What if a nine month pregnant Anne Frank had teleported in front of Drogon as he was incinerating the Tarly and Lannister armies? Would he be instantly drawn to this young pregnant Jewish girl? Would he lower his head so she could pet him? Would he snuggle up beside her like a cat to keep her warm at night Edition?
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admit it, the episode was good
i get that hes evil but i felt so bad lmao, it just feels like a nice old grandpa with a doctor hobby to me
>Japan surrenders
>Americans nuke it twice anyway because they have to show off their power
Wow clap clap clap revenge for pearl harbour 10/10
>Kings Lansing surrenders
>Danny burns it anyway because she has to show off her power
OMF FUXKING FEMINAZI INCEL QUEEN MAD QUEEN FUCKING MONSTER TYRANT WHORE
compared to the rest of the season, it was less shit
He wanted the good girl but he needed the bad pussy, pure pottery
>jAmIeS aRc iS rUiNeD
I am still fucking pissed about what they did to Euron
Dany will be disposed of and the true king will rule!
pic unrelated, it's Stannis
>rewriting history
Based commies.
SEETHING DANYFAGS
So the rapist guy was just Bran warging, right?
>Funds everyone
>Everyone dies
He's never getting paid is he?
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH SAVE ME PYCELLE
The time traveling demon who possesses people is the new king, and this is a good thing.
one good scene is all I wanted, that's what I expect from this show now
literally a jojo reference
>evil
go back to plebbit
*ahem*
Cleganebown was shit.
>america dropped the nukes after japan surrendered
>Lord Luthor Tyrell was the father of Mace Tyrell, the Lord of Highgarden and the head of House Tyrell. He was survived by his widow Olenna Tyrell, known as the "Queen of Thorns".[1][2]
>In his youth, Luthor was expected to marry Viola Redwyne. The night before he was due to propose to her, however, Viola's sister Olenna "stumbled" upon his bedchamber after allegedly getting lost after her embroidery lesson. The next morning, Luthor did not propose to Viola; in fact, he never left his chamber, as he couldn't walk, and could only think of what Olenna had given him the night before.[3]
why are the tyrell women such semen demons
was it good?
I actually liked Jaime and Cersei's last scene. "Nothing else matters, only us" is honestly a fitting end for them
falsehood
I have never seen so much plot armour in my life.
Apologize.
Justification for a Bravosi invasion of Westeros
Japan surrendered AFTER the 2 nukes and the USSR army moving in.
Japanese actually didn't know what a nuke is, they just thought they are getting regularly bombed. At the time of the first nuke, nobody knew what a nuke is, think about it.
Miss me yet?
Meme request:
Can someone take the clip of Drogon carpet bombing the city like he is playing pacman and just add Fortunate son playing in background!?
>literally stolen from dark souls 2
No, it was badly executed, and the cuts destroyed the whole momentum.
It was pretty good compared to the others, but also really retarded.
would she still burn the city if he gave his auntie a kiss?
>Danny Killed more people than the Night King.
Also dont forget razing cities to the ground is normal practices in war.
>Arya kills Dany
>Bran wargs into the horse and fucks Dany
>then fucks Arya
When Danneh's ded, I wont Sanser to sit on the thrun
>Sea is ruled by Euron, Tranny Army arrives by ship
>Sieges are fought with the defenders outside the walls, EVERY TIME
>hundreds of archers, not shooting a single arrow, EVERY TIME
>Cavalry charges in front, EVERY TIME
>special equipment has no use, EVERY TIME
How are Normalfags missing this? They hate the show for the wrong reasons.
>The nukes were dropped after the gooks surrendered
retard
I warned you that Emilia Clarke said in interviews that Dany does a lot of bad shit.
I warned you that there was a casting call for the invading army to rape the women in KL.
I warned you that the bell leaks come from a dependable leaker who's 99% right.
I warned you that the Spanish leaks have no source and are most likely fake.
I warned you that Dany&Dothraki&Unsullied are NOT for peacefully taking over the city.
I warned you not to fall for the fake leaks.
But, nooo, you gotta post those fanfiction-tier spanish leaks and the delusional photos of Dany with a sword pommel that somehow counts as 'proof' of that leak. Well, you can't say I didn't warn you this would happen.
