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1st for Dany did nothing wrong
>BRAN'S WEIRWOOD HISTORY, BRAN'S WEIRWOOD HISTORY
What number is it now?
FUCK ME RIGHT HERE AND NOW JON OR I BURN EVERY LAST CHILD ALIVE
Reminder Robert Baratheon was right about literally everything
This. She DESERVES her nephew's dick.
This is why I wanted the Dothraki to die, Khaleesi. We should have put all of them at the front of the army, every single one we had, no one left in the reserve. I should have led their entire population into the undead horde myself, to make sure they stopped the dead, or died trying. Using only half of them was a mistake, one that Westeros is now paying dearly.
>Jorah looks directly at the camera
There is a danger to Westeros far greater than the White Walkers or the dead men, and we have a responsibility to protect our lands from those that would ruin them. The knights of old called it "The Andal's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the Westerosi to protect their people. We have obviously failed in our duty: King's Landing burns as the horde of savages tears down our homes, kills our men, rapes our women, enslaves our children. After the battle ended, Jon should have rounded up all the foreign savages that sow disorder and fear, and put them to the sword. The Dothraki have never been compatible with our lands: they have always been rapists, thieves, pillagers, murderers... We cannot civilize them, so they must die in battle or they shall dangle from the nearest weirwood tree. I will see every single Dothraki in King's Landing dead by the end of the season, and may my corpse rise and rape Daenerys Targaryen if I'm wrong. May the Seven bless the Westerosi Preservation Party.
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
GODS I WAS RIGHT THEN
Show died with Stannis, everything after this is fanfiction.
>arya kills dany and wounds jon for standing in her way
>bronn kills the dragon
>bran appears out of the shadows in the throne room
>weird magic walk towards the throne
>slowly turns more blue and eventually into the night king
>raises all of kings landing, giving him an army of millions of undead
>humanity loses because of their own stupidity
>something clever about a long night is said by bran
>camera zooms out while everyone is slowly ripped apart by undead to some dark music
Kit Harrington (Jon) said in an interview filming that shot where Dany looks at King's Landing from the dragon was an absolute nightmare to shoot, since Emilia Clarke couldn't comprehend the scene
Apparently Emilia started freaking out, since they kept telling her to look at the city with a sense of bewilderment and anger, but in reality there was no city there, just a greenscreen. She started flipping her shit because she couldn't understand that there'd be a CGI city in front of her.
Eventually they just gave up and told her to make that same expression she's been doing since the start of the series while they finished the shot. Kit said that it took like an hour too film that two minute shot because Emilia was so fucking terrible.
>this is 10/10 in bongland
he point of this series is that the pursuit of absolute power will corrupt all. Last night showed the human impact of war, thousands of innocents fucking slaughtered.
What did the normie faggots expect? Dany to win with 0 civilian casualties and just rule the world happily ever after? Yes, they could have built up to it more but there have been heavy hints if you've been paying attention and not watching like a 12-year-old girl.
Last season when Jamie tried to kill her, that was the moment I realised and the moment others should have too. He killed one mad king to save millions and he was about to do it again. Thousands of men with families burnt alive that day but because it was muh nasty bad guy Lannisters the normies whooped and cheered the slaughter.
Maybe now they will see it's not a story of good vs evil.
>the mountain was harder to kill then NK
NOT A SINGLE SCENE BETWEEN JON AND DANY WHERE THEY EXPLAIN WHY THEY WILL NOT MARRY EVEN BEFORE THIS SHIT HAPPENED
ONLY VARYS LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA BRINGS IT UP AND SHOOTS IT DOWN FOR NO REASON "MUH CONTROL"
YOU WANT TO SEE JONS REACTION TO LEARNING HIS WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE? YOU WANT TO SEE HOW SANSA OR ARYA REACT TO JON NOT BEING A BASTARD BROTHER BUT A FUCKING PRINCE
FUCK YOU NIGGERBOY THE AUDIENCE KNOWS SO WHY WASTE TIME ON THAT SHIT
WE NEED 20 MINUTES OF ARYA DOING NOTHING IN KINGS LANDING
FUCK YOU 2 BOMBS NOT ENOUGH GOOKCUNT
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape.
friendly reminder: this was brans vision
he could have prevented it but instead he decided to watch another replay of the sansa rape
he is the true villain
why'd they waste the potential of Jaime
whyh
So was he
More wine your grace?
Which character has an n-word pass?
Dare I say... best villain?
Is it time to apologise to D&D? That was a beautiful episode.
>dany proved to be a mad fat loon
>all dark people proved to be savages
The rape, Sansa.
