she’s so perfect
She’s so perfect
Austin Allen
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Austin Rivera
brehs
Ryder Adams
Because she is a demonic entity
Easton Lewis
she looks objectively good looking but for some reason I just don't find attractive.
Adam Brown
Adrian Peterson
I prefer Kara
William Morris
Ian Ross
She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get too far
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
She's a man-eater
Anthony Myers
Henry Brown
>fap to succubus while saying her name three times
>she crawls out from under your bed at night to pay you a visit
Eli Lewis
Her tits are probably the best I’ve ever seen on tv or film.
Lincoln Anderson
Alexandra Ocasio Cortez eyes
Aiden Long
Why are women unable to think?
Caleb Morris
I too am a fan of asymmetric beauty.
Nathan Hall
Kara looks like her slightly retarded, but similarly as big breasted, younger sister
John Barnes
Anthony Taylor
Jaxon Nelson
>XDDDD IM SO RANDOM AND QUIRKY LOOK EVERYONE!!!
Noah Green
Isaac Parker
have sex
Ethan Richardson
Not with shallow roasties sweaty ;)
Daniel Hernandez
>somewhere, some lucky bastard is waking up next to that every single day.
What the fuck do you have to be to get that semen demon? Except being a jewish producer or a nigger.
Austin Perry
A challenger appears
Jose Hernandez
Andrew Cruz
Carson Anderson
One of the servers at a restaurant I got to looks like Daddario's younger, flatter sister.
Zachary Allen
*drowns*
Jeremiah Lee
Aaron Wood
Parker Gonzalez
Jesus Christ.
Jacob Nelson
Resting bitch face but a smile of a thousand suns.
Kevin Gutierrez
Ian Cox
Bentley Gonzalez
Literal Semen Demon
Ayden Barnes
Owen Cook
Fuck yeah dude. Judy knows what's up.
Robert Gutierrez
Nolan Lee
What is it about big saggers that is so kino?
Christian Bell
ruined it.
Tyler Mitchell
Grayson Rodriguez
Borderline Personality Disorder logic right there.
Jordan Miller
Cooper Russell
Jayden Green
Based. I was literalyl searching for this webm a while a go
Liam Price
Tyler Young
I worked with a girl who looked like her, school teacher in a computer lab, showed her my autisim levels one day though and things went south. Feels bad. Guess I shoulda listened to the never try and date a coworker rule.
Thomas Carter
This is whoreish behaviour, prove me wrong protip you cant
Cooper Scott
>showed her my autisim levels one day though and things went south.
can you elaborate? so we don't make the same mistakes
Christian Walker
this looks like a DBZ fusion with Joost and Daddario
Owen Walker
Truedetective.webm
Millions were killed
Hudson Cruz
Camden Butler
Is it normal to get aroused by pupils?
Logan Cox
Connor Hall
She's a Succubus, so of course she's doing that.
Jackson Allen
She's such a goofball
Austin White
coworkers for two and a half years, work in the same building and interact daily but mostly do favors for each other. last 6 months i start to actually take notice of her and get to know her, casual conversations about books and fiction. she was super into writing so we suggested stuff to each other. dropped her a few cookies and a valentine card in her mailbox, she thanked me, big smile and we talked more. a little while later my mom an heroes due to mental illness, depression and hearing voices and stuff, lots of childhood trauma from her father who was a hard ass cop. Feeling sad and alone, one day asked if she had 5 minutes to chat in the teacher's longue after our shifts end at the same time, said I just wanted to thank her for all the chats and say a few things, sperged out maybe but was 100% honest, excited but also doubt if I was saying things that maybe coulf be taken as suggestive, didn't want to "try" anything and picked a semi public spot other than her office thinking it would be netural ground. She says sure, never shows up, boss shows up a while later says she isn't interested in whatever I had to say but he understands as I was clear with him a while back that I liked her and he was cool with it, he thinks she handled it poorly but I feel like it was 99% my fault. Left that job a while later due to a job offer at a much better place anyway, better working conditions, more hours, better pay. Still feel regret about it, the staff there loved me and was like a 2nd family due to them knowing what I was going through but maybe that was the issue too. Either way, nothing ever came out of it and althrough I still think about her and have run into her a handful of times visiting my old coworkers we don't say much other than hello and good day.
Aiden Scott
lmfo she just described Yea Forums
Carter Baker
Man, imagine actually putting the dick inside a woman, it must feel great
Hudson Scott
Take this fawning beta cancer to /s/ where it belongs.
Anthony Cruz
Wtf that's gay
Chase Taylor
Beautiful girl, but her neck isn't as good
Lucas Ross
Nice boob sweat, imagine how her armpits smell
David Miller
>after her audition with the rock
she can't even walk right after the casting couch.
Asher White
God what a neck
Asher Rivera
Heavenly
James Scott
Oh no, you have sex with cultured, thoughtful art hoes with the hair dyed in 3 different colors lmao.
Blake Garcia
*imagines
I want to kiss every bit of it
Ryan Anderson
I want to stick my penis in her armpit
Ayden Clark
That doesn't sound spergy, I guess you would have to be specific about the phrasing you used when you asked her to talk. It sounds on the level without that context.
Jacob Long
She even likes British 'comedy'. What a keeper.
