Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
#504 Mommy's Day Edition
Previous Thread:
/ALITA/
Lucas Martinez
Gabriel Sanchez
Bless this thread with Holy GETs, /comfy/ vibes, free /healings/, and free /repairs/.
Cameron Scott
Post your favorite mommy picture
Colton Sullivan
Let it be known this thread is a vivisection-free zone.
Ryan Myers
Hmm not sure how I feel about this
Angel Davis
checked and blessed
James Martin
none of us have been honestly. It's somehow wholesome but... not. Very confusing.
Carson Brooks
Let's hear it for the evil, rich, white genius Zapan!
Isaac Johnson
Hello new bread
Please be healed by Rosalita
Austin Watson
Nova puppeteering Zapan when
Adam James
That's mean
Liam Cooper
When I was a meatboy
my mother took me into the clinic
and transplanted my brain
Into a cyberbody
and built me, her twice-born child of metal,
o'er motorball to reign
She said "Will you defeat those unworthy,
and take the highest title,
to win Zalem's entrée?"
And because of all she gave me,
and set me upon the path to glory,
I say Happy Mother's Day!
-My Chiren Romance
Mason Murphy
SCUZZY OC FOR MOTHER'S DAY
Joseph Wood
Chiren is very pretty :3
Ian Evans
Outstanding work, soldier.
Luis Miller
Bentley Baker
Mason Carter
>m-mom? why are you wearing that?
Nathan Perry
Ethan Rogers
>tfw none of these posts were yours
Joshua Fisher
Denied. The last number of your post determines the body part Chiren will remove:
1 - Arm
2 - Leg
3 - Foot
4 - Hand
5 - Eye
6 - Ear
7 - Genitals (lucky seven!)
8 - Lung
9 - Kidney
0 - Brain removed and sent to Nova
Dubs - Your brain is transplanted into a combat cyberbody.
Trips - Your brain is transplanted into a berserker body, she installs amygdalic stimulators to put in permanent homicidal rage, and she kisses your forehead wearing synthskin-pigmenting lipstick giving you a permanent kiss mark. Go make mommy proud!
Quads - You wake up from the nightmare of being strapped to her operating table and Ido is your loving father.
Nathan Hernandez
>Hey kid
>You're looking a little plain, let me expand your wardrobe...
Jason Sanchez
That grin at the end is goddamn maniacal
Juan Morgan
Wtf? I didn't post that.
Brandon Ross
Don't make me screencap that shit Peaches, I can, I still see it.
Nicholas Walker
Rolling for 9
You only need one of those things, right?
Levi Thomas
>My mom wouldn't...
David Reyes
yesss Romo a BITCH
Caleb Reyes
"Sweetie, you know how you have your play clothes and your school clothes? These are some of Mommy's playclothes, for very special games."
"What kind of games, Mommy?"
(licks lips)
"I guess you're old enough... see that DVD there? I made it last weekend. Put it in the player and start it. That's right, now come here. We'll watch together."
Jason Sullivan
Disarmed.
Andrew Parker
>M-mom?!
>Who are those girls, what are they wearing?!
>Why are th-oh no
>Oh my god
>MOM?!
Asher Lopez
that collection of posts is sad. In the past now, there's only forward.
Jaxson Price
>all this mommyposting
>not posting Alta's true mother
For shame.
Lucas Jones
Someone must have the gif of Chiren brushing away Alita's tear.
Dylan Walker
Haven't gone this deep in the OC lab for quite a while. Thanks to the user who suggested Blondita - she was a perfect fit for the scene. It's way past my bedtime, so you all keep it comfy now and I'll see you tomorrow.
Logan Edwards
>I got two moms and one dad?
Noah Thomas
Holy shit that's amazing
Jackson Fisher
Thanks!
I'm also considering driving down to Portland this week or weekend, it's also playing in Vancouver, WA
doin ok, hope you are well
Landon Sullivan
Bravo.
Justin Parker
Yeah FUCK leeta!
