When will we ever get a proper genghis khan kino?

What redhead should be cast as Genghis Khan?

Genghis Khan didn't ever do shit except get mad like a nigger and tell his troops to burn down whole civilizations cause they didn't grovel
All the actual conquering shit was done by Subutai

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when are we getting Charlemagne kino
There's tons of shit to work with when you add all the epic poetry

>Jews
>White
>Mongols
>Asian

>they still think that jews are the primally investors in Hollywood

Lmao read some news you pleb.

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Charles Martel kino would be better.

>not wanting to see chad roland's last stand

t. Kike

Idris Elba

>genghis khan

Relatively boring life compared to Kublai Khan. Dude was legit one of the best rulers of his era and lived a life full of conquest as well as extraordinary pragmatism and political reform, with accomplishments rivaling if not exceeding those of Augustus Caesar.

>tfw reading about how he basically reigned over one of the most prosperous civilizations to ever exist right up until the wife he loved for decades and helped him manage the empire passed away at 56, after which he stopped caring about literally everything and just waited to die, with the empire following shortly after

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The tactical brilliance and Gengis generals being hand chosen geniuses.

you mean the guy who was """ruler""" of the Mongolian Empire that didn't exist anymore and instead turned to China?

John Wayne

>invented many military tactics considered standard today
>pioneers many techniques of psychological warfare and siege
>gave very clear orders with unambiguous consequences
>respected religious and academic scholars so long as they aided the maintenance and expansion of his unified empire
>the purest meritocracy in human history
>had a close crew of elite hyperkillers literally named the 4 dogs of war
>one of them was someone who previously shot Khan in the neck during battle, Khan was so impressed he basically knighted him on the spot
>that guy went on to slaughter millions for betraying Khan

>at its core, it's a story about family

HBO please
AMC please
FX please
Netflix please

>Not Ghengis Khino
>I won't even reply to this thread

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Basically, yeah. He laid the foundations for what would be a lasting sense of unity for the entire region that continues into the present.

>that movie that had an entire scene dedicated to showing how BASED china is had heavy chinese investment
hmmmmm

[distant throat singing of approval]

also got cancelled cus it came out that it was really just a front for Harvey to fondle asian girls.

The Han investors hate mongols

Like this dude said, any story about Genghis should really be told from the perspective of Subutai.

>conquered or overran more territory than any other commander in human history
>utterly annihilated the armies of Poland and Hungary

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They would screw it up by portraying him and his people as English speakers

His son and heir also died reltively young and childless, I believe before his wife. He stopped giving a shit because he knew his line was over, he was too old to have and properly raise another son into manhood/into position to actually rule as Kublai's successor, before he died.

The last one killed John Wayne because it was filmed in a nuclear weapon test side on the desert.

You know nothing about China or their attitudes towards the Mongols. Real life isn't a South Park episode.

2017's Mongol was amazing but nothing ever came from it. It ended with the unification of the Golden Horde, didn't even touch the stuff that came after. Marco Polo is dog shit, don't even bother.

>mfw descended from Francis Bacon
enjoy being literal plebs, you retarded faggots

>Kino
Ever motherfuck character was plebing it up with lame ass kungfoo. Even the concubines were shaolin masters. It was trash.

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It was pretty shit 2bh. Not much choice for OP though

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Nah it got cancelled WAY before this whole Harvey thing was public. Netflix decided to cancel it because it was expensive af. They decided to use the production costs of Marco Polo to fund 50 different shitty comedy movies with c-tier comedians and actors.

It was losing his wife that really made him lose all sense of purpose though. From that point on, it was just "fuck everything."

Almost every scholar or scientist known to man is standing on the shoulders of gigants, don't try to make it something negative when discussing scholars from islamic civilizations

>Hungary: you can't win, Mongols! It's the middle of winter and our one bridge is impenetrable!
>Subotai: *invents pontoons and invades anyways*

I actually thought season 1 showed a lot of potential.
Season 2 was some of the worst television ive ever seen.

>Marco Polo
>shitty

Just go back to your GoT general and stop shitting this thread up.

Yeah I know, but if his son was still alive at that point he probably would have gone on, it was losing both of them that broke him.

reading about this motherfucker was such a ride.
probably the best tactician ever

>Subotai: fails so utterly at taking castles that all he can do is burn a few villages and claim victory
>Hungary: builds a fuckton more castles and just laughs when the mongols try to come back

This show satisfied my Yellow Fever immensely.

It's not inherently negative to say that the Islamic Golden Age was created by covnerted Persians reading the Greeks. If you take that as a negative that's on you.

Subutai was based, ended his career so fat he had to lead from a mobile pavillion and still managed to kill Hungarian and German knights like nothing.