Isaiah Butler
No, I have sex with moral good Christian girls
Carter Bailey
I have the same. She looks absolutely amazing but she doesn't do anything for me down there. I dunno what it is :(
Hunter Cruz
If you are just banging them and leaving them, they are just sluts who go to Church.
Tyler Hughes
>good moral christian girls
>having sex
uh yeah sure retard, all good christians are abstinent until marriage
Lincoln Baker
No I mean a single girl, who I will marry
Blake Smith
>girls
>more than one girl
You are part of the problem, heathen
Jordan Parker
Wasn't your fault.
Kayden Morales
This.
David Bailey
she looks too perfect to the point she looks artificial.
Jaxson Morales
>tfw too perfect
she will probably be single forever
Cooper Lopez
not rly
Jeremiah Sanchez
Samuel Moore
This is why you will all be perma virgins, how about a thread about ourselves and our own great personal qualities, love yourself first don't love anything else as it doesn't matter.
Anthony Watson
thanks, normie
Cooper Green
I volunteer to inseminate her for the sole purpose of preserving her genes, don't worry I'm a 6'5 Aryan Chad
Levi Kelly
Contact her publicist
Gavin Moore
She is a lesbian though.
Logan Parker
Yeah, lesbian for my dick
John Bennett
What's going on in this thread?
Isaac Mitchell
The tiddy god wills it
Julian Thompson
I'm 6ft 3 240lbs 11 perecent body fat, chad with blond hair and blue eyes thunder cock with 8 inches(not too big not to small) and the jaw of a wolf, I'm the perfect match, btfo faggot
Leo Garcia
Would this work?
Elijah Jones
Aiden Sullivan
It was a while ago now but I think it was along the lines of
>hey fem user, got a few minutes?
>sure user, what's up?
>well i've been pretty busy lately so i haven't stopped by much but i was hoping you'd have a few minutes after work today, i just wanted to say a few things and thanks for talking with me for a while now, gets pretty lonely down in the basement where my office is
>sure user... no problem
>thanks fem user, umm how about the teacher's lounge after work ends, it will only be a few minutes, not long at all, would really appreciate it
>sure user
smiled and left, picked that place becuse it's a wide open room, multiple exits, more like a lunch room and just chilled out waiting in a chair - i was 29 at the time and she was 27 so there wasn't a big age gap and i'm not maybe super handsome but i keep in shape and well groomed. job is physical and i'm fairly active on the weekends, kayaking and hiking so i'm not lugging around a gut or flab. just under 200lbs 5'10" - i probably blind sided her that day with such an odd request but i figured you gotta man up some day and just ask if she wanted to go out some time and see where it went. probably just not that into me and was being nice the whole time, idk. no point in worrying about it now. felt soul crushing at the time but ehh life goes on. just a shame, she was daddario hot + glasses. kinda bookish personality, nice voice and very sweet to everyone except me after that happened. so when the offer came through for a better job that factored into it but it was mostly me moving onto something that would be better for me in the long run no matter what happened with her.
Jaxon Rogers
>6'3
HOLY LMAO, back to the pit with you manlet
Asher Clark
If you're as chad as you say, then yes
Jose Price
Imagine being her demonic pusy slave
Ryder Williams
>ready for your penis inspection mr. user?
Daniel Edwards
the epitome of sexy
Adam Carter
it's her harvey defense-face
that's what i'm telling myself anyways
Luis King
What could possibly go wro-
Jordan Mitchell
I need to titfuck her
Evan Walker
All women are bisexual.
Carter Walker
She would look really hot with blood on her face
Logan Morgan
sorry dudes but she's already been smashed by the chad king
Nolan White
>twenty (20) years old
>already has smile lines
very unfortunate
Hunter King
>She says sure, never shows up, boss shows up a while later says she isn't interested in whatever I had to say
man what the fuck was her problem
Jose Scott
thats all on her, she was cool with valentines shit but not that? wtf
Gabriel Garcia
Doesn't seem spergy to me. She's just one of those girls that is weak as fuck and avoids conflict whenever possible, lots of girls like that.
Jeremiah Howard
yea and the valentine thing was a small box of 5 rainbow cookies from the local bakery, not a super market, in a plain white box with a hand written note, no hearts or i love you shit - thanks for being a good person and helping me adjust to the job, you're nice and super helpful always, happy to be an aquaintence. i wanted to avoid any suggestive to begin with since we live in the time where she said can override he said and land dudes in hot water. anyway, learning experience for me, her loss. it's a distant sadness.
Jaxon Flores
dude here is a song for that feel
youtube.com
Liam Baker
Nice try, Cam
Jackson Campbell
>it's a distant sadness.
Jaxson Fisher
have a nice day user
Carson Reyes
Sunglasses, her only weakness.
Logan Gray
she has a nice face even without her eyes on show
Aaron Williams
Caleb Powell
I know what you mean, but not really.
t. neckfag
Gabriel Kelly
Mummy Daddario is so fucking hot, she's one of my waifus.
Colton Bell
SO based.
Logan Wright
ROAST
BEEF
Austin Myers
when
Daniel Carter
Hers? Yes
Hunter Thompson
>still no porn star with that body
wtf how is this legal