Here's your meal sir, enjoy the movie!

gross

>I love water bugs

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>this same poster is eating fish and chips right now

looks tasty

American food was a mistake.

what the hell are those big lumpy things in the back

>eating the same easily accessed crustacean people have always ate for generations is the bad millennial soi thing now
I don' understand

>ywn go to a crawfish boil at Troy Landry's house
why live?
youtube.com/watch?v=RU-oyNi5rWA

let me guess ? american ?

Nom nom crawfish and cold beer...

that's a lot of food

...

They're just little lobsters.
The only thing I worry about is if they're from a river or creek that's had a history of contamination.

All the white people maybe. They got their head so far up their asses they won’t even eat shellfish because they feel like they’re foreigners eating insects.

>they won’t even eat shellfish because they feel like they’re foreigners eating insects
What the fuck are you even on about, crab and lobster are insanely popular among whites.

that's what they are
all crustaceans are no different from cockroaches and anyone who eats them is a third worlder

I won't suck the head, but let me at the tails and claws

>giant fucking pile of crawfish
>amounts to a handful of meat at most
>have to shell a different little fucker for every small bite
>95 percent of the time is spent getting at the meat, not eating it
>table around you sounds like an epileptic cocksucking contest the whole time
Never worth it. Never.

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Had them pulled out and got implants

Just throw it on the floor for me will you Robert.

It literally used to be food eaten exclusively by poor whites you dumb fuck

Fuck crawfish and fuck Whyte people

White people hate seafood, It’s a fact

Now you're not even trying to pretend you're not shitposting.

my gf is from louisiana and shit like this is literally all her family eats

its insane

Do you really not know what a potato looks like?

thats what it looked like but i figured even americans wouldnt be primitive enough to serve whole unpeeled potatoes

Sex, Lies, and a Videotape

>Mudbugs
They're crawfish. Fuck anyone that calls them anything else.

Pull the tail out. Don't suck the head! It's literally, LITERALLY! A meme that has spread amongst yankees. Then you pull the tail meat out with your teeth while holding the tail with your hand. You may want to pull out the shit vein if the moron didn't purge them correctly.

>food with eyes
no thanks

Your technique is shit. That's all there is to it.

>not eating the nutrient rich skin
>calling others primitive

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This looks tasty as fuck. What are those potatothings in the back?

>not wanting the peel
are you an actual three year old baby?

>What are those potatothings in the back?
They're potatoes. Don't overthink the boil.

They're potatoes. I know they're not in french fry form but don't let that fool ya.

Potatos. You boil them along with the crawfish. Nice little red ones. They're delicious.

>crawfish
They're crayfish or crawdads. Only Mississipi River delta dwellers crawfish

Cajuns were a mistake

t. South Carolina

They're crawfish you mouthbreathing troglodyte. Only the ignorant of the delicacy would insist upon calling them something else.

>Has never met a real coonass.
They are some of the nicest, funniest, yet stupid people you'll ever meet. Their accent always cheers me up.

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I can't eat anything that gets my hands all greasy like that. Even at the theatre when I eat my popcorn I used to be very delicate and us two fingers only and have a napkin with me for when I was done (that I would soak in a little water). UNTIL I saw the guy beside me just using his tongue to eat his popcorn, NO HANDS. That day changed my life. Now I only use my tongue and when it gets halfway down the bag (to the point where my head is inside the bag fishing for popcorn) I just rip the bag in half and continue only using my tongue.

Clean hands!

>technique
I don't want to eat something that requires a fucking technique. That's retarded.

unironically a feast if beer is provided

fagit

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