This guy walks into the club and slaps your girlfriend on the ass. What do you do?

This guy walks into the club and slaps your girlfriend on the ass. What do you do?

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i do nothing

suck his dick

I'm a good 6 inches taller than him so I'd beat his ass

no you aren't. manlet

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Tagteam her. It'll be a story to tell.

I can do this all day

stab him in the back when he is alone

That gives me a boner. Would watch him bang my gf

I slap his ass

Right after you finish that basket of tendies, right?

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Jakey Jakey just made a big...mistakey. HAHAHAHA alright here's the wager. I don't even have a gf.

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Slap his ass, then mating press in front of gf.

Why are "tendies" supposed to be bad again? Chicken tastes good as fuck, has a great texture and is healthy as far as meat goes.

I'm 6'2 so suck his dick I guess.

Are you fucking new here?

I remove the black rod embedded in this poor man's skull, when did that get there?

Negro, if you have to ask...

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forgot relevant gif

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fuck america's ass

how long did it take him to convince all 3 of them to suck the soul out of his dick?

The Russo brothers like more of his ass than of Scarlett Johansson

let him fuck my gf

Be Walter Mitty.

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He will play live-action solid snake within 5 years, check'em

Whedon started the fire

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Maybe Old Snake by then

>Hey aren't you that actor who was in Iron Man or something ?
>Come on dude, you can do better than my girl, you just have to wink and they will all come to you, don't be a dick.

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