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Brody Cooper
Gabriel Howard
first post for vince gilligan
Luis Mitchell
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Brandon Perez
Colton Morris
>planet = Planetos
>West = Westeros
>East = Essos
>South = Sothoryos
>thousand islands = Thousand Islands
>rock with a castle on it = Castley Rock
>swords for sale = sellswords
>Sir = Ser
>dragon = Drogon
>scruffy canid = Shaggydog
>monotheistic god = R'hllor (Ruler)
Xavier Morris
nth for Drogon will rule the world
Logan Brown
Nth for Best Girl, and not only the Heir to the Emerald Isle, but even the Iron Throne
Jonathan Foster
I gotta tell you: I cannot WAIT for Daenerys to die. No, seriously. Fresh reddit refugees like these Danytards that confuse her with the actress, or even those of you who unironically believe she’s a good character or that she did nothing wrong, I am talking to all of you. I am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams and cries that will be heard when Jon plunges Longclaw into Dany's guts. This isn't a shitpost, I am deathly serious. Just imagine the look on her face, the betrayal, the surprise, the despair as Jon drives the Valyrian Steel blade through her internal organs. I am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you pulling you hair out in frustration as you cry, your tears dripping onto the floor, as Daenerys sighs out her final breaths, blood seeping out of her mouth. Good God, I'm getting hard again just by typing this post. I can feel blood rushing to my dick as I imagine you repeating “no, no, no, no, NO, NO” over and over, each time increasing in volume and despair, as her corpse starts cooling on the ground of the throne room in King’s Landing. The music will no doubt be extremely dramatic and sad, but I welcome it, for it will surely increase your sadness and rage even further. To add insult to injury, she’ll probably stay alive for a little bit longer once she falls to the ground, and will most likely try to reach out and crawl towards the Iron Throne, in an attempt to reach it, at least once in her life. Hnnng, I can feel my orgasm building up as I imagine Jon putting a boot on her back to make sure she does not reach it. I hope you're ready, because I cannot WAIT for your shitty character to finally receive the DABID special treatment. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll finally see a good old decapitation on-screen again, or maybe Jon will squeeze the life out of her with his bare hands. One can only hope.
Fuck Dany.
Fuck Janny.
and FUCK TRANNIES
Camden Cruz
>TODAY, WE ARE CANCELLING THE LONG NIGHT
Brody Thompson
Take your Facebook tier meme somewhere else, fag.
Jayden Williams
>Kingslayer (Balon)
>Kinslayer (also Balon)
>Forestslayer (every tree on the Iron Islands to build 1000 ships in 2 weeks)
>Snakeslayer (Obara and Nymeria)
>Queenlayer (Cersei)
>Fleetslayer (Dany's x3)
>Dragonslayer (Rhaegal)
>Kingslayerslayer (Jaime)
Can anyone come close to this record?
Luis Thompson
>rule the world when bronn kills him
Hunter Cooper
I will remind them
>Night King finally gets across the Wall
>has 100,000 undead, a dragon and giants
>everyone's assembled to fight him
>dies in one episode like a bitch
>Cersei becomes last threat
>takes out a dragon and Dany's fleet, has dozens of scorpions, the Iron Fleet and the Golden Company
>dies in one episode like a bitch
>Dany now becomes the last threat
>has massive of disciplined fighters, a dragon, Reach and Dorne kneelers
>dies like a bitch
>all of these villains rise and fall in the same season, one or two episodes apart
D&D are hacks
>Drogon flies off with Dany's body
>50 years from now a random Blackfyre or Targaryen descendant will claim him, conquer Essos then go for Westeros
The ride never ends
Jeremiah Moore
lmao crazy bitch pulled a reverse Kerrigan
John Howard
>ORANGE MAN BAD
>KIDDY FONDLER GOOD
>BUY MY PREQUEL BOOK RIGHT FUCKING NOW GOYIM
Jason Bailey
GIVE ME THE DICK NOW JON
OR I WILL MAKE THE GREAT SEPT EXPLOSION LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE
Ryder Sanders
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
Camden Sanders
He already failed once and now drogon is stronger
Mason Barnes
So what will he do?
Zachary Thomas
>Nephew, you must continue the Targaryen line. Fuck my sister, post haste.
Anthony Rogers
>Dance with Dragons was released in July 2011
>it has been almost 2865 days since the last book was released
let's say Winds of Winter will have 1500 pages, like Martin said it will
if GRRM wrote a single page per day, just one page, he could have released 1.91 books so far, meaning he could have released Winds and Dream by the end of October of 2019
>ONE PAGE PER DAY
>ALMOST TWO BOOKS, each 1500 pages
this also means that if George had written 0.524 of a page per day, he should have released Winds by now
world famous writer can't bother himself to write half a page per day while millions await his books. what a hack lmao
Thomas Kelly
JUST FUCKING DO IT JON
IT'S THE HONORABLE THING TO DO
Jose Williams
I'm a GOT fan, a leftie, a feminist, and i loved the episode
i thought it all worked out well. it seems everyone throws a mental fit these days when a programme isnt written the way they think it should be
the only thing that pissed me off this season is how quickly the NK was killed.
everything else has been great. its TV. escapism. fun. talking points. shocks. lack of shocks. who gives a fuck,
were you not entertained?
no i dont like star wars or capeshit, well actually never watched it. and no i dont use reddit either, its a cesspool
Jordan Myers
bet she got a high pH pussy
Alexander James
GIVE ME HIGHGARDEN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Julian Morales
we are led to believe that sansa is a highly intelligent player of the game. if we're supposed to believe that, we're also supposed to believe that when she told tyrion about jon she was also considering dany burning down kings landing as a possible scenario.
sansa is a mass murderer.
