Attention anons—you have been called to Pripyat. New episode in one hour.
/RBMK/ Chernobyl Pregame Thread
>hallo, Ivankov...
STREAM??????????
HELP ME COMRADES
Show is for reddit queers. No wonder you're posting from a fucking iPhone.
Go jump in a reactor core. Really.
Go jack off to all the nudes the other gays sent you during The Terror generals.
Comrade please go to the roof, you're being delusional.
You're the only reddit pleb here
>posting from a phone
>again
>no u!
So, what you're telling me is that this show is for gay toddlers.
it's impossible for this show to be for gay toddlers
are you stupid?
i might have to play the stalker series soon. they've been sitting on my steam library for a couple of years
Why are you posting here
>COMRADE user
>WAKE UP
>FIRE IN NUCLEAR PLANT
>NO NO NO: NO TIME FOR PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT.
>YOU HAVE TO GO NOW
>DON'T WORRY ABOUT REACTOR
>I WILL PERSONALLY MONITOR SITUATION FROM PARTY OFFICER HQ IN UNDERGROUND BUNKER AND KEEP YOU UPDATED
do it, theyre slav kino
so the books are better?
can any kind soul please stream this on rabb.it????
>toddler can't figure out capitalization or punctuation
>toddler can't figure out question marks
>see above
Wow, it really is for gay toddlers.
check out /stalker general/ on /vg/ first for essential mods and tips
>RUSSIAN NUCLEAR SCIENTIST BAD
pic related
>NO PROBLEM WITH REACTOR
>SEND FIRE BRIGADE
Shouldn't you be selling your daughter's pussy for a loaf of bread, Ivan?
What’s wrong with being gay?
I like cocks and I’m proud to say it.
Reporting in comrades
>No Comrade
>No Problem
>We just water walls to keep clean
>Motherland have to keep clean, da?
>Reactor OK don't worry
Let's get this reactor started
Make sure everyone knows. It'll make it easier to purge you when the war comes.
I am at a hotel with HBO Go. Can I watch new episode live at 9 PM EST or do I need to wait until 11 PM EST? Pls respond, I have work tomorrow
>You been selected for Cosmonaut training comrade user
>Put on suit and glove
>Pick up rocks on roof and throw them down
>If nose start to bleed, is no problem. New suit technology.
Its up the second it airs, so 9 buddy
This man need to go to infirmary. He's in shock.
Stream link please
I've unearthed a bit if 1990s Chernobyl Kino lads
youtube.com
I will do my duty and watch it with my 4channel frens. Thx buddy
I know one of you faggots has a stream link, so cough it up
Party time wit friends! :3
I smell mad HBO copyright trolls in this thread. Your jims jangled boys?
check the image fucktards
68 74 74 70 3a 2f 2f 31 32 33 74 76 6e 6f 77 2e 63 6f 6d 2f 77 61 74 63 68 2f 68 62 6f 2f
Only soviet officers are allowed stream. If you're not able to read this then you're relocated to go to the roof and look into the reactor.
how good is the restream quality? i don't want to wait but i'm autistic about bitrate quality especially given it's a reencode
>the shill pretending copyright trolls know or care about Yea Forums
>using anachronistic memes that normies just caught onto
You're not very good at this Mr. Johnson.
I only watch bibbytube sir
HBO website showing new episode is at 9pm est. Which is in 30 minutes.
thanks man
I don't need the stream link cuz I have hbo go, but fuck if I don't applaud you for that out of the box way of linking it. I knew it the second I saw it, just had to convert it. Good stuff, spy user
does hbogo stream it? I don't want to be behind you guys
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme begins to play*
It's for the comfy chat stream
If you have HBO Now (hbo cable) it’s a regular streamtime of 9pmEST
If you have HBO GO, the episode is available immediately on demand at 9pmEST
did the hydrogen tank blow up in reality?
Christ you’re a fucking loser lmao
Thanks, HBO PR-user
like the Holocaust, it was real in his mind
To watch it an hour later?
You’re welcome lad :^)
>triggered outsider who can't figure out how to run a real computer
If you have an HBO Go account and can figure out how to stream it live, then go for it.
This shills shits gotta stop. How do you dumbass faggots think people are supposed to talk about something they like if they can’t make a thread about it? Trust me I wish I could get paid to post about movies/shows I enjoy. Fucking schizo freaks
???
creator of the image made a mistake. Don't know what that has to do with an hbogo account.
It’s the one tripfag that’s the real problem.
>???
Post tits, brainless girl.
It's when it's playing on the comfy stream not when HBO plays it.
That too
cпacибo тoвapищ
lol based
Does anyone have the ricardo meme looking into the reactor core from the roof and his face turns red?
If you're going to stream it an hour later why not just stream it live?
thanks bro
If you're just going to be a brainless set of holes all your life, why not post tits?
I think it should be shopped so that he is frowning
Again, if you have the technical capability to stream it live then go for it.
any decent hd stream? this one is meh
you're a piece of work.
Were you allowed to have money in the USSR?
Like if a european NEET had money in the bank, could he seek permission from USSR embassy to move to USSR and live comfy and keep money to spend there?
It looks comfy as fuck.
I can understand if it were two or three hours later to restream an upload but the image says 10pm est that's directly after the episode ends. Are they streaming their DVR recording? Again why not just live?
>starts in 10 minutes
>no stream yet
I'm worried.
You're a piece of ass.
Do it already, teeny fuckpipe. Oh yea-yah.
>can't afford HBO
this show isn't for niggers.
based clown retard
>buying things you can get for free
So, it's for retards who write like niggers?
Now hold on, HBO isn't even available in Scotland.
All these years when i thought of nuclear energy and seeing all those engineers and all those devices I thought they had somehow managed to directly harness the energy of atoms, but all they're doing is literally heating water to move a turbine.
I'm waiting until tomorrow after work when I'll just torrent it. Make some nice memes for me in the meantime, comrade.
Drooling dumbfuck confirmed.
I'm all out of meme ideas. NEED MEME IDEAS
fair enough, but this nigger needs to fuck off
Yea Forums should operate that way. To keep the subhumans away.
Streamer downloads a torrent and streams that. That's not available immediately at 9pm and even with HBO Go screencapturing a stream and then streaming that would be abhorrent quality. Focus on your labour and leave matters of the stream to the streamer.
>this show isn't for niggers.
>offended set of holes
Cry moar on a site where you don't belong, dishwasher.
Hope you have a vpn. HBO is all over the torrents of this series
Fuckin’ HYPE
>AIR RAID SIREN
we hittin 2000 rada TONIGHT
>starts at 2am
i'm too tired, comrades
>literally writes like a nigger and wastes money like one
Keep digging.
>Focus on your labour and leave matters of the stream to the streamer.
This. Contain the spread of misinformation. That poster is undermining the fruits of his own labor.
but this nigger needs to fuck off
>no u
how's the welfare, nigger?
It's about the only thing on this board that's not plebbit.
Afaik torrents aren't available one minute after the episode ends. Image says 10 pm not 10:45 or later. user who made the image is retarded
any french fags know if it's available live on ocs ?
>refuses to correct it's behavior after someone explaining it's not acceptable
Ooga booga, Jamal?
QUICK
EVERYONE REPORT IN RADIATION LEVELS IN YOUR SECTOR
Go play with building blocks downie.
69. lol
Cut your Ethernet cable and lock yourself in your room to stop the spread of misinformation and fear
Cope. Everything this guy is in is reddit.
maxed out at 200 roentgens
anons wat do?
any stream that isn't botnetvlc?
It's just 3.6. Nothing to worry about. Not more than an x-ray.
come on guys, the stream is not that bad quality wise
how many bongs/bings left?
its the buttblasted tripfag now with trip off
i think he has multiple personality disorder or something
and all the personalities are shitposting retards
This is going to be like every other HBO series of late. The first episode was intriguing and after that every episode drags it's feet and nothing happens. Calling it.
E01 was on BTN at 9:30. They get torrents out faster for GoT as well. Focus on your labour comrade.
>reddit spacing
Good girl. Show everyone how right I am. Stupid girl.
not horrifying
MY BODY IS READY ANONS
requesting hd stream
Money was tightly controlled. After treason, the main reason to send people to gulag was "speculation" (if they discovered you had any foreign currency).
There were classes. If you were a rocket scientist or KGB officer (or a visiting Westerner), you were allowed to shop in a luxury supermarket which had almost anything a Western supermarket would have. If you had enough money to shop there but were not "on the list," then not only would you get in trouble for trying to shop there, but the police would be extremely curious about where that money came from.
Ho! Chrissy! Fuckin’ air tastes like metal!
Is he a good girl, or a stupid girl?
>mfw >3.6 roentgens
1 minute
yep its supahotautist all right
don't spoonfeed the poor niggers
Synonymous. Try thinking outside your little box. Bimbos are the highest evolution of females.
tfw can't find stream just FUCK me
>Shilling the rat man
Fuck off HBO
>Got a copyright email half way into the torrent downloading for last week's episode
Love USA
spoonfeeding streams is fine
torrents is not
It’s time.
Sorry, you're always wrong. In fact, I filtered that faggot because he was spamming shit in every thread a couple weeks ago.
IT'S UP ON EURO HBO
over here
here we go bois
why do i have the feeling theres gonna be a lot more roentgens than 3.6 in this episode?
This show isn't good. Not gonna watch tonight. Peaceout.
there is a small chance taimou is in these threads
show yourself, you fat fuck
FUCK Muhammad Ali
waiting for LEAF HBO
>jamal says
that's garbage acestream software you need to install friendo
>Ruins your kino
You ready, lads?
what the fuck is that lad saying in russian
Hello 4channel users! We at HBO work very hard in producing quality shows for you enjoy. We would very much appreciate if you subscribed to our service instead of relying on illegal LOW quality streams.
Please refrain from using such streams or legal action will ensue.
Best regards, HBO legal team.
Breadlines are a good thing. It ensures everyone gets something to eat, unlike Western, capitalist countries where poor people starve
IT'S UP LEAFBROS
no bitch
Even on subtitles it doesnt say. No fucking idea.
>opening the windows
get this man to the infirmary he's delusional
>more than 3.6 roentgens
fake news, you're delusional
MARY SUE TIME HAHAAA YEAAAAA!!
uberi kameru cyka
aw fuck. the 123 stream is so bad im gonna wait till tomorrow.
I don't speak soviet
Get on pirate IPTV you cyka blyats.
Holy fuck I know EXACTLY what they did here
>he doesn't have an HBO account
yasssssssssssssssssss queen
Cute glasses.
OH GOD SHE'S RUINING IT
STOOOOOOOP
When does America come in and save the day?
ôur future waifu
her voice is cute
>it's real
apologize
she's here.
It was a good week while it lasted.
>9.5 on imdb
is it actually that good or are imdb reviewers on drugs as usual?
She's gonna blow the whole conspiracy wide open!
STRONG WAMEN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN HERE TO SAVE THE DAY
>not believing a reviewer for the NYT
wut
>clothes are contaminated
my hbo is showing some jason bateman movie WHERES MY KINO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nah i am watching it rn
bad quality but its enuff for me
OUMANIA OUMANIA
its blacklisted in my current network
One good episode. It could fall off with the next few
She's been a waifu since Breaking the waves and again in red dragon.
BASED WOMAN NURSE KNOWS BEST
>HBO show with no niggers
That user warning about the shoehorned Mary Sue is probably right, I'm expecting to drop this show like a graphite brick.
You people really cannot handle any woman doing anything useful in any scene of anything you watch.
