/got/

>george gets mad and indignant at the very thought that he might be finishing winds of winter soon
pretty sure he's been driven to mental illness by how much he's refusing to work on the books

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I SAID FUCK ME RIGHT HERE AND NOW
IF I DONT GET DICK IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS, THEY ALL DIE JON, AND THE BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS

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>I SURE HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED D&D'S INTERPRETATION
Its acceptable

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>Kingslayer (Balon)
>Kinslayer (also Balon)
>Forestslayer (every tree on the Iron Islands to build 1000 ships in 2 weeks)
>Snakeslayer (Obara and Nymeria)
>Queenlayer (Cersei)
>Dragonslayer (Rhaegal)
>Kingslayerslayer (Jaime)

Name a better record.

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WHERES MY MONEY LORD TARBECK

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>tfw no Victarion on the Cedar Isle
>tfw no Barristan at the siege of Meereen
>tfw no Davos on Skagos
>tfw no Dany's battles of Volantis and Pentos
>tfw no Aegon and Connington's invasion of the Stormlands
>tfw no Euron battle of blood in the Redwyne strait and sacking of Oldtown
>tfw no Stannis' Night Lamp trick in the battle on the ice
>tfw no going further into the Lands of Always Winter

/got/....i dreamed i was old.

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YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE ROASTIE CUNT

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>dany

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>femcels wanted her to go YAS QUEEN
>when she did we were the only ones who stuck around
Pottery

georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/04/stuff-and-nonsense-3/
>Oh, and speaking of television, don’t believe everything you read. Internet reports are notoriously unreliable. We have had five different GAME OF THRONES successor shows in development (I mislike the term “spinoffs”) at HBO, and three of them are still moving forward nicely. The one I am not supposed to call THE LONG NIGHT will be shooting later this year, and two other shows remain in the script stage, but are edging closer. What are they about? I cannot say. But maybe some of you should pick up a copy of FIRE & BLOOD and come up with your own theories.
PREQUEL WHEN????????????????

Next episode I'm pretty sure. I'm not sure if it's before or after Syrio, but it'll happen.

>Yfw Dany reveals she's pregnant right after Jon stabs her

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>something clever about a long night is said by bran
I'd prefer "ICE TO SEE YOU"

Could someone post the meme where it's Sam and Jeor beyond the wall. First square with Jeor is "Ned Dies"

>that quick shot of the Lannister soldier helping civilians escape while the Stark soldiers rape and kill women and children

pure subversionkino

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wew, look at that fatty

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they didn't make dany's turn believable, or rather didn't give it enough time. killing slavers and shit doesn't foreshadow someone slaughtering tens of thousands of innocents who had surrendered.

Nothing about burning danys fleet of evil 3 times or being a master navigator?

Truly /ourepisode/

why are all Nu-Americans ethnically ambiguous now?

>Bronn on the small council
>Sam on the small council
>Bran on the iron throne
Who is going to be happy about this outside of contrarians on Yea Forums saying KINO KINO?

>night king is dead

EIGHT FUCKING SEASONS AND LITERAL TELEPORT BEHIND YOU

for fucks sake if you are still not mad about this shit you are retarded, grmm and dnd are fuckinh hacks

Don’t look forward to it

It’s going to have a bunch of LGBT and minority representation that’s going to be completely out of place and obvious forced

More like she reveals to Jon that she's pregnant and they both get a fairy tale ending by running away and living in peace somewhere far away.

Fellow bookfags, what funny moments in the books do you wish happened in the show?
For me it's when Jaime entered Robert's jousting competition, fell off his horse and got his lion's helmet stuck on his head backwards
top kek

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"A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing."

"Love is the death of duty. If the day should ever come when your lord father was forced to choose between honor on the one hand and those he loves on the other, what would he do? What is honor compared to a woman's love? And what is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms? Or a brother's smile? Oh, we all do our duty when there's no cost to it. Honor comes easy then. Yet sooner or later in every man's life there comes a day when it's not easy. A day when he must choose. I am a Maester of the Citadel, bound in service to Castle Black and the Night's Watch. I will not tell you... to stay or go. You must make that choice yourself, and live with it for the rest of your days. As I have."

Just like Aemon Targaryen, Jon will forsake his right to be King and his love for the greater good.

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sorry i had to take it down, i was getting nauseous

>that shot of Dany forcing Jon to lick her soles
K I N O
I
N
O

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>Davos on Skagos
Davos is gonna pop up at the battle of ice with rickon in tow so Stannis doesn't kill lord too fat.

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>mislike
What a faggot.

nth for Stannis

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Why do white people see real life politics were there are none?

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Just imagine all the rape that happened at Kings Landing. Was this brans endgame?

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bet she got a high pH pussy

Not a funny moment, but I really wanted to see Stoneheart

I’m the man who killed Jaime Lannister

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>a dream of spring
>a memory of light
this fucker cant even write his own titles, literally stolen everything

I feel physically drained

Tuck me in

Let me die

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george has confirmed we're seeing Osha again and he's writing about the biology of unicorns so we're definitely getting at least a chapter, maybe more, set on the island of Skagos

So other than sending Bronn on an obviously doomed mission, Cersei literally did nothing this entire season besides fuck Euron.

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>men decide where power resides
based

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Isn't Sam GRM's self insert into the story?

No one is keeping record on Euron. He'll rot at that beach and will be forgotten.

>watch the video about how they made the episode
>director of the episode talks about how they mirrored Jon's perspective in the Battle of the Bastards when they panned the camera up from the back of "the leader of the mercenary group"
>Explosions/special effects dude talks about how they also portrayed "Harry Strictland"'s horse getting hurd
>the special effects dude know the name of the characters better than the fucking director
what did they mean by this?

>Fire & Blood
Wait a fucking second. Is this real book or like his previous one "bible" with legends?

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HE DOESN'T WRITE ANYMORE BOOK FAG GET IT IN YOUR HEAD, JUST HIS BLOG AND YELP REVIEWS.

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*AHEM*

King's Landing is the biggest filthiest pit of degenerate scum and other lowlives in Westeros and Essos combined and Dany did nothing wrong cleansing that Godforsaken hole and starting with a cleanslate

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>Or Bernie Supporters
Christ, in a world where Bernie Sanders is a misogynist. Clown world, indeed.

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>They build a house with a red door north of the wall

"I am the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, you arrogant pup. Your commander, so long as you wear that white cloak. Now sheathe your bloody sword, or I'll take it from you and shove it up some place even Renly never found."

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Stannis' based oneliners
Belwas
Every single line of dialogue in every single Cersei chapter
'Tyrion, Jon, Dany, Stannis and Melisandre, Davos Seaworth, and all the rest of the characters you love or love to hate will be along next year (I devoutly hope) in A Dance with Dragons'

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How come no one just takes Jamie aside and tells him that fucking his sister is wrong?

latter

Well, shit. I was more than half convinced it was true.

Stannis with any of his quips.

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>child of incest
Good riddance

Please

Everything is political in their mind. Hence the abundance of blatant propaganda in the entertainment.

He was a man trying to take the position that was due to a woman sweetie.

>“I’m not my father.”
Damn straight she's not, she actually delivered.

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>"A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing."
>Jon says Dany shouldn't be alone when he arrives on Dragonstone
>STILL won't fuck her

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Jon is a grandchild of incest

Because they're all fucking his sister as well. Would seem hypocritical

Yes and I hate that fat cunt so much Ive dreamed of the day to see him squeal for his life but it never came.

I will argue that the lack of Lady Stoneheart is THE reason Jaime's arc in the show is a bit of a shitshow - she literally represents all of his wrongdoings towards the Starks from the beginning of the story and his guilt for his actions - if he was forced to confront her in the show like he will be in the books, I think we would have seen a very different last few seasons

>GRRM says Osha is one of the examples of the show doing a character better and he'd make her more like the show
>Right after he said this she disappeared off the show, appearing years later to get killed off immediately after returning

That was a funny meme, especially how they renamed Asha Yara to avoid confusion even though the latter has been on the show 10 times more.

>writting a barely cohesive autistic rant because someone proposed the idea of the books being finished
NEVER EVER

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He is going to die for her when Arya tries to kill her.

you don't suddenly stop feeling alone after you had sex, degenerate

Yeah maybe in a flashback. Winds is already running too long. Thats probably whats taking Martin so long. He cant physically fit the story he has into one volume that can be printed.

Never coming out.

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Both a face you want to cum on
and a face you want to cum on you
What a lady

Qyburn deserved better
F

They’ll be the GoT equivalents of SOLO and The Last Jedi

Please just let us have this, after 10 fucking years just let us have this one thing

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His death was the funniest thing this season ngl

>posting porn without a spoiler on Yea Forums

Not gonna lie, wouls swipe right

>> 114705365
Bro, i hate feet. No matter if it's from Emilia or my grandmother, it's a fucking ugly piece of shit

Feetfags are all retards

What's the name of this strategy ?

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Yea Forums looks King's Landing right now.

Every Cersei line. People really don't appreciate how great Cersei chapters are. Every thought she has reeks of the most profound irony.

>Dance with Dragons was released in July 2011
>it has been about 2900 days since the last book was released
let's say Winds of Winter will have 1500 pages, like Martin said it would

if GRRM wrote a single page per day, just one page, he could have released almost two books so far, meaning he could have released Winds and Dream by the end of 2019

>ONE PAGE PER DAY
>TWO BOOKS

this also means that if george had written 3/4 of a page per day, he should have released Winds by now

you have now realized what a lazy fat hack this guy is: worldwide famous writer who can't even write half a page per day

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this all felt a little too Revenge of the Sith for me..

I cannot believe how crazy Dany fags are. They might be the most delusional lit ever. They justify every shitty thing/poor decision she's done because she helped some brown people and is a woman.

>they say they had to shoot the scene of Varys' death over and over
>over the course of 7 months the actor that plays Varys had to come o set just to film his death
I'd be pretty pissed too desu

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>Bugmen really believed Jamie had a redemption arc.
The truth is Cersei was the best queen.

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DON'T TALK ABOUT WINDS OF WINTER OR DREAMS OF SPRING EVER AGAIN, FUCK OFF AND ENJOY THE PREQUELS.

