming my favorite OC.

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If threadman's making it? I'd be happy no matter what he does.

this is a colorful pic of Rosa's crazy eyes- oh it's Alita's crazy eyes

>Ha! You thought it was a cute Rosa? Nope, just me, Alita!

Check'd and respec'd

Here's one of mine.

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Honestly it's both

THREAD MAN WAS NOT QUICK TO THE DRAW
THAT WAS THREAD MAN

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this was a wonderful thread and I love you all

We hit the bump limit and the image limit at the same time.

Alita palomita
Alita alita bonita
Alita malita
Alita alita pepita

310 is bumper time

this was an extra nice thread after the recent ones.

Not yet mr anal

The world isnt always nice. Iron city sure wast.

I smell bread but where is it?

Never forget that our base line is comfy. We will always come back. That's why we're the best.

where is my bread

yep, it's why I don't doompost. Comfy is an eternal recurrence.

Sacred Thread

4 of those are mine. Alita always blesses me

B L E S S E D

NEW BREAD WHEEEENNNNN
come on Thread Man

dubs and I get a kissu

lol a bunch of these are mine.

you get a boop

Did thread man fall asleep?

THREAD MAN FELL ASLEEP

>chair clattering

He will lose his bread privileges if he doesn't hurry

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD