Mommy why is my name the same name as the dragon witch from the show?

because mommy dreams about you being raped

no it sounds stupid and you are stupid

>mommy why does the evil dragon witch can't blitzkrieg King's Landing at night?

it's pretty normal for kids to ask why they got the name they have regardless of name

Unironically based
Use Kaka

gato caca-shi

imagine being named khaleesi and you're finally old enough to watch game of thrones and you get to this episode
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Based Dragon Aryan roasted 6 million degenerates.

This is seriously child abuse. I mean those black african names are pretty bad, but this in a new level. These poor children will resent their parents.

>Aryan

black/jewish

Black African and GoT names are nothing compared to "intentional" misspellings of other common words. Which they totally fucking do for some godforsaken reason.

I don't think kids would care unless the story behind the name was really bad, like "I ran out of toilet paper after a messy shit and that's how you got your name, Bidet." The kids' curiosity probably won't go too far beyond knowing some character from some show shares their name. They probably won't ever watch it.

>Mommy
>Why'd you name me Fuhrer?

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My name is Tydondrius and I resent my parents everyday

>Tydondrius

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Dragon witch? No she's literal Hitler.

Naming your cat after the weakest hokage, why

>tfw there are actual human beings on this planet named pepe and wojack

This has been happening forever, stop being such a faggot. Many mainstream names nowadays come from vulgar works of the last few centuries.

>Not naming your kid after a biblical figure or Saint

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>weakest hokage
tsunade is still the weakest by far. kakashi can do sharingan hax even if its only for a limited time.

Because the Southern Shits deserved it. Dany Based.

But when he became hokage his sharigan had been already stolen by madara, in that point byakugo tsunade was stronger than him

>his sharingan had already been stolen by madara

what the fuck are you talking about?

kids with these kinda parents will overdose or kill themselves before they hit 30 anyway so who cares

>people who name their kids Daenerys and Khaleesi got to reproduce
Imagine how fucking atrociously awkward and unattractive incels must be to never be able to reach this stage.

This.

while we're on the topic of meme names, if you met a guy named Griffith, would you consider this based & redpilled or cringe and bluepilled?

Lmao oh fuck thats hilarious if true.

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>being a christcuck

>I have a buddy who named his dog Khaleesi and that by itself is gay. Yes I know it’s from the books but these retards are not reading the books.
>no it sounds stupid and you are stupid
>Naming your cat after the weakest hokage, why

It doesn't matter what you call a dog or cat. They will die in 10 years at the very most. It's less permanent than a tattoo.

My cousin named his kid khaleesi, or maybe his dumb wife did. Either way, I'm embarrassed.

>>Not naming your kid after a biblical figure or Saint

"And this is my cat, Joseph of Arimathea."

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Right now those kids named Sasuke don't feel nearly as bad.

??

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>My name is Tydondrius and I resent my parents everyday

It makes you sound blacker than the heart of Rothschild.

NON-BIBLICAL NAMES BAAAAD
BIBLICAL NAMES GOOOOD

>Being a fedora in the year of our lord 2019

"This is my daughter, Satanic Witch of Endor"

>Tydondrius Slarge, Oregon State University

OH NO NO NO NO

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>naming your kid after sand people

Yikes. Cuckpilled.

Well, you resent your mother, I doubt with a name like Tydondrius you even know who your father is.

He bacame kage only after the war, his sharigan was stolen in the middle of the battle with sage madara so he could use kamui to go to obito's dimension and get his rinnegan to complete the infinite tsukuyomi, I said he was the weakest kage, when he became kage he was indeed weaker than before

This desu

I wish I understood what you were saying

>well sweetie, as a strong independent woman I was constantly going to this beautiful place called "Burlington Bar" getting absolutely trashed every Sunday night while watching this show so it was all kind of a haze and you were the only name I actually remembered. Your real father may have been one of the guys I met there, don't really know tho.