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I'm so sick of everything being fucking politicised. We'll never have a show like this again because if you dare make a female character out to be evil you're a misogynist. The amount of tweets I've seen attacking 'straight white male' writes and asking for more female characters just makes me sad. Can't we just enjoy some medieval fantasy fiction in peace for fuck sake

Dragonfire can't melt stone walls
Kingslanding was an inside job

This guy is an absolute hack

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how come the whole city didn't just blow up due to the green wildfire
didn't aerys store enough to blow the whole city?

i was hoping he'd get shanked, shit his pants and die front of Ginny

Can someone post moe Dany? She's so cute.

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>Renly tells Stannis Margaery came to him a maid.
>"In your bed she's like to die that way."

>"Celtigar pronounced it admirable. If I showed him the contents of my privy, he would declare that admirable as well."

>"I am not without mercy," thundered he who was notoriously without mercy.

>"Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing."

>"-Who better to command the black than the person who once commanded the gold?
>-Any of you. Even the cook"

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Yea Forums is a foot board, newfaggot, get used to it.
Also it's not technically porn.

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based dumb bitch

>Diana Gabaldon, author of Outlander, is seen in a recently surfaced video clip talking about a conversation she had with Martin, in which he told her about his creative snag.

>“We were having this conversation, and I was asking him ‘how’s it going, the newest book’ - and he said, ‘oh I’m having all kinds of trouble’,” she recalled.

>“And he said, ‘You ever kill somebody off that you later realised you needed?’

>“I said, ’no, George, that’s never happened to me!’”

>She went on: “And we talked about it, and he said, ‘oh, I’ve just painted myself into a corner.’

>“I said, ‘you paint yourself into a corner, you get yourself a new bucket of paint and paint yourself back out, and do the floor behind you!’”

>It’s not known for certain when the clip was filmed, and when this conversation took place, but a user on Reddit claimed to hear Gabaldon relay this anecdote at a similar event “a few years ago”.

>But given that fans have been waiting for The Winds of Winter since A Dance With Dragons’ release back in 2011, it’s still more than feasible for the struggle to be The Winds of Winter-related.

>Martin confirmed in a blog post earlier this month that the new novel will remain his top priority despite new projects.

>The series it is from, A Song of Ice and Fire, formed the inspiration and basis for the HBO series Game of Thrones, which will conclude next year - having already eclipsed the timeline of the books that have been released so far.

>He wrote: “Before you ask, work on WINDS OF WINTER continues, and remains my top priority. It is ridiculous to think otherwise.

A recurring theme with Ned, Jaime, and probably more.

Daenaerys has absolutely been crafted to be on a knife's edge of morals/megalomania from the very first season of the show, and the very first book in the series. To have her just get what she wants and still be a 'good person' would feel like a betrayal of everything Game of Thrones is. This isn't the kind of story where the good guy wins or even stays the good guy. It never has been. Someone said she was in control and still cared about the citizens prior to her break when staring at the Red Keep, but she was not in control of her emotions. Ever since she went North, the show made a point to show her increasing frustration with the people of Westeros, when they didn't want to bend the knee to her. That frustration and anger at being met with such opposition only grew. In this same episode, Tyrion begged her to reconsider burning everything, and her reaction was 'Meh, my mercy will come after. When the next generation is free.' She had already given up on Tyrion's advice and the people of King's Landing. In her mind, she'd worked so hard to get to Westeros, for this dream of being a savior, and the people there still didn't love her. The tragedy here, is that like Dany feared, once the gears started moving in favor of Jon OVER Dany, a lot of us saw this coming and knew it was going to fall apart for Daenerys.

Shut up nerd

>*force pushes Bran out the window*

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>Redemption arc means that he has to forget about the women he loves

>wtf i love d&d now
To be fair, since the show was already ruined, seeing the lefties getting arch-triggered by the current events is a rather great booby prize.

I agree, her chapters are so entertaining because she's so unaware of herself, literally just her getting pissed off her tits and having the inner monologues of a school shooter

>no, THE WINDS OF WINTER and A DREAM OF SPRING are not finished.

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>tfw it's true
what a hack

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Dany's story to me, is a more human and tragic look at the development of a tyrant. We had always seen tyrants, prior to Game of Thrones, from an outside perspective or their own AFTER their descent. This is the first time we've seen it happen to someone we could like and understand. That's why it punches you in the gut. Not because it's character assassination. This murderous 'fire and blood' rage was always in Daenerys, and she finally got pushed too far. She felt alone, she felt like all of the citizens hated her. In her mind she had no reason to love the people of King's Landing, and in her battle lust madness, they too became threats to her reign. It's fucked up, it's terrible, but it is true to what has been built in her to this point. Missandei wasn't the only thing to push her over the edge, but she was the last real straw.

That's my take on it anyway, though I do think had there been more episodes or another season, a lot of audiences like yourselves, would have felt that this progression was more organic, and it wouldn't feel so abrupt. Because it IS abrupt, due to the rushed pace of Season Eight. In that, HBO definitely did us all, and the characters, a disservice.