>things that never happened

I'm not sure how this meme about castles started but Mongols by that time were masters of siege warfare.

>Suddenly

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who /jebe/ here

>transformers film
Because space robots equate to the entire movie industry

remember that time the Mongols literally caused the Back Death epidemic in Europe by throwing diseased bodies over the walls of a castle?

why didn't the europeans just send out all their jews like the mongols demanded?

>13th century...I am forgotten

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Castles didn't stop the Mongols you brainlets. At most they slowed them down. It literally took Genghis Khan dying and everyone needing to head back for the succession to stop the invasion of Europe.

>movie about smug Muslims undoing themselves by being dicks to their betters
yes please

yeah, there is clearly no agenda in your post, none at all, faggot

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>genghis khan died and then suddenly every mongol at the same time heard about it and dropped what they were doing to head back
LMAO that people still buy this shit.
Well I guess the existence of records proving the mongols established some system of control in Hungary like they did literally everywhere else they succeeded proves me wrong. Oh wait those dont exist because Mongol never conquered anything west of Moscow. They didnt even take Novgorad.

>every mongol at the same time heard about it
Or, you know, they had messengers. It's not the fucking Blitzkrieg, a delay of a few weeks for the messages to arrive still means they halted their military operations

Why did the other parts not get made?

The kurultai saved nations being destroyed on more than one occasion

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Military operations that are universally known to be unssucesful in Hungary by everyone except retards on Yea Forums who dont read books.

He's not wrong, the (male) mongols were the only redeeming part of the show.

>tfwnomongolprincessgf
>played by a chink

The only Kurultais of importance after Genghis's own impacted two campaigns that frankly were already doomed to fail, especially the one against the Mamluks.

>mongols
>played by chinks

Man, you certainly seem sour and low IQ

Their scouts were in Italy are you retarded? Their vanguard was in Austria

Tadanobu did a great job. I think the guy that played Jamukha is Mongolian

>if i say he's mad then i dont have to adress my retardation
its all so predictable.

>housemate is a fat ugly Asian, though nice as he can be
should I suggest he may be related to the basest badass ever to kill faggots? No, fuck him. let him be a peon

oh my bad let me just reference literally even just fucking one source that says the mongols conquered Venice and Austria.
Oh wait.

and Hannibal had scouts near Rome but that doesnt mean shit because he didnt conquer it. Just having soldiers in geographic proximity to something important means jack fucking shit if you cant establish meaningful control of the territory behind you. The Mongols made this mistake every single time they invaded Europe. They did it in China too, but since the various chinese factions were all fractured up and many joined forces with the mongols they didnt have to worry about establishing control nearly as much as they did everywhere else.

I don't see the Mongols in Hungary as a complete failure. After all, they sacked like 75% of the settlements and killed a fuck ton of people.

Killing a fuckton of people means very little when determining how succesful an invasion was. They destroyed a lot of Hungary so i agree its not 100% an utter humiliation but it is undeniably a failure.
Winning battles is unironically the least important aspect of warfare.

They did win all non-siege stuff.

I repeat
Winning battles is the least important aspect of warfare. Just ask america what all their battlefield victories did for them in Vietnam.

Ah, what could have been had the empire not been split into four pieces.

I enjoyed this series and wanted it to continue

>Killing a fuckton of people means very little when determining how succesful an invasion was.

Why? That's how Americans measure success.

Season 2 was kind of a huge mess but I agree.
Girls were hot.

>>building power
>>the conquests and politics
>>the sudden death
>>the dissolution and infighting among his family

so like Alexander the Great?

>They did win all non-siege stuff.

They won a lot of siege stuff too. Why do people still act like Mongols weren't siege experts by the invasion of Europe and the Mideast?

Lasted longer than Alexander's empire.

fuck off chink

It's factually true though. They literally hit the level to the civilizations they conquered and stopped. The Ottomans had plenty of time to recover Islam from the Mongol invasions but couldn't because they didn't find anymore knowledge to steal. Even in modern times Islamic people contribute almost nothing to science and technology despite some of there countries having a high standard of living.

Is it true that a ton of Indo-European people living in Central Asia were killed during the Mongol Invasions?

t. gay greek (who is actually a turkish rapebaby like all of them are)

I dont deny that they were previously succesful.
Its not that they werent capable of destroying castles, its that there were so many so close together that it was logistically too difficult to maintain a long compaign, especially when the terrain didnt favor their armies and they were open to ambush.
Just look at their invasion of Croatia. They could destroy cities just like they could everywhere else but the having to constantly set up for an attack on a fortified settlement, all the while being ambushed to the point of utter exhaustion by people who dont need to let the most important part of their army graze to survive, really takes a toll. It got so bad that the classical knights in shining armor of typical western european tradition actually straight up defeated the mongols in the field several times by the time the mongols fled.