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Same things
Dont be redundant

This i'm named after the biggest cuck in history

Joseph

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>well, you see honey, it all started when I had a miscarriage

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Whatever, this joke stretch too much already, is a good character and a good name as well

GRRM takes names out of kid naming books.
So it was common, sadly those names don't belong to the same culture.

>I want the pinup look

Gets the cut absolutely butchered and cant style it herself lol

lmao BASED

mainly bible

>well, Khaleesi... The thing is... umm... Look, Jamal's coming to pick me up in a few minutes so how about you save that question for daddy since he has custody tomorrow? Thanks, sweetie.

While we are on the subject, why do Hispanic cultures name their kids Jesus and Caesar? Fucking pretentious. especially since they are often dirt farmers doing it

why do anglos name their sons Dick?

Pics or it didnt happen.

Raruto?

are you a dreadlord?

>While we are on the subject, why do Hispanic cultures name their kids Jesus and Caesar?
Because most hispanics are very committed christians, duh.

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underrated post

>named Chris

who /chadname/ here?

Im naming my son reek

Here's the thing

Dabbids are blatantly making the show for them, but have somehow managed to produce something pretty redpilled where a woman goes batshit and a guy has to sort her out

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>t. Tobias

classic

That dragon must have eaten about 10,000 habanero burritos to have produced that much fire.

Based

unironically good name for a cat

>only men can rule
utterly, dare I say, BASED?

and then your kid stabs you while wearing a fedora, whispering: "drakaris"

Dog Khaleesi is okay. I would call my dog Yennefer

don't do that he'll get a complex about the way he smells

Gonna name my kid Yahweh.

my bruv
t. black jewish

Ah! No wonder Mohammed is so popular

>tfw you want to subvert the goyim but you get high and steal cars instead

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"Mommy -- a-am I supposed to kill people when I grow up too?"

Now she even overcame humanity! So brave and powerful!

My son would probably bully him

U BETR NOT

Awful lot of 30 something Brittanys that get laughed at behind their back.

Some things are fashionable, and some are timeless. That's why I named my son Aragorn.

Only the last remaining inbred white men sweety

Yo vey

>fucking TYDONDRIUS
I'm dead

Dumb zoomer.

Depends, do I carry a big sword?

Based user, don't give that retard the (You)'s he craves (half as much as nigger dicks.)
PS: Itachi and Kisame are candidates for me and my housemates next two cats.

If you only knew how bad it gets.......

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Yes you are supposed to kill every one of your unborn children, just like your mommy did many times and tried but finally failed to do to you.

It's the Russian word for Shit and three fourths of the English word for Shit, which is Shit.

You're a fucking retard. You named your cat Shitshi

this it's why i named my son humbert humbert and my daughter lady macbeth

What about Tydondricious?

Could work as a surname.

What is Brittany from?

My half-Japanese sister is called Asuka from Evangelion
Yeah...

Kalisi is the correct spelling

Calici Kalisi Calisi

My grandfather AND my father are both named Adolf. Not because they're Nazis or German, but because they're fucking Arabs, and Arabs actually idolize Hitler these days because he fought for Arabic independence from the British Empire.

I hear a lot of Indians have this same thing going.

Found the zoomer....

What's your name user? There's a very high chance that your name is anglicised Hebrew and you don't know it.

The Saints were mostly Europeans. You think Saint Vladimir came from Antioch or something?

based

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But she was a role model to little girls!!!

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Tell me what Brittany is from you booming faggot

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>fought for
>never actually went to the middle east, and got btfo of north africa as the middle phase of the war
damn, y'all really are somethin

"And this is my wife's son, Theon...."

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Jaime is a real name.

Can't you look it up on your phone, zoomster?

Usually Spanish male for the cognate James.

brienne is a cute name

hit me baby one more time

I work in the public school system in an urban shithole city. I've seen some unthinkably awful names. Of the most notable ones, there was actually a young girl named "Goddess". Imagine the cunt of a parent you have to be in order to name your child that.