>(((Braavos)))
>varys coughs
>gets executed
>teleports to kings landing to fight and die with hound
what did he mean by this?
holy fucking plebbit yourself
someone did this last season with the field of fire
don't have the link anymore
twitter.com
needs a .webm
then you didn't watch episode 3
what's this bodytype called?
oh god. yes.
The cuts to Quasimodo destroyed this scene.
>you gotta post those fanfiction-tier spanish leaks It was one person in massive denial.
>there are people alive today named after Danaerys
>Ned furious at Tywin for doing it
>Stannis refuses to do it to Claw Isle
>Dany’s Advisors tell her not to
Qyburn struck me as the kind of person who would quietly slip out of the Red Keep through the tunnels once he found out that Cersei had no hope of winning. I'm surprised he stayed with her until the very end.
Is Elaria still alive inside the Red Keep?
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
I laughed when cersei just casually walks past the hound after having her entourage kill themselves.
wow varys gone man
t. american
Better than episode 3
Everybody knew this from the beginning you dumb frogposter
She probably was but now is dead
the americans sent the japanese an ultimatum: surrender or face a rain of fire the likes of which the world has never seen before.
the japs didn't respond to the message. the US then dropped two nukes and japan finally surrendered realizing there wouldn't be a japan left if they didn't.
in case they didn't surrender, the US was capable of producing enough uranium to make one bomb every week. they had a pre-made list of cities they were going to destroy for each week that japan didn't surrender.
>referencing a quote not even in the show somehow makes you a good writer
>a white horse HAS to be a quaithe reference it can't just be a white horse
The Mountain looks like Abomination from The Incredible Hulk.
Reminder that in real life (((They))) always fund both sides and (((They))) always win.
Nope
I miss her, lads. In the end she was just a scare little girl that wanted to protect her baby.
Press F for Varys
What was (((Their))) tax policy?
>He tells arya not to go in because something else will probably kill cersei and he doesn't wanna see her get hurt
>doesn't kill cersei when shes right next to him
cool
CUTE
I already forgot what happened in episode 3
on one hand, this was utterly horrendous writing
on the other hand, i am enjoying the unimaginable seething coming from dany finally revealing what she's like in the books
Post yfw King Bran officialy declares rape legal
Retarded slavboo tankie nigger
The episode was fucking great. I've been saying for years that Dany is a psychopath but all I got was YASSS shit. Who just stands there with no remorse when her brother is brutally murdered?
>Main character gets swarmed by 50 wights
>Friend kills one of them
>they all magically dissapear
>yfw Euron fucked Jaime's son
>Japan
>surrendering before the nukes
Danyfag education
F
also F for Stannis
What Danny did would be like continuing to nuke Japan after its unconditional surrender.
It is no exaggeration to say Danny is literally worse than Hitler
>rape is now legal
>but illegal rape is encouraged because it makes my crippled pp hard
People now debate what "illegal rape" means now that rape is legal
>be named King in the North
>bend the knee to some dumb bitch
>vouch for her to your family and countrymen
>she’s my queen and she’s a good person I swear
>whoops turns out she’s his aunt
>whoops turns out she’s going to kill countless innocent people
Can we all agree that Jon Snow played himself like the dumb cuck that he is? Sansa is NEVER going to let him live this down.
>i get that hes evil
What did he do that was evil?
BELLS
>tfw he executes jon for stopping a rapist
Bran confirmed for Brother Dean of GoT
>Grey Nigger attacks unarmed soldiers and civilians even though Drogon is doing enough damage by himself and the lannister soldiers didn't even plan to retaliate at all
What did DABID mean by this?
It had Cleganebowl, the only reason I had to watch this show after episode 3
It was fine but not good
*Sansa*
Jon Snow?
more like Jon Slow
I'm a danyfag now.
It was great, YASSS QUEEN BURN THE TRAITORS
* * * ATTENTION * * *
* * * THIS IS NOT A DRILL * * *
POST YOUR FACE WHEN DANY DIES IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES
Northern scum participated in the massacre as well
*COUGH*
I-It's not ov...
*COUGH COUGH*
IT'S NOT...
