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>yfw people named their babies Daenerys

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who else fucking loved this episode

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hahahaha

>dabid and dabid hate women and manlets

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she knew back in blackwater what happens when a city gets attacked.
>We're all in for a bit of a rape

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Ser Gregor = Strong Belwas

change my mind.

Corn, you say?

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>all those baby girls named after a mass murderer
>all those baby girls named after a mass murderer
>all those baby girls named after a mass murderer
>all those baby girls named after a mass murderer
>all those baby girls named after a mass murderer
>all those baby girls named after a mass murderer

like 600 babies named khaleesi on the US last year alone

kek

>Jon takes the Black
Literally for what purpose is there even a NW anymore?

people actually named their children khaleesi or whatever. kelly c

DUDE IT'S POETIC LMAO

Hahahahahah

Someone going on a rampage after most of their dearest friends are killed? Who knew?!

>mommy, why did you name me after a character that burned a city with 500k people to the ground???

>8 seasons of buildup:

>Dany isn't a good queen, her first act is to murder a million people
>Cersei had no plan - she made Hitler look like a realist
>Arya isn't an invincible psycho badass after all
>golden company lasts all of five seconds
>nobody wins cleganebowl, which had no point
>jamie isn't redeemed, he's as pussywhipped as season 1
>varys is a helpless humanitarian who gets outmaneuvered and executed

Ding dong, roastie.

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Anyone kinda half expecting the finale to show Jaime and Cersei rowing to Pentos? Would actually mean Tyrion did something right

Holy fuck I though that episode was going to suck. It was one of the best. Next week we get to see Jon kill his aunt and fulfill the prophecy. Nights Watch leak is fake, no need for the Black anymore.

corn?

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Kids named Daenerys will get bullied by kids named Adolph

>Mother of dragons goes mad on Mother's Day

Literal pottery

W H E W
H
E
W

oh, it's much, much worse than that

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takes the black cock

any person who defends dany now is a certified psychopath. i love it. thank you d&d

youtube.com/watch?v=FeftoI3c81c
TWOW IS DONE
ADOS IS DONE
GRRM IS JUST WAITING FOR THE SHOW TO END BEFORE PUBLISHING THEM

How much free marketing will the books get from fans who hate the show ending?

>nobody wins cleganebowl, which had no point
FUCK OFF DABID

Why not burn just the Red Keep?
Cersei was standing right there looking out the window.

Why genocide a population you want to rule over?

This is cartoon villiain tier.
Can't wait for the Burlington Bar reaction video.

Now they know how us stannisfags feel. Fuck em.

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Digits confirm

He hasn't written TWOW and never will.

thank fucking god this shit is ending before the next book comes out

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>Let's kill the most elite army in Essos within seconds

What did D&D mean by this?

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In her mind they were asking for it. Also
>MY SUNDAE

ayylmao

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cuz it looks cool and they know people like flashy battles

I wanted that Golden Company Chad to do something badass

They built up this army to justify Cersei not getting steamrolled TWO YEARS AGO, but it takes all of five seconds to utterly waste them?

>School bell goes off
DONT SNAP DANY
>dany starts crying over her moms shit choices

It's worse. My cousin and his wife named their kid Khaleesi.

I am getting some smug satisfaction knowing that they're gonna be seething at this

>What's your name?
>Daenerys/Khaleesi
>After what?

>Lionchads
>Wolfcucks
>Dragonfuckers
>Squidcels
>Stagboys
>ALL KEKED BY D&D

I absolutely love how not a single fanbase is getting a satisfying ending. Truly subversive to the end, these fucks

>Let's kill the most elite army in the know world within seconds
I almost turned it off at that point because it was going to be an hour of yaas queen power fantasy/hamfisted wake up call for people who were on the fence about Dany.

Kek

Even normies are hating this.
Go to IMDB right now, people are rating it 1/10 except for a few 10/10 shills.

I expect the overall rating to tank below 6.

>qyburn
>euron
>jaime
>varys
>hound
All dead, today was a good episode.

Is it over for D and D then

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>20,000 golden company soldiers
>only show ~1,000 outside of the castle
So where are the other 19,000? Rescuing Edmure from a dark cell?

anyone got a screengrab of the kid with the car?

>Is it over for D and D then
OH NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONO
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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I just wanna thank the user who posted the leaks. Now Im able to watch this shit show and chuckle it off.

I cant imagine watching this final shit season without spoilers.

I think the implication was that they were standing along the length of the wall but we didn't get a wide enough shot to show all of them.
Either way all 20,000 are smoke

Not Cersei?

