The only kino scene from this season

>sandor... is 'alf yer cock burnt as well?

This was nice too

My whole family came over on the weekend and I was showing my 5 year old nephew how to use Google Home to change the color of the lights. Which he thought was the greatest thing in the world.
So cue the whole family coming to my bedroom to see the little guy having the time of his life. He says 'Hey Google!' followed by what sounded like a bit of gibberish. But Google Assistant thought he said 'wank mode'. Which just so happens to be one of the 'joke' routines I set up.. It gets triggered by saying either 'wank mode' or 'jerky jerky time'.

It basically goes like this.
Google Assistant says 'Engaging wank mode, my Lord'

Front door locks

Bedroom light turns to 100% brightness and turns red

Bedroom speaker plays Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
The awkward silence during those moments is something I will never forget

Forced and unearned. 100% fanservice. How could you not see this..? Like, how did they even reach that far into the red keep in the first place? Why were both of them there? You can't just skip looking back at the shitshow which led them there and just appreciate that moment. Or i guess you could, but then you couldn't ever appreciate well earned media

>Arya comes all the way to King's Landing for revenge
>Sandor: Revenge bad
>Arya goes back
Why the fuck was she in the episode, why didn't he talk her out of it before they left winterfell? I liked the episode but that writing was real shit

He didn't know Dany was going to literally burn the city to the ground

is brienne a mary sue?

As a young man maybe around 11-13 Ben was maturing. At that time he also became more aware of himself and the sexual temptations around him. Ben was a bit of a nerd. His mum would buy his clothes, his dad was tight and there was a strong emphasis on traditional, conservative, Jewish values in the household. His dad kept everyone on a tight leash, including the mother. Sometimes young Ben would hear his parents arguing and he and his siblings would hide in the other room. His dad would hit the mother but not hard enough to leave a mark, just hard enough to let her know who was the boss in the house, but in the end they had to keep up appearances. They were a wealthy family, but mainly because of his fathers frugality - you see his father wouldn’t give Ben pocket money as he told him he needed to learn the value of money, instead spending money on music lessons and tutoring, things that he believed had a greater influence on his children in the long run, like education. Because of this, Ben didn’t have many friends, he couldn’t seem to “fit in”. He wasn’t very sporty and was made to stay indoors most of the time practicing violin or playing chess. As aforementioned he wasn’t very stylish either, and because of this lack of integration with other teenagers he found himself being very awkward around women. Sex was never healthily discussed by his parents in the Shapiro household. The only memories he had of anything sexual was the creaking springs of his parents bed paired with deep moans from his mother every few months, his father would always say that sex was only for heterosexual married couples. Hearing his parent’s sexual groans, made his winky hard, but Ben had no idea why. It was around this time (14), when Ben had discovered masturbation, he was a bit of a late bloomer and was very much sexually suppressed, so who can blame the kid. His sister had a clothing catalogue and he caught a peek at the female underwear section, it was hardly anything

I wonder what they were talking about during the month-long journey to King's Landing.

>how did one of the best warriors in the world and a anime assassin girl reach that far into the red keep while a dragon was destroying it

beats me, mate

This, up until that point Arya killing Cercei was a valid plan

Sandor probably didn't mind until the keep started crumbling. He didn't want his daughterfu to die with him. It's not fucking rocket science.

Based brainlet, I've seen a lot of you and your brothers today

2 goo things that happened in S8e5
>Tyrion and Jamie scene
>Clegane Bowl

>tfw no scene of Gregor killing the dragon

Wanted some kino of the dragon landing and roasting him, and he just grabs it by the teeth and rips its jaw off or something. Not even without precedent, in the past one of the old Targ dragons was killed by knight after roasting him.

No, it was shite.
The Hound's arc was about finding a reason to live, but instead he just sinks back into suicidal revenge and depression.
And Arya is so inconsistently written - in every other episode this season she's been a psycho badass death-worshipper, but for some reason they transformed her back into frightened girl who needed to learn about life from the grizzled veteran. Totally baffling.

hello normie, cleganebowl was terrible.

Yes it was, but not worse than the rest of the episode.