Evan Sanchez
Owen Collins
>FUCK THE BOOKS, THE SHOW IS SO GOOD I QUIT WRITING THEM. MAKE SURE TO TURN IN TO HBO 9PM EASTERN TO WATCH THE ONLY ENDING TO A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE AKA A GAME OF THRONES AND MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE 5 PREQUEL SERIES THAT WE CURRENTLY HAVE IN PRODUCTION
georgerrmartin.com
Nathan Martinez
>Also how dare you think I'm writing the sequel. REEEEEEE!
Jack Wilson
Someone post the spoilers. I want to make bets with normies over how it ends.
Christian Cruz
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
FUCK THE FAT FUCK
Jose Johnson
Dany please.
Grayson Powell
rude
Connor Walker
Lmao
Jack Jenkins
imagine the smell
Hunter Garcia
Post yfw at Tyrion and Jaime's goodbye scene
Dominic Smith
Thomas Edwards
Why wouldn't he just fuck his sister? Also Viserys was less crazy than dany. What a twist.
Jack Barnes
If they were decent writers they could have used this to justify why Euron attacks Jaime
But no
Liam Wilson
oh no no no
Daniel Robinson
AHEM.....
*DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING *
Alexander Rogers
The great war is over, showfags won.
Stannisfags SEETHING
Colton Mitchell
Kayden Robinson
Jaxson Jones
Just say Bran becomes King, no one will believe you
Also while Dany dies, no one has said a thing about the Dothraki, Unsullied, or Grey Worm, so who knows what they’ll do after Jon offs her
Cameron Fisher
Based
Chase Campbell
>you think i actually wrote anything in the past decade you piece of shit! HOW DARE YOU
Henry Cooper
>mfw I see the mental gymnastics of fags trying to pretend burning kings landing was not 100% the right thing to do
David James
Davos should give her Melly's Necklace
Fucking IMAGINE what she would look like with it on
Dominic Parker
Viserys did nothing wrong
Zachary Bell
>jon kills dany
>bran sits on throne because he "doesn't want anymore"
Parker White
THIS REALM WILL BURN JON UNTIL YOU GET YOUR DICK OUT
SUBMIT TO YOUR QUEEN
Grayson Green
>"I've never known bells to mean surrender." - Davos Seaworth, Battle of Blackwater, S2E9
BRAVO D&D
Eli Diaz
>you're the only one who didn't think i was a monster.
David Ward
Luis Jones
S8 dany is top 3 danys
Nolan Nelson
>the men of the Golden Company mingle with Jon's troops, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their company
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural exchange
>a wall explodes in flame
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand still alive Dothraki thundering through the gap on their steeds
>we see Dany soaring above them on Drogon, driving them to fight with a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, King's Landing women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high, screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Dany shouts. "FEED THE BABES TO THE DRAGON"
>"Yes," cries Grey Worm. "Drogon hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," he whispers, "she's even making the women and children pay the iron price!"
David Torres
olenna is partially to blame for telling her 'to be a dragon'
Isaac Bennett
alright Yea Forums, what did George spend his HBO money on?
Kayden Bailey
ok lads, how do i get a psycho gf like this?
Isaac Parker
I thought there was a leak saying Dany sends the unsullied out to "liberate" their own cities from slavery
Grayson Collins
He's an obese, lazy, perverted hypocrite with no self control.
Dylan Rodriguez
based
Austin Powell
>I would never write anything ever you worthless drumpf supporting scum. I cant believe I have to say it!
Lincoln Brooks
i only liked her in that outfit
Owen Campbell
I wish that Stephen King wrote this series instead. All 7 books would have been finished 20 years ago
Brandon Thompson
The people who cheered when her father was beheaded? The people who tried to rape her? Who laughed at her in the street? It's pretty justified if that's the way she planned it out, plus it would show she's literally no different from Cersei now.
Oliver Baker
based
Ryder Sanders
In like 10 years there will be a new game of thrones series to match the ending of the novels, they'll call it Game of Thrones: Brotherhood
Ryder Wright
*AHEM*
FUCK King's Landing
Charles Lee
I can't bring myself to be angry anymore. The dynamic dumb Jew duo did their best I'm sure. They might have fucked up stannis and the night king, but they gave my favorite character Jaime a good ending and spent 40 minutes spelling out just how much of an unhinged bitch Dany is. I am content.
