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Colton Peterson
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Carter Howard
Daily reminder /got/ is ending, and with that, a era of television ends. There will never be a global phenomenon like GOT again, that isn't an agenda push series. GoT was made just as all of the PC push began, and merely escaped it, and as we've seen in the last few seasons, even then slowly but surely got in. An all white cast like GoT will NEVER ever be made again, ever. See the new prequel series. When GoT ends, a part of us goes with it. We can't have another LOTR, and we can't have another GOT.
Weird that it's going to end... shit, as well.
what an odd fucking feel.
one episode left
Xavier Murphy
Angel Moore
Nathan Powell
>Ser Gregor, stay by my side! Ser Gregor, I command you!
>Obey your queen, Ser Gregor!
Ryan Brown
Rank the episodes so far
5>2>4>3>1
Ayden Taylor
Caleb Howard
>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”
>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”
>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”
>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again
>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed
Hunter Martin
rip our hound
Luke Martin
Juan Walker
Congratulations to Tyrion Lannister on another episode of being a complete failure, continuing his unbroken streak since the Blackwater.
New additions to his stellar record:
1. Snitching on Varys to Dany even when it turns out he was completely right about her mental state as she rejects his carefully laid surrender plan
2. "Saving" his beloved brother and then sending him into a certain fucking death situation with an incredibly dumb plan he should have known would never work.
Tune in next week, when Tyrion almost gets executed for his terrible record, but somehow not only survives but manages to become a councilor to King Bran despite his impressive record of incompetence!
Asher Nelson
>Final scene of show fades to black
>Record scratch
>GAAHH
>Robert wakes up in his bed in a cold sweat
>A whore rolls over to look at him
>What is it my king?
>I had a dream that I left a Targshit alive and she burned hundreds of thousands of people to death. And there was a goblin stabbing a snowman and a time traveling porn addict and an army of men with no dicks an-
>But my king didn't you kill all the Targaryens?
>Robert turns to the camera and smiles
>You bet I did sweet cheeks now get on my lap. LANCEL MORE WINE!
>Rock version of The Bear and the Maiden Fair
>Roll credits
Tyler Garcia
>Dany episodes 4 and 5
Julian Murphy
Thomas Fisher
M E H
E
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Caleb Brown
STOP REMINDING ME YOU FUCK ARRRHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Gabriel Hughes
smart
Jayden Foster
The episode was fucking hysterical, without even seeing fan's reactions
Dany finally snapping and going full retard was everything I'd hoped for
Connor Garcia
Reminder that hes a:
Dragonslayer
Snakeslayer
Kingslayer (Balon)
Kingslayerslayer
Anything else?
Parker Jenkins
Reminder that the unarmed Lannister soldiers were saving civilians while the Northmen and the Dothraki raped and killed anything that moved as their Queen holocausted the city.
Robert Rodriguez
>Went from this absolute madman to some clown who was satisfied by killing a cripple
Tyler Nelson
Perfect. Pay this man.
David Kelly
I fucking hated Cleganebowl
Thanks for memeing this into existence, faggots.
Ryder Diaz
You know you fucked up when even NPR is calling your trash for what it is
Gavin Cox
>dany burned kings landing out of nowhere
isnt this like her 7th war crime? i wasnt counting
Bentley Lee
Bow to your queen you shits
Carter Davis
No, he's the mummer's dragon. Though his role in the story is to steal from both Jon and Dany what they really are. He''ll be touted as both a noble who's been hidden to escape Robert's wrath, like Jon, and the lost Targaryen come to Westeros to save everyone from the usurpers, like Dany. Pretty kino, imo.
Juan Evans
i was laughing my ass off throughout the entire episode thinking about all the people who thought this would have a disney ending
Jordan Perez
Tyrion has always been a fuckup. Tywin did nothing wrong.
Hunter Carter
how can one man be so based
Thomas Jones
This they actualy delivered based D&D
Noah Morales
HERE
SITS THE ONLY QUEEN I MEAN TO BEND MY KNEE TO
THE QUEEN IN THE XL SIZED SWEATPANTS
Tyler Johnson
Drogon was able to survive flying around the city being shot at by the ballistas because he had his scales intact, whereas Rhaegal actually got chunks of his scales on his neck and chest torn off in the fight against zombie viserion
Watch the Long night again and note where he got shot by Euron
Anthony Bell
reminder that the one and true king will sit the iron throne
pic unrelated
Stannis is the true king
Brody Powell
Why didn't she just lock him up in the red keep?
Luke Smith
I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA RIGHT THE WRONGS
Juan Reyes
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>raven locks
>violet eyes
>The wolf I will follow into the storm
10 fucking kids Ned.
Luke Peterson
Benjamin Bell
>already never mentioned ever again lol who cares
Can anyone genuinely tell me what the whole point of the white walker storyline is again?
Blake Kelly
I can understand the Dothraki doing it but Northmen? And Jon seems to have no authority over them unless it's to tell them to retreat?
Andrew Russell
Madness and stupidity.
Ryder Campbell
Up until now setting everything on fire has solved every problem she's ever faced and got her made queen of wherever she happens to be.
This is an entirely reasonable (if not entirely rational) decision from her point of view because burning people alive has never failed her before
Owen Murphy
He has a large penis and is better at sex than Robert Baratheon
Aiden Clark
I don't want these feels bro
I also can't bring myself to care about any spinoff show that's set before the events of GoT, even post-GoT is debatable but prequels will definitely only feel like opening old wounds
Leo Rodriguez
Yup. Only africanized goyim TV from now with simpler and more base plotlines as the years pass.
Remember one of the key indicators of the Greek dark age was they "forgot" how to make high quality pots.
Think about it ....
Josiah Green
Was there ever a bigger red herring than the entire Iron Bank plotline? They set that up way back in Season 3, carried it forward for fucking years, and it turns out it was completely irrelevant.
Bentley Morales
Tyrion should have died seasons 4.
Levi Cox
Prophecy is shit in asoiaf. It killed rhaegar and clearly its driving dany mad.
Camden Cooper
Enjoy your new queen!
Jacob Brooks
Post qt Dany
Chase Davis
Blacks should have won
Daemon would have set them all fucking straight, just like Maegor tried too.
Westerosi shits.
Anthony Martinez
Haaaaaaaaa
William Adams
So how many people did she kill numbers wise?
Evan Williams
>I will have my own kingdom Jon, nothing has changed
Jackson Williams
>"Tyrion said to spare the civilians.."
Jayden Cox
The worst insult is that Euron will be known in westboros as the tragic hero whose sacrifice possibly stopped the mad Queen from burning more of the city
Luis Wright
Do you think two jews are going to let a plotline around banks become a key point?
