Yfw haven't seen a single gay of thrones episode

Sauce?

Yeah but she'll forever be known as that chick in the insane milkers that got ass raped in the bath in the Rome Pilot.

>instead watches BLACKED & FAGGED: The Show
Black Sials is the White Man's Adventure History SHow.

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>Now this is podracing!

I wonder what her family and friends thought when they saw it

>she will never be your mother
fugg

black sails is even more of what you just said lol
and shits on real history for a gay oc

GOAT torpedo tits

Imagine being her father. Seriously imagine Christmas dinner that year.

That character is literally a butt pirate.

>real history
>Treasure Island

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>Sials

>yaass kween max alive
>gay homo butt pirate alive
>gay homo butt pirate's dead gay homo butt lover secretly alive
lmao

You mean The Last Kingdom

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Sauce?

Jesus christ look at her udders.

>Chad Flint is Bi and fucks the Lord's wife and Tops him
>Silver BLEACHES the "princess"
>Eleanor gets BTFO
>Anne is Based all the way
>"m-muh f-fags"
>watches a show set in a Green Screen Room where they all homoerotically touch each other, shit on Rome, worship niggers and fight with 300's bargain-bin effects
WEW!
Pirates were degenerates of the highest order, but yeah, I bet they drew the line at buttfucking...
>oh ho ho no no no no a TtyPO OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>gay homo butt pirate alive
>>gay homo butt pirate's dead gay homo butt lover secretly alive
How are (you) THIS much of a brainlet?

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>not watching Grounded For Life reruns

Any pornstar with similar glorious milkers? It's for research.

lmao imagine being the person who posted this

AHEM
FUCK GOTFAGS
FUCK STARSHIT
FUCK CAPESHIT
FUCK NIGGERS AND
FUCK JANNIES
*drops pin*

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>gay homo butt pirate alive
>gay homo butt pirate's dead gay homo butt lover secretly alive
>believing Long John Silver's lies

>As much as I would love to have my name out there, I think it’s safer to keep that kind of scene low key. I think you all know why (laughs)! Is a bit late now but still, not one person in New Zealand has mentioned that scene so I’m hoping it stays that way for now.

www.clattoverata.com/2010/07/10/clatto-exclusive-meet-laura-surrich-the-slave-girl-in-spartacus-blood-and-sand/

Leah Gotti

Based

Is Spartacus good fap material? Tired of hardcore studio porn and amateur crap.

Now I need me some porn with breeding cows bros.

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Batiatus ruins it.

literally perfect

MILK

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Imagine what her tits will look like while pregnant

why didn't she just do porn

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>both of them ended their careers too soon

It's not fair

M
O
M
M
Y

BTFO

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Imagine after the dinner ;)

What scene from The Mummy is this?

How did this ruin her career? I would hire her.

Did they have the SEX for real?

Apparently she didn't even know he was going to be simulating sex and choking her so the reaction being genuine helps me turn rock hard.

This is rome i think

of course you idiot, all sex scene you've seen in a movie is real

More like The Mommy.

Silly woman.

10/10

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there are homos left?

jfyi most girls like it when you slap and choke them lightly
even the vanilla ones

that's the fucking point lol. By the time they get to AFFC all the "good men" are fucking dead. That's what war does to a population.

Do you have a link for the interview or just her name ?

>all sex scene you've seen in a movie is real

>He doesnt realise actors actually do have sex with each other half the time.

She’s what I imagine a goddess of fertility would look like

Katie Kox.
Katrina Jade.
Sensual Jane.

a german and a white guy

mate, read the fucking thread you

Its in the thread bro.

Her tiddies are like perfect udders. How does she look like today?

Real? Fake don't count.

hownew.ru?

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he's talking about spartacus dummy

rome invented implants

I'm at a loss of words, anyone knows how nude actresses even deal with this shit? Any articles out there?
I have a family, we all do I think. We watch TV, go do the groceries, we've shared a past; I remember how my parents and brothers helped me do homework when I couldn't. And now, if I got a role at some Tv series, I'd happily tell them.