Ayden Davis
So what will trigger Jon to do it?
Joseph Bailey
dany was sansa tool of revenge all along.
wtf do i love sansa now too? what is this show doing to me
Anthony Scott
>Still no fap fic where Dany rapes Jon
Camden Sullivan
Can the Fat Man just admit defeat that he can't finish the main series and just loan out his notes to a ghostwriter? Then he can focus on something he has at least a chance of actually finishing, like the Dunk and Egg stories.
Zachary Diaz
American women are so weird looking.
Colton Gray
>get told for years I should watch GOT
>resist the urge because it might turn out bad
>it turns out bad
Huh okay. It's like winning some kind of saved-time-lottery.
Oliver Bennett
EIN REICH EIN VOLK EIN FUHRER
Henry Hall
Fancy nights out with shae the funny whore.
Michael Taylor
We only got the last four dark tower books because King had a near death experience that shook him up a bit, maybe Martin will have a heart attack or lose a foot to diabetes and have the same reaction
John Gutierrez
This episode was Danykino, I can't think of a better one. I'm usually indifferent to Emilia, but she absolutely knocked it out of the park.
If this episode had a substantial arc backing it, Dany's bits (not withstanding all the retarded Euron, Jaime and Cersei shit) would be incredible. Instead, iut just makes you feel numb.
Joshua Stewart
more like kings BLANDing
Henry Campbell
strange how the internet feminists are not decrying danaerys for her attempted rape of Jon and the using of her power to sexually assault him
Jacob Perez
Why would he finish the books when he's already filthy rich?
GoT getting its tv series was a mistake.
Jacob Martin
yaaaas
Dylan Jenkins
We just kinda forgot to turn around
Gavin Johnson
>Dany why did you burn hundreds of thousands of men women and children alive?
>Shut up manlet lol
Ian Brown
Post moe Dany.
Grayson Wood
Will it be kino when they fuck in the books?
Brayden Collins
Jonathan Diaz
He’s got no idea how to finish “da books” because there’s a quadrillion characters, plot threads and locations worlds apart
Guy built a great world but has no idea how to bring it back
Credit to D&D
Nathaniel Phillips
HOES MAD
Matthew Garcia
Xavier Jones
angsty targ destroys golden company with one weird trick
click here to die
Joshua Smith
I didn't feel anything because Jaime's entire character got ruined 15 seconds before
good riddance
Grayson Clark
Why is he so proud to announce he's a lazy fat turd?
Joseph Reyes
Christian Kelly
Only good scene in the episode
Juan Mitchell
r'hllor is actually ell or (god of light) in hebrew, with an r for a more exotic sound, just like that DND god pellor or what ever his name is. azor ahai is ahor ahai(living light)
Jayden Thomas
Gendry's brother...
Eli Rogers
What was this guy's plan anyway? Why did he tell Tyrion that he was going to assassinate Dany after he had refused to join his plot?
And was his best pitch to Jon just to run up to him on a beach and say "pls be king :^)" ?
Bentley Richardson
Robert Sullivan
nth for Stannis
Austin Scott
CREAMPIE ME HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET JON
DO IT OR ILL BURN DOWN WINTERFELL WHEN IM DONE HERE
Leo Myers
If Brienne puts on Mellys necklace, she just becomes Elizabeth Debicki
Fucking think about it
Kevin Ross
Why didn't D&D include the Manwoodys?
Grayson Howard
I'M ACTING
Easton Butler
the most beautiful queen in the world
Brayden Gomez
You mean Loras and Renly
Carter Phillips
We know from interviews that there are days where he might write as little as 250 words, if that.
Let this be a lesson to never, ever buy into the series of a "panster" until they finish it. You can see the same issue with Rothfuss.
Sanderson's prose may be workmanlike at best with a tendency towards the juvenile, but the man knows where his story is going before he puts the very first word to paper, and it shows.
Nolan James
I'M IMAGE COMPRESSING
Lucas King
>toy car in a medieval setting
This fucking show
Christian Myers
>when she sees your dick
Caleb Jones
My lovely yandere aunt
Connor Davis
Henry Williams
truly based and bellpilled
Jackson Long
>All the manlet jokes this season were done to set up Jon to make Kings Landing look like a fucking joke
Deepest lore.
Jack Reyes
based stannerman
Leo Nguyen
based
Eli Cruz
AO3's got a couple bud
Landon Ortiz
Fucking hell dany slow down. Haven't you been dicked enough?
Anthony Gonzalez
>those eyes
U N F
Zachary Williams
Uncontrollable urge to hug Dany!
Bentley Lewis
>"HOW DARE YOU SAY WOMEN ARE TOO EMOTIONAL. TOO EMOTIONAL? I'LL GIVE YOU TOO EMOTIONAL. FUCK YOU. I'LL BURN YOUR WHOLE WORLD DOWN!!!"
Really proving them wrong, they are.
Adam Anderson
>When King's Landing is ashes, then you have my permission to die.
What did Dany mean by this?
