Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
#506 Willful Submission Edition
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/ALITA/
Hello new bread
Please by healed by this thread that Alita will keep her eye on
what is that image
Bless this thread with Holy GETs, /comfy/ vibes, free /healings/, and free /repairs/.
Hello new bread. Please be healed by this very comfy Arita.
>#506
>lol how many threads are these sexless virgins going to make do you think?
11/10 comfy!
lol, how many threads do you think no-life incel trolls are going to waste their time commenting on something they don't like
Only 493 threads left untill real kissu.
Hold on K
Nope. Never gonna happen. Only boops for K.
>tfw we're over halfway to 999
>tfw we have awesome 555, 666, 777, and 888 and monthly anniversary milestones to look forward to along the way
>tfw the fun train has no brakes
haro frens
What's his name, /ALITA/?
Wanna bet?
You're on.
>tfw we're closing in on the big Kinubathread
helo
Rob Marley
Oh fuck yes I am a fan of all of these things
Checked but definitely rolling for this:
Only found out recently that RR was the one actually playing the guitar in this shot, and during the bar fight.
Dude really loves guitars..
If we make it to 999 i would be willing to give a bj to whoever wants one. Im serious. For the last meet up im willing to overcome my shyness and let whoever wants one to get one. 999 here we go.
That's okay, Jerome.
That would've been a really cool cameo for him, desu.
Okay Jerome
Jamaican General Grievous
The game is on!
Rob Marley it is
Come down to Aus and I'll take you up on that >nohomo
Hi friend!
Ahoi frens
mega-reminder
Arch-user pack
mega.nz
Art-user pack
mega.nz
Movie in acceptable quality
mega.nz
You guys may be able to hold out for a little while longer but K is never gonna get that kissu. There won't be that many more milestones or anniversaries. The Alita train may have no brakes but it will crash off page 10 and come to a halt well before #999.
This is peak comfy while Yea Forums is just on fire. I love it. Also pre-sleep repost of an old comfy one that some of the newfrens might not have seen yet. Have a good day everyone.
pastebin.com
Thanks for helping us bump there that much closer, NGE-kun!
You're adopting out language you're slowly becoming one of us Asuka. Don't fight it
Pay for the plane ticket
Is there some larger motif about Alita and butterflies? There's also that other fan art with that butterfly
/r/ing
Fuck thats good! You know who the artist is?
>paying way more for a plane ticket for some homo to give you a bj
>vs paying way less for a couple of top Aussie whores to do everything for you
Bad deal, Jerome.
Kishiro hates one particular kind of butterfly but I don't know outside of that
Ben Krefta
Good night, friend!
>tfw Asuka-fag has been an /ALITA/-regular all the long coming to bump the thread and pump us up with reverse psychology motivation
HellO Me oLd ChuM
Morning frens! How was your guys weekend?
Thanks!
[babbles in Alita]
Is buckyanon in here? Someone drew this.
Pleasant and /comfy/. We've gone a number of days without one of those horrible thread-encompassing arguments so it's starting to feel like everything's back on track.
Strange. For all the stubborn posting and keeping this threads alive, there is voefully little content outside of here. Barely aby fanfics and even Rule34 doesn't have much to show. Kind of disappointig really. Those threads get repetetive after a while. I hoped that the movie will result in some quality fanfics, but no sutch luck.
>/ALITA/ oc inspiring unrelated OC
Why is alita in a wedding dress? Does she get married
all the quality fanfic there is comes in-house from our writefags.
Most of it is non-lewd, unfortunately
You know... There is a legend, that the one who holds in /ALITA/ for 999 threads will be totally healed and blessed for the rest of his life.
How long have you been here frens? I started brobably at #30.
Still better than the Eternal Arsenal threads on Yea Forums, at least.
#1
Theres a bunch of computer drawings and hand drawingsof alita that i dont save because they arent the best. They arent bad but not the best either.
It really is weird that theres no porn of alita even in manga form.
But if you search #alita on instagram or twitter or deviantart, you get a bunch of stuff. I usually only save the best ones. And sometimes only share the nicedt ones
Wow! What was it like at THE BEGINNING?