Alexander Perez
the mom posting is pretty lame but Gerhad is closer to a mother figure than Chiren ever was for Alita. At least this sorrtttaaa fits.
Angel Collins
>Thanks to the user who suggested Blondita - she was a perfect fit for the scene
You're welcome fren
Cameron Kelly
this is her face when she looks up at Gerhad, she's her true mom
John Sanders
Jordan Russell
>the mom posting is pretty lame
cursed bad opinion
Colton Adams
Our memes just keep getting better and better. I love this place.
Jaxson Brown
I'm not telling you what to think or do fren. It's just cringy to me is all.
Juan Rivera
>tfw it's only 40 posts in and we've already switched from Chiren to Gerhad
Ethan Williams
Fucking kek at the memes/genes use that's super clever
Joseph Miller
Seattle user #2 again, I lost it at the moonwalker photo. It'd be cool to do a viewing trip together, is there a good way to get in touch?
Joseph Powell
and it's still cursed
Alexander Nguyen
My Chemical Romance 99 dubs
Eli Garcia
Let Amélita heal you.
Brandon Sanders
>Since when I have two moms?
Jace Parker
And I'm glad to lick your hips and everything in between, Alita ...
Thomas Wilson
Well, we can't all have good taste
Jack Sullivan
Jack Nguyen
C'mon, people, this is 2619!
John Watson
okay, whatever. Enjoy yourselves.
Mason White
> slow day today
> all anons probably celebrating Mother’s Day with their moms
> tfw I don’t have a mom
Chiren will be my momfu for today
Nathaniel White
If it will be easier for you, in my country today is not celebrating mother's day.
Asher Clark
I hope it's not too morose for you user that sucks
Charles Russell
LOL Saved. Be sure to turn you name off before Jerome posting next time Peaches.
Henry Murphy
anime fags are the worst
a general for one garbage movie
Landon Adams
Its ok user I feel your pain
Lucas Foster
Hudson Ortiz
Watch it before you knock it.
Luis Evans
>#504
Jesus christ, what the fuck happened to this thread? Last time I was here everyone was just talking about the movie, now this place has turned into a clusterfuck of autistic memes for an old ass movie that's probably not even going to get a sequel. You guys need to move on this shit is creepy.
Jonathan Bennett
>Be sure to turn you name off before Jerome posting next time Peaches.
Jaxon Mitchell
How could you do this to us Peaches?
Alexander Kelly
Peaches turns heel
Peaches was Jerome all along
Cameron Rodriguez
>How could you do this to us Peaches?
Kevin Robinson
Mother's Day edition brings out all the weirdos
Asher Cooper
>Peaches was Jerome all along
Greatest plot twist of all
Jace Price
hot take: idgaf if peaches was jerome every time, never or just once. He's still done a lot of good here.
Andrew Morris
The days of anti-lewd and Dadposting are long gone
I was one of the firsts if not the first Dadposter, things will never be the same
Christopher Sanders
maybe I should've been more vocal about it. I never felt the need to tell people what to do but today has been pretty lame.
Michael Flores
THIS IS THREAD #504
THIS IS THREAD #504
THIS IS THREAD #504
THIS IS THREAD #504
THIS IS THREAD #504
THIS IS THREAD #504
THIS IS THREAD #504
Isaac Nelson
I don't know what's up with the negativity today, but for me it has been just another day in /alita/
Landon Johnson
yeah dude, we could meet by the U dub bookstore maybe? I live right by there, I don't have a car but I could rent one
Kevin Clark
I keep telling you all, just as there’s many Jerome’s, there’s many many peaches. And they’re all jerome.
Carson Murphy
The plot thickens.
Easton White
Since next bread is made by Thread man, it should be Thread man edition
Joseph Green
Everyone plays a different role as the threads develop. Nova would be proud
Hunter Murphy
Its ok Peaches. These things happen. We still love you even if you Jerome post. I can't imagine that many of us haven't been responsible for at least a few Jerome posts now and again.
Juan Walker
I admit I have betrayed the anti-lewd before, just for the keks
James Jenkins
If anything, these last two days have been a big improvement over the prior week.