Lucas Howard
When did Scorpions get nerfed? I know Perfect Aim was a bit strong: 100% accuracy with Scorpions for the next 5 seconds. But the 10 minute cooldown balanced it. It didn't even last a week.
Jeremiah Adams
Is Jon some self-insert character?
I don't understand why he's even in the show.
Chase James
>Most pure (inbred) Targaryens show some form of mental instability, manifesting as an acute episode of insanity, mixing together religious delusions about dragons and fire with extreme cruelty towards percieved enemies
>Mad King had numerous smaller moments over the years leading up to the Burn them all moment
>Even more stable personalities like Rhaegar have moments of impulsivity with grave consequences, mixed with religious convictions (giving Lyanna the rose crown and wanting to give birth to Azor Ahai)
>Daenarys has mentioned wanting people to fear her before, and has had episodes of burning enemies in the past
>Leads an invasion and is recieved with panic by King's Landing
>Tired, not eating, more level-headed advisors gone
>Those around her betraying her
>Paranoid
>Punishing King's Landing for not bowing down to her
It made perfect sense why she did it.
Leo Phillips
I'm beyond pissed that Cersei got a sympathetic death on top of it all.
At the very least I wanted Dany to burn her half to death. Just watching Dany break her mentally wasn't enough. It should have been personal.
Jonathan Garcia
So like
What about the prince that was promised?
Jaxson Scott
generic messiah character
Asher Myers
So did Varys managed to send out any letters or was he working on the one he burned for hours?
And who would he even send it to? The New Prince of Dorne? What major lords are even left? The show has basically erased anyone who isn't in King's Landing or Winterfell.
Bentley Roberts
>roastie gets turned down for sex for the first time in her life
>takes her anger on being an old hag out on innocent people
>yandere
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.
Jose Cox
Samuel Mitchell
if he wrote 250 words a day he should be done with at least one book by now
Liam Foster
I cant't believe Jon fucked some savage wildling girl but ditched Dany just because she's his aunt.
Carson Young
He's in Dorne
Austin Hill
Jaime died from falling rocks friendo
Isaac Rivera
Can someone explain to me what the fuck was the point of casting strickland and the golden company
Jonathan Miller
Darkstark
Anthony Bell
Shitty patch was dumped unannounced over the night filled with loot boxes and bugs.
Cameron Bailey
>has her brother killed literally by melting gold
>doesn't care about it
>a literal who woman gets beheaded
>wow i'm going insane now
Hunter Wood
died fighting the boltons
Xavier Barnes
Jon Snow is pretty much her true love but he thinks incest is icky
Sebastian Torres
To show more girl power
James James
classic pay to win bait. look how many cersei bought only to see dragons get a stealth and explosive ammo buff lmfao
Ethan Adams
>sanderson
sometimes a man likes a little sex and swearing in his books though
Jacob Fisher
Will Daenerys give Rhaegal a proper burial????
Jason Carter
the Night King wasn't that bad afterall. He gave life to dead atleast.
Landon Brooks
soon
Juan Wood
yesssssssssssss
Levi Taylor
filler
James Gomez
>The most forced and least developed of her relationships is her true love.
Bravo D&D
Thomas Collins
to subvert our expectations by making it entirely without point
Adrian White
D&D needed them for an epic scene
Daniel Perez
It was unceremonious, colateral damage from Dany's rampage.
Hunter Walker
BLOW YOUR LOAD ALL OVER MY FACE OR I WILL BURN THIS CITY TO THE GROUND
Michael Scott
Reminder that Cersei blowing up the Vatican had literally zero consequences. Had she seized power bloodlessly, or even if Tommen was still on the throne, Dany still would have ended up attacking the city and killing her.
Reminder that the Iron Bank plotline lasted like 5 seasons only to result in Cersei getting the money to buy an army that lasted 5 seconds on screen.
James Smith
Agreed. I was about to watch it all as the season was starting because I stopped watching after the Red Wedding because no new episodes were out. Glad I didn't take time out of my schedule this month to do it with how shit it sounds. Burning King's Landing is pretty based though
Brandon Gray
my pleasure
Wyatt Scott
She'd have to find the night kings big chains first.
Tyler Harris
you know something I bet they could have made a lot more scorpions if they didn't take the time to make those very detailed decorative lion heads to go on the front
Christian Adams
in what fucking reality has dany ever been a ruler? she's been a fucking hurricane blundering through essos and westeros
Carson Edwards
is jorah ugly as fuck in the books or something? why wouldn't danaerys wanna tap that
James Peterson
>Buffs
+500 STR to The Hound
+1000 EVASION to Drogon
+300 ARMOR to Arya
+500 CRT HIT to Jaime
>Nerfs
-400 HP to Qyburn
+400 HEADSHOT DAMAGE to Qyburn
Ryder Russell
>prince
ugh, in valyrian it doesn't specify gender you misogynist
Joseph Sanchez
>burning enemies in the past
Those people were genuinely bad though
>Tired, not eating
With good reason, Varys was trying to poison her
>more level-headed advisors gone
Those advisors besides Jorah lost her the Reach, Dorne, Yara and got her Unsullied trapped
>Those around her betraying her
That's on them because out of fucking nowhere Varys started seeing her as crazy because she's lonely at a party and walks away.