>turkish rapebaby
not him, but you don't even know what happened and about the population transfers if you keep posting this meme

Brainlet here, someone explain to me the benefit of spamming castles. I can understand if they stood on an important road, but if they are placed all over what benefit do they serve?

*rubs his greasy kebab hands while claiming modern greeks are just like ancient greeks while looking like a hairy turk.

We should get a Mehmed the Conqueror kino

Why did Mongolians get such an autistic fit in the 13th century, something they never had before and have never had since?

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>after which he stopped caring about literally everything and just waited to die, with the empire following shortly after
>extraordinary pragmatism

This, Mongol was based

he's unfurling the flag with one hand as he has basic knowledge of physics. Why do low IQ subhumans always equate efficient high IQ behavior as autism?

benis

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>A drunk film director acting weird

Again, where is the autism?

BENIS :DD

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A castle is an important location to stage raids from.

A castle as a sitting structure isn't really going to stop an army from advancing right past it, but the constant raiding of your army and/or supply lines (if any) can stop a campaign in it's tracks.

We need a Golden Horde with Batu Khan/Subudei kino.

>personal space is autism :DDDDDD

Ever thought that maybe huddling together and rubbing yourself on strangers is what actual autists do? As they lack all social clues on things like personal space. What you are witnessing is again a demonstration on high IQ behaviour where you respect your fellow man and their personal space.

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Because scholars autistically argue over whether or not it constitutes and empire. Firstly, Mongols were not a sedentary people, thus making it pretty fucking difficult to say what is and what isn't their clay. Next, it's difficult to claim that their clay is actually theirs when they maintain no presence in the area. Next, the historical accounts of the borders are pretty random and there are lots of autistic faggots who expand their borders in an effort to beat the British Empire in size, despite the vast majority of the Mongol Empire being Siberian wasteland, rather than any actual formal civilisation and administrative areas. The other reason is that the Empire quickly fell apart when their one uniting factor died, much like Yugoslavia fell apart when Tito died. At best you'll get a story about Genghis Khan from his birth to his death, with the major battles covered briefly. In general, nobody has done stories about the rises of great empires because a lot of the time it would be beyond the economic scope of a production company to do so and IMPERIALISM BAD.

> Next, the historical accounts of the borders are pretty random
Everything that fell under their sphere of control was their territory

>there are lots of autistic faggots who expand their borders in an effort to beat the British Empire in size
You complain about this when it comes to mongol empire but ignore it when the same rule applies to the BE. The british didn't have every fucking square inch of clay under direct adminstrative control either yet it fell under their borders as they were the chief masters of the area, they had plenty of useless desert too but somehow I don't think you see a problem with that like you see it with the Mongols.

get fucked angloshit.

>Jews use white actors to sell movie tickets
>Chinese use Jews like Jews use white actors to buy up Hollywood

T. Hebes mad because chinks outwitted them at their own game but.....

>Chinese people don't wanna pay to watch other chinks, just white American people

T. Hebes score one again but are still cucks to the Yuan which is only worth $0.15 usd

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wasn't mongol going to be the first of several Khan movies? I mean, it's nice, it's ok on it's own but it stops like at his unification of the steppes. maybe even before that, it really needs sequels so the Mongols can dab on eurasia

No one seems to know why the other films weren't made.

the mongols really aren't that interesting

its already been done
youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

Chinese built a wall to keep THIS out?!

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It wasn't great. The dual in between the two armies was cool though and it had it's moments.

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>Kino about savage mass murdering psychopaths that destroyed all civilization around them for literally no reason
They ware true, originals nigers
Napoleon Kino would be more welcome

F to a great show

>existence of records proving the mongols established some system of control in Hungary

na bruh, that was the Tar Tars.

Hungary operates on an entirely different chronology

Ditto. The shitskin butthurt will be palpable.

its weird how asians like to kick the shit outta muslims

Not working, mr. Redditspace - not a greek.

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DAILY REMINDER THAT GENGHIS KHAN WAS A NORDIC MAN, FUCK OFF GOOKS!!!!!

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>Stops at Lithuanian border
fucking based Baltics

essential /mongolcore/
>Mongol
>Andrei Rublev
>Dersu Uzala
>Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
>The Story of the Weeping Camel

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I thought Jebe was the superior tactician, but Subutai was an absolute master of strategy, open to innovation, and able to devise things beautifully on an operational level (the Mongol general who rivals him in this regard might be Muqali).

>outing yourself as a newfag NPC drone

the state of u.

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They literally made a TV show a while back and the guy who played chinggis could trace his ancestry back to chinggis himself.

Anything to show the superiority of the Asian BVLL

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Nigger did you even see how they portrayed mongols in Mulan? They made Chinese all pale and civilized looking and the mongols dark skinned savages.