Samuel Sullivan
I don't know and I'm 99% sure it'll blow over. It's just really discouraging to see it. Not going to let it stop me from trying to comfypost.
Luis Collins
>another comfy Alita!
gonna yoink that bud
Jack Rivera
Sure. when do you want to meet? I could go by there at noon tomorrow, we can exchange contacts then and make plans from there.
William Gonzalez
sup Peaches
Dylan Nguyen
THERE ARE MORE COMFY MANGALITAS?
PLEASE SHARE THEM ANONS
Oliver Miller
I'm glad we're all still here. I was a little worried after the whole #500 fiasco that things would properly end but clearly not.
Andrew Harris
It's not like Peaches is a tripfag. Posting with the name and then deleting it in a guilty way would be another evolved Jerome tactic.
Justin Robinson
love will keep this general going.
Blake Ramirez
an OC webm idea for those more talented than me
>matrix 2 scene with all the agents fighting neo has /ALITA/ over it
>agent with PEACHES over his face is about to join
>agent smith with JEROME on his face confronts him
>converts peaches to jerome
>"me too"
>the tomato that gets stepped on has "Comfy Posting" over it or something along those lines
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Colton Lopez
Yeah, I just ignored the few cursed threads we had then, from my perspective everything is back to normal.
It's dumb, I wouldn't have addressed it but I got a (You) so I had to, in any case, we're never going to stop
Julian Ross
Blake Hernandez
why should he?
Levi Bailey
My goodness, we got a recipe for some tasty OC here.
Luke Jenkins
HELL YES
Brayden Cruz
no we're not!
Easton Hughes
are we doing comfy manga pics now
Daniel Wilson
Is everybody just reading the GoT threads or what
Ian Murphy
we can always use them!
Lincoln Adams
Sure. I bet that's what happened. Its absolutely not possible for Peaches to slip up while having some fun shitposting because Peaches would never do that. Its more probable that it was Jerome, that one poster who is responsible for absolutely every trolling shitpost ever posted in an Alita related thread.
William Moore
Boatman really did a number on me with that end credit song choice, discount Alita is my favorite artist right now. "New Rules" and "Thinking 'Bout You" are such great songs too.
James Wright
I haven't but have been thinking about it. I have actually never seen one of the episodes though. I imagine it would be kind of weird to walk into them point blank. What do they talk about in /got/ besides that rape gif that gets posted a lot?
Xavier Baker
Cameron Diaz
> implying it’s not the same namefags doing the Jerome posting to keep the threads entertaining, specially the ones threatening to shoot up the meets
Isaiah Reyes
these edits are addictingly wholesome
Jose Campbell
THIS IS NOT
THIS IS NOT
A SWAN SONG
Lol Rememeber when this would get posted in the early ABAG days? Good times.
Jonathan Young
>Implying this general isn't just me posting under 19 different IPs and you replying
Ethan Edwards
i'll be honest, when new rules was on the radio i thought it was okay but didn't really like the lyrics all that much, and i thought her image/look was dumb. when i heard the song in the end credits i thought it was so amazing and it kept playing in my head, and i had no idea it was her until i looked it up later to listen. it's the only song of hers i have downloaded but i like her more than i did before, and now i have a positive bias towards her
Nolan Carter
Julian Thomas
kek
Brody Foster
Well there's a lot of shit to talk about but I haven't been watching the show since like season 6 so I haven't been in there in a while, but a fan favorite character went insane so a lot of people are having a meltdown even though there was a bunch of foreshadowing.
I'm surprised we're not crawling with bitter trolls right now but I think everyone is still talking about it.
Jayden Russell
I didn't think much of her either but this live performance is honestly really great
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Daniel Sullivan
>when hugo gets shredded by the defense ring and is sliding off the cable he doesn't grab desperately for anything nearby
>he reaches out for alita
Gabriel Hernandez
EYES WITHOUT A FACE, GOT NO HUMAN GRACE YOUR EYES WITHOUT A FACE FACE FACE
Aiden Cooper
WELP just got done watching Daenerys raise the city. It struck me that this episode of GoT was like a medieval retelling of the Battle of Berlin, where a bad leader escaped to die on their own terms with their lover while an evil force destroyed the city harboring their own evil force, and thousands died in the crossfire.