Started posting in #76, had been lurking for a day or two before that.
like #250
read manga
Deviantart has 14.000 results for Alita
I wouldn't call it quality. Those are pretty mutch self insert snippets, about Anons wishing Alita was their gf or waifu. That rather induces cringe in me, instead of enjoyment.
There was one semi quality fic on Archieve that involved non penetrative, lewd intimacy between Alita and Hugo, but that's it. There isn't really much to read, so I can have something to latch on while waiting for sequel.
So you're almost new here. Why so long?
I checked. I've seen most of them before the movie, part of them refer to different characters with that name and large amount is simply poorly made. Also pictures by itself are not mutch entertaining.
Yeah. My point was that there is a lot of interest.
Its just that most of the fans arent that great at making art.
I like this one.
You could read the manga.
Everything I have highlighted is Game of Thrones-related.
That's 77 threads.
Enough said.
I might have missed some.
>tfw been here before the great numbering
Also before Peaches was known as Peaches. Feels like forever ago.
Yeah I know, I only started watching Alita as it was slowly beginning to be removed from the cinema's, so didn't get to watch it that many times ;__;
I really hope, we will see more of these comfy mangalitas.
not him, but if the first 50 few or so /ABAG/ threads I browsed through in the archive tell us anything, really lame, boring, full of trolls, and devoid of OC. Also, panic over box office numbers and whether the thread would be there the next day.
I've only been here since #139
Chaos. The energy levels were through the roof. Everything was fresh. Discussions were long winded. The content we created was limited due to so few pictures and screencaps from the movie. What we create was gritty and had that raw look to it as we were still fleshing out ideas. There was a larger variety of posters from all walks of life dropping by to see what was up. You never new where a thread would go because so much of what was being posted was new. It was as structured and repetitive as these days. Things are still good but we don't have the chaos anymore that made the /ABAG/ days so wild. Back then we didn't even know if the threads were gonna keep happening. We figured the mods would nuke us eventually. Everything culminated in the final threads leading up to #100. Those final #90s threads were insane. #99 turned out to be #100 at the same time due to a numbering error. That threads flew in literally minutes. It was insane.
Oh please. It was better then that. True we were limited in content but that was only due to little content available to work with.
>I had no hand those early threads but let me tell you how it was.
lol ok
It's ok fren. You'll see Alita as many times as you want wonce bluray comes out. We don't judge
I'm ball-busting, a little. Playing the zoomer stereotype.
Even though I'm a millennial
Oh, you would've loved to have me in the early threads. As I would've loved to be there. I've made several OC and OPs since I've been here.
That souns INTENSE!
Sasha should have kept a good head on her shoulders
Who do you take me for? I've read it twice. Alita was with me for half of my life. Now I'm left hanging waiting for the nect chapter of Martian Memories. I just hoped that the movie will create an influx of new content for me to read or fap to XD in the meantime. I'm just disappointed it did not.
Let me tell you about how it really was in the early days of /ABAG/. *sips* We were like marines landing on Yea Forums's beach with our General. It was a battle just to stay on the board without every thread descending into chaos. Trolls came at us unrelenting, sometimes for days on end with the same bullshit. A lot of casual posters went for it as they would drop in for a thread without knowing the same troll script happened in the previous thread. It would happen over and over and over especially on weekends. *sips* Bare in mind this was before the jannies were on our side too. So there was no thread sweep clean up like there is these days. Those sweeps didn't start happening until the Sn**d posting spam started hitting us in waves sometime in the #90s if I remember correctly. It was pretty rough going back then. We lost a lot of good anons along the way. We won the battle though when we made it to #100 and the doubting user had to eat the bluray. The rest is /ALITA/ history up till now. *sips*
*sips* Now those were the days *sips*
im just a newfag here. sup alitabros
I took a threadshot of these.
You'll be always welcome here, fren
FUCK, I NEED ALL THESE REACTION IMAGES IN 4K!!1!!1!!
My next story won't be self-insert, if it's any consolation. Have you read CutOut's stuff?
>pastebin.com
>jeez
Good afternoon /ALITA/. Let's try to have a nice day with /ourgirl/ and our Alitafrens. No fighting. Responsible lewding.