Lol fucking Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic Homeboy

predictable
>Disguising zooming faggot conforming to the boomer ideology in order to be a part of the "boomer bois"

absolutely disgraceful and expected
keep not telling me where Brittany is from, "cool boomer which hates zoomers"
So Predictable.

Goddess actually sounds manageable and you have something to flex on to those filthy plebes.

Imagine being so committed to making fun of Theon for being dickless that you name your daughter after him.

I want to see their reactions to Dany burning everything.

>Tydondrius
who the fuck is that?

>723

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Women are so fucking dumb

I unironically wish that was me

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I'm amazed to discover a new level of degeneracy every day.

Aren't you a Warcraft character?

I hope these kids kill us all in vengence.

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Kakashi is a DOG ninja!

I guarantee you at least one woman in the crowd will be crying.

Are you enjoying the Seething that was summoned, Brothers? Is our King finally avenged? I mean, even in the Show he only burns one little kid.

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JEJ

Dany did nothing wrong.

britney is an actual name tho not some fat fuck's mad up mother of dragons title

Didn't you scam me in Runescape?

His cat is trans-dog.

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FOREVER
FUCKING HARRY POTTER NERDS

Danny did *everything* wrong.

Kaka is shit in spanish and Shi is short for piss in spanish or simply shit

your cat is literally pee pee poo poo

>renly (female)
>Shae (male)
>Theon (female)

I would beat the shit out of him for being a traitor

He's talking about the common American saint names, like John, Matthew, Luke, Paul, etc. Those were all sandniggers originally, you cuck.

i have three cats, they are named theophile, anadeus, and gottlieb

Ok Willburger

Yes great idea, then when you see the baby shitting up their pants and pissing himself you will wonder if god thinks this is some sort of a joke against him or heresy

t. Christcuck

>Men call me Tydondrius, and I am of the night

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Son: "Dad, why was my sister named Madonna?"

Father: "Your mom always thought the world needed another Madonna."

Son: "Thanks, Dad."

Father: "No problem, Holocaust."

COPE

kek

>Shae
>Unironically naming your daughter (or son, apparently) after a fictional prostitute

Fuck off birdboy

>haha sick bro

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The bell signalled the start of christmas, the winter, which triggered her PTSD from the winterfell battle

youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs

I'm convinced, my son will be named Balthazar.

>Pepe
About several millions of spaniards

That was the nigger wiseman.

satan it is then

Jon too
that's my name btw

>not sennacherib

If you think this is worse go to world of Warcraft forum.
There are people actually name their kids sylvanas, Jaina and other character name.

did people really name their child after a GoT character, let alone anyone that isn't a Stark?

>Lost: Depressing Snuff Edition

Well it is a fucking cat, so I approve. Cats are worthless animals.

Not surprising at all. This has been going on as long as there has been fiction. See .

>Christfag thinking their destructive autism is right in any way

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kek, underrated

...

>Mommy why did you call me Danny? I'm a girl and my having a boy's name is weird. They're bullying me at Young Fascists Space Cadet Camp

>friend names his twin sons Dante and Virgil
>wife 100% believes it's about the Divine Comedy
not sure if based or cringe

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i don't understand this mad queen stuff, i don't buy it. am i an idiot? or is this really shit writing?

>Shi is short for piss in spanish
that's 100% fake
t. spic

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THERES VIRGIL. YOU SEE THAT.
VIRGIL SEES US

OURS IS THE LAST LAUGH

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i would assume he is a raging faggot so Yikes!

>While we are on the subject, why do Hispanic cultures name their kids Jesus and Caesar? Fucking pretentious
most of the people literally don't care about mu weight of the name, the just call a kid jesus because it sounds okay, nothing else

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>Tyronius

that's what names are user
made up shit we monkeys use to identify each other

>not naming your children after real world kings that were based af
Louis here.