*HUARGHH ARRGH*
COUGHPOSTING ISN'T DEAD
*VOMITS*
He's fine. People have survived worse
FOR MISS SUN DAE
Lol what the fuck is that running.
Are there any summary videos up? I don't even want to watch the episode.
Cersei has given him free reign over the dungeons and all of the city’s prisoners including noble houses, he injects stuff into them and cuts parts off and waits to see what happens. Most maesters cut open the dead to discover the secrets of life, Qyburn cuts open the living to discover the secrets of death. This is happening on a larger scale than by his competitors like Ramsay and Vargo.
Someone post as much mad Dany as possible.
God she was so fucking hot this episode and I've never really found her attractive.
Been waiting for 7 seasons
based bran9000
what the fuck
Dany are you ok? Dany are you ok? Are you Ok dany? dany are you ok? dany are you ok? ARE YOU OK DANY
Yes! Its perfect!
here is your summary:
bitch wants the D, doesnt receive it, gets mad, kills everybody.
>IAN MCELHINNEY SAID THAT GEORGE HAS ALREADY FINISHED BOOK 6 AND 7 BUT IS IN AN AGREEMENT WITH D&D TO NOT PUBLISH THEM UNTIL THE SHOW IS DONE
>IAN MCELHINNEY SAID THAT GEORGE HAS ALREADY FINISHED BOOK 6 AND 7 BUT IS IN AN AGREEMENT WITH D&D TO NOT PUBLISH THEM UNTIL THE SHOW IS DONE
>IAN MCELHINNEY SAID THAT GEORGE HAS ALREADY FINISHED BOOK 6 AND 7 BUT IS IN AN AGREEMENT WITH D&D TO NOT PUBLISH THEM UNTIL THE SHOW IS DONE
>IAN MCELHINNEY SAID THAT GEORGE HAS ALREADY FINISHED BOOK 6 AND 7 BUT IS IN AN AGREEMENT WITH D&D TO NOT PUBLISH THEM UNTIL THE SHOW IS DONE
IT'S HAPPENING
>meme Cleganebowl into existence
>incompetent writers sacrifice half the penultimate episode for an inevitably unsatisfying fight scene with no real plot relevance
NONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sounds about right.
Same here. Something about insane women that just makes them irresistably hot.
Robb, Ned and Grey wind have finally been avenged
Why did she burn everything?
>keeping up with horses
damn, the unsullied fast af
man I didn't want him to die, he was sort of cute
he's like a discount jaime
>google Aegon Targaryen
>first result: John Snow
Wew.
The "leak" going around was implanted to throw you off of the real content of the final episode.
Ire fag here,
>Bran warged Drogon and took control
>Dany wanted to kill cersei face to face not have rubble do it for her. >Bran took control of Drogon and had to cast her as the bad guy.
>She locks up Tyrion believing she was framed somehow, that her Dragon was fucked with somehow and only he had access to him (she doesn't know about Jaime being freed, no one does)
>Shes gone scizophrenic but for very real reasons, she feels like someone is working against her, she just has no concept that it's literally Bran
>She starts hearing a voice in the flames
>Jon doesn't swear himself to her and then stab her, she makes him kill her because she doesn't want to live anymore
>Bran then becomes King by these actions he takes.
The reason Drogon appears nowhere in the leaks is being that's the big thing that happens: He disappears after the burning of Kings Landing and leaves Dany completely defenseless other than the Dothraki's etc. Which the leak also doesn't talk about what happens with them.
Dany will become good guy again but be murdered by the characters on the show believing by all outright proof that she is the bad guy. Only she knows the truth that her Dragon wasn't acting normal anymore, and the Dragon itself isn't here anymore.
Final scene I won'd spoil because I legitimately want to see the reactions here. Minor spoiler, it features Ghost.
YAS QUEEN SLAY
he didn't die on screen so you can be sure as fuck that he'll be the one to kill dany next episode
Rank and file soldiers, not lords of noble houses. They had Stark soldiers being cunts to the smallfolk in the early seasons as well, doesn’t make Ned a bad guy.