>Hey, my actor career is finally beginning! I'm at X show!

And they'll watch it, for sure. But now I can't imagine being that titcow and my whole family seeing a full sex tape of myself while knowing it's airing on live TV and I get paid for it. That's my life now. And we get to Christmas dinner.. and we start talking about what we've been up to.. yeah.

she doesn't look like a slave, she looks too "distinguished"

wasted trips for a redditor

Black Sails has certain connections to "/got/"

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is there a lot of rape in this?

>That perfect, fully natural perk while still being massive
BREHS

youtube.com/watch?v=gKwrFT29OhQ
>burns coal
>becomes single mother
>blames white ppl for it
>becomes a christian

lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=g3ddFbBmFzk

how historical is this?

>I made $1k for an hours work, I'm getting $50k a month
Assuming you actually work

whats her name ?

she would have been perfect for it

BASED retard

since I saw this episode I only fap to her, she's such a cute

It's great, but there's occasional gay scene to be careful of.

My thought exactly. I'de probably disown her if I was the father.
>Its not porn ITS ART!

Laura Surrich. Don't bother searching, she hasn't done anything else.

Imagine going to work the next day as the father and over hearing all your mates talking about how they jerked off to the scene. Imagine all your friends who watched your daughter grow up over the years finally getting to see her cunt and tits.

and then you have to let them fuck her because they won't stop bugging you about it until they get to...

This, think about it logically.

Ceasar never served under Crassus. But crassus younger son did serve under ceasar in gaul campaign.

What's up with those tits?

what? never seen a naked woman outside of porn, kid?

She was pregnant at the time.

believe it or not but most people don't discuss their jerkoff sessions at work

Imagine being her husband irl
-hey honey how was the shooting today? Did you get any lines?

so that's why people avoid me

if everyone at your workplace is full of pussyfied faggots of course not

They do discuss the latest GoT episodes so it's likely they would talk about this series if they followed it at that workplace. ESPECIALLY if the father himself mentioned
>Hey, my daughter's finally an actress! She got a job at this popular HBO series or something, Rome, be sure to tune in
And then that happens.

Imagine blackmailing her

>t. art museum security guard incel in Reykjavik

I watched the very first episode of GOT. If was fucking trash. High budget porn with shitty costumes and sets.

Pippin was right all along

But that means the women literally fucks a guy just to get paid, it's technically prostitution, which makes the women a whore

You know how I know youre a woman and dont have a job?

>Rome
I'd be proud of her.
I'd be disgusted if it was Spartacus which is shown in the OP.

>Well, as long as it's not a porno...

holy FUCK

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Imagine having a daughter.

lol this is indistinguishable from a porno. you go girl.

retard

Rude

>that elevated shot with her hair covering the side of her face
>that body
>those pubes
Oh my.

How am I supposed to enjoy this incredible beauty, with that smug asshole next to her?

fuck you, you fucking bitch
youre lucky that i dont know your name and location, or else i wouldve fucking raped you
fucking bitch

hey, me too

this. kek, might as well do BLACKED and get paid 10x the amount
>B-BUT I AS SIRUS ACTAR!

lmao, certainly not after this.

Have sex
Based af

there is ONE bisexual dude who does anything in the show

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soon...

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Spartacus is a good show but be careful of some gay scenes.

okay I'll remember to keep my asshole covered when I watch

This, I saw some and my penis got hard and now I'm gay. Scary stuff.

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t. latent homosexual

BASED

I've seen five episodes of GoT and got bored
It's like Desperate Housewives but medieval style.

I bet 80% of the audience are female lmao.

it's actually 40% female and 60% numales

self insert as the smug asshole

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How old are you? It's just a scene in a tv show. It's a niche one. Her parents don't care.

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advanced cope

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Degenerate but hot

jesus christy

>does modeling
>looks like a pornstar in her circulating photos
Maybe she posed too much like this? So she was hired for something regarding her publilc known photos?