You looked so beautiful
KINDA FORGOT
Reminder ALL OF THIS NEVER HAPPENED
Cersei killed Dany, Drogon, Tyrion last episode
>First episode is called "Winter is Coming"
>These is also the motto of the main house we follow
>Hear again and again about how horrible winters are
>In the entire show we get 2 episodes of one moderately bad snow storm
>This actually came before winter was actually declared, since then we got one house of frozen starved peasants, everyone else was fine
Winter was the biggest fucking letdown of all. In fact the entire concept of uneven seasons was irrelevant and never played a major role.
Part of the problem here is the audience judging the characters by contemporary liberal-democratic norms,*sniff* but the more serious problem is that, although, as fans like to remind us, the show is set in a pre-modern world of violence,*sniff* hierarchy and pervasive gender inequality, all the characters have the mores of contemporary bourgeois liberals,*sniff* either way we must content ourselves with the fact that Stannis is the true king of the seven kingdoms, Stannis,*sniff* so on and so on *sniff* etc etc
normies and wikifags genuinely thought this series was going to end with Jon have a lightsaber fight with the Nightking and then he and Dany righteously conquer King's Landing, get married, and then rule forever as the good king and queen
They completely misread the series even though it's been screaming since day 1 that monarchies are evil, prophecies don't mean shit and the common people suffer when the nobles play the Game of Thrones
maegor the cruel would be proud
Tormund
wildlings have been consistently treated as the niggers of planetos, even moreso than the dothraki and the ironborn
rawr oh wow go go gadget flamethrower shoot shoot
2% horror. I'm shook 2 my core
Why would you waste your life on a fucking TV show?
>Dothraki charging into city after Golden Jobbers scene.
>Cutting down lannister soldiers like a knife through butter
REMEMBER
WHEN
DOTHRAKI SWORDS COULDN'T CUT THROUGH PLATE ARMOUR?
AMIRITE???
N + A = J
I want to fuck S1 Lancel's mouth so fucking badly
Qyburn>>>>>> children of the forest
haha, fuck
>Tfw you burned the mad queens fleet 3 times.
>You killed the kinslayers of dorne who murdered the princess of the Iron Throne.
>You killed a dragon saving thousands more from being burned alive.
The Ironborn will know be known throughout westeros as brave and noble defenders of the people and Euron Greyjoy was the finest of them all.
post yfw bobby was right the whole time
>or Bernie supporters
huh
Is he right?
Has the Fatman himself talked about this shitshow of a finale yet?
Or is he in the bunker with D&D?
King's Landing back when Joffers was alive was so fucking comfy. I miss the show from that time.
Holy FUCK I want to FUCK seething Dany. Jesus FUCKING christ.
Jack Gleeson played a really good little fuck desu
white walker enhanced
>white women
Bran is the Dr. Manhattan of got. He could solve any problem but he just cannot be assed
>killing the scum who laughed and mocked ned
good population control -100k smallfolk
This. It's all I was thinking about the whole episode.
Thought she was aussie
i hate the episode and the writing but i'm thankful that it made type like these seethe and call a suicide prevention hotline
Pure evil Dresden Dany best waifu.
Ghengis Khan
pretty good
based and Star(k)pilled
The number of guys burned in kings landing
despite the ending of his Magnus Opus being finally revealed after more than 20 years, George has been extremely quiet on social media about it, it's like he's hardly aware it's going on, or is choosing to ignore it
Jon is 100% gay.
>Dothraki charge at Strickland but ride past and don't kill him
>Is killed right after by the Unsullied who are keeping pace with horses ?????????????????
Who wrote this shit?
Very good explanation bro.
who are you? do you even have a name? what is the reason you beheaded this innocent man?
This is not believable. Emilia is a much MUCH better actor than Kit "talking with a brummy accent" Harrington.
DO IT FOR THE QUADS
You fags are never getting that fic
>mommy why was i named after a fictional war criminal
reminder that /r/freefolk literally had a phone number for a suicide prevention hotline on its front page during last night's episode
It lives in my heart
>Dabid went with the book ending after not using the book material leading up to it
That's what everyone has been saying for weeks
DO'ER AGAIN BOMBER DANY!!!
>tfw there are actually people out there who called suicide prevention hotlines over this
Kek imagine being on the other end.
yes
>a decade of my life was wasted
I don't care about Dany but I agree about this.
He remembered the angry words they had exchanged when Tywin Lannister had presented Robert with the corpses of Rhaegar's wife and children as a token of fealty. Ned had named that murder; Robert called it war. When he had protested that the young prince and princess were no more than babes, his new-made king had replied, "I see no babes. Only dragonspawn."
WHERE DID THESE DOTHRAKI COME FROM?