>there's probably another zombie out there
>digs up Jaime
>
>the entire reason that Jaime killed Aerys was to save innocent lives
>Jaime: I don't care about innocent lives
Braavos, D&D.
only if its beautiful
>yfw Arya kills her
>complaining about Clegane taking up time when half the episode was dedicated to Arya running simulator
Is Bran Loki now
*FARTS*
>Burn them Dany, burn them all.
Starting staredown was memeworthy at least
who the fuck even is this?
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S REAL
drogon isn't in the leaks cause they dont film anything
it's cgi
there's nobody to leak it cause it's all computers n shit
Hot new theory: Jon leads his people North, beyond the Wall, and forms a new reverse-Night's Watch, defending the Wall from the Northern side against mad Dany and her forces, and forming a new civilization after reuniting with Tormund and the wildlings and Ghost.
Next episode-
*Dany addresses her troops standing in front of a destroyed and still on fire Kings Landing*
"Look at what Sansa has done"
>varys gets executed for being a traitor
>the iron fleet jobs to drogon
>golden company gets rekt in like 20 seconds
>lannisters get rekt
>everyone gets burned/raped to death
>jaime and cersei die
There you go
So he’s basically a rip off of Josef Mengle
They have been snorting coke and fucking prostitutes for the last few years now, I doubt they have read the book since they wrote season 4.
>Arya sails to Braavos
>Kills the two guards outside the Iron Bank
>Points Needle at Tycho's throat
>"Valar Morghulis" she says, bravely staring into his eyes
>with a look of complete fear on his face he utters the phrase "Valar Dohaeris", rendering Westeros's debt paid
>she leaves the bank and looks over the the house of black and white
>Jaqen says "A girl has learned"
>End credits
bravo d&d
So can someone explain Jaime's rememption arc to me?
SOURCE NIGGA
>Bran didn't do anything because 'it had to be this way'
>Danny had to go crazy and level KL so that Jon would kill her and leave drogon as his pet-warg so that he could assume control of the realm
This is what Crayon Bros actually thought the audience would be surprised by isn't? Except they themselves didn't think 'why hasn't Bran warged into drogon yet?'
Just saw the new ep
>mfw Arya kills the NK
I didn't expect Dany would go that far, it's like she was targeting innocents and her own on purpose.
Cersei deserved a more memorable death, she was a real bitch
Th Nips surrendered and immediately began making anime which violated the Geneva Convention leaving the US no choice
Turns out it was nothing.
maybe it was Bran who controlled her
Green screen is jarring
LOL
>Ghost
He better get that fucking hug
imagine fucking that pale mare lol
>ywn have sex with Danys while watching KL burn in the background
It's not fair bros.
Based Barry.
KEK
For fuck sake, Dabid.
This scene was pretty cool, reminded me of Dark Souls and one of the best atmospheres in the series.
Wrong
Golden Company amounted to exactly fucking nothing
On the bright side, Jonsa is looking a lot more likely!
Cute!
t. Dothraki
Bran controlled the Dragon to cast her as the bad guy for the good of the realm. He then sends the dragon back home to Valyria so she's completely alone in final episode.
>you cant stay here you need to move if you want to leave.
>10 seconds later
mfw
>SPIRAL PRETTY
but in australia it goes the other way
explain this
Hound just knew Mountain would still be in the destroyed red keep? What would he do if he already left with Cersei? Just die in the collapse?
Morons: Muh character arc!! D&D are making this all up Jaime was good now! His character would never have done this!!!
Three seasons ago:
Bronn: "How do you want to die?"
Jaime:
ian is fucking based
She sat atop her dragon, looking down at the cowering masses as they begged for mercy.
The deafening chaos had since given way to an uneasy silence.
Almost at a loss for what to do next, she can only look upon them in a show of dominance.
And then it came...
The bells. They rang out throughout the city. It was over. The enemy had laid down their arms. The war was won.
And those joyful bells rang and rang, heralding the arrival of the rightful queen of Westeros. It was the moment she was waiting for her whole life. The only thing she thought about for every night for as long as she could remember. Time seemed to slow down as she took it all in.
But as those cheery bells rang on and on, she was felt the doubt seeping in.
Even the Dothraki that survived the "death charge " in Winterfell are more numerous than the golden company apparently.