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But it’s a common fact

I know m8. I was sarcastically referencing them only to then say they dont existt.

I dont know what you're trying to prove. Not only is Hungary not conquered in this image but neither is Novgorod. Thank you for proving my point you fucking idiot.

Awful show. Boring dialogue for hours.

Looks like he wouldn't say not to a tuna melt.

Season 1 was kino
Season 2 fun but not kino

>ITT: A seething hungarian

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>>the sudden death
>>the dissolution and infighting among his family
Thats Ogedai, Temujin's death wasn't sudden and left everything in order.

Mulan antagonists were Huns, not Mongols.

nah man it's totally a victory when you have your entire country raped and pillaged and half the population slaughtered while you sit it out in your bunker.

I have seen one. It was really good. Don't remember what it was called though.

No waifu no laifu

I've dreamt about a well done Genghis epic

Who would you cast as Ghengis Khan, Idris Elba or Tom Cruise?

any good mongol music, my man?

When are we going to get the Charles the Bald kino we deserve?

>vikings arrive, threaten to burn down Paris
>attack them, lose half your men, vikings string up corpses to break the morale of the rest of your men (it works)
>surrender and hold a talk with the viking leaders, they threaten to burn and loot Paris unless you pay them several thousand pounds of silver
>scramble around for silver to pay them off, including personal belongings and piss the church off by taking their assets to pay off the vikings
>finally get enough silver together to meet the viking demands, pay them to leave
>they take the silver and burn Paris anyway
>still go on to somehow become Holy Roman Emperor

I thought HRE was supposed to be based?

>Relatively boring life compared to Kublai Khan

What? Temujin was the son of a nobody chief, his father died and he lost everything, became a literal slave, freed himself, allied with his bro in order to get revenge, eventually united random tribes into the strongest army ever.

>be persia
>get KHAN'd
>nothing changes
can someone explain this to a historylet

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He didn't become Holy Roman Emperor until later on, this event was relatively early, when he was King of West Francia.

He was a redhead so Idris Elba of course.

youtube.com/watch?v=DapTY8NfiO0&ab_channel=bapecow

anndd he got his wife stolen
The story of genghis is to be careful who you cuck

Enjoy some lessons about Mongols.
youtube.com/watch?v=bzatw32j-i4

>nothing changes
except their mothers and wives getting the mongolian creampie in their ovens

>be persia
>get ISLAMMED
>nothing changes
Can someone explain this to a bachelor of history?

The Mongol-controlled Persia was called the Ilkhanate.
When the Mongol Empire split up after Genghis's death, Ilkhanate became and independent country. The rulers of it didn't try to change the Persian culture and push Mongol values onto them. That's part of why their empires lasted so long, because they allowed their conquered peoples to retain their cultures. In many cases, the rulers even adapted to the local culture and shifted away from Mongol culture.
The Ilkhanate rulers eventually converted to Islam and reigned as a regular Persian dynasty until they were replaced with another dynasty eventually.

Cucking was constant in early Mongol society. In fact, Temujin's father had stolen Temujin's mother from another man, which was the reason why that tribe annihilated the one Temujin was a part of.

The cycle of revenge.

Sounds more like you're the one with an agenda here... The "Islamic golden age" is well known to be a myth. A bunch of heretical Persian converts copied the Indians and Greeks. No "golden age" here folks.

youtube.com/watch?v=qQbZNSEbYFk

Back to your tranny Discord.

>Sam Harris
Uhh, that gets a big ole YIKES from me.

Nope, that's correct.

sort of wish that the mongols made it all the way to the atlantic and replaced the locals all along the way

It's okay, you're still related to them!

He's non-/pol/ and he's succinct in that clip. He's still an anti-white (((Neocon))), but he's a good gateway redpill on Islam.

For now, the best we'll get is the Age of Empires Campaign.

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>here's 8 dudes, go unite the mongolian tribes
>here's 8 dudes, go conquer China
>here's 8 dudes, conquer Poland
The campaigns in AoE2 were so much fun.

it was fucking garbage

lol they invaded fucking pannonia and vassalized the locals.

khitans were basically mongols and did shit, established a dynasty, conquered parts of china. later oirat mongols were a huge thorn in china's side.

>Would be cool to see a movie aboub the Sack of Baghdad.
Yes.

>It basically ended the Islamic Golden Age,
Yes.

>and that civilization has yet to recover.
No.

temujin's life was unironically epic

The Huns never invaded China. The Mongols did.
The Hunnic Empire collapsed a few decades after the death of Attila, back in the late 400's.

Too genocidal for audiences.
The steppeniggers were seen as butchers by medieval standards, let alone now.

You had it. But the Asian focus turned people off.