>tfw Dany fucks up 100%

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chilling with the other thousands of dothraki/unsullied

Nigger, Rian isn't on Star Wars anymore.

I am going to have so much fun tomorrow walking up to my stupid FUCKING coworkers who have bragged for years about how much they liked the show, and say to them
>Hey did you watch Game of Thrones last night? :^)
I've had to put up with their "dude just turn your brain off" bullshit since Season fucking 5 and they're going to be so sad, it's great.

Not to mention being created by and having descendants of the Blackfyres in their ranks. This season is fucking worse than season 5.

How long until D&D's trilogy is cancelled too?

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It turns out to be the best Star Wars movie of all time, better than empire.

Just to subvert our expectations!

can someone spoil the episode to me? what happened in short summary?

>SEASON 8 EPISODE 5
>The Bells
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hbo.com/game-of-thrones/season-8

she said she wanted to rule with fear.
and its about ALL the seven kingdoms not just kings landing

the leaks were 100% correct, not the spanish leaks though, the bell leaks

Post YFW based Jon ends that roastie's whole career

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>all this w*men seething on twitter
I used to think D&D were worthless jew hacks. But now I realize, they're based

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R E M O V E T A R G S
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To be fair, there's even a few Tyrions and Cerseis out there.
and a shit load of Jaimes

Why is he such a shill? He shoots down any negative comments about the show like they are silly and unfounded

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>tfw my coworkers are the kind of normie that enjoys the show no matter what shit it throws at them
I wish I could be smug, I just try to ignore them and pretend I don't watch it because otherwise my autism gets the better of me

no one knows who your shitty eceleb is go die

Hipsters absolutely BTFO'ing themselves over medieval capeshit TV. Lmao.

Kek what was Varys' plan that Jon would betray Dany just because he said he should be king? What a great strategist. Great work D&D.

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>dragon teleports behind the castle and the golden company
hehe, nothing personnel

All those dumb fucks named their kids Khaleesi kek

I've met people named Jamie even before the show. It's just a normal name.

gtfo faggot.
of course normies hate it but we love it.
its perfect, women are crazy and no more slay queens .
sure there was shitty stuff but all in all its perfect considering we had arya killing NK 2 episodes ago

How did Dany know where every single scorpion was
Why was Euron's fleet incompetent
How is dragonfire capable of destroying stone sometimes but not others

he criticises the show himself
>youtube comments
probably something extremely retarded, nothing of value was lost

I still don't know where the stereotype of drivers being called Jaime comes from

SAY IT WITH ME LADS
STANNIS
THE
MANNIS!

how the fuck is it that 70% of IMDB viewers are rating this episode a 10/10?

>Even normies are hating this.
Reddits sucking its dick and can't stop talking about how awesome things like the cleganbowl were.

Why is it called the golden company when its just 20 dudes?
should not been called the golden squad?

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Everyone kind of forgot about everything

SSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIS

also based

>Varys doesn't actually confront Dany about her bullshit and just dies
>Despite blowing up the Vatican the people around KL can't stop themselves from crowding into the city to become Cersies meatshield
>Jon & Dany both refuse to even entertain the notion of a marriage because of ???
>Jon doesn't even bother to try and speak to Dany about why he refuses to love her as anything but a queen (muh aunt, grieving, a war to win, etc)
>Jamie can't sneak past the unsullied to get into KL despite sneaking past all of Crown/River/Norf to get to WF
>Jamie legitimately going back to KL for his love for Cersie
>Jamie doesn't care about the people of KL despite killing Aerys to save the city
>GC fights outside the castle walls because ????
>ENTIRE Iron fleet is completely useless and is burnt to a crisp
>GC just turn and flee like cowards
>Northerners follow unsullied in sacking the city because ???
>Dany breaks down crying from the surrender bells because ???
>Lannisters and Populace beg for surrender. Dany still burns them all
>Doesn't even go to the red keep to kill Cersie, just burns civies alive because "they will fear me then"
>Euron magically arrives at the same spot the boat is hidden at the exact same time Jamie arrives
>Wildfyre starts going off for no relevant reason
>Arya and the Hound get into Red Keep with no resistance
>The Hound giving Arya a peptalk despite the fact she LITERALLY KILLED THE NIGHT KING
>That pitiful green screen for the cleganebowl on the steps
>Arya still not dead even after all her wounds in the fall of the city
>Again re-confiming that Jamie came back for Cersie and her only because fuck Brienne.
>The prophecy of Ash on the Iron Throne is from Dany burning down the Red Keep for nothing.
>Ayra just rides off into the sunset.
>muh 8th grade themes as Cersie and Dany both wear red

This episode is legitimately embarrassing, who the fuck allowed this shit?
Where is the fucking quality control? Did HBO/George really look at this and say okay?