>everyone complains that episode 3 wasn't well lit and too dark
>so D&D light everything up in ep 5
based
Australia doesn't exist.
What happened bros?
No dude, bro, it was like swastika or some shit, see => Pure kino.
>not a toilet
>Cersei dies
>Jaime dies
>Varys dies
>Euron probably dies
>Cleganebowl
>Hound dies
>Mountain dies
>all anyone is talking about is D&D ruining Dany’s character
Do you realize how insane this is? Clegane fucking bowl happens and instead of people losing their shit over it all their doing is complaining about Dany. How can these hacks fuck up so badly?
you white ass niggas gotta admit he's right
IT'S REAAAALLLL
I just want to be subverted, and have Dany live via faking her death so that Jon and her could go far in the North where incest doesn't matter and bang each others brains out spawing Targaeryan little shits that would go for the Iron throne again in the future. Now the wall will be made with scorpions upon scorpions[/spoilers]
this is irony, right? the pale mare is a disease that hits mereen
This is her victory, isn't it? Why doesn't it feel like her victory? Maybe she didn't really get all she wanted... this was as much Tyrion's victory... he got everything he wanted... his worthless family is still alive. His city has been saved. He betrayed her and disrespected her and comes out a hero in the end. This is as much the north's victory... They gained the protection of her armies, forced into fighting a war that wasn't theirs. She watched her men get slaughtered, her columns decimated and her beloved child killed, brought back in a twisted form, and wrangled by a strange abomination of nature. She gave them everything, and they treated her like the dirt beneath the feet. All while fawning over and singing songs to their beloved "King of the North", Jon... Jon... Jon's victory. This is Jon's victory. The heir to the Targeryan dynasty. He will always be their king. To those unwashed, ungrateful peasants down there. They had no love for her. The bells rang and rang, loud and mockingly, celebrating the failure that she has become. And what a failure it was. Had she come all that far from days where she was bathed in fine soaps and decked with gold and married off for the aspirations of others? No. She was still that. A tool for the aspirations of others. That story she always told herself... "Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name...". A lie. A lie that everyone secretly laughed at knowing she was no queen. Just a worthless, mad, idealist. That story of Westeros celebrating her return. A lie. Even her new story of people fearing her... A lie.
Yes please!
Any other remixes in this ep?
>The Hound's "LOOK AT ME" line from Blackwater
>The Mountain crushing eyes
>Jaime's "it's just you and me" speech from S1
>Hound let Arya travel that entire way before convincing her not to be there with him
What did he mean by this
Down the toilet it goes.
You're right.
The Uchihas (Targaryens) were a mistake.
.t Varys
>Steal from Dark Souls for Cleganebowl
>Steal from Total War for the beginning of the siege
The bells had long since faded into background noise in her head. She couldn't hear anything save for a voice forcing its way to the forefront of her mind. Jorah... Missandrei... Her beloved children... The voice got louder and louder as everything she lost flashed through her head like lightning... Tyrion... Varys... Sansa... Jon... As she turned her gaze towards the Red Keep, her lips started to quiver as she almost began to mouth the deafing echo in her head...
"Burn them all"
"Burn them all"
TENS OF THOUSANDS (of dothraki)
How exactly have they ruined her character?
why doesn't she wear her hair like this and fuck off with the cakey makeup and pink haired bangs? she would look so much better IRL
He could sense his power
When, and why, did the Hound stop wearing armour? Why is he just wearing that padded shit?
It was all actually a commentary on Trump betraying his voters.
Daenerys arc:
> a woman is married to a strong man who rapes her every night
> after N rapes, she finally gets to love him
> she shows being incapable of ruling a city, let alone a realm
> her cruelty (burning/crucifixion) is in a league of its own, compared to the other kingdoms ruled by more sensible men
> despite winning all wars, her instability makes her unfit to rule, something that most men agree on
Sansa's arc:
> a naive girl is thrown into extreme violence (including public shaming, beatings, rapes, etc)
> this extreme violence is what causes her to become a mature woman, which wouldn't have happened otherwise, as stated by herself
> after experiencing this extreme violence and becoming wise and experienced, she's radically against the settlement of exotic foreigners in her white snow-covered homeland
Gray Worm's and Missandei's arc:
> people with one particular skin colour are great at following orders from people with other skin colours, the best in the world at obeying, really
> but as soon as they're free to think by themselves, all they care about is violence
> either they're feared by all local inhabitants (Meereen, Winterfell) or they destroy the places they enter (Astapor, Kings Landing)
So. Final verdict on D&D?