Nicholas Peterson
>Can anyone genuinely tell me what the whole point of the white walker storyline is again?
Have them walk around outside the wall for seven seasons, blow up the wall, and die. And free folk go south and than go back north or something.
Daniel Garcia
Reminder that 3 Eyed Raven manipulated Arya, Jon and Sam in order to kill Ice and Fire and seize control of the Realms of men.
He'll body hop every few generations and remain an everlasting ever watching Big Brother over Man's development
Andrew Gomez
Doesn't matter. The Nightking is dead and the thousands years threat has been eliminated. Winter's over.
Gabriel Evans
Ian Hughes
>Arya is going to kill Dany and the NK.
Uninstall gremlin girl
Isaac Green
She'll still die
You'll get his bastard and can legitimizing him or just raise him
I gave him a cadet branch and took the North for him after all the Starks died because no male heirs.
Caleb Wood
he didnt kill jamie
Jason Cox
>Was there ever a bigger red herring than the entire Iron Bank plotline?
Probably Night King.
Alexander Hill
She personally? Zero.
Drogon killed a lot and a lot more probably died from secondary causes like collapsing buildings and street-level fires.
Joseph Hughes
probably 100k tops
Zachary Fisher
Existential threat to all life on Westeros. Defeated easily by a little girl.
Jaxson Wilson
BASED QUINTS
Luis Davis
can someone please post more of the varys washed up on the beach memes. thanks
Dylan Cruz
F
He was a good man
William Walker
That's the part I don't get. If anything what should have happened is that the Northman we're stunned for a couple minutes before attacking the unsullied in a bid to save their technical countrymen.
Easton Rodriguez
If Arya kills Dany we fucking riot.
Lucas Cox
15th or so. I lose count. The Red Cross agency that tallied them up the other week will have to update.
She'll have overtaken Ramasy with this though.
Jack Roberts
(checked)
BASED
—-T
—-A
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—-I
—-S
Brody Bennett
>post yfw the iron throne goes to a cripple who only cares for googling rape videos
Caleb Perez
Connor King
He'll be back home in da true norf next episode, buddy.
Levi Phillips
Another shoa
Owen Bailey
>all those seething roasties that named their daughters Kaleehsi or Daenerys
Isaiah Price
The real and final boss was human nature all along!
Not some fairy tale faggot snow elf shit!
Fuck JRR Tolkien
subverted
Benjamin Wood
I'd genuinely like this to happen. At least I'd get a good laugh out of it rather than just disappointment.
Cameron James
We? Who is we? You and your three headmates?
Jose Parker
Trips of truth
Ryder Smith
if danaerys and sansa and arya are all butchered/raped and the men take the throne it will literally be the 2016 election again.
there can be no more based outcome
Ethan Scott
>So how many people did she kill numbers wise?
Well with all the people entering King's Landing due to Cersei opening the red keep, probably over a 1 million, plus whatever army they had defending were all killed.
Blake Torres
Leaks confirm Jon kills Dany.
Jordan Butler
They paid off their debt and got enough money to buy the golden army from the money they got from sacking High Garden. It wasn't a red herring and it was resolved.
Pay attention.
David Peterson
>Night King's army was 100K
>That means in eight thousand years he killed less than that (plenty of the bodies would be corpses he just raised but didn't originally kill) plus only half the Dothraki/Unsullied/Northerners
>Dany killed like 3 times that in an afternoon
Worst fucking apocalypse ever.
Joshua Brooks
>Arya kill the Night King
>Arya kills Daenerys
>Cersei is killed by a falling brick
>Jon does nothing of importance
>Bran does nothing of importance
this ending reminds me of jokes people would say a few years back, the joke about how ridiculously bad the ending would be and you'd all laugh at the absurdity of the idea. Now it's reality. I hope at least Jon will kill Dany.
Jacob White
>arya kills dany and wounds jon for standing in her way
>bronn kills the dragon
>bran appears out of the shadows in the throne room
>weird magic walk towards the throne
>slowly turns more blue and eventually into the night king
>raises all of kings landing, giving him an army of millions of undead
>humanity loses because of their own stupidity
>something clever about a long night is said by bran
>camera zooms out while everyone is slowly ripped apart by undead to some dark music
Benjamin Price
honestly preferable to the actual line desu
Gabriel Torres
For real though, what happens to Drogon when Dany dies?
Gavin Ortiz
does his fucking cock even work?
Elijah Cox
>Leaks confirm Jon kills Dany.
Is this the fake ending though?
Wyatt Butler
THIS
they never once showed her saying dracarys except for that one kill on varys
Sebastian Nelson
damn cleganebowl was such a let down
Hunter Cox
PLATO'S REPUBLIC ENDING
THE FIVE REGIMES
Aristocracy: Targaryen dynasty
Timocracy: Baratheon rule
Oligarchy: Lannister rule
Democracy: Sparrow rule
Tyranny: Daenerys rule
Austin Wilson
>And Jon seems to have no authority over them unless it's to tell them to retreat?
Yeah that bit made no sense
Landon Wilson
>dragonfire rains down on Arya
oh shit, is Arya dead?
>no, she's fine
oh
>the bell tower falls on Arya
oh shit, is Arya dead?
>no, she's fine
not a surprise... wait, she's indoors... did she just fucking Buster Keaton the bell tower!? Shit, that's amazing!
>no, she's somehow ducked into a building the moment it hit the ground even though it makes no sense whatsoever
oh
the fuck is with this show
Samuel Johnson
Benjamin Scott
They filmed multiple endings
Mason Jones
how did jaime's arm come back
Jaxson Lopez
burning white people is perfectly fine desu senpai
Tyler Hernandez
Yes the golden army that did literally nothing and was wiped out in 5 seconds. Hence the entire plotline was pointless.
Jayden Fisher
you forgot to add that Tyrion is a moron now
Joseph Roberts
Daenerys' first priority is herself. She'll massacre an entire continent if she has to to secure her "rightful" place and an absolute monarch of absolute power. The liberals really got baited into thinking she was some progressive social justice just because she happened to free slaves to punish the class that opposed her, the slaveholders. No. She's like any other greedy, parasitic noble in the series. The value of human life and the notion of human rights do not exist in this plotline.
Thomas Butler
>Arya kills dany while wearing jon's face
hella fucking epic bro
Ryan Murphy
is this post meant to mean something? i dont understand frog culture, please dumb it down for me
Jack Lewis
Bentley Price
>Yes the golden army that did literally nothing and was wiped out in 5 seconds.
Expectations status: subverted
Evan Nelson
Isaac Robinson
Who's his favorite GoT character?
Joshua Jackson
why the fuck is it even called "cleganebowl?
such a reddit name
Gavin Ortiz
Golden company = WORTHLESS
Iron bank = WORTHLESS
Iron Fleet = WORTHLESS
Army of the Dead = WORTHLESS
So Drogon is the most powerful being in the universe.