>Meanwhile back at Winterfell

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Apparently, according to the guy who plays barristan Selmy, GRRM is done with both books but signed a deal saying he would wait to publish until it's over. It makes sense.

Was hoping he died during the winterfell battle desu

Another disappointing part of this shitshow

THIS i would prefer a thousand cercei chapters over 1 dany chapter any day.She is an evil bitch but also entertaining

I miss Stannis so much bros.

even lazy people can think up ways to get shit done, like hiring a ghost write and just giving them the basic ideas, guys a gross slob who only cares about his next meal.

>Night King finally gets across the Wall
>has 100,000 undead, a dragon and giants
>everyone's assembled to fight him
>dies in one episode like a bitch
>Cersei becomes last threat
>takes out a dragon and Dany's fleet, has dozens of scorpions, the Iron Fleet and the Golden Company
>dies in one episode like a bitch
>Dany now becomes the last threat
>has massive of disciplined fighters, a dragon, Reach and Dorne kneelers
>dies like a bitch
>all of these villains rise and fall in the same season, one or two episodes apart
D&D are hacks

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i hope Dany burns that castle down too

>HBO
HBO pushed for more episodes

The funny thing, if Dany hadn't gone crazy, she would have been proven completely right and everyone else wrong since the second episode of Season 7. She said they should've just attacked King's Landing right away and she was right. Tyrion whined about muh civilians, but it turned out Dany could target just the Lannister soldiers and force the city to surrender. If she had done that at the beginning of Season 7, she'd still have 3 dragons, and they would have dealt with the Night King easily. Instead Tyrion's fucking stupid "divide up your forces and try to starve the city out" (which he insisted they try like 3 separate times even though everytime it failed and ended up with part of their forces destroyed" caused everything to get fucked.

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>>Martin confirmed in a blog post earlier this month that the new novel will remain his top priority despite new projects.
>>He wrote: “Before you ask, work on WINDS OF WINTER continues, and remains my top priority. It is ridiculous to think otherwise.

it's his top priority and he can't even write a single page per one day? fucking lmao he must have gone senile

I would've preferred A Time for Wolves.

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>We kneel to no Kang

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>that pic
I want to hug her so damn much

>fat fuck has time to blog but can't finish his story
Why are all ''artist'' such lazy pieces of shit.

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They are

>That requires stealing a leaf from my brother's book. Not that Robert ever read one
>Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint in suspicion and mutter to each other about how queer it tastes.

Book/lore chads, who are /ourgirls/s? Obvious one aside

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>DREAM is not even begun; I am not going to start writing volume seven until I finish volume six
i truly wish the fat bastard just has a stroke and dies soon

It means the director was not autistic enough to think that more than 5% of the audience would remember the name Harry Strickland and he therefore called him the mercenary leader to make himself clear to the audience.

>least evil ruler
>didn't let her emotions take over until the very end
>no estrogen meltdowns like Dany
>never betrayed family that mattered
She was too good for kings landing degenerates

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Is Dany just Littlefinger in disguise? Did Littlefinger get triggered by bells or something?

its all bullshit. he had an excuse for 5 years of why he couldn't write a dance with dragons, he should have the integrity to say he's quit and to stop asking him about it.

it's been debunked, read this:

>Why would my publishers — not just here in the US, but all around the world — ever consent to this? They make millions and millions of dollars every time a new Ice & Fire book comes out, as do I. Delaying makes no sense.
>DELAYING MAKES NO SENSE

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ultimate ruseman ian

Are the dothraki the undeads??
Because they were shown to have a huge army even though they were shown to all die two episodes ago.

What hte fuck?

How would Viserys treat his nephew Jon?

Would he try to get him to fuck his sister?

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who will he play in the /got/ spinoff and/or prequel series?

What was her manifesto?

true. she was a cute too

So George wrote Fire and Blood instead of Winds of Winter trying to capitalize on Targaryen fans and Dany's popularity before everyone got pissed at the show for making her insane and killing her and her family off.

Genius. Whoever said George doesn't care about money?

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>never betrayed family
Yeah but had her entire family killed because of how retarded she is

Arya or Bran could take Cersei out without any civilians being killed but they neglected to volunteer this to Dany during the war council.

Read his last blog post georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/13/idiocy-on-the-internet/

I miss our Queen. She deserved a better end.

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"Burn them all"

>Delaying makes no sense.

YEAH NO SHIT YOU FUCKING FAT FAGGOT HAS IT TAKEN YOU THIS LONG TO REALIZE YOU SHOULD STOP DELAYING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Targaryen version of Arthur Dayne
>JON FUCK MY SISTER WHERE IS SHE

>Hey Barristan, yeah it's me George...just finished watching a clip on Youtube hehe you know the one you wer--oh, you saw the blog post? I didn't say it was about you, I just mentioned journalists...yes I said purveyor of misinformation. Yes and I don't regret it, Barristan. You weren't supposed to tell them about DREAM, you get me? 'Nuff said. I'm sitting here with a stack of manuscript pages about as big as Stannis's cock and it was supposed to be a surprise, Barristan. Yeah well, fuck you too. Fuck you, I got millions from HBO for not releasing WINDS or DREAM, ok? Eat shit, Barristan. Enjoy the finale on Sunday, only on HBO, of course.