>female leader
>emotional insane mess
What did george mean by this?
>proving that uncivilized outsiders like dothraki have no code of honor and cant be brought to civilized regions like westeros
>proving that no matter how well disciplined nogs are (unsullied), they will chimp out, riot and destroy everything arround them
>proving that women are overemotional, unstable and incapable of being competent leaders
>proving that white knights like jon enable the destruction of civilization
>proving the importance of mental health, genetics and blame on all people who enable mentally ill people to create his own vision of the world
where were you when D&D saved GoT and hit people with a hammer of cognitive dissonance on a level so far away we couldnt believe it was possible?
Yes
i'm not PASSED THE WALL
I HAVEN'T HIT THE WLAL
I'M NOT A FEMCEL!!!
nth for Stannis
Based friendzone guy
>Posted by an upper-middle-class to upper-class upscale white woman
Every time.
Dany did nothing wrong
>manifest density
slipped a fat joke in there, nice one bud
I have no idea who it is but it looks like a bong show because they always just have people randomly standing in the middle of their studios instead of having a couch or something for guests so I just thought that person was a bong.
>Lannisters surrender
>Unsullied and Dothraki chimp out
>the Northmen, despite being under Jon's leadership, decide to follow them in rape and murder and destruction, instead of holding back, or even turning against the foreigners
what the fuck?
>kingdoms run smoothy for generations
>3 white women fuck it up in 5 episodes because of their jealousy.
How the fuck did Davos fucking Seaworth survive until the final ep?
>Kingslayer (Balon)
>Kinslayer (also Balon)
>Snakeslayer (Obara and Nymeria)
>Queenlayer (Cersei)
>Dragonslayer (Rhaegal)
>Kingslayerslayer (Jaime)
Can anyone match this record?
Lyanna would never reject chad Cavill as Robert.
>Bernie supporters
Isn’t he the great leader of peace to these people? He wants “free” college and for no one to be rich
Completely. This would have been top tier kino if they hadn’t botched the presentation
Never thought GoT would be the one to deliver femcel kino
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Game of Thrones continues to be a popular source of parental inspiration, according to the latest list of the most popular baby names in England and Wales.
A record 76 baby girls were called Khaleesi in 2017, the title enjoyed by Emilia Clarke's dragon-raising would-be queen in the award-winning fantasy TV and book series.
Three more children were called Daenarys,
>good little fuck
>Cersei: I WILL JUST STAND HERE THE WHOLE EPISODE AND DO NOTHING
i like the variation, well done
They still blame him for Hilary losing because people liked him more than her and he's a white male
>that 14 years old kid who killed himself because Uchiha from Naruto died
It's like those femnazis have mentality of literal children. And this is RL not some fiction world
>my favorite character is STRONGEST
As soon as Dany started torching everyone all bets were off. One man can't keep control of an entire army.
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he had nothing to do with Cersei's death
DOTHRAKI HORDES IN A NARROW STREET
>Brienne
Of all the characters they could possibly choose
>Dany's gonna get the Khalasar and Unsullied all riled about freeing all slaves everywhere
>gets killed
>all the Dothraki and Unsullied just peacefully leave to go sack cities with no idea how to rule, maintain or foster peace and democracy
What's George getting at here?
>the RED KEEP IS INVINCIBLE!
>your grace there's a literal dragon in front of you decimating buildings
>WE WILL STAY IN THE RED KEEP
>your gra-
>THE RED KEEP HAS NEVER FALLEN
>THE WALLS WILL KEEP OUT THE INVADERS
>WE NEED AN ETHNO-STATE
D&d are forcing politics into everything
100% right but non book readers won't get it and i don't blame them
>North'men'
>naming your child after a fucking TV show character
>naming them after a title a character has in a TV show, not an actual name
this
Learn to read please.
KL deserves to burn
>tfw no Victarion on the Cedar Isle
>tfw no Barristan at the siege of Meereen
>tfw no Davos on Skagos
>tfw no Dany's battles of Volantis and Pentos
>tfw no Aegon and Connington's invasion of the Stormlands
>tfw no Euron battle of blood in the Redwyne strait and sacking of Oldtown
>tfw no Stannis' Night Lamp trick in the battle on the ice
>tfw no going further into the Lands of Always Winter
/got/....i dreamed i was old.
>you will never be abducted by the children of the forest and held as their breeding slave
>DA NORF REMUMBUHS!!!
That's the actual excuse people were using to justify their behaviour.
When did normies suddenly go from Starks to Boltons?
I guess D&D are based after all
THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
>entire show is about rape, torture and war
>GASP it was mens viewpoint all along
Literal hero of the commenor
Well your little analysis of the scene sure escalated quickly.