Cleganebowl should had been half the episode

Oh that's funny how you think guns can't change what happens in that moment you little ignorant piece of shit. Tell you what, I actually was in the same situation just last week, thank almighty Jesus (God Bless America) I was busy polishing one of my fifty guns (I spend 3 hours a day cleaning them) until it shines so much you need eye protection to look at it, this little fuck and his friend broke into my house and the first thing I could think about was pumping over 9000 rounds sticky burning hot load into their mouth. So I got up and shouted "YEET MOTHERFUCKER! REEEEEEEEEE!" before firing my sticky burning hot load into them both like CHK CHK BOOM! and watch them bleed out on the floor and beg for mercy. They happened to be black, but to be honest, I am an equal opportunity guy, doesn't matter if they were green white black or olbanian I would have turned them into God damn beehive thank almighty Jesus (God Bless America)

n.b. before you cry racism. I am actually second generation African American Homosexual Orthodox Jew with 25% Proud Cherokee gene. Whatever you say has no merit when all you do is play Fortnite, bigot, go back to school and finish your useless gender study lesson so you can get a job polishing my shoe. I am also a weight lifter thanks to my supreme mixed gene and Mensa membership which I obtained after seven days of drinking binge.

I will break your basedboy skull with one finger. Before you post more shit, ask your mother if she likes wearing black, and get yourself some medical insurance.>

>The Hound's arc was about finding a reason to live

He did find it. He fought for the living against the Night King.

>Hound didn't even light his sword on fire
Why did he bother with Beric and his crew?

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>>Tyrion and Jamie scene
No, it was crap too.
Jamie DID care about civilians, canonically. He also shouldn't have been pussy-whipped by Cersei as hard as he was.
Clegane bowl was disappointing in everything except the level of ultraviolence it had, but even then, it was let down by the fact that none of it mattered, neither of them won, and the rules of what exactly Gregor was turned into weren't explained and didn't seem to make sense.
>he's a robot... but not really
>he's alive... but not really
>he's a mundane zombie... but stabbing him in the head doesn't kill him

A reason to live for himself - not just to be a "dog of war".

>dude, fuck the people i sacrificed my honor to save lmao, never cared for them
yeah, no

This was a fuck up, I agree.

He tried that with that little village, remember? Berric told him he had a purpose - to fight for the living, and Sandor accepted it.

Why didn't Arya just tell Jon or Dany that she could go kill Cersei ez pz with no collateral damage and win the war for them?

In a few months we will see a director's cut of Endgame and 90% of it will be Thanos Farming Simulator.

Little known fact: this scene was the last they shot for Endgame. Josh Brolin wanted to properly convey the character of a farmer, so he method acted and bought himself several acres of land and began to farm in the months leading up to the shoot.

However, the Thanos Farming Simulation was so immersive that he forgot that he was actually acting for this scene. No longer able to act for the Russos, the directors then ordered the other actors to use all their strength to pin the farmer Brolin down. They gave Chris Hemsworth a real axe (which they later used special effects to transform into Stormbreaker) and threatened to end his career if he didn't lop off Brolin's hand before his head.

That night Hemsworth laid in bed, unable to sleep, thinking only one thing. What have I done.

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop

But then that didn't matter...

didn't read lol

Kino

Why? He saved Arya, who ultimately killed the Night King.

What makes the whole ‘old grizzled man acting like a father to young girl’ relationship so good?

Men are supposed to be grizzled and girls are supposed to need protection. It's natural.

>When Arya says 'Im going to kill her' like the little goblin she is.

>explicitly says that killing cersei will save lives if they do it quickly
>realises the entire keep is crumbling
>explicitly says cersei is dead anyway so arya should gtfo of dodge

People like you are the reason writers worry that the audience won't understand the shifting dynamics of a situation without being handheld and you retards still need further explaining.

Father instinct.

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I hoped theyd make him somehow end with Sansa.I forgot D&D deleted most of their interactions in the show.

>do you feel in charge?

It was Yoren during Ned's death in S1, tells her to look at him so she doesn't see her father decapitated

What a fucking fantastically worded post. Thanks, user.

Because he was fucked up from an untreated neck wound. Arya even commented how the infection had him moving slower.

Didn't he have an infected bite on his neck, also he was taking a shit and get interrupted.

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The joker says it to fake batman in the dark knight

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