Andrew Brooks
The ending of the leaks seems to be in contention, but up to the ending is always the same. Dany goes mad (as we saw) and Jon kills her. Then either he takes the throne or Bran takes the throne
Joseph Flores
>a falling brick is the valonqar
Christopher Johnson
Caleb Reyes
After all that she went through, Sansa being a bitch one time made Khaleesi go nuts.
Brandon Peterson
bravo user..
Angel White
BESSIE
Eli Martinez
Larry Silverstien of Kings Landing made a fortune off his real estate investments last night
Daniel James
5 was the only good episode. You have to pretend theres more build up because D&D didnt have the capacity to do it themselves. Mad Queen, arya and the hound, jaime and Cersei, jon realizing Dany is crazy... all kino
Jaxon Reyes
just because dany was heavy handed in her conquering that doesnt mean she would rule with tyranny. infact in the previous places she ruled, she proved otherwise. i think you need to make some adjustments to this
Oliver Hughes
LE CLEEEN GUN BAWL AM I RITE FELLOW PEDES? XDDD
Jace Brown
How could it be anything but a letdown?
It was a retarded meme to begin with.
Jace Parker
It was pretty customary for people to chimp out when cities were sacked.
Rape, thieving and murder were common place for days until order could be restored.
Sebastian Murphy
>despite being a shitty father tywin was right about him
kino
Austin Hughes
The House of the Undying prophecies are coming true though. Rhaegar's mistake was thinking that the prophecy was about him and that he was impervious to death. But tbf, prophecies have pretty much been the curse and the blessing of the Targaryens. It prevented them from roasting in Valyria and to unify Westeros, but also lead to Rhaegar and the Tragedy of Summerhall. I like the way prophecy is dealt with in the books, to be honest. Mel's misreadings are cool to, especially when you see she's the real deal when she becomes a POV character.
Samuel Phillips
They completely missed Drogon you dumb fuck.
David Nelson
Phoned in on every level
Nathan Gonzalez
>kills more people than the night king
I knew he was the goodie
Austin Bell
Terribly cut together and suddenly armor does do something when the plot requires it. With the slashes the Hound put on him, the Mountain should have been flayed wide open. GoT literally runs on video game logic with hitpoints and shit.
Isaiah Collins
it's a good metaphor for nuclear weapons
Juan Rogers
I WANT TO hug S1 SANSA!
Elijah Hernandez
have you considered suicide?
Juan Ward
Didn't watch the episode, what did she do?
Juan Peterson
Cersei really spent like 20 something years of her life not leaving kings landing. Only time I can think of is when she went to winterfell
Jacob Martinez
>literally started on this very board
>tourists who can't even imagine 2013 /got/ think it must be from reddit
How far we have fallen...
Dylan Edwards
...
Leo Sullivan
this was CGI the episode, so many deaths washed over in fire, so many "fights" that consisted of revenge SICKO MODE porn by faggy greyworm. Makes no sense how all the northmen and unsullied see dany start setting women and children on fire, and instead of going "oh shit shes our enemy now" they go "well it looks like we need to kill the unarmed men women and children too" :)
fucking everyone died to CGI, there literally was not a battle.
the only thing making sense was the dorthraki killing a bunch of kids in the streets because their native niggers. even though we saw them virtually all die in Winterfell.
Eron goes from hitting two shots back to back on a dragon way high up to missing with 100+ ballistas and getting launched off his ship in less than a minute.
then we get to spend what felt like 20 minutes watching arya run around in the streets looking scared and shocked.
im actually on board with the mad queen stuff but it was the northmen and unsullied going full Somalia rape machine mode that made absolutely no fucking sense on top of so much wasted screen time with arya and the cgi napalm strafe runs.
Nicholas Wood
The official power rankings are
Arya > Drogon > Euron with ballista (when plot demands it) > Bronn > Jon > Brienne
Owen Diaz
There can be more than one villain
NK was a mini-boss, Dany is the end boss
Parker Perez
>Iron Fleet = WORTHLESS
The Iron fleet more than paid for itself by killing a dragon and burning danys fleet three times.
Jace Diaz
Cleganeb Owl was fucking metal
Benjamin Fisher
I welcome it because of the inevitable butthurt of cognitively dissonant bugmen who were apologists for Arya killing the Night King trying to walk that back enough to criticize the same happening to Daenerys without retroactively affirming criticism of the former. There's so much bad faith in Game of Thrones fandom, embracing poor writing as long as it gives them what they want. They egged it on, and at their urging D&D have now painted themselves into a corner where it's impossible to satisfy them.
Julian Bell
What was Cersei and Qyburn doing the whole episode?
Asher Rivera
Jaime and Cersei escape and open up their own vineyard in Pentos
Leo Diaz
What does the white horse mean guys? A friend of mine told me it’s like prophecy from 6x08 but I don’t seem to find anything.
Xavier Fisher
It's almost like it was a medieval siege
Cooper Garcia
i'm legitimately fucking upset what they did to my boy Jaime
he was pretty much the only person i still cared about and they've just eradicated his whole character
Gavin Evans
did other people notice when tyrion was watching varys get toasted, it was like the old story varys told tyrion awhile back, about how he would watch Aegon burn people alive, and ease his conscience by telling himself "i'm not the one doing it, i'm not the one doing it", and then basically tyrion is in that exact position now serving a new targaryen crazy monarch
Ethan Wright
>people
The Northmen are fully behind Jon. Them going off the reservation was stupid.
Isaac Cox
Why not attack the red keep first? Why did the bells trigger her to genocide a million people?
Jaxon Lewis
>Denied sex
>Goes on a crazy killing spree
Is Dany a meta commentary on incel shooters?
Noah Young
told Tyrion about Jon Snew being true king, knowing Dany was insecure about it
Xavier Sanchez
>Ironborn
>Iron Islands
>Iron Fleet
>Iron price
>Iron Throne is in KL
BRAVO MARTIN
Liam Reyes
LEAKED SPOILERS FOR LAST EPISODE
>jon kills dany
>stands trial and is sent to nights watch 2.0
>tyrion is trialed for betraying dany, ends up having a breakdown
>bran is made king
>sansa is made queen of the north
>arya disappears to be a roaming assassin
Gavin Howard
in the context of post S4 GoT this episode was fine. it's not kino like it used to be, just gotta try and enjoy it for what it turned into
Cooper Cox
>the mascot of GoT whos been on infinite amount of promotions, merchandise, posters, tattoos, and is arguably the face of the show worldwide and most beloved character turns out to be a mass murdering genocider of the innocent.