So what exactly was her reason for the massacre again?
according to Dunken & Donuts, it was Cersei hiding in Red Keep that made the whole thing "personal for her".
He's probably right but I remember books very vague
kek the mountains actor is like "what a bitch"
is he right bros?
>the whole episode
She pretty much just stared down from a balcony this entire season.
You will never have sex you fucking incel
Who's that goddess?
god, imagine how good it would have been if d&d decided to show book dany sooner
She's literally showing us why women can't be trusted. If you get a mental breakdown over this, then yes you are insane.
>you now realize there are "people" out there that named their kid Daenerys/Khaleesi
Who the fuck even cares what happens anymore
that's the only way to make Jon the king of westeros
So, does Jon kills her and dies, turns 1000th Lord Commander of NW or becomes king?
The British Army during the Napoleonic Wars (~1810) had to threaten its troops with execution to prevent the sack of a fallen city, and even they couldn't do it, despite being far better-disciplined than just about any medieval army.
You have to understand that breaking into a city was like a golden ticket to steal whatever you wanted and fuck whoever you wanted for these guys. These aren't 21st-century soldiers in A-list armies, they're people living in a world where life is short, brutal and cheap.
That’s even more sad considering the original versions of these characters were complex, well-written, and 3-dimensional. They turned Sansa into some autistic genius who never does anything smart, when in the books she’s a scared but resilient girl who fucks up from time to time but has grown as a person. Dany could have been one of the most sympathetic female villains in recent memory, but they want their yaaaas queen cardboard cutout instead. Cersei isn’t even a character anymore, and Missandei is a step above extra.
Anyone else thinks the title of this episode is stupid? "The Bells"?
Why not name it something like "Coin Toss" since they've already mentioned numerous times that when a targaryen is born the gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath. Now that Dany totally lost it I guess her coin fell on the wrong side in the end.
lestandandwatchitburn women
itt cersi was just a shook bitch
TURN
>according to Dunken & Donuts, it was Cersei hiding in Red Keep that made the whole thing "personal for her".
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>Reddit LITERALLY on suicide watch
>When did normies suddenly go from Starks to Boltons?
When Salad Lannistark-bolton became the smartest person in westeros
>Bullshit from BTS being used to explain the blackhole of logic D&D are peddling
What's the episode's rating if Jon and Dany were swapped
>go watch good movies if you want to see good movies
Yeah, I guess.
he is unironically right
he gets to enjoy the show and smile and nod at everything that happens. the fact he turned his brain off lets him enjoy the show no matter what happens
it's us, the retards who think, that hate it
The rape, Sana
Sansa
She knew she would never be loved so she chose to be feared.
This would unironically save the show.
Rate my /got/
>declaring no quarter is bad
Anybody has the source of said interview ?
named my kid Cersei halfway through the first episode; boy was there egg on my face!
guys what about winter
it should last a couple of years right?
>I-IS IT OVER?
reminder the people of Westeros are trash and deserved it
>prophecies don't mean shit
MUH EYE COLORZ U WILL KILL THE NIGHT KING
Remember when the Dothraki horde got merked by the whitewalkers at Winterfell?
fucking adult children i swear
>citizen kane
>flawless character development
Oh I'm laughing
What fucking retards lmao
I'm glad I named my kids Stannis, Victarion and Night King
It was titled 'Queen of Ashes' where I watched it, I thought that was the real name.
mommy
>guys what about winter
Hasn't been winter since season 5. It's spring now.
>Darkstar is the new prince of Dorne
The only way the show can be saved. At least I would smirk a little.
What was she listening to in this scene?
how new are you?
named my kid samwell and i gotta say im pretty chuffed with my choice!
Wasn't it meant to be called A Song of Ice and Fire?
Is the last episode still called A Dream of Spring?
And that's all, folks
Who is dis
>tfw you genocide an entire city because your nephew won't fuck you
i gotta say i really like how they wrote women this accurately
*cough*
>blonde haired
>blue eyed
>believes in the absolute authority of the State, centered around a single remarkable individual
>product of impeccable genetic purity
>highly militaristic, determined to invade and subjugate "lesser" peoples to secure the dominance of her own "superior" blood
>immediately executes those who refuse to bend the knee
And some are still surprised she put 300,000 men, women, and children in the oven. LEL!
>Or Bernie supporters
Is Neo-lib propaganda really this powerful?
Only 1 episode left for Jon's resurrection to matter.