I need some /Alita/ time now after such a shitty episode.
William Hall
Dua Lipa is based frens
Look up Scared To Be Lonely, No Goodbyes and Want To. She’s great. She’s an honorary 2D like Rosa
Owen Fisher
WHAT SHOULD I MAKE THE NEXT THREAD EDITION BE?
Joshua Garcia
Is GoT worth watching? I saw The Tudors series and thought it was worth a watch. Is GoT similar but more trashy? That's how I picture it.
Tyler Watson
Mangalita
Jack Baker
Dawn of a new era edition
Mason Adams
Noon works! I'll be around the parking lot behind there I guess, usually they let you loiter
Joshua Smith
>tfw missed the once in a lifetime chance to watch alita on the bigscreen
>tfw i'll only be able to watch it on a mere television when the bluray comes out
It hurts bros...
Parker Roberts
Ok, I'll see you there in the parking lot.
Jason Price
It's okay, if Alita gets as big as Star Wars (and it should) we might get rescreenings of all the movies in a decade or two, maybe even remastered in digital 4D.
Joshua Rivera
It's times like this that I remember how lucky we are that the Alita movie turned out so well
Sebastian Nguyen
hope you two have a good time!
Ayden Collins
hell yeah man
Hudson White
You'll just have to watch the sequel on the biggest screen you can find user
Ryder Thomas
KINO
Elijah Anderson
>Is GoT worth watching?
I grew bored of it after a couple of seasons. It's "okay" but nothing spectacular. If you're a fan of sword&sorcery you'll probably love it.
Easton Perez
In a lot of ways it's like the Tudors but it's also a medieval fantasy thing with dragons and ice zombies and witches and shit like that, first three or four seasons are great but the writing just gets worse as it goes on as it gets farther from the books.
James Morales
William Lopez
Goodnight /ALITA/
Easton Turner
Good night, Fren
Brayden Watson
Good night user sleep well
Christopher Barnes
What are the chances of Alita having a large Cultural Impact on pop culture in the coming years?
Benjamin Allen
just come to the bluray release party user
Adrian Morgan
What chapter is this from? What's with Ido's feet, they look cybernetic.
Juan Adams
it all depends on a sequel.
Gavin Brooks
99/100
Hunter Ramirez
Alita probably won't have a big impact but I hope it spawns a few cyberpunk shows.
Wyatt Nelson
The BR release parties are gonna be SO comfy. The theatrical release was awesome, but this is going to be different because now we can plan and organize and a fandom now exists.
pic related, Jimbo looking forward to the blu ray release
Ryder Wilson
>ywn snuggle under the covers and comfy spoon sex Alita as you both fall into blissful slumber
Landon Jenkins
I'm keen for a thread rewatch because I'll be done with uni and free to stream it
Michael Gutierrez
Every time I write a cozy story I have to imagine these things in detail. Usually it's fine but some days it's rough.
Ryan Hall
>spoon sex
what?
Aiden Campbell
It's called prone bone, I think.
it's a really great position.
Brody Nelson
>Write fag spotted
>Permision to engage lewd poster?
Andrew Stewart
I'll cover you
Blake Jones
You'll have to get through me first.
Charles Morris
James Nelson
why write cozy stories when suffering is more fun?
Christian Harris
>not write a really long full cozy and lewd story as a 500 threads milestone
I hope its not some genetic thing. Alita is a cyborg. Writefag should think out of the box.
>She only has a food disposal port
>her face when
Poc related
Jonathan Thompson
So, tl;dr, anal with Alita is canon, but vaginal is not?
I can live with that.
Chase Foster
Oh don't worry- there's something special planned for 999.
I might even do a follow up for you too.