You actually cannot make this shit up, you can bet HBO's HQ office is being bombarded with phonecalls right now
Liam Kelly
>Makes no sense how all the northmen and unsullied see dany start setting women and children on fire, and instead of going "oh shit shes our enemy now" they go "well it looks like we need to kill the unarmed men women and children too" :)
Exactly
Christopher Butler
Stannis got fucked harder than Lamenters in 40k.
cant wait for the next episodes subversion of my expectaions when Battlefleet Gothic arrives and glasses the planet.
Matthew Gonzalez
NO, THEY EXCEPT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER
Dylan Martinez
When the series ends, will we get a compilation of GOT characters screaming in pain?
Justin Stewart
The White Walkers were a vehicle that was used to unite the kingdom by presenting a common enemy to them.
Unfortunately, it didn't work out so well because Cersei.
Carter Cooper
I genuinely think the Hound won it even though it was a draw. He was resigned to death walking into the keep. He just wanted his brother to fucking die and for him to be the one to do it.
Ian Lee
And yet one dragon was enough to win easily, and despite being constantly destroyed Dany's fleet was always big enough to move her army.
Brandon Bailey
>proving that uncivilized outsiders like dothraki have no code of honor and cant be brought to civilized regions like westeros
>proving that no matter how well disciplined nogs are (unsullied), they will chimp out, riot and destroy everything arround them
>proving that women are overemotional, unstable and incapable of being competent leaders
>proving that white knights like jon enable the destruction of civilization
>proving the importance of mental health, genetics and blame on all people who enable mentally ill people to create his own vision of the world
where were you when D&D saved GoT and hit people with a hammer of cognitive dissonance on a level so far away we couldnt believe it was possible?
Daniel Nguyen
Nolan Thomas
The northern army are farmers and manual labourers who just fought a zombie army like a week ago. The bloodlust kicked in and they went full barbarian,
Tyler Jones
God I hope the next episode is full on fucking batshit
could be the End of Evangelion of GoT after the last episode.
Aaron Harris
Why do brainlets think character arcs are nothing but characters linearly progressing into becoming better people, and that a tragic ending that hurts your feefees means "BAD WRITING"
Lincoln Ward
nooooooooooooooooooo
Logan Russell
Aiden Foster
someone explain normie logic to me
>show always shows worst side of humans
>show always shows worst sides of war
>but when dany does it it's all the sudden bad
Chase Cooper
How the fuck did Euron block the secret passage?
Michael Martin
desu I'm just happy they were at least consistent
I was half expecting them to hamfist his entire multi-book long redemption arc into two episodes.
Blake Stewart
So fucking dull desu
Jaxon Lopez
Did it "fall", or did the Mad King just open the gates to Tywin?
Connor Price
>literally spend an episode establishing that Jon has the love/respect of the North for his part in the long night/reclaiming the North
>Suddenly ignore his orders to chimp out and follow unsullied in killing surrendering foes
>muh northern honor is just a meme
Imagine being this fucking stupid
Elijah Allen
Remember when Dany had her dragons locked up for a long time for eating a little girl?
Jason Lewis
Noah Evans
I give you, the greatest ending of Game of Thrones.
>Dany think she's hot shit
>Jon just doesn't care
>Dany goes full mad queen, nothing can silence her, not even the BIG TARG DICK
>Suddenly, the gates slam open
>Robin fucking Arryn, and this is imporant, WITH NOTHING on waist down, his tickle tackle just flaying in the wind, SKIPS IN, the guards watch, not sure what to do, one goes to attack
>Khalessi, impressed, claps her hands "HALT, LET HIM PASS."
>Based as fuck Robin skips right past the guards, sits his naked ass on the iron throne
>Begins stomping his feet
>HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY
>Two GIANT breasted woman come running in at full speed, in full armor, but nothing but there giant mammeries out, sitting on each of his lap
>Our king, we apologise for being late
>Based Robin begins suckling away infront of the entire fucking hall, takes his mouth off, looks directly into the camera and says
>Chaos, it's a ladder.
>winks at the camera, sqeezes her breast and milk shoots out, unexpectedly hitting him in the face and causing him to scrunch his mouth and entire face up
>freeze frame on that shot
>youtube.com
rate this ending please lads took me along time
Gabriel James
>Salt throne is in iron islands
You'd have thought they would have rusted away by now
Evan Lewis
I've yet to meet a Dany lover who wasn't a far-left crazy person
On the other hand, I've met fans of Jon, Jaime, Arya, Stannis, Sansa, Sandor, and a large amount of other characters who were centrists, liberals, conservatives, communists, fascists, anarchists and everything in between, with no real political correlation to their characters
Isaac Taylor
Starbucks and now hand. Is double D fucking with us?
Caleb Edwards
Yeah dragons are OP. That makes the Iron fleet more impressive. Dany probably shouldn't have listened to tyrion in the first place.
Elijah Russell
>Nights watch 2.0
What the fuck are they going to keep out? Polar bears? Migratory birds? Tormund's member?
Lincoln Smith
Where exactly does the "sweet" part of "bittersweet ending" come in?
Thomas Foster
is this real
Carson Peterson
>crosses out another two names
>nailed it
DABID!
Ryan Lee
oof
Hunter Hughes
>in free fall
>Dany's death is gonna hit ~30%
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Carson Lee
>implying she is alive
dude the horse she left with was literally the horse of the GC leader and it literally died at the start of the battle
sorry dude but she is dead
Jack Reed
Is it a screenshot for Tyrion XD
Logan Reyes
Zachary Wilson
>Long Night gets 75%
>Bells gets 54%
Both episodes were pretty equally shit imo
Lincoln Ortiz
>Why did the bells trigger her
Dany has been coming to the realization that she will never be loved in Westeros, and with a real challenger to her claim her only option is to be feared. King's Landing was defiant and ready to fight her until she decimated their army with the dragon in one fell swoop, and the toiling of the bells showed her that her best option to secure the throne forever was to lay down the law and make sure no one will ever oppose her out of fear.
Caleb Clark
yep, was leaked before e05 and 100% accurate so far
Tyler Young
TRUE kino. proud of you user.
Brayden Scott
Why did he do this? What was his goal here? Why did he want to kill Jaime so bad that he was willing to die over it? What was the point I’m so tired
Ryder Green
scene was shot facing a mirror
Angel Sanchez
Long Night should be 33%
This episode should be 12%
Landon Hall
Shit, that is the right word - just dull. Has to more than that.
Anthony Walker
Kek
Thomas Myers
it really depends.
KL only has 500k inhabitents whatever the show says. it depends how many left before the battle (a lot would happen IRL) and how many died subsequently owing to the whole area becoming a firey warzone.
I'd be surprised if more than 20% of those present survived which means that maybe she killed 150-300k depending on how many left beforehand.
