Fight me

>kristen stewart is not "this generation"

if the argument being made is "Captain Marvel is just as good as Twilight" then yeah, I can't disagree

Based

>not knowing Dobson

pure schizophrenia. i refuse to believe that they actually believe half the shit they come up with

But at least ks is hot.

>Dobson

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Acting isn't required in capeshit flicks. The main problem is that Larson is a toxic person and such people shouldn't be the face of brands.

I think her act is fine, I just think the writers making Captain Marvel into a total dickhead to appeal to power feminazis is bad writing. Has anyone at MCU team read a comic book once?

you take pride in knowing who this fag is?

>being this new

She can’t act in Captain Marvel or Avengers

Can’t speak to her other works

She's been good in other movies like Clouds of Sils Maria, Still Alice and Adventureland.

Imagine having Warwick Davis in your grasp. Imagine forcing his entire midge family into a corner and hearing their whimpers.
"Back off buddy! I've already called the cops."
This only exfoliates your rage. You put your toolbox on the ground and get to work. You start out with his son.

You grab the little shitty by the leg and kick his father in the face when he tries to fight it. You begin quickly but masterfully carving a path through his intestines carving every single piece of meat you can in half lengthwise, stopping just before you can stop his agonizing and crying by killing him. When you stop, the boy is just alive enough for doctors to put his horrendous body back together again. He is just alive enough to watch the rest of the fun and you move on.

You grab his wife and zip tie her hands to a 20 pound weight. You take out a simple workmans hammer which only serves to increase her already loud begging and crying. You strike the first blow on her pinky and listen to the pig like squealing and crying she exerts. Music to your ears. You keep going for several minutes until her entire arm is a mangled misshapen mess of dislodged bone and cartilage with no form. You finally put a nail into her heart and watch her bleed to death. "STOP IT, STOP IT YOU BASTARD" screams the midge himself.

Brie can act. She’s just more suited to other character types. Kstew really is a bad actress.

Real talk, what is preventing dobson from commiting suicide? I just don't understand what keeps him going.

You put down the crimson hammer and walk over to his daughter. She tries to whimper some incomprehensible nonsense but you stop her with a cunt punt that sends her rolled over in pain. For this one you pull out your homemade napalm and soak her body in the sticky substance. You light it up and laugh like a villain as she screams and thrashes around, finally passing out eventually after your laughter dies out. The infections will get her soon.

Then you move onto the father. The broken man begs you to just do it. You pick him up by him heels and turn his head on a nearby metal pole, breaking his nose. You then turn around around again like a merry-go-round of midget death slamming his face into the pole again and again and again.
Soon his face is nothing but a mangled mess of flesh and cartilage hanging by a sliver. You finish him by sawing off his limbs slowly and listening to his broken mouthed screams.

How he phrases it makes it sound that way. He should’ve used the word frachise

Alright, meet me after school by the gate near the tennis courts. Better not chicken out pussy.

Soon the screams fade and you are done. Your clothes are covered with blood and tears from what once was an abomination to god and his glory. You notice the son still alive and twitching with his face glued pathetically on the seen. Meh, you simply change clothes, dispose of the evidence and get on the bus home. You sleep like a baby dreaming of how Satan is enjoying his new souls and smile all the way. Your girlfriend lay beside you in beautiful ignorance of your holy deeds.
You wake up and turn on the news. Your deed is on every channel. **FAMOUS LITTLE FAMILY SUBJECTED TO HORRIBLE TORTURE BEFORE GRUESOME DEATH: ONE SURVIVOR: SUSPECT AT LARGE:

You wait and wait for weeks but retribution never comes. You live for weeks as normal and your life actually improves. You get a big promotion at work, you finally get engaged to your loving GF, and you seem alot happier as if God is rewarding you for making his earth a bit more beautiful. Your "crimes" become famous throughout the years. You get endless TV shows, books, political debates, and copycat killers in your name. Some losers from Reddit fruitlessly try to bring you to "justice" and the internet nicknames you. You are the midget mangler.
The only surviving member of the family is the son who has seams all throughout his deformed mangled discolored body. He can never be independent, walk, or hold a real conversation. He is ruined for life and you couldn't be prouder.
Maybe retirement should end... Maybe you should find another...

>Real talk, what is preventing dobson from commiting suicide? I just don't understand what keeps him going.
He thinks about all the women whose voices would be silenced if he wasn't there to support them.

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Dobson always picks the strangest battles to fight.

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ANDREW, SON OF DOB

>Dads commit soduko.
>Went on twitter
>Enter Dobson the self proclaimed feminist.