>Paranoid
It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you, which Sansa, Varys and to a smaller extent Jon were
>Punishing King's Landing for not bowing down to her
Not what happened, they surrendered with minimal civilian loss. And D&D decided they needed Dany to be insane so they could get to the plot point of Jon killing her that they got from George so they worked backwards from there.
David Morales
I haven't been watching this season, anyone cares to spoil it for me to understand why even normies are pissed?
Gabriel Parker
Right away, y-your grace
Wyatt Long
Why not both?
Thomas Harris
Fuck you nigger. Cersei and Jaime dying in each others arms was kino. Cersei was right all along by the way, the dragon whore is completely unstable.
Nathaniel Bennett
She shares his obsession with the iron throne because he raised her. He was crazy too, only he never had any real power.
Caleb Howard
Thank you. That's the Dany that I desired.
Justin Young
youtube.com
>tfw people were genuinely surprised that Dany ended up being a violent bloodthirsty conqueror, and expected her to be a heroic saviour
have i not been watching the same show as them?
Andrew Scott
>is jorah ugly as fuck in the books or something?
yeah, Glen was a big miscast
Hunter Moore
fuck the leaks. this show should end with dany flying drogon up to winterfell and burning it to the ground too with sansa in it. that bitch fucked everything up and she needs to pay.
Joseph Cox
The whole scene probably was a complete bastardization of a conflict between JonCon/Aegon's forces and Dany that will take place in TWOW (assuming GRRM gets off his fat ass and writes it).
Carson Smith
is that belle delphine
Jose Cook
>you expected decent storytelling?
>Well, consider your expectations subverted
Brayden Lee
It's like they actually let her act. And weirdly she's hotter when crazy.
Isaiah Collins
>Dany turned into an incel just like Jorah
It's like poetry...
Lincoln Thompson
>has her brother killed
Did you ever even watch the show. Where do faggots like you get this. Dany had no part in getting Viserys killed. Drogo did that after Irri translated Viserys' threats to him. As soon as Drogo promised him a golden crown, Viserys was dead
Christian Rodriguez
Whats funny is you're not as graphic as GRRM describing dany fucking in dance with dragons. Protip: she does anal.
Adam Cook
kys faggot
Parker Thompson
Benjamin Fisher
It made sense for dany to do what she did and I expected her to do something like this for a while now, so it wasn’t too shocking. Don’t know why everyone is mad that she blew up King’s Landing. Also why are people saying that they entirely fucked up her character development? This was literally the direction she was going in since probably the start of the series
But, everything else was kind of bad. Everything is just rushed overall.
Isaiah Smith
Yeah, which is why I thought it's gonna be Daenerys after all.
Ryan Bennett
>Tormund wipes out whole villages
>best buds with Jon
>Dany burns peasants
>Jon has to kill her now
What did D&D mean by this
Jose Walker
>YWN Live a comfy life sailing off at sea on a boat you built after portraying a character thats exactly like you
Why even live lads? Ill never be as /comfy/ as the hound
Nicholas Richardson
went up in my estimations this episode. very based.
Nathan Sanchez
he actually is lmao
Kayden Bennett
but did she care about her brother dying?
Josiah Allen
Jorah is described as homely and hairy, and Dany considers him too old for her tastes, but he actually comes very close to successfully seducing her. To be honest I think she wanted more 'dad' and less 'daddy' from him.
Josiah James
Aren’t they supposedly not writers? I thought they were directors, not storytellers.
Nolan Hernandez
Still sounds daddy to me desu
William Scott
no but sansa and the hound will
Jonathan Phillips
Is there a Brienne one?
There has to be, shes THE character remarked for not being pretty
Hunter Kelly
not gay either, or a numale, or any other silly little thing your childish brain can try and spew out.
grow up manchild
Jackson King
Not goblino ugly but he's no chad like the show. Also shes like 13 and he's like 45.
Nolan Butler
>abuse your sister verbally and sexually
>threaten to cut out her child and take her back to being molested in some essos castle
>hurr Dany didn't care Vis died, what a monster
Eli Perez
Post yfw Dany does fake her death to join Jon beyond the Wall where they can live together away from the politics with a giant wall to keep Southern people from seeing Drogon
Luis Perry
>Everything is just rushed overall.
That's the problem, though. I was expecting Dany to go full nutso Targmode, but not over some bells and surrendering armies.
Michael Stewart
No, JonCon vs Dany will be Dream of Spring. JonCon vs King's Landing is tWoW.
Nathaniel Baker
The ultimate chad introvert
Jacob Lee
Even the Aztecs had toys with wheels. Besides, you've seen plenty of carts and wagons in Westeros. This is just the same thing miniaturized.
Luke Foster
Landon Russell
Why is he so gay, what's wrong with him?