Only 1 episode left for Bran's time travel powers to matter.
adding all this shit into the books is the main reason GRRM is never gonna be able to finish them
I don't think that Jamie's character was ruined by him meeting up with Cercei, rather it was ruined when he fucked Brienne. After all, Jamie only left her at the end of last season and it does take a while to get over the love of your life. Some characters ultimately fail despite their best efforts, although I did think the way it was written was poor.
>there is at least one person who killed themselves because something bad happened to Dany
Faith in D&D: Restored
Bad poosey/10
God she looks so thirsty
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Dany seems like the basic bitch emo type
Satisfying read, delicious tears
This is all in Bran's head. Show didn't exist. HBO burns all the copies.
Funny thing is, I read it as Queenslayer like the other guy but I still got what you were getting at, I just interpreting "slaying" Cersei a bit differently, if you catch my drift.
>naming your child after the fat man's self insert
PINK
That literally meant nothing, Melisandre was telling Arya what she needed to hear in that moment so she could kick ass
Melisandre learns from her experience with Stannis that prophecies themselves are meaningless, only the effect their interpretations have, so she twists old words a bit to get Arya to do what she needs to
what do the various religions say about the after life?
UHM
SORRY
HAVE
SEX
SWEATY
>if stannis was king he would be the best ruler the kingdoms had seen in a hundred years
Mance Rayder knew
thats also a good title
idk about next episode
>While the Mountain kinda forgot about serving Qyburn
He is right about the part that I hate theme park rides
Damn that thumbnail literally looks like a statue of medusa
fucking Brienne made him realize how good he had it with Cersei, so he snuck into KL for a crumb of pusy
do it again Burner Daenarys
>named my kid missandei
>dies in the show
Fuck...
>Rating the episode 1
t.edgelord
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>1
Seething femcel
>A council gets formed to decide who the King should be. Tyrion gives a speech and everyone votes on Bran to become King. The end.
>In the epilogue, Jon takes the black again for killing Dany. Arya leaves. Sansa rules the North. Bran oversees his council of Tyrion, Davos, Sam, and Bronn.
How is Bran qualified to be king if he's not qualified to be Lord of Winterfell? How is this council going to work if Bran will have no troops to hold or enforce his rule? Why would other kingdoms wanna follow him if he can't make them? Why would all these feudal Lords suddenly believe in this democracy where anyone can just throw their name in for contention where previous Grand Council chose amongst members of the Targ family? How are Sam and Bronn qualified to run anything? Why would Dorne not use this opportunity to use their troops who haven't joined any war, to attack and seize the Reach or Stormlands with no opposition now?Why would other Lords believe in this system if three of the other kingdoms will be voting for their own blood (Vale, Riverlands, North)? Who's keeping Yara to her promise not to pillage and rape anymore? Why doesn't any of this make sense?
>it says here you visited the night of sansa's rape 356 times in the last 92 days
>BRAN'S WEIRWOOD HISTORY
i did it for all of season 7 and 8
fuck d&d
why you SEETHING so much?
DRAGONS
AND
ZOMBIES
INCEL
How will Preston's autism handle this episode?
>named my kid greyworm
>now he wants to cut his dick off and become a tranny
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
The Mountain and the Hound met last season. And the Mountain showed zero recognition of the Hound, he acted just like a mindless automaton. But now suddenly he has personality again and wants to fight his brother?
Ratings would've plummeted. Unfortunately, due to the largely left-wing nature of the audience they had to pull out the knife and make the stab at the last minute. Series would've been abandoned as "missoggynizzic" or whatever long ago had they cast the female "protagonist" in a bad light.
Is the alliance between Dany and the North literally the most useless thing that happened?
Dany could obviously conquer KL with Drogon and a few dozen Unsullied, she didn't need the Northmen, not even the Dothraki.
If Dany hadn't offered help against the WWs, Jon wouldn't go on that retarded wight hunt and the Wall would never fall since NK would have no dragon, and the Horn of Winter does not exist in the show.
This alliance is literally the worst and most useless thing to happen in the history of the show.
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At least one good thing came out of season 8. Look at these normie tears. So fucking sweet
>not naming your kid stannis regardless of gender
That would give away the finale writing process.
how do you go from THIS...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, I CANT EVEN ESCAPE GAME OF THRONES ON MY PHONE FUCKING APPLE SENDING ME BREAKING NEWS ABOUT GAME OF THRONES
>How will Preston's autism handle this episode?
I don't know, but The Dragon Demands took it pretty well because he said he didn't except anything from the show anymore.
what do you mean?