>in the light
>in the dark
>has the highground
BRAVO D&D
>solo was fun
The best waifu
Morons: Muh character arc!! D&D are making this all up Arya was Azor Ahai now! Her character would never have done this!!!
Four seasons ago:
Arya: "How will I save the world?"
Melisandre: Blue eyes lmao
You can't make anything wrong if you do nothing.
what happened to dragon armor?
Regardless of what you think of Dany as a character, we're all in agreement Emilia needs an Emmy for her performance this season, right?
Normalfags want Dany to be a strong powerful woman who don’t need no man. She ends up being literally Hitler.
FUCK ALL NORMIES
It's the new meme complaint. If a character doesn't turn out the way you want, you can vent your anger by saying their character is ruined or inconsistent or w/e.
There's still 1 episode left.
if a feminist wrote a post like this to criticize the show, every one of you would be saying how it's completely inaccurate and mischaracterizes the actual events.
she's a terrible actress
Post more spicy memes.
little finger was the heart of the show and what made the first seasons so good. once they stopped focusing on him, it all went downhill
>The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Peasanthad not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.
>Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate them
Kind of took me out of it when she paused to deliver this monologue
>jon battles stuff
>tries to get closer to the place dany is to kill her
>arya jumps from shadows and stabs dany
youtube.com
He's right if you only hate them cause they're popular. Not the case tho.
user, I... There's a fuck ton of makeup in that pic as well.
>go in and have a good time
But if it's bad, how can I have a good time?
that was before Dany went mad
It took a Soviet invasion of Manchuria AND the two nukes to make the japs surrender first, you retard
i think it was really obvious that Dany burning down KL is something GRRM imagined for the end, and it will work in the books because Dany, psychologically, is already heading there
but in the show, d&d tried so hard to show her in a positive light and show only the good sides of her decisions. choosing to show the flipside of her actions in the penultimate episode really comes off as forced, despite the fact it shouldn't be. d&d shouldn't have forced dany to look like such a good guy earlier, and this would make more sense.
i understand the unsullied and dothraki doing what they do best, but d&d should have spread dany's descent into madness over two seasons, not two episodes
the megafridge
there's no iron throne anymore right ?
so no one will sit on it
Why didn’t they recast Arya once puberty hit and she ends up being a goblin? They recast multiple characters on the show. Fuck she has faceless men powers now. Why doesn’t she just wear the face of a really attractive actress 24/7.
Redpilled but shit writers
Has nothing to do with D&D, it all comes from GRRM's outlining of the events. And we all know GRRM is based.
Look at the lines instead of events if you wanna look at D&Ds contribution
get subverted
Though All Men Do Despise Us
Last episode's ending was brilliantly acted on Cersei and Tyrion's part. You can tell that Cersei was actually starting to seriously consider Tyrion's offer of surrender until she looked at Daenarys and saw the hate in her eyes.
>Brandon Stark, First of His Name, King of the blah blah
>sits in a chair literally all the time making creepy faces at people
>is the best king in history because he doesn't have to do shit
>just waits around for things to happen
>spends all his time watching women get raped
can't fucking wait
It was as maximally as good as the preceeding 3 episodes could allow it to be.
BAR ROASTIES FUCKING WHEN?
She's terrible but now that she's insane I find her incredibly hot all of a sudden.
>the Valonqar turned out to be a piece of rubble that crushes Jaime&Cersei together
based D&D giving us the payoff we've been waiting for so long
Based. Danyfags are going through the stages of grief now. Also, checked.
'I have finally ended...the Game of Thrones'
>*wheels up*
Varys really let himself go
there's no valonqar in the show
Remind me again why we hate Margaery?
No shit. Source?
Shh don't think about it.
The castle/city will be mostly fine next episode.