NURSE NO!
well this series went to shit fast. LOL
>tfw personal full HD HBO account
>can rewind as much as I want
IMAGINE not having your own account
Im so glad all the women are the most cool, collected, and knowledgeable about everything going on. They should be running things honestly.
when even a NYT reviwer is calling her a Mary Sue, you should just expect the shit from her to come.
it's already happening
>le dumb male doctor
>le super smart female nurse
well, it's over, lads
WHY ARE MEN SO STUPID LIKE JUST BELIEVE WOMEN GOSH
внимaниe внимaниe
Well correct me if I’m wrong but the female scientist didn’t exist but yes the nurse thing doesn’t bother me
>Irradiated cutie nurses
Noooooooo
what did he read, bros?
those clothes are still there IRL.
ikr but she sounds especially cute in this
No the nurse is fine
The scientist is a literal fictional character. “She has to clean up the disaster created by men.”
what the fuuuggg
radiation readings
It's not good, not horrible
She's a doctor. They say this is the first fucking episode.
>8 rg in fucking Belarus after only 7 hours
Jesus Christ
shocking lack of persons of color or transgendered refugees
women are fucking useless
sorry for living in reality and not accepting this bullshit when it's forced down my throat
show is typical leftist fiction
even an outlet like the nyt called her out on being a shitty fanfic character, yet here you are, even worse than them.
I haven't watched this yet but I'm going to.
Vnimanyie!
Vnimanyie!
Vnimanyie!
Vnimanyie!
Vnimanyie!
Based Stellan Skarsgard
Madman is going to flip
Pryce fakes his death only to hang himself for real
milliroentgens
based scientist
Gorbachev casting is way off
It's just 3.6, Jared, calm down.
What are some good Chernobyl documentaries bros?
No fictional leftist propaganda please.
This show is worse than Game of Thrones at this point.
fuck the Soviet Union
what's that think on the dudes head? a scar?
whats with the top of this bald guys head.
Is Skarsgård going to become paralyzed and watch the female doctor fuck other guys again?
You're delusional, nurse Anastasya
Can't wait for Ulana to become the Iron Queen of Pripyat!!!
INCOMING TWO BUDDIES TRAVELING TO GET RADIATION KINO
LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE REACTOR COMRADE
ITS JUST FEEDWATER NO NEED FOR EXPERTS
Zoomers, get out
Birthmark you zoomers
Zoomers
holy shit it's like this is the first time you've ever seen or heard of this guy
It's a scar from a fist fight he had with two trans Nubian women
All of this concern stems from...a description of a rock?
I'm not watching it right now?
Is this scientist woman really ruining the show?
treasure map
>Go look into the reactor comrade
based slav hierarchy
Its like a russian odd couple!
By the way, should there be a multiplayer FPS of Russia in Afghanistan
Holy shit a competent leader
>scientist explaining with pen and paper kino
He won't fly so good!
Fucking zoomers holy shit
when was that?
i'm 10 minutes behind but she's cute so i don't mind
Is just gamma particles comrade, just like at beach
>handholding about nuclear reactors as if we're uneducated morons
Why was Gorbachev so based?
BASED
>secondary school physics
Wew
This guy is honestly the most underrated actor alive. He elevates everything he's in so much.
You will be tested on this, class, so please pay attention!
>now I dont need you
Cant believe he threw him outta that chopper!
>she's cute
Christ.
What if on every tv show there was a superintelligent talking gerbil, and eventually we learned that there was a seven year old executive's kid who loved gerbils and insisted on every show being saved by a gerbil? Because that's what this is.
good news. we all know how a nuclear reactor works now
She was on screen for two seconds as a narrative device to show how far the radiation has spread. /pol/ just thinks all women should be chained up and raped and every time they see a woman in public they are physically repulsed.
DONT USE MY FUCKING NAME
Do you know how a nuclear reactor works?
Why shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane comrade?
does he watch the show or why
>Bridge tards getting FUCKED
Enjoy your mutant children lol
SOME MEN ARE BORN
>/pol/ just thinks all women should be chained up and raped and every time they see a woman in public they are physically repulsed.
and this is bad because....?
Listen comrade do knat tell me about uranium. Tell me about zi boolets. Khaw many boolets does it khaf?
LOOK RIGHT INTO THE REACTOR COMRADE
i meant the doctor
Tbh I didn't mind that explanation, it's very basic
he effectively called him boris-kun
en.m.wikipedia.org
Von Trier kino
No she’s a Mary Sue, there was a NYT article all about it. The women, the doctor and the wife, we humanize with them because they have a stake in this.