Any mangafags here? Did this guy get totally retconned or what?
Reminder that the open air screening in Cologne in the 18th has been postponed to June 7th. There is one in Berlin (near Tempelhof) on the 5th of June too.
Just got the manga at a local bookstore and its pretty good so far. Its adapted well enough some parts cut and change but overall the movie seems to have done a good job.
How did other manga readers liked the movie? And sequel when? In the back of this deluxe edition of vol 1 james Cameron was praising the manga so it seemed that having a director who gave a fuck about the source material really helped.
Responsible lewding is always welcome.
Whenever anyone ever complains about this one thread /s t i l l b e i n g h e r e/ and /r u i n i n g t h e b o a r d/ I'm showing them this image.
They're gonna die in a few days after last episode. And we will go on, and on, and on...
I'll do the same
It seems most mangafags liked it, thinking it was overall a good adaptation and keeps the core stuff and themes intact even if some of the changes were questionable.
>And this is Master Game of The Iron Throne. He has over 70 confirmed threads.
>77
Some of the changes were good. Like, it would have been cool to use Makaku's original design, but his character was pretty ridiculous and the fight was more DBZ than JoJo.
kek'd
I don't remember who that is actually
I like this pic
Pink shirt Alita, best Alita.
Change my mind.
you can't
I started posting early opening night after watching the movie on feb 13. There was no generals and we used promo screen grabs from critic websites. I mostly lurk the generals tho.
Big purple boobs alita is better sorry
I've checked the first chapter, and this may actually be something I was looking for. Seems canon compliant, no obvious self insert and may actually have a plot. Thanks.
They considered it at one point early on but once the overall aesthetic of the setting in the movie changed they gave him a distinct motorballer look
I saved it too. Fuck jeromes
*blocks your path*
Grewishka's design looks more like the anime but it's still quite a bit different from Makaku
An r-rated alita would have been great though
>grewishka eating fresh brains
>Hugo stealing spines
>alitas hands covered in romos red gore
>heavy bush Connelly scene cus who the fuck is fully covered after sex?
>arms: Fire Bottle
Heh.
How are you doing today anons?
alita
CUTE
Idk, sure would been good to see. But I kind of like the charm that being PG-13 has given the movie.
Alita’s panzer kunst sensei on Mars. At least he was until LO, as far as I can tell.
I still think a more adult anime spinoff series would be really cool, there's a lot of stuff in the manga that would never get covered in just a few movies
Got my final grades so i have officially graduated from college. Also a lot of family flew in so im just having a merry old time celebrating. How about you fren?
>not even posting best big purple boobs Alita
Just a random comfyposting
Berserker body is so beautiful
seattlebro, I'll be in the parking lot in like 30 mins
too bad she gon get Zapan'd
Could we have someone put Ido peeping in to check on if there's any funny stuffs from the top right corner, please? 50,000 credits to the first motorballa that can get this done.
Comfy overload, deploying countermeasure.
Now it's perfect.
huh!?
Not bad fren, I have a bit of a cold and a dentist's appointment later so that'll be interesting but it's a really beautiful day today and the last few were pretty rainy so that's nice.
I wish he had is wrestler cape in the movie.
W-what are you gonna do in that parking lot anons?
He's wearing something at the beginning at least
>When ther was no general
I remember those days. Pic and quote below related.
>You're coming to see my move right user?
Doing pretty good
Got third place in a competition with some friends but the dread of existing sometimes hits me hard out of nowhere. Still, it’s a beautiful day and I’m thankful
MUH DICK
I gotta get some sleep. Night, frens.
I made 3, I'm ready to make more.
There was a couple OPs like this that were posted a few times. I think another one was pic related with
>You haven't see my movie user and now its flopping.
Night fren sleep well
Night night, fren
Dubs confirm cute Alitadream.
One other one I seem to remember is pic related and
>Why haven't you seen my movie user?
G'Night sleepy head.
These might not be exact but do remember pre general OPs along these lines.
Those boobs are memort foam
I regret seeing Alita for the first time at a "bistro cinema." Serving full meals in the dark is a mistake. So is eating full meals in the dark...