>first of his name
Found the retard
>zero survivors
>sneak peek shows that Dany's army survived
Fucking Targshit can't even get it right. Zero means zero you dumb fuck
The building was called the Little Brother, deal with it goy.
>Dany brings brown horsefuckers over to rape white people
>gets raped to death by a white horse
Pottery
the spanish leaks were mostly right though
Targ fucking shits
The only way to salvage this season.
if you think about it, the situation is kinda fucked
>IRL refugee crisis
>bleeding heart libs go all out with the propaganda
>characters on the show talk about "foreign hordes" and how it is dangerous to bring them over etc. etc.
>expecting the average GoT-bot not to immediately support Dany even stronger
kinda telling that they stole from worst souls too
Flapjack tits.
God i hope he's not joking
And? I mean, compared to other shit seen in this series that doesn't sound so evil
>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”
>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”
>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”
>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again
>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed
Awesome!
underrated post
>varys "power resides where men believe it resides"
>northman
>seven hells!
What did he mean by this?
What the actual fuck lmao
You can also blame it on the music that plays when she does something. Instead of having that heroic theme play, they could have played an ominous theme.
why wouldn't they have just not killed rhaegal off previously, then kill her this episode
and then that could have been the catalyst for her rage
would have made more sense to me
Tyrion indirectly killed her by having Jaimie lead her under the castle where she was crushed
>there's no iron throne anymore right ?
This is what drives her mad again
She rides the dragon and burns her own army, then marches north to burn everything.
>implying it doesn't fit the show better with this mistake
I havent watched pass episode 1 of the new season, could someone write me a list of the important shit that happened?
Last thread for the night
>The only way to salvage this season.
is dany getting killed
No, he says he "has heard". That's not the same as confirming it. People have been saying this for years it's nothing to get hyped over.
>Game of thrones is fun
I unironically had a good time watching daenerys go full targ. Finally i have been vindicated.
Japs aren't human
I was literally thinking of this just a while ago. People act like it's such a shock and uncalled for that the "good guys" would massacre a city to make a point, when in real life it happens all the time. Imagine, GoT bringing shitty cruel reality to fantasy.
Funny thing is probably 90% of the SJW status quo liberal types crying about Dany are atom bomb apologists.
that would be a proper ending
better yet would be Summerhall
but showfags wouldn't understand
He kept his testicles
lmao not as bad as 3 but worse than 4 easily
I bet the Total War game they played was Rome 2.
And they played on the easiest difficulty only using melee units, would explain the siege setups for all the battles this season.
the spanish leaks centered around dany NOT going mad and tyrion being an absolute traitor
literally the opposite happened
keep coping
He shouldn't have left cersei to begin with
No it wasn't.
>shit cgi everywhere
>retarded fighting
>dragged on with scenes about arya going through Kings landing
>murdered Jaime's character arc
>drogon single handedly taking down iron fleet, KL defenses and the golden company
This is without even touching retarded stuff that carried on from last episode and how badly Dany going crazy was handled
What if Margaery was a Targ and didn't die from tthe Sept exploding?
BE GONE TARG SHITS
God I hated this
What normalfags don't realize is, the problem isn't that Jaime went back.
The problem is that he actually decided to stay with Brienne for a moment.
The episode was shot months ago.
I was sad about this. Mountain looked like shit, and the duel got constantly cut to goblinno running in the city (like they have a responsibility to give her screentime at this point even if irrelevant.) No good choreography. And le epic leap of death was a retarded end. It was a waste of what could have been the penultimate duel of the series. Hound jobbing to Brienne was even superior.
She said she didn't plan to return anyway. But he tells her to return and she immediately does.
this just in he also has the prequels written
Yep.
>Hound has suicidal desire to kill brother despite him rarely having shown a desire to kill the Mountain at all (clearly D&D just pandering to Cleganebowl fans)
>Shit CGI
>Mountain suddenly being a literal invincible T-1000
>The falling and dying together bit
I won't believe "both books", but he might have actually finished 6 by now.
>Mountain suddenly being a literal invincible T-1000
Being a reanimated corpse may have something to do with that.
>Hound has suicidal desire to kill brother
Did you miss the Dragon's Pit scene?
Come on, where's the Jojo edit already
Imagine thinking this is good """photography"""