Carson Clark
Alita fighting Berserker Zapan was kino in the manga
Henry Price
>ywn wake up Ali by spoon sexing her from above her back well under the covers
>ywn gently kiss and nip the back of her neck well she wimpers
Cooper Cooper
>ahhhhh...hnnnnnng
>too big user!
>W-wrrongg hole!
Jordan Ward
2nd post is how it goes down first time
1st post is how it goes down every time after that
Alexander Wood
I'm so psyched to see what Cameron has in store for that because he designed the Alien queen so I know it's going to be amazing
Nicholas Thomas
>ssssssssshhh
>stop resisting and relax
>I'll put a little more lube on it
Aaron James
Honestly I think here nanotechnology would adapt.
Luke Jenkins
Each next edit is more /comfy/ than the previous.
Mason Sanders
damn where'd you get this? This is a completely unexpected crossover and it looks fucking sick
Aiden White
Based and kinkypilled
Nolan Peterson
I am silent but I am here.
Landon Watson
Not a crossover, I probably should have spoilered it
Ian White
It looked like a stylized xenomorph. Cool regardless.
Colton Butler
Yeah it would grow teeth and bite your fucking dick off
Gabriel Rogers
>Oh I'm going to enjoy killing this user
Luis Morales
hi fren
Connor Hall
>Can confirm
Isaiah Barnes
>Alita was raped and fucked in every hole by anons and Vector while Hugo watches in the last thread, appears to be having a relationship with Chiren according to OP's pic, then spoon sexed and now is having forced anal intercourse
What has gotten into guys lately?
Kayden Barnes
There's no marker on him, IDO.
Colton Miller
Ok I found a better pic of it but this is legit spoiler territory now
John Reyes
That's a sick colouring
Owen Hughes
Lack of full frontal nudity in this shitty season of GoT
Ryder Phillips
>I'm going to kill them all, sir!
Landon Sanders
I'm here too I'm just not posting much
Jaxson Perry
Wait, this *happened* in the last thread?
Grayson Powell
This artist did a set of like 12 pages and they're all gorgeous, let me try to find his web page
Jaxson Lewis
Its not what has gotten into us. Its what Alita has been allow us to put into her that we are posting about. She is the one that bought the video you know. This was all her idea.
Leo Allen
Good luck
Nolan Powell
>Anons are horny af today, I better run
I don't know what is happening today, I can't believe it's happening on mother's day too wtf guys
Blake Cruz
How can you just put jennifer connelly in a fucking jar
Lincoln Brown
Yeah basically but not all at once, last thread started out good and then turned into a mess
Camden Reed
>He's our best man.
Dominic Bell
I blame Nova
Bentley Kelly
I'm horny on every day, official holiday or not
It could be national Go To Church Day and I'd still be horny.
Evan Brown
see this post for a quick recap. read through the whole thread for a full account.
Eli Anderson
>I'm glad you like my gift, kid. I hope you put this knowledge to good use.
Gavin Miller
Oh yeah, that stuff. Pretty basic Yea Forums content, really. I even posted one of those posts.
Andrew Jackson
>user, that's a bit scary, need a fleshlight or something?
Kevin Cruz
it's really fucking embarrassing. I'm just gonna leave for tonight. This shit is beyond tedious to sit through. The mommy posting, the constant lewdposting; I'm done. Hopefully it subsides, it's continually killing the energy of this place.
Gabriel Ortiz
>Vector and Hugo were gay lovers
David Cook
Spotted the low-test user
Time to hit the gym, bro
Nathan Fisher
I don't browse these threads. When is Blu-Ray supposed to come out? I want to watch this shit already.
Adrian Sanchez
again, I don't get the negativity. I actually find it funny. Things like this happen every once in a while, we're over 500 now. You can't expect all threads to be nice and normal
Adam King
A fleshlight would be okay, but I have something to show you first.
Gabriel Scott
Dylan Reyes
>I remember I got a... appointment with, uh, the mechanic. Bye
Ethan Green
This, but some anons have an extreme aversion to normal human sexuality, for whatever reason.
I for one love how this thread goes off the rails every once in a while, it keeps things interesting.