Owen Young
>women aren't too emotional to be rulers
>i'm literally crying, how could you even say that
Noah Carter
Not immediately after he threatened to gut her, give her baby to Drogo then drag her to wherever else he could presumably sell her to someone else. She does miss him enough to name a dragon after him and mourn him later on
Hunter Carter
So is it worth going through the books?
Nolan Cook
they make bloodlines a pretty big deal in the show mate.
Levi Cooper
/got/ warned you years ago about the mad queen
NEWS FROM ESSOS!
HAVING... REJECTED HER WESTEROSI SUITOR QUENTYN MARTELL, DAENAERYS STORMBORN HAS
COUPLED HERSELF WITH THE SLAVER HIZDAHR ZO LORAQ, PROMISING HIM THE DOMINION OF ALL WESTEROS!
SHE WORSHIPS THE HARPY, CONSORTS WITH IRONBORN AND SELLSWORDS.
SHE BLACKENS HER EYES WITH SOOT LIKE A PROSTITUTE. SHE DISPLAYS HER TEATS AND PLAYS CYMBALS
IN VILE ESSOSI RITES!
Ryan Lopez
Neither is gwendoline though.
Tyler Nelson
>not into incest
>not into sad chicks desperate for the cock
Jon will never, ever be /ourguy/
Andrew Jackson
It was nothing but ceremonious. She even got Jaime there to die with her, for fuck's sake.
Unceremonious would have been Sandor cutting her down as she walked past, or (better yet) Dany roasting Cersei along with the Red Keep as the first thing she did after the bells rang.
Sorry, but Lena Headey completely taking over so much of the show has been a huge part of its problems, including (but not limited to) all the damage done to Jaime's character.
One of the most absurd things the show has ever asked us to swallow is Cersei remaining in power more than a week after she blew up the sept.
You can gobble it up all you want, but there's zero justification for Cersei's transformation from arrogant, drunken narcissist to Queen Palpatine who somehow holds her grip on power despite having:
>No valid claim to the throne
>No living child with a valid claim to the throne
>Widespread (and widely believed) allegations against her of incest and the murder of the prior king and his Hand
>Universally been known to be the architect of the destruction of Westeros's Vatican, its Pope, and its beautiful, beloved young queen
>Armed the same faith against which she then proceeded to perpetrate the most grievous act of sacrilege possible
But sure, it was "kino" because Lena Headey got to go out on a sympathetic note.
Don't get me wrong, she's a tremendous actress, but Cersei past S5 is everything wrong with this show in a single character, and the reliance on Cersei and Euron has robbed Dany's transformation to DA MAD QWEEN of any credibility.
Benjamin Richardson
>dennis cares more about misandry dying than her own brother
Mason Ortiz
>Why is he so gay
Why do you have a mirror attached to your monitor?
Anthony Martinez
>Viserys appears to Jon in his dreams
>he was the real raven all along
Show is saved
Aaron Morris
were all gonna make it bros...
Cooper Price
If fAegon and Dany don't showdown until book 7 then GRRM definitely will need a book 8.
Leo Thomas
>For my first decree as ruler of the Seven Kingdoms...
>....I would like to announce a free waifu for every poster on /got/!
Jack King
No, unless you like unfinished stories
Nathan Reyes
I was going to make the argument that Dany got poisoned or had some magical interference but then I realized the Golden Company jobbing serves no purpose
So if there's magic it's to stick it to the fans. I blame Yasu from Umineko. Bitch is literally psychotic about subverting expectations.
Ayden Barnes
user....
William Moore
no, they will never be finished anyway, don't bother satan
Isaac Thompson
Is Jon going to tell Dany he wishes they could have stayed at that waterfall?
I can't imagine D&D could resist the pottery
Brody Parker
I honestly think book-version Brienne would be more appealing - Jaime even mentions how beautiful her blue eyes are in the books - only 17 years old, loads of freckles, big lips and wonky teeth, very masculine, I'll try and find the description from the books
Ryder Reed
truly /ourgril/
Adrian Martinez
Rate my tat, /got/
Lucas Ortiz
She's got my support.
Jack Ward
I don't think he was crazy. He had no higher goal than sitting upon the Iron Throne because he felt it was his birthright. He was just your standard, run-of-the-mill cruel asshole with a god complex.
Brandon Myers
>whole kingdom burns because some fag doesn't wanna deepdick some hot silverhaired lass
Hunter Roberts
Viserys was always threatening. He wouldn't have done anything. Also he was dicked around pretty hard by everyone at the time. Dany has an odd abrupt shift of tone when her brother is killed. Its probably the start of her madness. It certainly haunts her more and more as the series goes on.
Owen Scott
me on the right
Jackson Evans
>tfw next week
>jon snow wakes up from being killed on the wall
>it was all a dream
>the nightking is coming
>to be continued in season 9, all the writers has been fired btw
Blake Wright
>I DID IT FOR YOU user
>(you) get teleported into GoT
>(you) get to fuck Dany ontop of Jon Snow's manlet corpse
>every time you complain about the stupid plot Dany moans and asks you to call her a dumb whore
>David and Dan's ghosts appear and say "Did u rike it King user?"