An Alamo Draft House by chance?
>I saw it three times, Alita
>I did what I could
>Please don't cry
That face is ridiculous
No, a CMX theater
Does anyone have the Alitre 66 Jersey pic? I appreciate your post in advance.
I guess we will never know if these first OPs were just Yea Forums regulars posting them or an astro turf marketing campaign. If it was a marketing campaign it was brilliant. They certainly got Yea Forums interested. ABAG/ which was created by an user who didn't know anything about the movie and just wanted all the Alita threads condensed to keep the board from being flooded basically arose from the foundation of those original OPs. In the end pretty much every Yea Forums user who became even remotely interested in the movie went to see it. I doubt it was a marketing campaign. Yea Forums autism is a more reasonable explanation.
My first viewing was an Alamo Draft House. I had no idea if the movie was gonna be worth a crap so I went to an Alamo to have the opportunity to get drunk if it sucked. It was good of course so I went on to see it elsewhere a few times on bigger and better screens / sound systems.
Scott gets me every time
>So whats going to be your first Alita themed tattoo user?
Great piece, poor placement
>boobs are too small
>wings are silly
>neck is too thin
It was a mistake.
You mean like a tramp stamp above her ass?
Tattoos are kinda gay but I guess if I had to get an Alita related tattoo it would be a smiling Zapan Pepe.
I quite like it desu, theres one underneath the one I linked in the comments that has less extra shit.
On second thought that's seriously gay. You couldn't pay me to get any Alita tattoo.
So are you guys like katawa shoujo general but for Yea Forums? How embarassing.
The wings are what made me immediately nitpick it it really. They make no sense as they don't exist as far as I know. I guess if she sprouts wings in the manga its alright. I haven't read it so I don't know if they do.
If I were to get a tattoo it'd be the pattern of the underside of Zalem.
I see the pic below without wings. She should have left it like that and filled the background in with a mural or maybe the trash heap Alita came from. That would make sense since tattoos are trashy anyway.
Get on my level
>start with Zalem on your back near your shoulders and work down to the lower point of Zalem where the trash falls out being somewhere just above your butt
That would be kinda cool.
>that misshapen ass though
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
These tattoos look like they were inked by teenagers in art class. I can't imagine the owners of these beauties are older then 21 years old. Imagine having to look at these for the rest of your life. I guess they are better then Bernie tattoos though.
>that bernie tramp stamp
jesus fucking christ, why?
This is the best one, by far.
>tfw like Bernie
>tfw also hate tats
Am conflicted.
jk, drop this tatted thot
This is on ANOTHER level...
>that horribly bad alita tattoo
That artist is fairly good with color and basic shape. Wow are they bad with faces though.
These are also pretty good.
This one is nice
>The face of a 47 year old milf and a body made for battle.
kek
I am glad that they love the movie so much that they wanted a tattoo of their favorite character Alita. But why this, yikes.
Based but unfortunately you’re going to have to get that retouched in a few years
Coloured ink doesn’t age well
That’s what they get for paying a cheap artist
Tats are expensive for a reason and worth the investment. They’re going to last forever
Is TK Burgers any good? That's the meet-up's...meet-up.
What happens to it?
It fades as the years pass.
Slow thread.
But, remember:
>Slow is smooth
>Smooth is fast
Tattoos are so fucking gross.
>a tattoo thread on /tvt/
I'll be glad when the mods finally kill these stupid /ALITA/ threads
>try to look up Zapan's forehead tattoo
>its a reference to Blue Oyster Cult
Goddamn, Kishiro really loved his Heavy Metal and Prog Rock bands.
What is /tvt/, did you have a spasm ?
It gets an upgrade.
>Blue Oyster Cult
>Iron Maiden
>Yes
Which other bands did he reference?
This one's quite nice.
Nothing wrong with a few cozy lulls every now and again. I was a bit worried for a moment that someone would raise hell over tattoos and kick off another threadbrawl. Slow has its perks.
Don't you mean the /Got/ board?
There are loads of minor references in the background especially in Kansas
I really like this pic of Rosa for some reason
No self respectful person would ever get a tattoo
Cause she looks both based and cute there.