James Flores
Its just Jon there by himself managing a trading post.
Gabriel Evans
>JON SNOW FUCK ME RIGHT NOW OR I’LL BURN EVERY LAST PERSON IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A CITY
William Hall
how it SHOULD look:
Ep1: 57%
Ep2: 88%
Ep3: 54%
Ep4: 75%
Ep5: 92%
Liam Lee
Game of Thrones s8 will be the ultimate pleb filter that forever BTFO the retards who completely misread what the series was about
Liam Cox
You can't deny how fucking amazingly shot and produced this thing is, even if the plot is fucked at this point. Rather than the whole thing be muh green screen CGI they build whole sets of the unique locations, the behind the scenes videos are amazing
Daniel Howard
"no"
Jonathan Martin
Na, Long Night was way worse. Bells only really fucked over Jaime and Varys.
Elijah Myers
Arrogance, I guess, if you're trying to defend D&D
Xavier Edwards
>arya roaming assassin
More like settles down somewhere far away with her blacksmith boy since he's no longer a lord after dany is dead
Thomas Price
Is this the official leak of episode 6?
David Cooper
Big F
Leo Parker
I want Rhaenyra to use my face as her personal throne during her reign
Elijah Collins
it didn't fall though
Kayden Perry
How did this episode score lower than the previous 2? The storyline was exactly as everybody expected, so there wasn't much to fuck up further there. However, the episode itself was pretty fucking good. Finally we see how devastating even a single dragon can be.
Isaac Murphy
They opened the gates of King's Landing, not the Red Keep.
Chase Mitchell
>Entire episode is just Jon having conversations in his head with dead characters
More kino than whatever these morons thought up.
Cameron Young
Well, it doesn't really 'prove' anything. This is just a fictional story.
When Mr Gold-Shekelberg releases a movie about the pleasures of getting cucked by a black man, it doesn't "prove" anything either, does it?
Daniel Hall
>unironically posting "oof"
yikes
Hunter Miller
Solitude kino incoming
Justin Williams
5>2>1>3>4
Juan Watson
It's Danyfags reviewbombing because queen didn't get to yass
Samuel Mitchell
Bits of it literally fell on her head
Ian Ward
"A Dream of Spring" is the vague promise that with the established power structures of Westeros completely fucking destroyed and the wheel truly broken with the knowledge of the 3ER guiding the way that future generations can do better
James Murphy
The bells meant surrender, though. Thats retard logic to defend retarded writing.
Gavin Cooper
It literally doesn't matter; the Night's Watch was just a place to exile criminals for the longest time.
Cooper Rivera
Episode 5 was good though
Easton Edwards
this episode was good, take your hate-goggles off and look at it objectively. It's the best episode in terms of pure cinematic, acting and story quality since season 4.
Leo Hill
Dominic Hill
Lord Bronn Blackwater of Highgarden happens
Henry Flores
Based.
David Reed
Blake Garcia
How the fuck is episode 1 the highest lmao I can't remember a single thing apart from CGI dragon aladin bullshit
Kayden Jones
ep 1 was kino
Michael Walker
>is this real
>when the night's watch is both dead and has no reason to continue existing
Benjamin Reed
It's bitter because they ruined all the characters we hold dear
It's sweet because at least Dany dies
Nathan Watson
Sounds comfy to be honest. Combine it with ghost and a new Wildling GF and I'd call it a solid win.
Jason Rogers
based
Henry Morgan
POST BURLINGTON BAR
Charles Peterson
Yeah I don't get the "taking the black" either. I guess it's something GRRM told them would happen. Since there is no NK in the books, they don't know whether the white walkers have been defeated for good, meaning the Night's Watch still serves a purpose.
Aaron Hughes
song name?
Ryan Edwards
Jaxon Turner
The child died in my campaign. I took her as my queen but she died of rabies a couple of years later and rhaegar got widowed for the rest of his life
Brody Clark
From another user:
Personally I really enjoyed the character of "Euron" in this television show. His character motivation was "I want to fuck the queen" and his character arc was fucking the queen, this is referenced subtly in his final conversation with Jaime when he mentions that he fucked the queen. This is also why his final confrontation had to be with Jaime, the other guy who fucked the queen.
Jeremiah Lopez
it was legitimately an amazing spectacle regardless of characterization butchering. pure destruction and hellkino
John Evans
no it wasnt it was boring as fuck and the dragon scene made me cringe and hated it
Jonathan King
Why do they need a Nights Watch when they already killed the Night King?
Hudson Sanchez
This, shitting on GoT unconditionally is now mainstream, unironically.
Jackson White
stannisfags reviewbombing so they can make posts like yours claiming its danyfags lol
Grayson Bennett
The sweet is the embrace of death after the bitter taste of cyanide.
Nolan Davis
So where IS Bronn anyway
Jacob Price
Could be more deaths. They made a point of showing people from outside going to KL for safety from danys horde of rapists nearby.
Isaac Hill
Guess I'm contrarian because every episode apart from this one was shit. Almost made up for it.
James Price
Bran will let Gendry keep his title. He has no reason not to. Plus Davos as a new small councilman will pull hard for his legitimization to stand.
Liam Foster
>shitting on GoT unconditionally is now mainstream, unironically.
>therefore we should love this shitty writing
Joseph Cruz
they turn it into an outpost to send criminals to (there's also some wildlings they don't have allegiances with or some shit iirc)
Andrew Young
Königgrätzer Marsch
Thomas Johnson
Except the writing for this episode wasn't shitty
Ian Roberts
NOT A SINGLE SCENE BETWEEN JON AND DANY WHERE THEY EXPLAIN WHY THEY WILL NOT MARRY EVEN BEFORE THIS SHIT HAPPENED
ONLY VARYS LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA BRINGS IT UP AND SHOOTS IT DOWN FOR NO REASON "MUH CONTROL"
FUCK
Y
O
U
Thomas Kelly
>hellkino
Definitely. I was absorbed.
Jordan Barnes
they were outside the walls maybe a week hardly long enough to drive them all to kill anything that moves
Xavier Hernandez
Bran will turn into a villain
Nolan Mitchell
it was basically a mirror of the first ep of the season but yeah ok whatever you say
Cameron Diaz
Honestly think it was the best episode of the season because of the pure kino moments.
Jaxson Baker
Nights Watch is basically a giant prison with no parole very fucking far away from anyone who mattered
nobody believed in the White Walkers and Wildlings were just hairy barbarians. The watch was a joke
Blake Rivera
>Daily reminder /got/ is ending, and with that, a era of television ends
>There will never be a global phenomenon like GOT again
>We can't have another LOTR, and we can't have another GOT
Thank God
Jason Anderson
Right, and how long until someone challenges Dany again once they find out about Jon? Or someone wants a Baratheon on the throne? Gendry is a Lord now, he has more power than ever.