LICK THE REACTOR COMRADE
WHO Yea Forums HERE?
Yes, yes, honey, it's all the fault of Russian Nazi hackers who hate women.
Mother fucker how many xrays did you just give me.
>Wanting to fly over death
Kek
Based shoe factory worker
YAAAAS QUEEEN SO SASSY AND SMART!!!
THE REACTOR COMRADE
LOOK DIRECTLY INTO IT
FOR THE MOTHERLAND COMRADE
BASED WAGIE
>LISTEN TO MEEEEE I AM CORRECT
Already insufferable desu
fuck, helicopter scene KINO
GIB STREAM LINK GODDAMMIT
RIGHT HERE BRO
Its his funny looking face
>guy begging her to take the baby
so this lady isn't real then?
Bases UNIT putting that bitch in her place.
What did the anglos mean by this?
>cunt BTFO by a shoe maker
utterly based
I'M IN CHARGE HERE COMRADE
ABSOLUTE UNIT
>the virgin academic vs. the chad blue collar party toadie
>skips every criticism brought against her character
>/p-pol/
Will you countinue this for the rest of the series?
Still a faggot
>hurr I know more than important people cause I have a phd
i fucking hate science
present
Great exposition for how corrupt the political dynamic is.
imagine if going near the reactor turned you into a girl lol
YAAAAAAAS SISTERHOOD
BASED SHOE MAKER
BASED COMMUNISM
hey, the pages were us slavrunes. is your autism cured yet?
Wow she's so brave giving iodine to everyone secretly and saving Belarussia and Ukraine singlehandedly
She's like Johnny Appleseed!
Dem iodine tablets look tasty
No
>freaking out when you've been assured nothing is wrong
comrades, it's only 3.6 rg...
No. The crucial problem is the compartmentalization of information. Having a magically omniscient character in that situatio is like doing a movie about Tojo in which the Japanese government is not controlled by the military.
proletariat prevails against the snobby elites once again
unironically based.
>hurr i went to university i'm better than you
Had always skipped von trier until Melancholia, are his older films any good?
she's right, though
BASED BORIS
Why are egghead characters so fucking annoying?
Hey comrade user
My dad has been promoted to head of party in city, so I'm in charge of local district now
Do me a solid comrade user. Go look into the reactor. Tell us what you see.
DISGRACEFUL COMRADE
These two motherfuckers
>t. scientist
Had to take a shit. What did I miss?
>I'll do it myself
holy shit
>List for the new gulag has already been made
Wew
don't fuck with russian soldiers
CNPP is 100% safe and advanced soviet design idiot
FUCKING BASED
BASED SELF SACRIFICIAL MILITARY MAN
>understand even with lead shielding it may not be enough
>then I'll do it myself
scenes women will never understand
>Viktor passing the buck
Fucking lol
leftist propaganda
Tripfag, you’re taking this a bit far.
literally nothing. mary sues everywhere.
>being a brainlet capitalist
bet you've never even looked into the reactor.
What a fuckin chad
Comrades, where is the new thread?
HOLY SHIT FUCKING BASED
did these niggas really believe the core didn't explode? or they know it did and are just scared to report it to higher ranks?
Same, still not available in HBO Go.
A know it all woman who doesnt know that sometimes it isnt what you say, but how you say it that makes people disregard you.
Holy shit what a Chad
S'gonna be a yikes from me brodudes.
BASED GENERAL MAN
One of his best desu
Girl was hitting me up for phone sex, what did I miss till the scene before the helicopter flyover
Chill user, it was probably just concrete.
Based General not wanting to risk his men
>or they know it did and are just scared to report it to higher ranks?
It’s this. The political system in the USSR by then was so fucked that admitting to a mistake meant death.
They're in Cover-Your-Ass mode. CYA is probably the most used term in nuclear industry.
>t. graphite shoveler
Amazing how that's it all you need to get ride of radiation. A simple splash and rinse.