>Who are all these people getting tattoos of me user?
Alita survived capeshitters wave 1
Alita survived starwarsfags
Alita survived capeshitters wave 2
Alita is surviving game of cucks
HOW?
she looks like a lesbian whore
autism
>HOW?
Engineering. Everybody is a bot here.
I'm fine with this.
And this is a bad thing?
Is the manga still going? Or did it end? Or is he just pumping spin offs?
And that looks like a wholesome smile.
Found Jerome's twitter, always knew he was a big fan...
Also
C O P E
Queensryche
It's still going, user
Original series and Last Order are done but Mars Chronicles is still going, not exactly a spin off though
>Followed by HunterWarrior17739 and Doc Ido
Why is Rosa wearing a training bra in this pic?
She has modest breasts
Alita in Imax 3D in Oslo on June 1st is confirmed. Only the start time remains to be set, and it'll be either 14:30 or 15:00. Norway fans are doing a big group reservation, but tickets will also be available through regular booking sites once the time has been set.
You would think by her age she would have them trained by now.
Nice one nordfags, wish I could make the trip there.
I have seen Alita 3D IMAX viewings coming to my area in the USA in a few weeks. Google is showing them but when I go to the theatre sites they aren't there. Anyone know what that is about?
The Jerome name was chosen by rolling by trips. But it is pretty funny that the guy who's seen Alita over 100 times has the same name. Or maybe he changed it after the roll - I don't care to internet detective that deeply.
vod when?
I feel bad for /alita/ fans that know someone in their lives named jerome
AMC messing up their listings. Those made it into the screening feeds of both Google and AlitaTickets, and they still haven't fixed it.
All those Alitabros getting Aladdinrolled.
Judas Priest. There is a print on Sechs boot that references "Under blood-red skies"
Hello fren, I discovered Blue Öyster Cult thanks to Alita.
I've found a few interesting things Kishiro used from their albums, besides Zapans tattoo.
Nova got his name from the song Astronomy as an example. Kishiro must be a big fan of their album Imaginos, a name he used for a body Alita use later in the series (I won't spoil anything).
Besides the fun little references Blue Öyster Cult is a great band and I highly recommend their music.
Do we ever.
We should get an announcement in a week or so's time.
Wow that's awesome! It would be fun to visit you guys in Oslo.
Where can get tickets?
Why is it so dead in here?
>more then 250 posts
>not even 40 posters in the thread
How embarrassing.
Monday afternoon, most folks are probably at work
>dead
Looks like you dont visit much during early morning eruo hours...
>implying most of you fags have jobs
LOL no. Too many of you stayed up spam posting and are still passed out is the issue. I'm sure things will pick up when everyone's mother starts cooking the dinner tendies later and the smell arouses everyone.
So its like Jojo where its in parts? Got it thank you. I was worried since I got the deluxe edition of volume 1. Ill be sure to get the blue ray as well hate how non of my friends watched this movie
Get a life...
Tickets will be available through the regular ticket websites once they set the screen time. But there might be surplus tickets from the fan group purchase too - if you have a throw-away email I can contact you through my throw-away.
>Get a life
lol that's hilarious coming from an alita thread regular
>More than 70 threads on the same show, most of them total shit
Image related
Jerome will just say it's a bad movie, but Alita fans saw the movie get crushed in both real-time and slow-motion with the delays, confused marketing, and poor final release date
>Hating on something for no reason what so ever.
vs
>Enjoying a movie and enjoying regularly discussing it.
HUMMMMMMM
Oh you better believe I'm jealous.
that shot is from one of the first trailers
it looks like they reworked the lighting over time
Sure!
[email protected]
Take a group pic frens
>its a bad thing that a show being so popular with a majority of Yea Forums that the catalog is filled with threads related to the show
Contrarian bullshit like this is why Yea Forums hates you Alitatards. You'd understand if you gave a shit about Yea Forums and its board culture. You don't though because you are all tourists that have overstayed your welcome and don't belong on Yea Forums. Why don't you do Yea Forums a favor and go back to discord, twitter and facebook. Its getting tiring having to see Yea Forums shit up by your presence and these stupid floplita general threads.
