Fuck The Jannies... MacGruber Fucking Bread

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You sir, owe me a Blaupunkt!

Ohnononononono

>tfw owned the blu ray of this for the past 5 years and still haven't watched it

a word, please

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What is an upper decker?

When you poop in the tank instead of the toilet bowl so the bowl water is always shitty. It's one of the top 5 evil genius moves of all time.

I tried to watch this and I had to stop because it was not funny at all

the last half is weak

Forte is fucking hilarious but this movie is a 5/10 at best.

best bred

Forte has only done one good thing and it's this perfect 10 of a flick, fuckhead

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What was Forte's best SNL skit and why was potato chip sketch?

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are you that reddit faggot that paints memes all day for karma?

nope

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Yup. Fucking kill yourself faggot.

I don't really define myself by what fucking website I shitpost things on nu-fag.

You wanna wrestle bb?

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Best comedy of the 2000s

get ready for some crazy shit to happen to your life fuckface

kys

Sexually?

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2025

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forgot about this one

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Unironically great movie, based thread

fuck now I want to watch MacGruber

stop bumping your thread op

yikes what a cunt

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do this one

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If I ever have sex it will be to ‘Touch and Go’.

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I unironically love that movie and think it is really under appreciated. Not perfect, but funny in a Dumb and Dumber kinda way.

Yeah its pretty fucking dumb but that's what it set out to do, and it does it right, and manages to be pretty funny.

samefag reddit thread

one of the most chad introductions I've seen in my life

post pics of your tits

the radio is one of the best recurring bits in any movie.

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English as a second language

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...still waiting for a Macgruber to fly over my house...

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I love Macgruber. Especially the "CALL 911. SOMEBODY CALL 911 SCENE"