NO. The only thing he ever had to say is that comfortable middle class living is a Holocaust-level moral crime. He's a dumb edgy teenager in the phase of being angry at his loving parents, and who never outgrew that phase.
>or they know it did and are just scared to report it to higher ranks?
admitting fault means gulag so
GRAPHITE
ITS FIFTEEN THOUSAND
Protecting their own asses and the delusional communist apparatchiks who believed their experiment was completely flawless.
>then I'll do it myself.
BASED
>15k
Holy
kek get fucked Chuckle Brothers
>spreading misinformation
Why would he do this?
I will sanction the creation of a new thread at this precise hour.
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
i didn’t know about radiation ionizing the air until i started watching this. i find the idea that there was so much radiation pouring out of the plant that the air above it was glowing in a pillar to be quite creepy. it’s just so fucking unearthly, it’s like the finger of god or an angel descending or some shit
most entertaining characters in the show written off in the 2nd episode.
fuck this im going back to Yea Forums
what are they washing with.
How are people making memes. Watch the show , idiots
NOOOOO I'M IN CHARGE HERE
i was born in britain. do u think any of the russian reactor 4 atoms made me retarded?
It's called Chernokov radiation and it's real.
>Didn't decomission units 1 thru 3 until EU forced them to
>#3 operated until year 2000
fucking based
The wrath of God and Creation
>I'll do it myself
whoa
>finger of God
>angel descending
More like the devil himself coming right out of the ground.
Nah. The rest of the world got fried though. England prevailed thank fuck
how beautiful must the burning of fusion in an exploded nuclear core be?
why didn't they take any HD pictures of it?
also some of you guys are on like a 5 minute delay FFS
livestream threads were better than this for other shows, this thread blows
How can this man sleep?
I'd be unnaturally horrified by this radiation shit around me.
The administration flat out lied during the entire response and clean up effort dude. Nobody could even tell what was true and what wasn't. Spoilers: Most of them all fucking died from radiation poisoning, genetic degradation, and cancer.
BORIS THE BASED
My skin is similar to Jareds. Acne scars sucks brehs.
it really is the most kino disaster of all time
Did you really think they were gonna last the entire series? I know this is hbo, turn your brain off station, but even they aren't that dumb.
i would say that but it’s a pillar of white light reaching into the heavens, so a I felt that a hell/satan metaphor wouldn’t really fit
based party man and scientist dude great dynamic duo
>why didn't they take any HD pictures of it?
Are you stupid? It’s the fucking Soviet Union
One of these helicopters crashed IRL, wonder if they will show it.
OOF
>t. soviet officials
Jared is beautiful though, just have good facial features, it's not hard comrade.
they did in real life
Kino crash time if it follows the historic one
Why didnt they just load the helicopters with boron and crash them into the core?
Holy shit that was creepy
>tell me how to put it out
>this is like it bullets shot tinier bullets but they were invisible and could go through walls
>tell me how to put it out
>this has never before existed on earth in two billion years
>tell me how to put it out
>you must understand, the core is like an angry god that we have failed to appease
>tell me how to put it out
this is why nerds need to be fucking bullied
WE NEED A NEW THREAD, COMRADES! THIS ONE WILL MELT SOON.
What’s remarkable is how literally EVERYTHING is decaying from the radiation. It’s a poisonous, destructive entity that simply, is.
Didn't the helicopter crash in October?
why didn't they just use those tanker planes instead of choppers
KINO
>super sekret grrrl code language
based and redpilled
What the fuck.
>intentionally crashed a helicoptor and killed 3 on board
top tier method acting
Make it yourself you clown.
just use catapults lmao
BASED SCIENTIST WOMAN IS ALSO LOADED WITH SPY SKILLS
Holy shit his show is fucking incredible, how does HBO put out this and Barry but also makes garbage like GoT
The background music is good lads god damn it sets the mood so well
Damn, why wont they listen to this woman!?
New
Funny how the quality of the writing immediately plummets when Ulana shows up
Upvote!
This comrade is delusional, send him to the infirmary.
>believing some bitch over based party man
>garbage like GoT
blame the writers