Fuck this fat fuck

georgerrmartin.com/about-george/life-and-times/

>Martin attended Mary Jane Donohoe School and Marist High School. He began writing very young, selling monster stories to other neighborhood children for pennies, dramatic readings included.

Val
Ashara Dayne
Roslin Tully

Who is the obvious one?

Sansa is pretty /mygirl/ in the books

Asha is also pretty based

Cersei is a great character

Hillary supporters blame Bernie for being too likeable and ruining Hillary’s chance at the Presidency rather than admit she just wasn’t a good candidate.

they sure do love recycling that monologue dont they

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>The lone wolf dies but the pack survives
>Jon is a Targ and has ghost fuck off
>Arya fucks off alone with Sandor and does nothing
>Salad is a mastermind qween in da norf

What did D&D mean by this

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do it again bomber dany

He sounds so justed in this post. I don't want to end up like him in my old age, full of mounting regrets.

>We all know what my brother would do. Robert would gallop up to the gates of Winterfell alone, break them with his warhammer, and ride through the rubble to slay Roose Bolton with his left hand and the Bastard with his right. I am not Robert. But we will march, and we will free Winterfell … or die in the attempt.

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At least it was a happy ending with jaime

kek. these guys are fucking retards

last episode they retained it to just half of them dying
Anyway it's worrying that every time they make a large shot of the Unsullied they seem to multiply

>they're expecting the fat fuck to write the books
>he's actually writing spin-off outlines
LMAO the shows are all you get you fucking nerds. Even writers hate books, books are fucking shit. This is a television board, get the fuck out of here litcels

Sneeding, or sneed for short.

I NEED YOU TO CONTINUE THE TARGARYEN LINEAGE

Long hair suits her much better

I unironically like most of the plot points though. I'm not actually watching the show and haven't since season 4, but I've been paying attention since I saw a webm of Arya killing the NK. That was godawful and I couldn't believe the people I knew who still watched the show weren't pissed off by it.
>Dany, who has been talking about burning KL for years, does so, shocking everyone, somehow
>Jaime and Cersei get something resembling a happy ending, subverting all expectations while fulfilling the prophecy (you will die with your little brother's hands around your neck).
>Arya turns back from her path of vengeance at the last moment, while Sandor goes to his end willingly

Bran becoming king will be full retard, though, unless Bloodraven is controlling him. Is the Three Eyed Crow even supposed to be Bloodraven in the show?

She looks so soft...

>He began writing very young, selling monster stories to other neighborhood children for pennies
How did he not know he was part jew until recently?

[spoiler[how did you like the shows portrayal of lady stoneheart :^)

>I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?
FUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOUUUU DAAABBIIIIIIDDDDD

well the red keep was still standing after robert's rebellion so she's right

you /got/ fat Ned

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>roslin
Radmere is a fucking lucky man

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how many fucking times did they have to cut to and from arya and sandor as if they might have died right then

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I wonder if this dumb cunt realises that she’s acting irrationally and being the exact thing she’s having a whinge about.

based

>who has been talking about burning KL for years
Name one time faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=XpqxUdELpO0
>Resume the Bombardment, Drogon. Wipe this pathetic city from the face of the Seven Kingdoms.

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Dany is so ridiculously hot in her angry scenes.

CLEGANEBOWL CLEGANEBOWL

THE HYPE WAS REAL

I'm so sad now, Alexa play Despacito

Looks like fatman bit more than he could chew

fucking hell that's a depressing statistic, what a lazy hack

>tfw even Maisie said that the audience wouldn't fall for that

For all the hype of Cleganebowl, I found it extremely disappointing

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I watched the shit out of this show

I had hopes there would be some limb loss at least, and not with the background being some stupid cgi fuckfest

I always enjoyed her chapters in book 4 honestly. Always some very interesting dialogue.

He doesn't need to be so fucking indignant, I get that he's annoyed about people constantly insulting him and shitting on him for being so slow to write but he should be aware that he has set people up to expect something

I did as well. I'm a zoomer so I turned it on right after school everyday.

is that deadwood

You guys think Jaime goes back to try and save Cersei in the books?

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Where did Davos go after this scene?

>Arya finally learns to give up on her quest for revenge
This was quite odd considering all the other times Arya has murdered multiple people for vengeance's sake it's been treated as a triumphant moment for her.
I've bitched about Arya's character assassination a bunch here but this stood out to me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS

Literally just dabids lena headey wank

his home planet needed him

Where did davos fuck off to? He wasn't at the cove waiting for Jamie.

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imagine how bad dabid and dan have been with even some outlines, these prequels will be worse

D&D aren't involved
New writers are diversity hire rather than nepotism hires

>roasties get an episode for yassing
>cheering all around
>slightly (not even that much) opposite episode
>every single one of them absolutely livid
?

rape

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Dude he literally said yesterday on his blog that that rumor was bullshit and he hasnt even begun Dream yet. That lazy fucker.

Its really weird that Sandor tells her that when she's been shown in the show to be a godlike killer with a massive killcount. Sandor has nothing on show Arya.