Charles Lee
Kishiro's art is heavily influenced by H. R. Giger.
Michael Torres
>Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out prude.
Ian Williams
But Alita, I thought you were nanotech, not conventional cybernetics?
Ethan Russell
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
Joseph Hernandez
Yeah so long as we bring it back having a thread of drift isn't a problem to me. If we have this every thread then it's an issue.
Carter Collins
>tfw you try to talk about the movie but everyone ignores it because they're horny or because they're upset that the thread got derailed by weird shit again
Brandon Smith
And Hugo is extremely gone and apparently extremely gay
Nicholas Cox
I'm willing to take a minute to appreciate that majestic long hair.
Anthony Robinson
I want his lips wrapped around my dick.
Liam Kelly
kek that edit makes me extremely confused
Owen Barnes
>Let me play with them.
>CHIRENS EYE'S ON MY FACE, GOT THE CYBORG GRACE CHIREN'S EYES ON MY FACE FACE FACE
Henry Collins
how about something like
>Weeks after your relationship with Ali ended, you are still barely able to get up out of bed; almost everything you see reminds you of her
>You can't even think about chocolate or oranges without thinking about her
>All your attempts to call or contact her in anyway fail; she never answers or calls back
>Needing closure, you decide to head to her place again, this time determined to speak to her.
>Ido's clinic looks empty, which is surprising considering it's around dinner time but none of their lights are on
>To your surprise you find a note taped to the front door that reads "Clinic closed for the foreseeable future. Will return eventually. -Ido"
>Strange, Ido never closes his shop for long periods of time...
>Fueled by desperation, you use a nearby parked car to climb up the balcony to try and peer inside further
>No visible activity inside, but you need answers. Where did Ido go? Where is Ali? Why aren't they home?
>You break in using a lockpicking tool you brought with you
>Your heart is beating extremely fast, and you're starting to reconsider why you're even doing this
>Eventually you find yourself in Ali's room, and it looks terrible; clothes all over the floor, messy bed, and her plushies are all over the place
>A piece of paper on her desk catches your eye
>"I've tried to go on as long as I could. Breaking up with user was the hardest thing I've ever had to do, and yet it's somehow made me feel worse. His constant bullying always made me feel so sad, and I always thought ending it would make me feel better. It hasn't. Ido tries to cheer me up by bringing me chocolate but I can't even look at it without thinking of him. Cutting off all communication with him is the only thing I can think of doing to prevent it from getting any worse. I'm going to our secret place to reevaluate what my future plans are. If I don't come back and you're reading this father, I love you. Tell Gerhad I love her too."
should i continue?
Lincoln Jackson
This is why I'm upset that they changed the look of the deckmen, because in the manga their goggle eyes are a reference to the alien baby bullets from Birth Machine
Logan Martinez
Anyone else thought about learning to draw and make Alita fanart?
How would I go on to do this?
Alexander Gomez
>get pencil
>get paper
>draw
Juan Miller
>tfw someone appreciates your hair
Cameron Sullivan
Put this shit in a pastebin regardless of quality big blocks of text make the thread hard to navigate.
Grayson Bell
>tfw have thought about doing this but know I would immediately cave to the dark side and start drawing lewds
It's better that I not tread that road.
Michael Morris
I really like of wish we'd gotten more of the deckman personality in the film. They were a highlight of the manga.
Joshua Wright
>"I've tried to go on as long as I could. Breaking up with user was the hardest thing I've ever had to do, and yet it's somehow made me feel worse. His constant bullying always made me feel so sad, and I always thought ending it would make me feel better. It hasn't. Ido tries to cheer me up by bringing me chocolate but I can't even look at it without thinking of him. Cutting off all communication with him is the only thing I can think of doing to prevent it from getting any worse. I'm going to our secret place to reevaluate what my future plans are. If I don't come back and you're reading this father, I love you. Tell Gerhad I love her too."
Where is this going?
Sebastian Green
I'm interested.
Josiah Adams
Blu Ray should drop mid-June. Or at least, we hope.