Josiah Flores
Why is everyone saying John will kill Dany? Didn’t the red woman tell
Arya she would kill people with brown (Frey) blue (night king) and green (Dany) eyes?
Christopher Long
THE DICK JON
GIVE ME THE DICK
YOUR QUEEN COMMANDS
Isaac Ramirez
>All you wanted to do was settle down in a cave with a qt3.14 wildling who was kissed by fire
>Have to settle for some dragon slag
>Turns out to be your aunt
>Second that creeps you out and you stop giving her the D she goes crazy and kills a million people
>Everyone expects you to have to put her down
Being Jon is suffering.
Austin Nelson
>tfw you let an entire city burn because of your erectile dysfunction
Nathan Sanchez
Tyler Collins
Dammit Davos, give her the necklace
Nicholas Lee
HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FUCKING AUNT JON
John Bennett
The only thing said to be beautiful about her is her eyes. She is 100% an ugly duckling.
Xavier Green
ALL MOCKERY OF JEW AND JEWER AND THEIR SHOW SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM
Nolan Foster
Do it again Bomber Dany
Matthew Jackson
It's gonna be like Zero Escape 3 where there's a really stupid twist that people praise because it's foreshadowed even though it's a really stupid twist
Wyatt Barnes
You just KNOW D&D wrote down 10 years ago "and the bells start ringing, and Daenerys goes insane" and didn't ask for any follow-up, then whilst writing the final season, they think "why?" You just know they badgered GRRM and begged him to tell them, but he wouldn't--he wanted some things to be figured out and not spelled to the audience, and if D&D couldn't decipher the reason (connection to Mad Aerys) then damned with them. So they spent ages trying to figure it out before coming to the realization "it means nothing, it's just bells ringing, the sight of the red keep drives her insane."
You know that this is what happened.
Christian Bennett
Are you saying Gwendoline Christie is pretty?
Nicholas Campbell
He's a Baby Boomer. They're all like that.
Jackson Scott
I've had it with these Starks desu
Julian Collins
Did the bells trigger some memory? Has Dany never heard bells before?
Lincoln Sullivan
Are you saying shes not?
inb4the cherry picked Brienne reaction images which i admit are hilarious
Easton Jenkins
>>every time you complain about the stupid plot Dany moans and asks you to call her a dumb whore
James Fisher
Yikes
Mason Brooks
b-but that's incest Aunt Dany
Jonathan Ward
Life was served on a platter for him and he threw it all away. Next he'll go north of the Wall for some retarded reason instead of actually following through on his resurrection epiphany. The fucking wolf better be there at least.
Ryder Price
do it again bomber Dany
Lucas Perez
>mfw
Kevin King
>the same show that gave us Charles Danse's Tywin Lannister featured Euron Greyjoy as a primary antagonist for its final season
Honestly unbelievable.
Jonathan Diaz
Typical Targaryens
I can understand why they were purged
Tyler Carter
All of those people in King's Landing could have been saved if he just gave her the D
Gavin Sullivan
She remember how Tyrion had told her to surrender if the bells rung and she got mad at being told what to do
Jayden Rogers
THIS THREAD'S STANNIS POSTS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE /stannisfag/ BROTHERHOOD OF STANNISPOSTERS TRUE STANNISPOSTS FOR TRUE STANNISFAGS
Noah Nguyen
How many season back did you stop?
Luis Taylor
What's with the stupid pictures?
Luis Powell
It's definitely happening
Jordan Parker
Hudson Gray
big if true
Aiden Sanders
No. Idk what user is getting at. The closets thing might be bells in thier hair that drogo and the dothraki wore.
Andrew Nguyen
Give me the dick Jon. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... Sister! So, you have an adopted sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Varys was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not fuck me Jon, then perhaps she will!
Aiden Myers
>Chad jawline
Grayson Gray
based catelyn
Hunter Davis
>waa cersei in power :(((
Fear. She controls with fear after obliterating every competent and established group that had the group to stand up to her in the city. It was obvious, but you are clearly a brainlet. Dany's transformation to the mad queen began when she was still on sandnigger island, but again, you are a brainlet and lack the mental ability to understand basic character development.
Adam Stewart
She was born and lived in King's Landing during a time of chaos and strife, heard the bells as a baby and likely internalized it. Hearing that distinct bell sound again triggered the chaos of her birth and early days.
Leo Jenkins
i've watched season 7
Elijah Martinez
Nicholas Sullivan
She's like Maisie, instead of embracing their unique looks and playing to their strengths, they keep trying to look like basic girls and it just clashes horribly
Nicholas Brooks
based
Robert White
Is Dany a tranny? I dont get it.
Juan Bailey
This is just what happens when they don't reload the save after killing him. The show turns to shit.
Jordan Evans
The Dark Tower series is pretty kino.
Wyatt Hall
ngl the casting wasn't very good if you think about it, she's fucking 25 years older than book Brienne
Andrew Hughes
>Not posting fan art
Aiden Ortiz
Dany was born on Dragonstone, she had never been to King's landing
Easton Williams
>Protip: she does anal.