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PUNCH HIS FUCKING LIGHTS OUT

>someone I work with has a sister that loves Supernatural way too much
>named their kid Castiel Anubis

>dragon witch
?

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I'd name my kids Beren and Lúthien if I thought I could get away with it.
But I also know I wouldn't because it's tremendously fucking gay

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Isn't it sacrilegious though?

Too bad.

>not naming your kids after norse conquerors

Erics of Yea Forums, ww@?

I'm naming my son Clovis I

>You want to name your daughter Jon? Are you fucking retarded?

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pls dont tell me you think I means IP's

>alludes to a pop singer
>can't even spell the name right
Wow

If I was gonna name my chidl after got it would be nymeria

And my dog, jahova

>because you ruined my life by being born sweetie

But in the latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an I...

even her first kid knew it was a bad idea and croaked

>Is our King finally avenged?
Oh fuck yes he is, and now every single thot and soiboi knows how it felt.

Could be worse

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fucking kek

Oh wow.

That’s because it’s Portuguese you uneducated fuck

I hope he'll properly MOTIVATE his kids.

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Based shitposting husband.

GOD TIER:
>my name
SHIT TIER:
>your name
Prove me wrong faggots, you literally can’t

100 BASED
uh...yeah?
incel

your name was a shit movie so I can't prove you wrong

>tfw suleyman
feel magnificent and based

i named my kid mary inspired by let it be by the beatles

No ones names their kid dick you retard, it's short form of richard. Why people chose to call themselves Dick over Rich is a good question...

>this didn't age well

This is why you should wait until the ending to name your kids after a character on a show

My name is Tydondrius, you are my father prepare to die

dick is a classy name, like "dick tracy"

t. soicuck

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/434982608/#434987053

Looks like we meet again Tydondrius

>giving your kids jew names
Saxon and Norman names only.

FKM.

You think that is bad

I know a kid born in 1970 who's dad was telling George Lucas about his toddler son at a party in 1974

His kid was named Skywalker after a indian medicine man and regrets his dad was at the party every day of his life

I had a family of 10 Mexican/Guatemalan brother cousins who came to my store a lot 5 were named Jose which is short for Jesus

pressing F for you

I did but the birth was so tiring I took a nap and when i was asleep my wife filed out the paper work as Eric with a C not Erik with a K

Is this from Warcraft III? Your dad must have been a pr0 gamer!

Hahahah fuck yes I can't wait to fuck some young slut called danyres and mock her for her poor life choices and parents

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absolutely based age of empire shitposter

Tbf I'd probably name my son kilrog. Then be dissapointed how he doesn't live up to his name.

Wrong. It's actually
GOD TIER:
>your name
SHIT TIER:
>my name

I wish I could I fuck a zoomer named Dany and ring bells when I cum

It will, the movies

>mommy what's a cunnyseur?

lmao nigger

>people actually named their kid Khaleesi
This world needs to be nuked

Hahah Welp there goes another new fetish on my list when I lose my virginity to a gfd mummy gf

>Look, there she is Khaleesi, that's the one we named you after!
Fucking clown world

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>being this big of a retard
>2019

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Shae is a real name, my mom was going to call me Shae but my dad told her not to so I got a good name instead

>implying parents who are retarded enough to name their kid Khaleesi care about PEGI ratings or the mental stability of their kid.

>americans

"The Arya" means the spirit of the Aryan people

>kaka
>shieee
ahahahahahhahaha

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Better than Rei.

This is why countries have naming laws, but nah, freedom and all that

Woah
#society

I would not befriend him

>christfag calling anyone retarded
Did they put lead in your kool aid?

Because you want to fuck it?

>this entire post

Your cat hates you

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>Ramsay
Based and Redpilled parents.