>>In the epilogue,
lol why do people keep posting this? jfc they arent going to have a seen after the closing credits
R'hllor: there is no afterlife, just darkness. protecting the light of life is the most important duty there is
Drowned God: Underwater valhalla, where warriors eat and feast and celebrate in the watery halls where mermaids attend to their every whim
Faith of the Seven: There are Seven Heavens and Seven Hells
Old Gods: Spirits connected to the Weirwood trees, become part of nature
>But now suddenly he has personality again and wants to fight his brother?
The Mountain kinda forgot about serving Qyburn.
NED
Wait, so what was the point of the golden company?
He was inspired by real world history.
Why didn't Bran warg into Drogon?
Based incel
>R'hllor: there is no afterlife, just darkness. protecting the light of life is the most important duty there is
This is what I believe IRL
you can turn that off retard
>How are Sam and Bronn qualified to run anything?
D&D have literally no concept of succession. In their universe there are no minor lords, being the 'Lord' of something just means you have 100% control over everyone in your land.
That's why a prostitute could murder the Lord of Dorne and his heir then seize control of the army.
So titles can easily be handed out among the main characters like candy. And it's not like they can go to anyone else because they never bothered to introduce ANY minor characters who could rule.
The Dabidverse is insanely small, it's literally just Winterfell and King's landing connected by a corridor. And the only people living there are the main cast and a few extras.
Plus solders like these are paid in rape.
but why the civilians' massacre?
She didn't do that anywhere else, thou she faced the same circumstances
>wtf i’m getting entertainment news on my news app.
You can and should disable that.
> Implying that there hasn't been any even more ridiculous stories on how shows/movies were shot
THICC CHICC MAKE MI STICC DICC GROW BIC QUICC
But M-My Queen I cannot you are my aunt.
>needing e-celebs to tell you what you thought about a show
I miss him
For Cersei (and the audience) to have false reassurance to think they have a chance before they get BTFO and the battle turns into a complete one-sided slaughter
Makes me wish someone would burn this shithole of a city
>Wait, so what was the point of the golden company?
While the Golden Company kinda forgot how to fight
>From ancient times there has been an unspoken rule that if the defenders of a city involved in a siege surrendered, averting the major battles and casualties that results from sieges and siege breaking, they would be treated relatively nicely.
>Gregor
I know they're propably not relared to GoT but imagine naming your kid after a rapist and a baby killer
The balls of their parents
I fucking hate sam so much, hes just a fat fucking little coward who gets away with everything
I know hes like that fat bastards self-insert but goggamn hes just the worst
>What did the normie faggots expect? Dany to win with 0 civilian casualties and just rule the world happily ever after?
I expected her to limit civilian casualties and conquer the city when they basically handed her the keys instead of going on a murder rampage where she's killing everyone but Cersei.
Her entire arc is basically "conquering is easy, ruling is hard" and she's been learning how to win over common people. And then she gets to her end goal and just straight up murders common people. She had that entire speech about "breaking the wheel" and then just ended up being Cersei 2.0. Trash writing.
He should actually like this episode because it's very in line with GRRM's style, which Preston should know since he read all of GRRM's books
fuck with bookfags one last time for old time's sake
>Confused by what Dany called Grey Worm
>Look it up
>"Torgo Nudho" is just "Grey Worm" in High Valyrian
>They pointlessly left it untranslated in the subtitles like some shitty fan sub trying to be pretentious
LITERAL anime tier.
bran will just look into the future to assassinate any dissenting voices with his teleporting assassin sister
chadcast is out
He did
>that video I saw with the theory Littlefinger was alive
God if fucking only.
it's literally a story about the actress who played Shae and a CGI boat but with some names swapped. how new are you?
>thou she faced the same circumstances
No she didn't. Westeros had no slaves for her to free, and Jon has the better claim to the throne than she does.
I FOUND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER
My Candidates for the Iron Throne
1. Renly
2. Stannis
3. The Actors from Arya's Bravos storyline
kek
An entire army of famous veteran mercenaries, whose only incentive is to be as pragmatic as possible in battle to both win and maximise their survival for their employer, stand outside the walls of the most heavily fortified city on the continent.
What city? Looks like a piece of shit. LA?
that girl also 1v1'd your cuckson in one of the first eps
>his best friend dies protecting him
>he survive because of plot armor
>Edd death was literally waste
>everything was with "comedy" atmosphere
Fuck this.
what would she have thought of danny destroying kings landing?
will bran make rape legal for his weird fetish he has? or does it have to be his sister
>Not naming all your kids stannis regardless of gender
post yfw culturally enriched prequel
probably be so mad she gets naked
who?
>Jon has the better claim to the throne than she does
I wondered what the fuck that was too. I just thought I was retarded and missed something. Thanks for answering my question without me even asking it.
ian mcshane is very odd looking
dracarys
You could atleast give the episode props for some nice visuals and effects, and some scenes were pretty kino, Tyrion and Jaime etc.
that outfit is so fucking hot.