Fruitless. If you breed a mare, breed her. Hold her tight, fill her quim, break her, and produce heirs with her.
Wyatt Long
youtube.com
What is King's Landing worth?
Kevin Reed
>after obliterating every competent and established group that had the group to stand up to her in the city.
Ah, I see, killing the High Sparrow magically killed all the hundreds of thousands of faithful throughout the Seven Kingdoms, just like the wights and the Night King!
I truly am grateful that D&D took the trouble to articulate the commoner's perception of S7 Cersei to us in multiple well-written scenes so that we don't have to pull bullshit inferences out of our ass to justify flimsy writing, or anything.
Brandon Phillips
TO BE FAIR, Brienne is not supposed to be pretty, so it works out
Jose Sullivan
I want a new thread
Before I shit myself
Anthony Barnes
counterpoint: imagine cuddling a 6 foot woman in a sweater
Grayson Moore
WE
Carter Parker
>Dany
>produce heirs
user...I
Jordan Rogers
why not just push through the last 6 episodes then? I mean it's far less of a slog than seasons 6 and 7
If you just want a quick run down though, Arya stabs the night king and destroys the entire race of white walkers and their zombies in episode 3
and dany goes a bit nuts in episode 5 and starts straight up murdering crowds of civilians for fun
Levi Thompson
Why does she look fucking mix raced in this picture? ngl absolutely disgusting
Nicholas Lee
looks more like a summer islander
James Taylor
TDT is what Game of Thrones wishes it fucking was.
Nicholas Mitchell
90001 hours in Photoshop
James Bailey
Dylan Price
>She was conceived during the last month of the War of the Usurper. Shortly after her conception, her mother and brother Viserys were sent to Dragonstone for safekeeping.
Not true. Her first few days were in King's Landing before she was sent off to Dragonstone. Babies can sense emotions of those around them--the fear and dread coupled by the distinct bell sound easily explains her PTSD being triggered by hearing them.
Austin Thomas
Qyburn
Adrian Martinez
Gwendoline Christie is objectively attractive though, Maisie is a goblin
Zachary Brooks
>56%
Justin Richardson
Rian Johnson and DND acting like they've got something up their sleeve, like their subversions are being misunderstood by us common rubes. I hope it's not the literal fucking apocalypse
Hunter Ross
This is my fave Brienne fan art because it's not based off Gwendoline - fan art based off actors is always atrocious
Cameron Morgan
Looks like my 9 year old nephew
Justin Hernandez
Polish people look like that
David Long
Maybe Oberyn wasn't the only high lord with a bit of jungle fever. Tarth is on the main trade routes as well.
Joshua Perez
someone actually tattooed this whore on themselves
I feel sick
Levi Evans
>We've subverted the expectation that you would continue living.
Joseph Lopez
Also this one is really cute
Mason Sullivan
How is it going to end /got/ ? I don't believe the leaks for the finale. Jon taking the black makes no sense. I believe he will kill her, or fake her death but wtf. How will it end?
Dominic Fisher
People named their children after her, user. That's worse than a tattoo.
Gabriel Kelly
Isn't that basically what Lancel was doing?
Camden Cooper
...
Hudson Stewart
Why didnt Brienne wear a full face helmet?
Surely ahe would wear one if she was that concerned about her looks
Daniel Cruz
She's literally doing exactly that in the scene where we're introduced to the character
Jacob Allen
Conceived means Aerys fucked his sister wife before sending her off, Dany was literally a sperm and egg cell when in King's landing
Nicholas Long
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
Anthony Ross
she does in her first scene, then she takes it off to reveal herself and everyone is shocked
naturally she never wears it again because tv is for brainlets and they cant risk viewers not being able to recognize based on faces so nobody wears a helmet ever
Eli Taylor
Do you need to see every little skirmish between an invigorated Lannister army and the leaderless religious nutters (most of whom more than likely weren't true believers but were simply clinging to it as a form of rebellion against the queen)? Are you really that stupid? Do you need to be spoonfed at every turn?
Nathaniel Price
Lies.
Connor Clark
At least it's funny, usually people get pretentious character tattoos.
Nicholas Thomas
>this guy sex's.
Parker Cooper
No, no they don't.
Lucas Wilson
>naturally she never wears it again because tv is for brainlets and they cant risk viewers not being able to recognize based on faces so nobody wears a helmet ever
It's weird how in history heraldic clothes, sigils, coats of arms, etc. were all used to allow easy identification of individuals and families on a battlefield, yet nobody in cinema or tv production EVER takes advantage of this fact.
Asher Jenkins
How the hell does one shot from a dragon breath blast a clean hole in a castle wall?
Harrenhal wouldn't still be standing if dragonfire had explosive force. This is beyond retarded.
Justin Murphy
BAH GAWD - IS THAT EURON GREYJOY'S MUSIC?!?
Brayden Martinez
not to mention the fire instantly dissipates for the troops to run in
quite bad
Landon Parker
youtube.com
>I will burn my enemies
>*burns enemies*
How could this happen?