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thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=ml7C-WfL8f8

do they actually?
t. neet

>Muertos: On your blog, you discuss four amazing facts about boobs. Could you tell us four amazing facts about your boobs?
>Laura: They’re big (laughs)! But, that’s no secret. I, personally, would like them smaller. They’re almost an E!
I dont think that this role did hurt her. Maybe she is just not that big/good actress. And maybe she spilled too early on her nudes so noone need to see her naked anymore?

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>Laura: My first job was acting on another New Zealand show called “The Tribe.” That was only a small part, but I enjoyed that very much. I played one of the ‘Mozzies’, an all female tribe.
Interesting!

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It genuinely makes me sad that women get turned on by violence. Being a beta sucks.

And what of good Solonius?

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the girl from girls do porn 242
shoko takahashi

leah is/was cute but has the body of a tranny

agree but non-med people were just animals for romans
>inb4 all the spartacus' actors were non-med
also rich people surely could afford the most beautiful slaves

Honest to Jupiter, if i was a roman patrician and had a slave like this, i would instantly breed her and made her my wife slave.

>tfw you will never fuck your milker slaves asshole in front of your wife

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I believe you

Mah nigga

Women are fucking retards

>spartacus
One gayest shows out there

>better fight choreography including slow mo
>better swordplay
>better gorekino
>better tits n ass
>better scheming
>actual believable physiques and fighters prowess instead of slay kwans
>Better rewatch value
Spartacus is GOAT, shame it was cut short two seasons.

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The actress in that scene has fake tits, she clearly didnt come from a "normal" family.

looks pretty hetero is ops pic is any indication

Amy Reid

Literally god tier tits

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she was pregnant, hence swollen tits

They’re the most perfect tits ever

>fake tits
lol

They're perfect.

You missed out on 3.5 perfectly good seasons.

mad cause dumb

Yo why did they change most of the actors in season 2? The first few episodes of season 1 were an eyesore but i really liked this show.

>thrones is gay
>Spartacus, the show with 2-3 literal gay porn scenes per episode, is in fact based
what did OP's sexuality mean by this?

Well, the main actor died, which may have caused production delays.

Her fake tits makes no sense but God have I enjoyed that scene.

INCREDIBLY
UNDENIABLE
UNDOUBTEDLY
BASED

*subscribes to blog*

>the HOUSE of BATIATUS shaw OVERCOME!

I legit had someone come up to me at random when I was talking to a Starbucks employee about GoT and she got in our faces, exclaiming "I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN A EPISODE"
Wanted to slap that nosey cunt.

God, just imagine being a filthy rich roman and having a bath like that with bitches who are reserved for you only, so you dont catch any nasty diseases and can go to town whenever you feel like it.

He's based what are you talking about? I love seeing that asshole degrade cuties.

I enjoyed the first season of this but lost interest in S2

Ive only ever watched GoT death scenes on youtube. But never a full episode, dont really care to.

Andy, the first Spartacus, died from cancer on 9/11, which is why there was the Gannicus prologue to fill in. Liam did a good job but it wasn't the same
Naevia, Crixus' gf, decided she didn't want to be on the show anymore and I don't blame her because her character turned dumb

>in the Rome Pilot
But.. It was Spartacus... not Rome.

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=p6x0vqulzt8

how the FUCK did not a single porn studio hired this woman?

you don't honestly think she still has a relationship with her father, do you?

This but unironically

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peeping chad

Best part of that show is the BASED Spaniards BTFO britbongs

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these are fake boobs right?

This was better done than GoT
>consistently good writing throughout
>character arcs done justice
>fantastic end battle scene that holds its own against Helm's Deep, considering the low budget
>nuSpartacus didn't distract from the experience at all
>god tier lines, practically poetry
>only shortcoming is nuNaevia
change my mind or fall from sight

they dont look like fake boobs at all, she just has a bit of a torpedo tit going on

No. She was pregnant during that IIRC.

only half er tiddies are visible but I still can tell they're fucken perfect

>Extra orgy scene with her in the DVD
Can some post a webm. I don't know if i saw it already.

too rite lad

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Retard.