Gavin Barnes
Stop being a whiny bitch and collapse the comment if its size bothers you.
Matthew Lewis
Deckmen are so weird and I love the idea that AI doesn't exist on the surface so the Factory uses lobotomized human brains instead
Connor Campbell
Attention Eurofags: The Cologne screening on the 18th has been canceled, but the June 7th is still go. Looks like they've had logistical issues.
Antwerpen, Belgium: 13th and 14th
May 13th: Neufahrn, Germany
May 13th: Barcelona, Spain
May 13th: Gonesse, near Paris, France. Warning: Dubbed
May 18th: Cologne CANCELED, June 7th still go
June 1st: 3D Imax in Oslo, Norway (confirmation pending)
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Open air Freiluftkino Hasenheide Volkspark in Neukölln, Berlin
June 7th: Cologne, Germany: Open air kino
Westfalenpark PSD Open Air kino in Dortmund: Still collecting surveys
Kevin Morris
How does it get gud?
Eli Perry
Am I misinformed, or is this really fucking late compared to most Blu-Ray releases?
Luis Moore
Literally just scroll down more. Thread only has one direction.
Bentley Collins
I'm ready for the BR release just so Doc Ido stops making the same video over and over again about "running the numbers" and deciding that it's odd that there's no release date yet, but it's probably the merger
Ryan Parker
>I told you it hurts user
>You are too big
>Pull out a little bit please.
>NO DON'T PUSH DEEPER
>OW STOP IT
>THIS ISN'T FUN ANY MORE
Jose Adams
Draw a quick lewd in 5 minutes, take a picture and post it.
Luke Carter
yeah..i actually like alita for the plot and not just because the heroine is cute
Jack White
My skills are not what they used to be, I haven't drawn anything in years.
Ayden Ross
Hey guys, what's u--
Charles Myers
It's late but Alita was the last movie released by Fox before the merger with Disney so I think that may have delayed it a bit
Luis Harris
>CinemaSins: "No."
>*ding*
Matthew Green
dude, what?
Gavin Howard
That's why we want to see something. Come on. Whip something out. When you post the picture post, "I made this in five minutes." We will understand.
Oliver Carter
Why is there so much lewd posting?! Writefag made a lewd story again, didn't he?
Michael Martinez
Only if 5 minute napkin-art posting becomes a meme
Parker Myers
Like there are a million waifus to fawn over and Alita is certainly a cutie but she basically spends the entire series killing people and only gets kissed like three times in 15 years so all of this shit is bizarre because it feels like a fundamental misunderstanding of her character
Nolan Parker
>My turn Alita.
>Let me see those for a second.
>CHIRENS EYE'S ON MY FACE, GOT THE FATAL GRACE CHIREN'S EYES ON MY FACE FACE FACE
Jaxson Ross
Writefag has joined the dark side, officially. He's *one of us*.
You should come over too, it's more fun in here.
Adrian Williams
>tfw I just want a badass gf who I can occasionally kiss or cuddle with
IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S ACTUALLY EVERYTHING I WANT, OK????
Ryan Lewis
Well, I am a fan of Vamplita... Are there any Vamplita stories?
Dylan Thomas
It is actually. "I made this in five minutes" is a mem that gets posted on Yea Forums when a crappy picture edit gets posted. Pic related. I made that in five minutes.
Brody Davis
Writefag made one a couple days ago...I don't have a link, I'm sure he could repost it though.
He hinted at potentially more to come.
Owen Campbell
Well then, just give me a moment to PRESENT MY NECK!
Joshua White
Lmao, you must be the guy that made this, I'm a huge fan of your work.
Nathaniel Gomez
Correct answer my dude
James Morris
Maybe you didn't read the series and didn't notice the tender side to her character and how personality is anchored by the desire for loving relationships even as circumstances force her to fight.
Jordan Sanders
I suppose it was only a matter of time before the lewd posters wore me down.
Now my official them music: youtube.com
Justin Perez
I have no real chance to do that right now, my roommate keeps bothering me about shit. I'll probably do it later tonight once she's asleep.
