We finally did it Tolkien bros. 8 long years of this shit all over our board, but the beast is finally dead. Get in here to celebrate.
We finally did it Tolkien bros. 8 long years of this shit all over our board, but the beast is finally dead...
William Adams
Mason Kelly
based sam getting the shortstack
Levi Jackson
>he doesn't know
Brody Bell
hell yeah
Mason Murphy
wasn't sam lowkey gay though
Evan Bennett
>top 10 characters roasties don't understand
Hudson Myers
Carson Howard
>sharing your bro's load is gay
I think you need to go back to your game of thrones subreddit, this is a lotr thread
Nolan Wood
>Loving your best friend like a brother
>That clearly also means you wanna fuck him in the ass
Just fucking launch the nukes already Kim.
Ryan Hill
You think this is over? Ooh no, it has only begun.
Thomas Davis
thread theme
youtu.be
Aiden Gomez
>lowkey
Back to your normie social media pit faggot
Cameron James
Based samposter
Austin Cruz
I still remember all these 'le smart progressive intellectuals' saying GoT was FINALLY an INTELLIGENT fantasy story.
Eat shit you cretins.
Ryan Moore
Ryan Hughes
>
Blake Nelson
>oh mr. frodo, put the ring on just this once mr. frodo, oh you're so brave mr. frodo
>oh sam, you're so funny
>OH MR. FRODO I'M GOING TO CUM with you to mordor MR FRODO I'M CUMMING AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>NO SAM THIS IS MY BURDEN
>NO MR. FRODO SHARE THE LOAD MR. FRODO
Xavier Morales
Literally me.
Ryder Evans
sam & frodo are absolutely GAY in the books, all they do on the way to mount doom is cuddle and kiss each other. they toned down the gayness in the films by introducing rosie right at the beginning, but i guess it wasn't enough.
Jack Ward
>samefagging
Justin Thompson
pls be in london
Parker Hughes
>having this image saved on your computer
Henry Morris
schizo
Juan Long
I wish this movie had more women in it.
Michael Roberts
>sam & frodo are absolutely GAY in the books
I don't think you understand close relationships between straight men.
Mason Sanchez
>projecting
James Edwards
fine, bisexual
no need to be that pedantic you autists
Mason Robinson
>he thinks a strict catholic author is going to write his main character as gay
retardation is a choice
Ryan Flores
Brody Myers
just come rest your head in my lap while i stroke your hair and gaze longingly into your eyes bro.
Easton Roberts
>strict catholic
oh right, definitely not gay then
Carson Wright
based
Samuel Perez
I am very fucking livid
Gavin Murphy
t. souless woman who don't understand friendship
Anthony Watson
sam: got to see the oliphaunts
cersei: did not get to see the elephants
Oliver Lopez
WE
DID
IT
SHIRE BROS!!!
Adam White
He was bi. Frodo was the cool faggot while Sam was the bi.
Logan Lewis
Finally, after all these years, we have become The Lord of the Ring (TM).
Oliver Jackson
U N D E F E A T E D
Jason Cruz
>got cancer dead, even normalfags hate it
>amazon show about second age, will either be good addition or able to be ignored as non-canon bullshit
Feels good bros
Also, threadly reminder feanor did nothing wrong
Parker Russell
Will Tolkien ever be dethroned?
Noah Watson
>muh getting triggered by tax policy
Wyatt White
No. The high fantasy genre begins and ends with him.
Hunter Howard
>turns out the tax policy truly doesn't matter after all.
GRRM BTFO.
Kevin Collins
It's only peer, which he would acknowledge himself, is the aeons of ancient mythology that he was attempting to rekindle and embody through his work.
Any newer fantasy is a lesser genre. Tolkien was doing something much older and more substantial.
Jonathan Parker
Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.
That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
Dylan White
it’s undeniable
Carson Cooper
>win by doing nothing but cracking jokes, sharing stories, and enduring through it all
Like a true Shirefolk would
Dominic Cruz
Under the Mountain dark and tall,
The king has come into his hall.
His foe is dead, the Worm of Dread,
And ever so his foes shall fall!
Ethan Adams
Leo Reed
what
said. Tolkien wasn't trying to start some book genre. He spent his life passionately studying Northern European mythology and trying to pay his own respects to the ancient tales he helped translate and dictate to students. The Lord of the Rings was his way of capturing the spirit of storytelling in modern times when the modern era was all about ripping apart convention and virtue.
Aaron Williams
Absolutely based.
Carson Young
Nolan Sanders
It's over, bros. We're going home.
