He's not getting that castle, is he?

What? This looks like some b movie documentary or something of what it was like in ancient times in a place like Alaska.

Yeah he was some Merc who knew how to kill men in plate armor and played all the high houses.

Fucking chad

>absolutely 0 character development from his very first appearance
>set out with realistic understandings and expectations
>never tried to do anything he couldn't or reach beyond his grasp
>disdain for the whole nobility but knew how to play them
>uses his skills to get what he wants in ways that make sense
>r*ddit now hates him because he's not le merc with the heart of gold
based bronn I guess, the one guy that actually got kinda close to the spirit of what grrm was trying to convey

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Tyrion lives in the end so he'll get it. Lannisters, debts, etc.

oy give me a fuckin castle ya daffy cunt or else oil kick ur fuckin head in mate

>King, priest, rich man, sellsword
>Bran, Sam, Tyrion, Bronn

POETRY

>mercs
>heart of gold
bitch they are all sociopaths and as one I can tell you we can only feign shit like that for so long

chaos is a ladder ma friend

>He's not getting that castle, is he?
youtu.be/YnREVb33zx0

literally the hardest worker in westeros and /ourguy/ he fucking deserves it

>characters that are literally you

Should be like a cross between Steve Irwin and the dude that drinks his own piss.

wtf I love Danny now

check yourself in to your local mental institution.

>and as one
>why would someone do that, go on the internet and lie
It is funny to see them turning against him though, he was like the patron saint of reddit's got discussion and the underlying assumption was always that he'd stop being such a dick and turn to fighting for the greater good

dodging out of both the world-deciding battles just to keep his ass safe and showing up after to pillage the rubble is based as fuck

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His last scene with Tyrion and Jaime was out of character. He's always been more suave than pissy.

To do what, exactly, be the Minister of Barcrawls and Shakedowns?

by the time the show's over he'll be able to have any castle he wants

>out of character to save his ass and get what he can out of the winning side
Since when?

This, he was far too agitated in that scene. He should have been drinking and joking throughout the scene.

I'm totally cool with jon leaving ghost now

I think it's excusable as him trying to get in and out and not having time for the usual banter
He'd be in trouble if he was captured but it's not like DnD put any effort into showing that to us, so he just comes off like he's in a rush and kinda pissed off

the real dumb part is he's making a threat which he doesn't really do, his deal is helping retarded nobles out of their own holes by killing people, and taking profit from it

He provides expert knowledge in stabbing people and making quips

Da reel norf

>stop watching porn

>don't stir the plot
>don't try to be king
>play on everyones side and show no loyality to anyone so Cersei does not kill him
>have maxxed charisma and combat
>know you are in a series so always do a good quip
>teleports to Winterfell as he realises he is gonna be burned alive by the mad queen
I imagine Bran is going to look into his past and be like: I like this man he is funny. Set him on the council

too bad it's not happening