Tyler Allen
>ywn have Vampalita sucking you off when she grow fangs and bites down hard paralysing you with her vampire powers as she sucks your life blood out through your cock
Brayden Wilson
>s-she
Aaron Rodriguez
>June 1st: 3D Imax in Oslo, Norway
Expecting confirmation on this today.
Jack Morris
Post a pic of your roommates tits please.
Isaac Moore
Jesus ya'll niggas be THIRSTY.
But you know who else is?
Dominic Parker
That's some really hardcore shit, I don't know if I'd be down to have fang holes in my dick, you know that shit would bleed every time you got a hardon for like 3 days.
Henry Carter
Gee, dunno, who?
Chase Russell
Sure she wants those things, but she never has them for long because her call to fight will always be stronger than her desire to settle down. The tragedy of the story is that she will never get what she wants even though she earned it a thousand times over but the inspiring thing is that she keeps fighting anyways.
Jaxon Robinson
>stop lewding me or you're all getting in the grinder
Jaxon Kelly
Enjoy friend. I love you lots.
pastebin.com
Cooper Rodriguez
Longer than that. Don't ask me how I know.
Wyatt Miller
You know, she looks pretty when she's angry
Dominic Perez
You can bet some medical-user has seen that kind of injury in the emergency room. People get stupid with role playing.
Jason Butler
>tight latex over beautiful cyberass
God dam it you guys. How is she so perfect?
Cooper Ortiz
Grinder? Is that what you're calling that "one position" you like now?
Justin Evans
FOUR MORE PICS TILL BUMP LIMIT
MAKE THEM COUNT ANONS
Nicholas Rogers
Dominic Harris
>PIC LIMIT
Liam Adams
William Thompson
I KNOW YOU'RE TRICKING ME!
Jason Butler
boop
Robert Wood
>not a real vampire story
This... is nice... thanks.
Angel Morris
HOW WILL K EVER RECOVER
Eli Hughes
I might follow up later with more stuff if people want it!
Bentley Gutierrez
>if people want it
>if people want
>if
>IF>IF>IF
>IF>IF
>IF
Carter Myers
>That Kinuba shirt
Gerhad is the best
Leo Miller
He'll just post a sad reaction im--
SHIT HE'S DONE FOR!
Jacob Hernandez
That's fine and I totally get it, but don't forget that she's always going to be the battle angel. Crooks don't stop robbing banks just because Bruce Wayne wants to go on a date and it's the same thing with Alita.
Caleb Parker
>not wanting a battle angel
Maximum pleb.
Angel Phillips
She had very few lines but all of them were important
Joshua Gonzalez
>writefag doesn't just write lewd
>he TEASES TOO
Damn you.
Nathaniel Collins
Actual Halloween special hmmmm
Alexander Wood
K will get a real kissu in #999
Jaxson Miller
WHO
Anthony Robinson
IS
Cameron Roberts
Probably not... Fuck now I'm depressed.
Xavier Parker
BAKING
Asher Robinson
I never said I didn't want a battle angel, but I'm not selfish enough to think that dinner and a movie is more important than fighting injustice and saving lives.
Thomas Cooper
NEXT
Austin Murphy
BREAD
Colton Perry
...
Cooper Lee
Thread Man called it so I assume he is
Dominic Perry
>See her movie over 10 times.
>Get told dinner and a movie isn't justice.
Parker Ortiz
I thought someone was. Hopefully they have it in the oven.
Hudson Wood
I'm not sure what you're trying to say now
Ryder Clark
Rolling
Daniel James
>dubs
>brain is translated into combat cyberbody
Not bad.
Cameron Bennett
>Couldn't write shit again.
>youtube.com
I'm a failure.
Owen Peterson
>when the thread literally stops as everyone waits for the baker and peers in the oven
Xavier Garcia
new bread pls so i can post my question.
Landon Green
The see me rollerskating, they seething.
Matthew Wilson
Thread man is new at this I think
Justin Ramirez
Fresh