Also I laughed at her dragging people into the street to die, what the shit.

it wont be dunkin donuts working on these

too kino for tv

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>It seems absurd to me that I need to state this. The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun, water is wet… do I need to say that too?
The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun, and GRRM won't finish ASOIAF.

Rape bonanza over on Gin Alley
Having a bowl o brown if you catch my drift

he was with jon when jon fell back with his men

..but the red keep didn't fall, jaime killed the king and aerys opened the gates

>Anyway it's worrying that every time they make a large shot of the Unsullied they seem to multiply

>tfw they "recruit" new unsullied by the boatload, and somewhere there's a huge mountain of rotting dicks and balls

That's where the writers live.

He put a boat there to allow them rowing off to wherever Gendry went.

>But maybe some of you should pick up a copy of FIRE & BLOOD and come up with your own theories.
Eat my fucking asshole George

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>D&D "confirm" Jaime only killed the Mad King cause he wouldn't kill his father
Jaimefags, join the coalition of Stannisbros, Danyfags, Barristanlads and Doraniggers

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>so we're definitely getting at least a chapter, maybe more, set on the island of Skagos

you're never getting shit unless you pull a misery on GRRM

last seen leading some civilians to safety, fate unknown
He just had to smuggle the boat btw, not them as well

On the current trajectory, probably not. He just burned a letter asking him to help her with her upcoming trial, though in the next chapter he admits that a part of him still wants Cersei. It certainly isn't out of the realm of possibility for Jaime to relapse, though.

>The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun, water is wet
none of these are true though

Based

>dany gets off her dragon
>rips a 45 minute uninterrupted fart
would it save the series?

I really hope she kills Sansa next for being a bitch, and Arya for having too much plot armour. I know full well they'll kill Danny, but I hope she takes everyone with her first.

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R E M I N D E R

as of may 13th, 2019:

>2864 days since A Dance With Dragons has been published
>Martin believes the last two volumes of the series will be big books of 1500 manuscript pages each.[54]
>A Song of Ice and Fire author George R.R. Martin gave an update on his progress [as of apr 2019] on the sixth book in the series, The Winds of Winter, saying “It’ll be done when it’s done. It’s been going very well lately, so, knock [on] wood."

bookfags literally C U C K E D

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If Davos left a boat there how did he got back?

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fookin legend

No fucking way, you gotta source that.

Why was this dumb bitch propped up as the (fake) final boss? I bet Jaime won't be anywhere near King's Landing when fAegon kills her stupid ass in the books.

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sansa becomes queen of the north
arya disappears to be a travelling assassin
both confirmed in the leaks

Where did he go when he saw Arya killing wights on the battlement? Where the fuck did he fall back to when that place got swarmed?

>Its really weird that Sandor tells her that when she's been shown in the show to be a godlike killer with a massive killcount
It makes her killing the Night King even worse, somehow. I really liked that scene, and it would've worked if she was in King's Landing with Sandor after killing the Freys. Sandor saving her from the road he's on. But in the show she has killed quite possibly the single most dangerous entity in the setting.

FINISH THE BOOKS YOU FAT HACK NOBODY CARES ABOUT FIRE AND BLOOD

He'll go back and mercy kill her and then probably himself

why didn't the kings landers simply shoot the enemy army with the ballistas?
they are literally in range

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He was gonna smuggle cersei and jaime away with the dwarf, probably waiting at the boat.

On foot. He knows the secret ways around those cliffs like no one else.

he used his jetpack

With a second boat that he tied the boat he brought to the alcove to

Unless she was sat on my face and peed a little during the fart while sat on my face
No

Why did he choose to write yet another goddamn book? He farted around for most of A Dance With Dragons with next to no progression, and introduced a bunch of shit and side characters that's probably never going to pay off.

I’ll admit it, I haven’t read the books. Should I? Or is it literally the same story through season 4

He'll be too busy confronting his demons with S T O N E H E A R T K I N O

>Arya finally learns to give up on her quest for revenge

Seems like they subverted your expectations

Wet describes solid objects with significant moisture on it's surface

yeah its from the trailer of the new movie.

WHY IS DAVOS EVEN STILL AROUND
STANNIS IS DEAD AND THE APOCALYPSE IS OVER
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES WHO SITS ON THE IRON THRONE MAKE TO HIM
HE HAS A QT PLUMP WIFE BACK HOME WHO HASN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bran becomes king according to the leaks

She burned thousands of soldiers alive 7 episodes ago

and?

>ywn be bran watching all the raep 24/7 for all eternity
why even live brehs?

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I bet a lot of podcasters/theorists/writers feel that way.

The clicks and viewership train is about to end, mates. Time to get a real job.

>ORANGE MAN BAD
>KIDDY DIDDLER GOOD
>BUY MY PREQUEL BOOK GOYIM

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Only if she gets off her dragon, positions her tush on Jon’s face and says “Dracarys”

> "a page from Europe"
You mean the US? I had never seen so many blacks in a city until I went to America.

haha, well said, fellow centipede
high five

still alive in the books

>the long night lasted one night
>nights get shorter closer to winter
>the long night was the shortest night ever depicted in the show

SUBVERTED

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Reminder that GRRM actively working on the GOT spinoffs is killing ANY chance the books are ever finished.