Mason Miller
Nathaniel Baker
Tolkien was like the Beatles, and Queen.
Like the Beatles because they started their genres. Like Queen because everyone loves them.
Also the Beatles are shitty people, unlike Tolkien
Nicholas Cox
Thomas Roberts
Oliver Johnson
Robert Russell
based elephant, fuck hippos
Ayden Barnes
>Sam_and_Roastie.png
Zoz
Joseph Anderson
fuck this fat gay cunt
Nicholas Russell
youtube.com
Unpopular opinion, despite some flaws with CGI and useless love-story between Kili and Feanoring first and second Hobbits were nice, with great shots and adventure atmosphere.
Dominic Sullivan
>happy married
>lots of kids
>gay
Wyatt Sullivan
>saunter over
HahHahahhajajajajajahhahahahaha
Gabriel Bennett
Jackson Flores
never
Jonathan Diaz
Joseph Mitchell
This reminds me, if I'm not mistaken, didn't Eru himself bring Gandalf back from the dead after the balrog fight?
Why didn't Eru just fucking erase Sauron from existence?
>ThinkingHobbit.jpg
Evan Brown
So when do we get Wheel of Time?
Jeremiah Perry
Get in line buddy, the Black Company needs its time.
Christian Lewis
>Why didn't Eru just fucking erase Sauron from existence?
Because he cannot do it without destroying the rest of Midfdle Earth
Evan Hernandez
>love is only sexual in nature
What's wrong with you people?
Easton Thomas
OP's thread is correct. But everyone suggesting thread themes has been wrong so far.
THIS is the thread theme:
youtube.com
Long live the king.
Matthew Rogers
Would rather not, I can already see the twitter screen cap threads
Josiah Young
Where's my BotNS?
Mason Turner
>People will look back and quote these threads when Rand goes on his madness rampage
Jacob Russell
Was there a wedding tax?
Owen Flores
Brayden White
No but you can make a one-time gift of no more than 5000 Gondorian marks to your spouse, tax-free.
Easton Thomas
>The soldiers actually stayed behind the walls
Ayden Torres
You have to go back to twitter.
Connor Morales
Hows BotNS compare to the Black Company? I liked the first trilogy of books from Black Company but fell off after that.
Jaxson Williams
The one thing neither the books nor the show have ever mastered is beauty. That's something Tolkien knew, but Martin doesn't, and D&D don't know either. There's a lot of sadness and suffering LOTR, but it's also beautiful, in both the books and the films. And the beauty makes the sadness sadder and the heroic actions more heroic, because it makes you realize just what everybody's fighting for. It makes you realize that there are things in the world worth fighting and dying to preserve.
Jaxon Thompson
Zachary Smith
People like Martin don't *believe* in beauty, because it suggests something good or true or higher. Or at least, they try to pretend they don't believe in it. And yeah, there was a decided ugliness about GoT.
Jayden Gonzalez
It's completely different on every level and you need to have an three-digit IQ to understand it.
I can easily recommend it to you if you have the stomach for not getting off easy.
Levi Collins
Its better, they don't even compare.
Lincoln Edwards
I mean, Martin's constantly dwelling on ugliness - of the world, of character - is entirely based in his atheism. It's him saying "LOOK AT THIS UGLINESS. LOOK AT IT. SEE?? THIS MEANS THERE MUST BE NO GOD."
It's like the guys who spam ugly stuff on this board. Same motivation, same inner orientation and relationship to God.
Elijah Gutierrez
I don't believe in God but I'm driven by an aesthetic sense and wish to see things that are beautiful and pleasant. Why is this?
John Taylor
They're sodomites.
Jonathan Jenkins
Mason Lee
Isn't Eru banking on Middle Earth being destroyed anyways so he can make a second song with the Ainur?
Julian Bell
oops misquote, but I gotta get to bed bros. Just remember, it's finally our time again
Adrian Morales
The Books are better than the films, Tolkien would've hated them. He never wanted the reader to feel and see the world through despair and doom, if you very much liked the films then you are going to Love what Tolkien achieved in his works.
Austin Perez
Top quality bait
You're still a fag though
Liam Adams
>I'm driven by an aesthetic sense and wish to see things that are beautiful and pleasant. Why is this?
That desire to see the beautiful and pleasant is akin to that of seeing God manifest into the physical world. All that is good and beautiful is a testament to the act of creation. That is why many early Christian sects preserved and built works of art and architecture. It's to let people see the beauty of existence.
Jordan Morales
Okay but I don't believe in God though.