How am I retarded you fucking faggot?

unironically have sex faggot. those are real. You'd know if you've had sex

Probably because you have an extra chromosome if I had to speculate.

Kek

Only seasons with John Hannah were good

do you think she enjoyed that scene?

of course she did, she is a modern woman. that's not water they're standing in.

>she has a lisp
cute

I know this is the wrong board to ask, but could masters ever marry their slaves?

nu naevia is the only thing that keeps spartacus from being a 10/10

I'm not turned on by violence.

what does having a slave feel like?

nigger opinion desu

Why do her kids look so different?

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this scene is actually a phenomenon, people who don't even watch the show know about this scene. It totally takes you out of the story too, she's literally too hot for the episode.

This, one of the best pair of boobs ever on TV or in porn.

because two different fathers obviously

Hotter than porn. My sisters even squirmed in the seat during this scene.

I've had sex, these are far from real.

faggot

so are those real or fake? seeing mixed responses here.

theyre real, i checked

Same boat. I remember seeing the pre-release stuff, and it looked it might be LOTR combined with Spartacus and I was ready to cum buckets. I was so bored with what I got, and never looked back.

>people in this thread raving about the shitshow that was spartacus

If youre into a Starz show, and its not Boss, you're the lowest of plebs right down there with people who post about CW shows.
>but its got tits!
Grow up. Have sex. Or at least watch porn. Lucy Lawless' tits couldn't save that show, thats how terrible it was. Now tell me about how Davinci's demons is also a masterpiece.

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the CW is fucking kino fuck off idiot

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Fleshlight doesn’t count. They’re real.
t. 47 year old boomer on his second marriage

You clearly haven't. Retard.

is that the intro to a gay gangbang porn

>do you see this pile of shit? IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
great take pleb

any one pls

FUCK

no, but there were cases where masters actually had romantic relationships with their slaves

He's right, chum. They're fake.

No. You can only marry a free woman, but you can free a slave girl to marry her.
Technically she could refuse once free, but an enfranchised person (especially a woman) without the support of their previous master was sure to end up among the lowest of lumpenproles and would never ever become citizen. Most freed slave remained as clients of their old masters and had kept relations for generations.
If it's purely for lewds anyway, you're better off keeping a slave that can't legally refuse you. the only reason you'd ever want to free a woman slave is if you think she's high stock and want the children from her to be recognized citizens.

Great shape and firmness but need to be bigger

>Naturopatic doc student
what is it with women and bogus science?

You know nothing.

finally someone who gets it

best post on Yea Forums right now

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I watched all of Spartacus except the first couple of episodes (long story, but my friends bought me up to date with who the characters were and what was going on.)

Yes, there's lots of sex and nudity, but surprisingly it's not fap material at all. It's quite disturbing and ... well, unsexy. I thought all there was to making a decent porno was some good looking girls and some props, but no, apparently there's a real art to it. Perhaps that's the point; perhaps the producers were deliberately showing how sex can be used to shock, rather than stimulate or titillate, the audience.

Another way of looking at it is: what character's side do we want the audience to be on? In a porno, it's important to be able to project yourself onto the male actor: to be actually there in bed, doing two or three or ten or whatever beautiful women at the same time. In a character drama such as this, Spartacus is the hero, Batiatus is the villain, and so you deliberately want to make the sex unsexy and actually feel bad for the slave girl, and by proxy, the actress involved.

Similar feel: Salo / Caligula.

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the only flaw is that she doesn't have a big bush

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh man goddamn

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Only in America, where "buddys" are borderline homosexual.

Are those the definition of perfect tits?

If you're not secure enough to discuss jacking off without blushing like a schoolgirl, it's probably you that is the latent homosexual, kid.

Lucky you, the first 4 seasons are great but it takes such a bad nose dive with season 5. Talk about jumping the shark and crashing to take 4 more seasons to get dragged behind the boat.

she got pregnant on the show just so she could do that scene? that's dedication