This is Dany laying down the fucking law and saying that if you threaten her, you will die. Period.
Ayden Russell
Arya's dead, user.
Adrian Wilson
He won't be alone, Shadow Tower guys were completely unaffected by everything that happened. Jon will have to work his way back up to Lord Commander though
Jacob Lee
They were expecting Danaerys Targaryen to fill the role of the wish fulfillment female protagonist of your typical YA novel franchise, sort of like Bella or Katniss.
What you are seeing is what happens when they realize that expectation was S U B V E R T E D.
Easton Rodriguez
i assume you're shitposting/baiting, but i'll answer anyway.
Jaime suddenly deciding he doesn't care about innocent people completely contradicts the story of how he became the Kingslayer, which is pretty much the basis of his entire character.
At the beginning of the story you assume he is the standard douchebag chad who even backstabbed the King who he was sworn to protect
You slowly learn that he sacrificed his reputation for the good of the commoners and had to live with being seen as Judas for his whole life
He then meets honourable characters throughout his journey who see the good in him and he learns from them.
Eventually, he turns his back on Cersei and joins the fight for the living (where he probably should have died)
But suddenly he goes crawling back to Cersei for no conceivable reason, after he finds out she's hired an assassin to murder him and his brother...
Then he dies without even a nod towards the Valonqar prophecy and years of character building are completely nullified.
He ends his story exactly where he started it.
Jonathan Morgan
>Except the writing for this episode wasn't shitty
Henry Thomas
Wherever the plot needs him to be.
Alexander Howard
REMINDER THAT YOU COULD HAVE HAD A KING WHO CONTROLLED HIS ARMY AND AVOIDED KILLING THE PEOPLE NEEDLESSLY
>“I shall bring justice to Westeros. A thing Ser Axell understands as little as he does war. Claw Isle would gain me naught... and it was evil, just as you said. Celtigar must pay the traitor’s price himself, in his own person.
>King Stannis keeps his men well in hand, that’s plain. He lets them plunder some, but I’ve only heard of three wildling women being raped, and the men who did it have all been gelded.
Jose Thompson
Ha ha, wouldn't it be funny if, next week, 5 minutes before the episode comes out, somebody releases "spoilers" and says Jon Snow becomes king.
Because get it, it's so obvious it will happen that you can make a troll out of it XD?
Jackson Clark
That pic...
Austin Allen
You for got the ending
>Robert Baratheon wakes up gasping for air
>"What is it Robert?" Says Cersei to his side
>Robert grumbles "I just had a bad dream."
>"A bad dream? You mean about that Targaryen girl?"
>"Not just that" Robert snorts "But of some version of the realms in which I am poisoned by wine from your cousin, then Joffery takes over and makes a big mess of everything, then it all goes to bloody shit!"
>"But you want to know the worst part." Robert added
>"What Robert?"
>"I bloody hate wine, that shit makes me balls itch!"
>*Laugh track*
Adrian Martin
at a brothel
Levi Russell
>he needs a scene to explain why jon is uncomfortable with incest
lmao, just because the targs were ok with it doesn't mean the rest of the entire fucking world was. There's a reason everyone thinks jamie/cersei are gross.
Connor Allen
cleganebowl is cancer
literal fanservice with a shit meme name
Andrew Johnson
Ryan Watson
Jon has a stronger claim.
Jon is everyone's preferred candidate when they find out he's a Targ
She is a paranoid asshole, she assumes that Jon will rise up against her some day.
Which he does. So she was actually right all along.
Oliver Young
What a rotten way to die.
Brandon Green
characterization aside
do these people have eyes, the long night was sch a piece of shit you couldn't even see what was happening on the screen, and arya's dumb meme finish movie was a disgrace.
Dany bringing hell on earth to kingslanding was an amazing spectacle to behold, it was disasterkino turned up to 11.
Carter Perez
I miss Tywin so much bros.
Sebastian Cook
Brody Turner
How was Arya the only one who survived?
Lincoln King
this
Colton Peterson
The sweet is we will never have to watch this garbage again
Ryan Nelson
>IF YOU DON'T FUCK AUNTY, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN
>come fuck aunty, jon
this should've been the hottest incest scene but no
Brody Stewart
OH NO NO NO NO
Isaiah Foster
>S8 E8, Ned wakes up in a cold sweat
>Ned, my love, what’s wrong?
>Oh, I had a terrible dream I was married to a ginger shrew and got decapitated
>How awful! Come downstairs and have breakfast with me and our three beautiful sons, that’ll take your mind off it
>Thanks, Ashara. I’m really glad that our actual children are cute and none of them look like horrible goblins
PRAY WITH ME BROS
Lincoln Stewart
THIS. Makes no sense why neither Jon nor Dany ever brought it up, even before they found out Jon was a Targaryen.
Last male heir, has decent sized backing and allies, last female heir, has dragon and large sized backing and allies, no marriage brought up. What the fuck?
Jonathan Lee
They should have been talking about marriage before they knew they were related.
Hell, they should have been discussing a marriage alliance the second Jon stepped foot on Dragonstone.
Alexander Powell
>after he finds out she's hired an assassin to murder him and his brother...
Good point, instantly forgotten by d&d
Aiden Bailey
>arya
>survived
You think she found an actual horse unhurt in the middle of fucking Dresden? It was a metaphor for her death, riding off on a bloodsoaked horse
Isaac Rodriguez
Reminder that Bobby B and Joffrey were absolutely right
Lincoln Gutierrez
Jace Kelly
>camera pans out to show the entire show took place inside of an autistic boys mechanical toy of the 7 kingdoms
>tyrion is trapped inside of it
Charles Hernandez
>Except the writing for this episode wasn't shitty
Jaxon Williams
>and who
>are you
Jaxon Nguyen
Yeah, the cinematography and acting was good, doesn't make up for how shit the writing was.
4.5/10 for me.
Justin Lopez
Nobody knows they are related.
They didn't grow up together either.
There's no emotional aunt-nephew relationship there.
It's not like Jamie and Cersei who grew up together.
Robert Carter
timestamp?
Brandon Hernandez
She looks so soft, it's surreal
Jaxson Thomas
Gay
Dude killed a dragon and his last tought were "i killed a dragon"? Nope Jaime lannister
Hunter Ortiz
someone come up with their best in universe logical answer to this
Isaac Murphy
queen pussy slayer
Jeremiah Hernandez
Cameron Hughes
>jorah died so dany targshit could kill thousands of innocents
it's for the best... right?
Gavin Butler
Tbf that shireen blood has been keeping the snow away for years now.