"And this is my son, Noh Nowy Tends"

>Jose
>Jesus
you would say 56% would know better about mexican

I’m going to name my kids Chad and Stacy in the hopes they don’t end up nerds like me

imagine going through life as Virgil the Virgin

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>mommy why is my name the same name as the dragon witch from the show and why she has white skin and blonde hair unlike me? where's daddy?

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Andrea reporting in. No, it's not a girly name, it literally means courage, virility and heroism in greek

Is this the only way you can take a females last name and be based?

Anakin is the #828 most popular baby name in America.

nameberry.com/babyname/Anakin

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>shae
>naming your kid after a literal whore
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahhaha

>tfw thought about fucking a nip to name my happa kids after animes
>don’t find Asians attractive
It’s a odd sort of feel

Lol i grew up with a guy named Griffith who was named after Griff from Married with Children.

>my parents named me after a superhero comic character
fucking kill me already

That's pretty cool and almost Classical Greek/Roman sounding as far as retarded names go desu.

Work in retail.

Can confirm I've hear the name Arya at last once a week.

Sounds like a nigger who added random letters together as they do.

88/14

Imagine their teachers, bosses, friends all having to put up with that cringe shit. But come to think of it, it's better than more kike names.

>not letting people name their kids whatever the fuck they want to mark the people with tard genes

why is that bad? i dont watch weebshit

FPBP

LMFAO

Martha?

>my cat is my child
Spinsters on Yea Forums.

Some of these are alright.Dany, Jon, Jaime, Arya etc.But fucking Khaleesi, Viserion, Aegon are just invitation for cunt kids to bully your children.

Where can I shit post good book theories

So Britney then?

If you had to name your kid after a ASOIAF what would you pick?

Hard Mode: No normal names like Jon, Robert, Brandon

Haha thats rich my friend, thanks for the stay!

Yennefer is not a made up name though. Its just the Polish version of Jennifer...

I HUNGER

'sup wonder woman

Named by her fat white father I assume?

How old is Dovah now?

Don't worry in 10 years half of these kids will change their name to michael after transitioning

This. For fucks sake

DUDE WEED LMAO
>oh my god that's like sooo deep user

Those women make me sick

>implying women can reverse image search

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Brainlets will cheer because MUH DRACARYS is essentially an applause sign. Then they'll stop and look embarrassed when the shots of peasant's being roasted become more evident. Then hand-over-mouth and tears once the shot of Jon disapproving appears and they now know what they're supposed to think.

Arya is an actual name though
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arya_(name)

He'll be 8 sometime this year.

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KEK
youtu.be/lioVbj-EKms

underrated

He probably named his son Cosmo, Andromeda, Thor, Rick or some bullshit.

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It’s like naming your kid Sauron at this point.

How's that search for a job and girlfriend going user?
Don't answer since I read too many horrible things form my Bible.

Because Dabbid injected tons of feminism into the show cause that’s how they feel BUT GRRMs ending is mad Danny so they basically had to go with that and now it’s a clusterfuck where so many normies watched it without reading between the lines and thought it’s the story of the dragon queen Saving the world from the patriarchy and we get this wonderful cognitive dissonance moment from these idiots.

Now that you mention it I'm surprised there weren't a lot of babies born in the early 2000s with names like Aragorn or Arwen. Maybe LOTR was less mainstream than I thought it was.

WELL, THERE IT IS

>mental stability of their kid.
that's really the core issue. it doesn't matter what the name is, the idea of naming your child after a character in a show or a game or anything like that, is so wholly arrogant and thoughtless, it shows what kind of person you are and the child will grow to hate you regardless, through your other actions

>Not naming your child after a president

Note: I'm named after one.
Guess which one.

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They people having kids weren’t as dumb back then, legitimately. Also lotrs names were always fringe popular with book fans for 50+ years before that and of course the books were over so you won’t accidently name your kid after a character who’s actually evil.

Two girls in my town named Arwen born before the movies came out

Barrack

Fuck your parents dude, lmao.

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