We should call saying we ordered Alita IMAX tickets, if enough people complain they got Aladdin’d amc will have no choice but to show it or at least get us free tix to book another showing
Why does it need 70 different threads fuck face?
Go to 8 chn. You belong there obviously
Seethe harder
I wouldn't order Aladdin tickets based on that plan. Only a few people actually came through to an AMC listing for Alita - only those people would have an iron-clad case for a refund or Alita screening.
I watch GoT - and there's almost no point in most of those threads, since they push each other off the board.
I thought it did pretty well? Well enough to warrent a sequel if Disney had not bought it.
Because there is that many people interested in talking about it idiot. If there was no interest clearly there wouldn't be so many threads getting made and staying on the board. Those threads aren't being kept on the board by a handful of autistic waifu fags spamming in them like this one. They are kept on the board by a majority of Yea Forums being interested enough to post in them.
Sad that avengers is over buddy?
Unironically defending this... Holy fucking yikes
If we look at each thread,a lot of them are talking about the same stuff.
And others are threads for trolling. Threads where people are shitting on the show or trolling.
You are defending 70 threads of shitposting.
It made double what the low estimates were and the cost/profit is tied in with the Avatar series anyways so it's almost guaranteed a sequel.
>floplita
>the movie was only profitable enough to double its investment
>its a flop though because it didn't make 600 gorillion dollars
Sure thing Jerome.
That's 69 more threads of interest then this stupid movie generates faggot.
There's also rumors about TSG Entertainment providing a financial backstop. That financial company is the one which provided extra funding to 20th Century Fox productions. It has US and Chinese investment capital behind it.
>Alita thank for this milkshake!
Why so mad? Seriously. Are you that depressed that the avengers are over?
We haven’t had floofy Alitas for awhile
I'm sorry you're saying we should be making more threads now?
What are you even upset about I don't get it.
I mad because this stupid general has been shitting up Yea Forums for far too long now. Why are you altitards so mad over GoT being 70x more popular then these stupid alita threads have ever been?
Save it for the next thread
Next thread theme should be floof
BUSH IN THE PUSS
BUSH IN THE PUSS
We're not mad we've barely talked about GoT or Avengers other than that we keep getting all their refugees. We only really need one thread, as long as we have that then there's not really a problem.
We’ve seen her naked
Alita is hairless
This guy is very unhinged, so let him sperg out by himself. Clearly has issues...
So,
Out of the 150 threads on Yea Forums on any single day.
You are this legitimately triggered over ONE general?
Is this correct?
Out of the possible 150 threads going on Yea Forums, you are this butthurt and triggered, over ONE Alita thread.
user do you take medications for personality disorders? Have you ever been diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder?
You dont sound well
>ALL THOSE POPULAR GOT THREADS ARE SO STUPID
>YAH GOT IS DUMB HAHA
>HEY GUYS LETS HAVE OUR NEXT ALITA THREAD BE ABOUT FLOOF
I hate you god damn faggots so fucking much.
Alita was found completely bald. Yet hair on her head appeared. I bet if you paid Ido enough cash, he would adapt a nice bush.
Accept Jesus into your Heart.
Dubs of truth
I call new bread
I really hope you're either trolling or false flagging. because holy shit if you're not...
I don't think any of us said GoT was stupid and I don't care how many threads there are about it but don't come here and rant about us taking up space or whatever when you have 70 threads up right now and apparently none of them are any good because you're here now.
NEXT BREAD BETTER BE FLOOF EDITION
> NEXT BREAD BETTER BE FLOOF EDITION
NEXT BREAD BETTER BE FLOOF EDITION
> NEXT BREAD BETTER BE FLOOF EDITION
NEXT BREAD BETTER BE FLOOF EDITION
> NEXT BREAD BETTER BE FLOOF EDITION
NEW NEW NEW NEW
Hopefully it's not like steel wool down there because that would chafe like a motherfucker
Purple bush shoop of Alita's URM body when?
Clipped. Bush never.
Lets boogy
Another successful thread.
Real women have bush incel. Deal with it.
Bush is Haram. Shaved to a metallic sheen is Halal, Inshalita.