Kevin Kelly
Jaime has a real shot at redemption, but he can't forgive himself for all of the horrible shit he's done. His self loathing causes him to relapse into his worst tendencies and he dies in the arms of the only woman he thinks he deserves.
This isn't Star Wars where mass murdering Darth Vader gets 100% forgiven because he threw another bad guy into a pit. The limits of redemption and whether or not a man can truly change his nature is one of the core aspects of Jaime's character.
David Lopez
HOW MUCH MONEY WAS TAKE FROM THE SHOW AND PUT INTO D&D'S BANK ACCOUNT?
James Nguyen
Even the man himself wanted Book Euron and not Disney villain Euron.
Jaxson Rogers
This dude slayed the Queen of dragon's dragon, but killing jaime lannister is more of an achievement to him.
Based fan
Asher Stewart
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
has /got/ ever been this polarised?
Julian Evans
>giving the writers this much credit
she will be back next episode fit as a fiddle
Camden Moore
>someone come up with their best in universe logical answer to this
future bran
Daniel Ortiz
LEL
Juan Bailey
lmao link me to that thread if you can.
I'd imagine reddit saying stuff like "it's none of your business who your girlfriend was with, it's nothing to worry about" or maybe "you shouldn't be with any girl if her previous independence bothers you."
Jaxson Hughes
This is another example of the show coming unmoored from its medieval roots.
As Ned said in the first season, you don't marry for love, and none of them should expect to.
I completely buy Dany not wanting to share the throne, but it's insane (and, dare I say it, problematic) that she didn't have a direct conversation with Tyrion or Varys about it.
Charles Jackson
mad dany is fucking hot
Christopher Lee
You think so?
Joshua Sanders
TIMESTAMP YOU MONKEY
Matthew Miller
UnIronically this is best episode. Why? D&D FINALLY wrote proper trainwreck.
NK dies
>normalfags: WOMAN STRONG BASED FUCK YEAH WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING
STRONG WOMAN is actually mad Dragon Whore who burns entire city full of civilians
>normalfags: NOOOOOO THIS IS TRAINWRECK SCENARIO IS BAD I'M OPPRESSED WHITE WOMAN
Check likes/dislieks and comments on youtube and twitter. Compare them
D&D are fucking retards but this was good retardism. Trainwreck Magnum Opus
Benjamin Davis
Who are you quoting?
Lucas Cruz
fucking BASED, he really was /ourguy/
Logan Murphy
True. Jon should've done it like he did with Ygritte, for the Realm. And is it me or did Dany look especially attractive all sad and angry? Who the hell wouldn't fuck that? I think Jon might be gay.
Jaxson Ward
WOW IF ONLY WE HAD SEEN THOSE CHARACTERS DISCUSS THIS FACT GIVEN THEIR PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP
WHAT? YOU WANT TO SEE JONS REACTION TO LEARNING HIS WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE? YOU WANT TO SEE HOW SANSA OR ARYA REACT TO JON NOT BEING A BASTARD BROTHER BUT A FUCKING PRINCE
FUCK YOU NIGGERBOY THE AUDIENCE KNOWS SO WHY WASTE TIME ON THAT SHIT
WE NEED 20 MINUTES OF ARYA DOING NOTHING IN KINGS LANDING
FUCK YOU 2 BOMBS NOT ENOUGH GOOKCUNT
Jonathan Clark
>If Arya kills Dany we fucking riot.
Aaron Allen
>20% 1
>18% 10
Yikes
Jackson Bennett
The way characters teleport so they can survive to meet everyone at the exact time takes you right out of the story. I get that you sometimes need a bit of that to make for a good, meaningful story, but the fact that pretty much everyone was able to find who they were looking for was just ridiculous.
Landon Gray
its one of the handles from the balista controls
its just some lannister fag looting during the mayhem. he is going to try to sell it later
Leo Perez
old.reddit.com
>you should talk to her but don't guilt her about it! just be honest! b urself!
the usual
Joseph Howard
Deep. I like it.
John Torres
>The way characters teleport so they can survive to meet everyone at the exact time takes you right out of the story.
Takes YOU out of the story, don't assume we're all as autistic as you
Hudson Ward
Arya is death riding on a pale horse and King's Landing is hell
Luis Hill
Anyone who votes 10 or 1 is a brainlet.
Christian Robinson
No.
David Morris
lmao that's wild
Juan Peterson
>jon decides hes no longer a stark and dies protecting his queen
Based
Julian White
NOTHING IS OVER TILL DANY SAYS ITS OVER
was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!
Liam Nguyen
youtube.com
>clapping at the death of based qyburn
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GAS THIS FUCKING MONGS, PLEASE!!!!
Brody Cook
Ya she was so fucking fine in this episode, both when she was disheveled and sad on Dragonstone and when she went full mad queen
best Emilia has EVER looked in the show by far
Blake White
Yeah, no. There's plenty of incest going around, and uncle/aunt isn't the same as brother/sister.
Brandon Ross
You rate a show based on the effect it has on people you don't like?
Hudson Martin
>based and manyfacedpilled
Colton White
Of course GRRM was going to do this though, he's set his story up to show that everyone's a cunt from day one.
Caleb Nelson
Seriously, when I saw this scene with Arya covered in ashes and dust, I finally realized that all the memes about Britons being ugly trolls are true
Ethan Cook
Keep seething incel, queefburn is a non character
Isaiah Ward
Qyburn is and always was shit
Robert Brooks
Am I a brainlet for not getting that?
Connor Ramirez
where was he?
Angel Lee
IVE BEEN SHITPOSTING HERE FOR DAYS
START THE DAMN BOBBYPOSTS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Brandon Hernandez
i bet you loved the last jedi
Easton Nguyen
Anyone else notice that the script Varys was writing in the opening scene was basically elementary school printing? I sometimes forget how dumbed down they have to make stuff
Oliver Fisher
I love Emilia Clarke's face. It reminds me of my ex's, minus the eye brows.
Chase Rivera
> city I've wanted to conquer my entire life just surrendered
> minimal civilian casualties. I can win the people over after I've taken over
> all I have to do is fly to the Red Keep and kill the queen
> ... naw let me burn the entire city including my army, lul
it subverted my expectations
Nolan Morris
Yes
Anthony Torres
Maybe stop watching TV?
It's mind control and pacification drug for brainlets.
Blake Howard
I hope not, because I didn't really get it either until it was pointed out right after the episode here, and that would make me a brainlet as well.
Logan Reed
What?
Adrian Russell
Not at all. It's a bookfag reference and totally unexplained in the show. I thought she was going to ride back to Winterfell, white horse = white direwolf, and all. But she's in KL for the next episode as seen in the promo. So who the fuck knows.
Caleb White
Gendry takes the throne
Jaxon Reyes
in the rubble in the dungeons under the red keep with ellaria sand
Charles Moore
same place as Howland and Meera Reed.