Why? First of all, the Fat Man lives in New Mexico. So for any meetings about the shows, he has to fly out to LA.

Second, he does not write anywhere but in front of his old desktop computer at home. No writing on a laptop on a plane or in a hotel room. Any travel time is dead time in terms of writing.

And finally, developing TV series is 1% any actual writing, and 99% having meetings with executives and producers. So if there are 3 proposed spinoffs that are in active development, that is a lot of fucking trips to LA.

When you add in the regular travelling he does, the number of days he's going to spend at home in 2019 in front of a screen is going to be minuscule and half of those days will overlap with NFL season so nothing will get done anyway.

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nevermind i misread as just "sansa becomes queen"

>out on the town with the lads

Seasons 1-3 were pretty accurate, 4 was where things started to change.
The entire last two books were pretty much skipped over by the show, or it was lazily half-adapted (like Dorne and the Ironborn)
They're pretty good but there's really no reason to read them if the fat fuck isn't gonna bother finishing

Was our lad the eternal soldier enjoying himself in KL?

>NK dies in a big anticlimax, turns out to be side plot
>Oh well I guess cersei will be the big villain after all
>Or not, maybe she just gets squashed by some bricks

Why are you so disconnected from reality?

I would let them do whatever the fuck they wanted with the show and pay for HBO for the rest of my life if we had gotten a solid 10 minutes of Sansa getting raped

alive in the books

We saw the boat tho. Only Euron was there. Did he kill Davos?

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>GRRM actively working on the GOT spinoffs
source for this

Why is chaosh a ladder?

>I’ll admit it, I haven’t read the books. Should I?

if you think the more she drank the more shat is a good ending sure.

>Joe "hair-sniffing, baby-crotch-grabbing, creepy-fucking-pervert" Biden
>good candidate
What the fuck is wrong with GRRM?

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>>nights get shorter closer to winter
lol wut

why is he flying to LA? isn't HBO in NY?

Reminder that GRRM still uses a word processor in DOS and types with one finger.

forgot pic

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>Try. If not for yourself, if not for her, then for every one of the million people in that city, innocent or otherwise.
>To be honest, I never really cared much for them.
It's simple logic. If Jaime killed the Mad King for trying to set the city on fire, he either did it to save his father and his father's men, the people of king's Landing or both. If he doesn't care for the innocent peasants, the only option left is protecting his father and lannister troops

He's a basic boomer, can't expect much of him.

No fucking way I'm buying TWOW, then.

What would have happened if it rained? Like proper torrential rain

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:(

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Why didn't they use the archers when the two groups were parleying? Cersei could've ended the war right there.

Where do I get the audio books?
I need something to listen to when I play video games.

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you think she still had her hymen intact after the hound cunt punted her?

hes an old hippy

>GO GO, FOLLOW YOUR COMMANDER
>WE MAY AS WELL BE TAKING SHITS BACK HERE
>FOLLLLLLOOOOOW

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>implying the books will ever be done

Cersei kind of forgot that Dany was her enemy

>playing videogames whilst listening to the books
why would you do this

I'm pretty convinced by the theory that Aegon will fuck up King's Landing before Cersei can be properly punished and she'll either die or flee.

>But maybe some of you should pick up a copy of FIRE & BLOOD and come up with your own theories.
Oh yeah I forgot GRRM is 25% Jewish

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His own blog? He's been posting updates about them for literally years.

>used up roastie gets turned down for sex
>becomes a dumb vindictive bitch
>unironically saying she's /ourgirl/
I expected more out of you guys.

he died i the long night though

>willingly fucking your aunt

And yes Jon’s a Targ, but he wasn’t raised as one

if you unrolled a wheel it would be a ladder

I'm playing relaxing stuff that barely requires my attention, like mmo's.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Boomers need to die already. Day of the pillow when?

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I'd honestly still like that. They were perfectly fine and happy until other people got involved in using them or their secrets to split them up. Fucking off and letting people have the kingdoms and power they so desired and betrayed them over would be best for all involved.

I think they're worth reading, sure they're not great literature by any means but they're far more substantial than generic New York Times bestseller of the week

Also season 4 is where things begin to diverge quite drastically, season 5 and onwards almost feels like a completely different story

>He's not voting for Bernie.
Unbased and corporatecuckpilled.

>trusting a boomer to come through
it never happens.

based, would marry in an instant

Oh fucking shit I was too shit faced to catch that line. What a fucking atrocity.

Source?

wasn't there, that guy that people are mistaking him for is ginger but eternal /got/ soldier has brown beard, not red

odd reply, i feel pretty grounded in reality actually. i asked a reasonable question

what is Joe Biden's tax policy?

>Starks looks down on fucking relatives
Fuck off showfag, Starks have married uncles before and Ironborn have no problem with it either for example

They've got offices on both coasts (they bought a new West Coast one last month) and if they're working out of NY for the spinoffs that's an even longer flight.

that was a brazilian extra who played a Dothraki
same nose, so that might have caused confusion

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is he one of the twenty good men?

why else was he in stannis' camp?