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I'm really tired of how women get a pass for constantly bitching about things and blaming shit on men. both men and women are fucking clown shows

You should stop interpreting "things that happen on twitter as "things that happen in real life".

>Get ton of shit for this.
>"How do i turn this around?!"
That should do it, time to dox a underage trannie for saying that i smell like hotdog water.

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why are dobson threads so comfy bros?

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the most popular book ever for women was a crappy erotica novel

If someone said this to Dobson, he'd mentally shut down for about a month. Look at how he responds to a question.

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Because it's one of the rare people whom has a more pathetic life than us.

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Because not even the biggest contrarians on this website have it in them to try and mount a defense for his sorry ass.

what a fucking autist

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Most women dont even care about CM or any of that you fucking dumshit.

retard

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>excuse
You mean "excuses"?

>Fight me.
But you KO'ed yourself.

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>fight me
things dumb 14 year old girls say when they know they're wrong

I don't know why he was surprised about it. He sent several dead threats to Trump. He should be glad he didn't end up on a watch list or got the part van sent to his house.

Mass reporting won't get your account ban, this guy is a fuckass.

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

Me. She was directed to act like a bland personalityless McGuffin that other females could project onto - and she killed it.

She's the second best acting in Panic Room long before twilight, and after she's had a few roles that really showcase her capabilities

Brie Larson was good in Unicorn Store. She's shit in Marvel movies because they're capeshit with shitty characters.

>thinking that’s a good thing

>cant even go one full tweet without correcting a lie

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I thought he was banned from Twitter.

>the most popular book ever for women was a crappy erotica novel
Pretty sure the Bible still has higher sales figures.

Unicorn store is basically her self-insert fanfic

I would fight you for posting twitter bait.

Both characters are poorly written, and both actors can barely act.

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"Kristen Stewart can't act" is only one statement, not multiple statements.

Why do cuck men always have to virtue signal that you can't criticize flicks with women in them?

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At least Kristen Stewart was a qt. Fuck Brie Larson

Christ, this isn't even sincere at all, this is more like the kid that got chastised for doing something bad and being forced to apologize, not of his own volition, to the kid he did a bad thing with.

this. they don't even have a blue checkmark why should I care

Who needs to act when you've got feet like Kristen?

Not familiar with the Dobson lore, this was a real event?

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Dobson is a lolcow from way back. He's insane.

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After all these years, I'm convinced nobody can be this retarded, he is 100% consistently contrarian with the wrong "opinion" just for the sake of looking like a total moron. He's dedicated the last 20 years of his life to being the fool.

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Women generally hate other women, and we don’t like Mary Sue bitches at all.

Yea Forums has always considered Kristen a very good actress though and mocked normies who thought otherwise .

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that's edited, right? because in the one i've read for years, he never actually says "sorry", he says he knew it upset people and then follows with "now don't say I never apologize"

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>comparing autism larson to stewart

>nudge the artist so that he can (maybe) get a media boost by her acknowledging him
Absolutely pathetic

He was jerking off, but since he's a children entertainer they couldn't have that out in public so they claimed it was suicide.

>Calvin with brown hair
subtle.

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Sneed

Just because everyone around you thinks you're a cunt doesn't mean "women generally hate other women".
Cope femcel.

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this pic is treason

honestly, why does he care so much about this
I don't fucking get it

Great comparison. They both have talent but you won't see any of it in their most popular films and even their good work is overrated.

>Brie Larson can't act act
True.
>Kristen Steward can't act
True.
What's the problem?

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While they're not Kstew tier, Brie actually unJUSTed her feet and they look pretty good now desu

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Yes.

I think she's excellent at acting like a cunt right now.

But honestly I was rooting for her to win the Academy Award for Room but that was before she turned into a cunt.

Because he's fucking autistic. For some reason he's willing to acknowledge that Link had pink hair in one game but REFUSES to acknowledge that some versions of Link are blonde. As if the only limit is how old he was when he played [game] as to whether or not he has to acknowledge it.

Who drew that Howard & Nester comic on top right?

Be that as it may, you have to admit she does a terrible job in Twilight.

Ouch, the jedis had to have felt that one.

And unlike Chris-chan's autism he's not even right

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>Brie Larson can't act
Objectively incorrect. She's one of the better actresses from her generation.
You have to be able to separate the artist from the person.

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Except he's absolutely right, the only reason anyone even knows trace memory is because it was a trophy in smash Bros brawl

Dobson hates all blonde people because he had a high school bully that was blonde.

dobbles, notice he mentions links hair

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Ive played this game for like 2000 hours, never noticed his hair color

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it was brown sometimes. and it was pink in LttP, but he mostly takes the cartoon as law/canon
links hair did change to blonde in the 4th game, ocarina of time.