Literally looks nothing like Robert would have looked.
i've never watched a show with writing so bad, that instead of feeling sympathy for the characters, i feel sympathy for the setpiece crews, makeup and clothing designers, who are clearly trying as best they can, only to watch these horrendously bad writers squander everything.
Imagine being so proud of that great dragon CGI or all those castle sets, and then you watch the actual episode and it's so fucking badly written that your hard work is in service of nothing, and everyone hates you now
>Bran's first act is reinstating the First Night
Say what you want about Missandei, but her last words signalling Dany to fuck up King's Landing was pretty based.
>He should actually like this episode because it's very in line with GRRM's style
Dany does not want to share power and Jon would default to defacto ruler
yeah i don't get why jon flipped on the banging part
War of the Five Kings ? Red Wedding ? Boltons ? Betrayal and no help for the NK ?
Why wouldn't they be mad at the fucks in Kings Landing? If anything they had a thousand more reasons than the Unsullied and Dothraki to vent hatred at KL.
The Norths forces are now under command of Daenerys. Only a couple of people are in his direct shouting range anyway. The Lannister Army re-arms themselves and start to fight back again.
she has been calling him that for years you idiot
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KIKE OF THRONES SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KIKE OF THRONES SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KIKE OF THRONES SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KIKE OF THRONES
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KIKE OF THRONES SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KIKE OF THRONES
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>Dany not knowing about Jamie being sett free by Tyion the second it happened.
>I'm the man who fucked the queen who killed the other man who also fucked the queen
BRAVO DABID
What happens when it does come out?. Do we discuss it here or on Yea Forums?. I think they'll throw us out of both
God i wanna bleach her even more
Seeing him on the floor swarmed by undead and then again in slow motion crying his eyes out was honestly the worst part of The Regular Night.
And running away after Edd dies saving him. Again.
Haha that be so gross
Bet shed start licking danys asshole aswell the weirdo haha
why even call him euron if he's just shittier victarion
I have it set to major breaking news only Incase of something big happening, game of thrones is not breaking news
Reminder that according to Dunken & Donut, Cersei hiding in Rek Keep, out of reach of Dany to kill her was her reason to massacre the civilians.
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2:43 onwards
>bronnlaughingonthekingscounsel.jpg
very clever
JON "I DONT WANT IT" SNOW
JON "I NEVER WANTED IT" SNOW
JON "THE KING WHO BENT THE KNEE" SNOW
FUCK
YOU
RETARD
"I've never known bells to mean surrender"
haha...
Has any character been character assassinated like Daenerys Targaryen? Why the FUCK does she start massacring her future subjects after they've surrendered? She's probably killed 50% of King's Landing.
>the most heavily fortified city on the continent.
That's not the Eyrie.
do you not think Dany's burning of King's Landing is gonna happen in the books? lol
Kek
stuff happens bro
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Rekt Keep*
I dont think Bran will do much ruling. Like Roberts time it will be up to cronies on the small council to run things only less fun and less competent.
>DREAM is not even begun
>Unironically using BTS to explain your glaring plotholes
Who hired these fucking niggers
Let me guess, your idea of "bad writing" is:
>Jaime had a tragic ending and that hurt my feefees
>WTF HOW DID DRAGONFIRE MAKE BUILDINGS EXPLODE?
>HOW DID EURON NOT HIT THE DRAGON???
>WTF *BELLS* MADE HER CRAZY
>WHY DIDN'T THE GOLDEN COMPANY JUST FIGHT INSIDE THE WALLS LMAO
Your trolling will be but tears in rain, faggot
>They make millions and millions of dollars every time a new Ice & Fire book comes out, as do I
ok no need to brag george
read the books
>ealize how good he had it with Cersei
Not a surprise. She's family. Nobody knows you better than your own family. Blood doesn't lie, so sex with Cersei was probably awesome because real and honest.
Fucking love this pasta lad, well played son.
Guys I would never want to doubt MULTIPLE Emmy Award winning writers like David and Dan.
But isn't waiting until the very last episode to reveal Stannis is alive cutting it too close? I mean sure, that maximizes the shock and it'll be great to see him win the Iron Throne once and for all, but don't we need a denouement period of him bringing justice and peace to all of Westeros as well? That feels too important to just cram in a 20 minute epilogue at the end.
things like that have happened in basically every single war in history... the northerners were shown in s2 to be not much different than the lannisters in terms of brutality. remember that scene where brienne stumbles on those strung up girls? northerners did that. how many times does this show have to drill this shit into you for you to understand that people are savages when it comes to this shit
Your little social justice bitch is nothing more than she's ever been, a self-interested and self-aggrandizing noble who views all the peasants of Westeros as her rightful property. The inhabitants of Kings Landing "betrayed" her and the Targayen family, at least in her mind, by staying loyal to Cersei among other "false" pretenders. That's treason. If she's not feeling particularly magnanimous that day, why wouldn't she kill them all?