He's a democrat hack

I know spinoffs have been in the work, but it's the actively involved part I'd like a source on. Specifically, how actively involved his he? Is he just okaying stuff or literally writing the show?

google.com/amp/s/www.timesofisrael.com/game-of-thrones-creator-george-r-r-martin-discovers-hes-a-quarter-jewish/amp/

Join the coalition brother, together we will sack D&D's careers or die in the attempt

Daily reminder Dany will send a raven to make Sansa come to King's Landing to bend the knee, she will refuse, then Dany will tell Jon Sansa's a traitor and there Jon will do the deed.

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it is confirmed he is WRITTING the long night prequel alongside another woman

What city did you go to? Blacks basically rule Houston, D.C., Atlanta, and Detroit. Any other major city should be a "melting pot" of "cultures" (aka the browning)

Why does he watch the NFL when the NY Giants suck ass?

He was in the episode, or at least eh's credited as being in the episode
imdb.com/name/nm8256997/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t44

>Ironborn have no problem with it either
Not even thick as a castle wall Victarion wanted to share power with his niece.

>make Sansa bend the knee
>when Jon's already bent the knee and been made Warden
What did user or D&D mean by this

...

It makes sense when you take into account how perverted the author is. Just ready any of the books.

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No thats just hbo fanfiction.

The assumption contained in it is idiotic.

>gets erection thinking about it
Yeah sure. And it was Aeron's idea too

Jon needs something for him to do it, makes more sense if Dany threatens to burn Salsa alive.

>pretty sure that Joe hasn't even announced any kind of policy position, much less tax plan
>I do my due diligence and google "Joe Biden website" to make sure I'm not talking out of my ass
>mfw this is the first thing that pops up

>joebiden.info/

2020 is gonna be a fun year

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Dany was down 2 fuck too. Didnt mean she wanted to marry Jon and share power.

>Redemption arc means that he has to forget about the women he loves

> uses him while she fucks everyone else under the sun
> also, his sister

Redemption arc means he stops being an incestuous cuck. The only other woman he's fucked was Brienne last episode. Meanwhile Cersei has been getting her vitals rearranged by Bobby B, her cousin, and now Captain Jack Euron.

Boston, Tennessee, various small towns in Florida. The only places where I saw white people in the same proportion as where I live was in the Appalachians. The idea that Europe is swarming with blacks/browns while the US isn't is a joke; the stats are all clear as day.

FICTION MUST HAVE NARRATIVES THAT REINFORCE MY WORLDVIEW. EVERYTHING IN FICTION IS A DIRECT ANALOGY TO MY LIFE.

God I wish Tolkien would rise from his grave and smite all thots who can only think in analogy.

I thought she got raped a little in Season 3 or whatever?

He won't even give a deadline. What in seven hells is his problem?

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This. I feel like what Daenarys did makes sense. She was getting paranoid about everyone around her betraying her, liking Jon better, and she had already done something that the majority of her advisors actively attempted to talk her out of, to the point that Varys even betrayed her and attempted to have her killed. What guarantee would she have that her method of getting her on that throne wouldn't have caused enough shit that the majority of the nobles as well as possibly half her advisors would conspire to put Jon on the throne instead? Ruling with fear would probably be, in her paranoid mind, the last security net she could get in a foreign land where everyone hates her and loves her nephew, who just so happens to be the true heir, and even capable of riding and handling the one remaining thing that makes her the ruler, her dragon, now that she isn't even the true heir anymore.

There's also the fact that she's been aiming to take Kings Landing for almost her entire adult life, and finally realizing she's got it. After all those years of sacrificing people she held dear, and being told she was the chosen one, hatching three dragons and surviving fires making an entire people worship her as some sort of Goddess, and then arriving at Westeros only to have two of her three dragons killed, and find that the man she loves turns out to be her nephew and the true heir to the Iron Throne. Her whole world is crumbling apart. While the books would definitely have a much slower build-up, I feel like it makes sense. GURM has been setting her up to be a Sauron-like character for all these years, bringing a Dothraki horde through Kings Landing and burning its entire population is consistent with his statements about fantasy.

I would raise C.S. Lewis to smite him back.

>best way to make alliances is marriage
>completely forgets about using marriage for alliances when North doesn't want to accept the kneeling
>doesn't bring up marriage to handle separate claims even though in her own family history they've done that before or had to go to war over not doing it
What did the writers mean Dany to mean by this

Well he's not gonna say otherwise if he does have an agreement

I would raise Robert E Howard for dying at 30 like I want to

>mfw another 2 years of hieghtened politcal bullshit ruining the website

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you are dead ned

i really want rickon and shaggydog to live a long happy life

The site's already dead. Doesn't fucking matter anymore.

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Successful artists are such entitled fucks. The fat fuck would be outraged if McDonald's said "You won't care how long it takes for us to make your burger. All that matters is that it's good when it's done!"

>Her whole world is crumbling apart.

I'm gonna have to stop you right there, chief. The city surrendered. Her dreams were realized. Varys betrayed her because she was starting to act crazy. People find Jon more likable because he acts like a normal dude and not like a stuck up bitch. So what does she do? Murders everyone.

Makes perfect sense.

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