>still white knighting this hard
>rainbow flag pic
holy shit he just keeps going

>She's one of the better actresses from her generation
The only halfway decent acting job she's done was in Room. And even in that she got upstaged by an 8 year old.

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5th game, links awakening was 4th

>I use to

Oof

>Dobson

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>We live in a time trannies from Yea Forums Will agree with Dobson

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pic unrelated?

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That's actually drawn fairly well. Shame he doesn't hire a writer or work for someone else.

No shit, Twilight is barely even a decade old.

Kristen Stewart wouldn't have pulled it off. Her acting in Short Term 12 was good as well.
Even Unicorn Store was good in terms of acting.

Any movies where she shows those? I've never watched a stewart movie.

>dobson

Yeah you don't know because no one will ever give you a bundle of cash for your mediocre work Dobson.

You're the type of person that would suddenly say your favorite movie is garbage if the director comes out as a gay communist tomorrow.

Brie CAN act, but she obviously isn't acting in Captain Marvel.
She obviously thinks the movie, the script, the directors and maybe even the character are all beneath her since she already has an Oscar.
She is just doing this whole thing for the cultural currency, she wants to be as "iconic" like Gadot apparently is now.

I'm like 99% sure he only cares so much about Link's hair because it "ruins his escapism" or whatever and hates that he's a blonde-haired prettyboy chad now

I didnt say that Kstew isnt the foot queen, just that Brie's feet are unjusted now and quite suckable

Howard and Nester was always my favorite part of Nintendo Power.

Can I get the original?

hey nice quints

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only one i've seen was into the wild and i don't remember it
fapped to a few of her road trip scenes too

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Dobson has been doing this for more than a decade now and still only gets $12 a month on patreon

>effeminine
every time

>doesn't know river zora and normal zora are two different species

She's a qt. Brie Kekrson can't compete

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yikes

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huh, should've thought of that before going (((woke)))

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>Not knowing Dobson
Fucking hell

>a property that mostly women enjoyed
Brie Larson wasn't in Aquaman.

youre not the guy in this webm by any chance?

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>Tom Preston being an authority on being respectful to women

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She redeemed in my eyes forever when she was in the videoclip of one my favourite band's songs.

No one who knows who Dobson is takes pride in it, and longs for the days when they did not.

BASED

I defended Kristen Stewart. I think Captain Marvel is shit.
Either way mostly men went to see her movie anyway.

>implying enough people care about him to "mass report" him

>look at those feets!
OHNONONONO

I went to see it because Brie is a cutie

They're still terrible even in just look at her haggard right toes
they're not even fixed, they're just painted over, there is no way she gives a fuck about fungus feet, she'd never get it treated

Because this is /pol/ now.

>mostly men went to see her movie.
I think what Tom Andrew "The Gay Furry Inflator" Preston Dobson was trying to convey is that most of the people who enjoyed Captain Marvel were so full of estrogen that they may as well be women.

>spend every single day telling the world how shitty your life is, how everyone is against you (which is a strange thing to be mad about considering everyone but you is an idiot with bad taste) and how everyone is a sexist pig
>reply with this to a woman whose father has just killed himself while masturbating
his best moment tbqh

>Doesn't know Dobson

Immigrants off my site.

dobson will die alone

this

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When did it become a sin to criticize women?

>dobson
>/pol/
what

>send request

>Add as a friend
>Send request
every time lel

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Never saw twilight but Stewart puts in work in other things

Shame she couldnt act to those same standards in the only series as the only character anyone knows her for

Brie Larson can definitely act, just not as Captain Marvel from what we've seen.

>retard user only knows capeshit
every time

>dobson

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Because he has brown hair and wants Link to be his self insert

autism

Meryl Streep is a temporal placeholder that we have to pretend is a great actress until a woman who can actually act appears

FACT

>Women don't like things men like
Feminists: OMG They need to stop liking that! We need to ban that! We need more diversity and less attractive women on that show! I DEMAND TO BE REPRESENTED EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LIKE THIS!
>Men don't like things women like.
Feminists: Fuck those manbaby incels! This isn't for them and it's sexist to criticize it at all!

Feminists are like all bitches taken to an extreme degree. Gas them all.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>oops.
There you go.

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>based quintfag
rare

You're talking to 17 year old reddit transplants, what do you expect

Better than the six million GoT threads.

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Ironically this post outs yuo as an underage newfag. Good job.