Jordan Diaz
They hate hardworking peasants like Qyburn, they only like Mary Sues with magical powers.
Jose Allen
>Books written by cis white male before show even was thought of
>Show had been directed by cis white males since day one
>It's only an issue now because I don't like some choices in this rushed final season
These episodes fucking suck and are dumb but this women is even dumber.
Jose Torres
Haven't seen it, maybe you should stop watching things you don't like
Brody Gray
The stair scene was the only good thing in this episode.
Julian Harris
Reminder:
HBO wanted a 10 episode final season and offered a $25mn budget per episode as a suitable and epic finale to a once in a lifetime series.
D&D refused saying 6 episodes was enough. They just wanted to fuck off and do the failing Star Wars franchise even more harm.
Tyler Hall
I mean, I got that Beric was Jesus and that the WW at Hardhome were the Four Horsemen...
I don't think you need to read the books to know that Arya = death (kind of) and Death rides a pale horse.
Tyler Kelly
NEW THREAD
PISS MESELF
Andrew Sanders
I actually enjoyed this episode and thought it was the best one this season. How much of a brainlet am I?
Kayden Carter
it was fucking hilarous realising that it was her face normally not some make up to make it look fucked up.
Bentley Brooks
It was all good pleb
Angel Nelson
No, more of an uncultured pagan who doesn't believe in the Lord.
Final Crusade fucking when?
Christian Diaz
Reminder: Whenever they say "white", they actually mean "jew".
Cooper Bennett
Who is this?
Jeremiah Bell
>All this Christian imagery
Season 8 went full Snyderkino
Andrew Taylor
if you watch the season overview with them they literally say they needed to wrap this up to work on star wars lol
Daniel Edwards
...He died fucking his sister. Killed by Euron Greyjoy.
Oliver Anderson
>How much of a brainlet am I?
Huge brainlet
Cameron Smith
>They just wanted to fuck off and do the failing Star Wars franchise
This undoubtedly
Isaac Ramirez
>4 extra eps
Why? So we can have four more filler episodes? They already have too much time to work with, that's why they decided to be retarded with it.
Hunter Roberts
Say bye-bye to Revan honey, hes about to be piledrived.
Levi Turner
Lyanna Stark
Jordan Wood
I don't rate this show at all since S5 and bad pussy.
Luke Roberts
Reminder that we dont fucking care, the show sucks now
Jack Adams
Same here. I'm not saying it's one of the top episodes of all the seasons, but it's definitely the best in the past 2-3 seasons imo
Justin Bailey
Someone forgot to write down all his great deeds
Ethan Stewart
>thousands
Try hundreds of thousands mate.
Her dragonfire detonated her fathers old wildfire caches hidden beneath the ground aswell.
Lucas Garcia
...
Blake Cox
No, it was over when the Italians took Stalingrad back.
Leo Murphy
i loved it too. the only really beef i had is with the way cersei got to basically die a good death and not be punished. i mean guess she had to do that walk a few seasons ago but still. i felt she got off kind of easy
Jason Hill
WHY DID THEY KEEP WRITTING THE SHOW AFTER SEASON3 IF THEY SAID THEY ONLY WANTED TO ADAPT UP UNTIL THE RED WEDDINF, WHY NOT GIVE SOMEONE ELSE THE JOB, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Logan Williams
fuck the queen
Dylan Stewart
user if you didn't figure out by now that she succumbed to the Targaryen Madness then I don't know what to tell you.
Adam Nguyen
ya then s1e1 was kino and s8e1 was shit, got it
Jayden Perez
Jackson Brooks
THE STARKS ARE FOREVER LINKED TO DANY.
JON HAS TO TELL WESTEROS HE IS NOW A TARGARYEN TO SPARE THE STARK FAMILY.
SANSA HAS LEGITIMATE AND MORAL RIGHT TO SECEDE FROM THE KINGDOMS AND BE CROWNED THE QUEEN OF THE NORTH.
Justin Hughes
Redditors understand the world in upvotes and downvotes.
Jack Johnson
The show gained traction among feminists for its portrayal of strong female characters and the show played into that by pandering to this demographic. Those feminist fans only cared about representation and seeing their favorite characters(Dany being the top one) win. They had zero interest in the plot logic or set up of how it happened, which is why they were still on board with the show despite 4 seasons of bad writing, only kicking up a fuss when something bad happened to a female character, like when Sansa got raped, which until this season was the lowest rated episode on RT.
Connor Parker
check the preview of the next episode. She has a full army again again.
Dylan Garcia
Kikes like to mimic Christs sacrifice. They murdered him after all and condemned themselves to being the Children of Satan forever.
Jayden James
What's up with his spelling? He's trying to do this pseudo intellectual thing where he uses semicolons and the "..." dots, but fails at the most basic things, like starting his post with a lowercase "i" in "interesting" and forgets a comma after "dark lord"
James Foster
Are you stupid? There's a million characters that just disappeared. Where were all the great houses? I understand they might not want to help any side, but at least show them? Is there nobody alive in Westeros except the norf and the people of King's Landing? What about Dany's sudden decay into madness, as opposed to a more subtle one?
You're fucking retarded.
Gavin Smith
>They hate hardworking peasants like Qyburn, they only like Mary Sues with magical powers.
He raised a dead man and created a weapon that killed a dragon because he "studied the dark arts". He hadn't struggled or been challenged the entire series up until his Frankenstein monster killed him.
Benjamin Davis
>yfw you realise Ellaria is still in the red keeps dungeon watching her daughters face collapse, her body bloat and rot as the flies and maggots cover the rotting flesh and fill the room.
But oh wait...D&D probably forgot about that aswell.
Noah Ross
Even though it was shit in the end I will miss it...
Angel Smith
She didn't really lose a lot of men this fight, but there should be nothing left after Winterfell to begin with.
Austin Nelson
More like its set on ancient Mars before the climate changed, the comet is an asteroid that will collide and cause elements of life to traverse the solar system eventually hitting Earth and bringing lifes founding blocks to our primordial world and thats why we are so obsessed with Mars because of generic memory.
Panspermia bitches.
Lincoln Clark
Valour looks so tacky without the u
Austin Watson
Why should we care about this bitch?
Nicholas Johnson
The "Targaryen Madness" is more shit writing. The Targaryens in the books did fucked up shit because they were inbred royals, much like all the real life European monarchies they're based on. There were some great Targaryen leaders.
The only thing that's changed in the show is D&D gave them some mystical "madness" to explain why they're having Dany go full retard.
Nathan Ortiz
The dungeon ceiling probably collapsed on her and killed her, putting her out of her misery, or at least that's what I like to imagine.
Ryan Howard
genetic*