>b-because s-s-s-he's ss-s-s-spossed to be a loving caring EARTH MOTHER dfeeting the evil men & rich people!!!
Nope. Nowhere was this ever suggested. Ever. She's literally killed tens of thousands of innocents already directly and indirectly to get to the Iron Throne. Human life is of lesser value to her than her own pleasure and ambition.
The three dragons alone should have been enough to win any battle on land or sea and in GoT proper the whole Cersei/Euron plot would be over by E3 of S7 because destroying the Red Keep does not mean torching the whole KL, the whole premise upon which the last 2 seasons are built is like sand and thats why they never had a chance of standing in the first place
>he doesn't know the extent of Dabid's hackery
If you read their scripts half the exposition the audience needs to know is in the SCENE DESCRIPTION. The actors have it there but are having to portray vital information to the audience through simply emoting.
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
what did he predict? i only remember him saying that the targaryen child needs to die
I thought the existence of the Night King (and the Others) was the cause of uneven weather. They essentially solved their regional weather problems by killing him. Maybe I'm missing something.
>OBVIOUSLY I haven't written shit
>WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED why do you expect me to work
Fat fucking retard, thank fuck DnD delivered the femcel kino
Would you dick Dany to prevent King's Landing from burning?
The only real, genuine flaw in the Long Night is the plot armor of its characters
Like it's embarrassing that in one shot the army of the dead is portrayed as an unstoppable tidal wave that literally swallows the living yet Sam is able to fall down and have a moment with his feelings without being immediately killed
Please show me a screenshot of subtitles that have ever said "Togo Nudho" before please.
I'd like to go over just how absolutely retarded Drogon's flame was in the last episode.
Dragon fire is intensely hot. Magical fire that sticks to things like napalm, can shape stone, can forge magical swords. One thing that it is not, is an explosion.
Dragon's breath was able to breach the walls of King's Landing and the Red Keep with explosive force. One breath and the wall collapses. That is NOT how dragonfire works. Historically, Harrenhal is a good example of this. Harrenhal was attacked by Balerion the Black Dread, a dragon at least twice the size of Drogon, and it still stood after the siege. Everyone inside was trapped in the towers and oven-baked, and the towers suffered heavy structural collapse from the heat, but Harrenhal was still used as a castle for centuries after being torched for hours by the largest dragon ever seen in Westeros.
You can't just knock over a wall with a single touch of dragon fire. Dumb and Dumber have no idea what they're doing any more. I simply can't suspend my disbelief any further. My expectations have not just been subverted, they have been raped, and it was not beautiful.
>Jon has the better claim to the throne than she does.
No not really. Rhagar and all his kids were disinherited by the mad king before Bobby B caved in his breastplate. Dany has the best claim. Nevermind that divorce isn't a thing in westeros.
Stannis burning Shireen fixed the weather bruh.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
it gets worse the longer I look at it.
Or the completely obvious title: “Fire & Blood”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA EAT SHIT BOOK FAGS THE FAT MAN JUST TOOK A DUMP ON YOU
> do you not think Dany's burning of King's Landing is gonna happen in the books? lol
If it did, GRRM would probably write the rest of Dany's arc so that it actually made sense. Comparing writers is a bit more than both having similar plot points, especially in this case where GRRM told D&D certain plot points but not how to get there.
It's probably why it's taken GRRM 10 years to write the next book. If he fucks it up he could end up releasing shit like this series finale.
>there are people on Yea Forums right now who defend this shitshow
That's fan speculation based on GRRM saying the weather is magically related, not a "natural" part of the world. It's never been mentioned in the books or the show.
post ASS webm
jews hiring jews
Why do they talk like that about their own shitty writing?
>"ohhh yes yes it's interesting how Danaerys reacted to that event"
>not actually giving any insight into why they wrote her like that
FUCK THESE MONKEYS
> Bernie supporters ruined game of thrones
Angel. She’s an RN.
There is not a context or a set of circumstances in which I would not dick Dany
>wait, did you actually think i made any progress with the books? lmao fucking retards
based george dabbing on bookfags yet again
>they unironically
>literally
>seriously
>ACTUALLY
>BELIEVE THIS SERIES IS EVER GETTING FINISHED