That's Emergency Awesome. Alt Shift X is pissed
youtube.com/watch?v=x8UiE4u8CQ4

JEWS

>mfw every gotfag is getting blown the fuck out
D&D are Rian Johnson's long lost brothers

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T W E N T Y
G O O D
M E N

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>he criticises the show himself
He defends it at every turn

tyrion snitched though

With Jews, you lose. Remember that.

>wait years for cleganebowl
>its shit

They completely fucked this up. Mountain is supposed to not have any humanity left. He's just a walking flesh robot that does what Cersei tells him to. What should've happened is Hound challenges him to a fight, and Mountain doesn't act any differently than he did before. They completely ruined zombie mountain by suddenly giving him free will out of nowhere. What, was he just taking Cersei's commands before because he felt like it?

Also them falling off the cliff together was some gay cliche bullshit. Second only in its shittiness to that white horse garbage.

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Where is the ending with Azor Ramsay and his 20 good men on the iron throne?

>lannisters are gone
>pod becomes warden of the west

He thinks this was a good episode and was a good finale for a lot of the characters. Now THAT'S extremely retarded

>Bronn is actually going to end up on the fucking small council
I want to die

>How did Dany know where every single scorpion was
She came from the sky this time
>Why was Euron's fleet incompetent
He didn't have preparation time
>How is dragonfire capable of destroying stone sometimes but not others
D&D or maybe Dany developed offscreen a technique to concentrate her fury into powerful dragonfire, GoT is anime tier so whatever suits your headcannon

Who wins in a fight between Shirtless Ramsay and his 20 good men and Euron and his fleet but they all have balistas?

>the Lannisters have surrendered, presenting Jon with gifts and the swords of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a bell is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to blasts of fire destroying King's Landing
>we see Greyworm driving the men to fight by hurling a spear into a soldier's chest
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, women and children are burning, the soundtrack a low droning tone
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Dany shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE DRAGONFIRE"
>"Yes," cries Greyworm, "Drogon hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "She's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>and who
>are you
>Written for television by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss

Based Pod

I don't understand, why did Dany get so triggered by bells?

>lel the pissing match with le SJW epic based xd
Fuck off back to /pol/.
You are just as annoying as them.
Episode was shit, period.

>Sandor didn't learn to get past his hate, dies in an fiery inferno instead of having grave digger ending

The books are done. Ser barriston wouldn't lie

the book is still going? is it actually good? I mean it warranted this shitshow so It must be decent right? right?

Dany didn't burn King's Landing to the ground but I wish she did

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So she's dead right?

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Sort the ratings by date, most 10/10 are before it aired.

this

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Reminder that in the books he retires to live a quiet life in the countryside with Sansa

I wanted him to recite how the golden company was founded by Blackfyres and former lords of Westeros and how its time to take the city but for the targaryens way more satisfying ending for them especially with who they align with on the books

LOOK AT THIS DOODE

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woah... explosions....waoh!! OMG YES QUEEN DANY!!! WHAT A TWEEST!!! Dragons are cool!!!

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I can't be arsed to prove you wrong, so whatever

its good for us you fucking moron.

wtf did you want? to have the dragon bitch as good queen or something?

its perfect episode after all the shit that happened in the last 3 seasons especially with arya killing the fucking NK

Is better but honestly, GRRM is not that great as a writer and if the show proved something, is that 80% of GoT's content is just filler.

they didn't follow her

MUH SUNDAE

>this episodes

it aint me / 10

youtu.be/3RmQTYLD398

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Nah he’s fair. He criticized the fuck out of this season foh

The spelling's different

Mountain never had humanity. Thats why he says, yeah thats you, because an undead monster is the same shitty brother when we was alive with agency. He had to embrace his fear of fire to kill him and honor his new calling as the gravedigger. Plus they only had one episode left and he wanted to die.

He still just expected Jon to immediately switch sides and betray Dany before the battle even though he knew that Jon didn't want to be king. You'd also think he would be able to trick Tyrion into thinking he was loyal after tyrion seemed solidly proDany

D&D are eating our Garmonbozia right now

Next episode
>Arya tries to escape, running to Renly
>Get ambushed by dothraki who capture her
>Jon escapes and goes north with his loyal troops, tells Gendry
>Gendry and Jon go south to save Arya from Danaerys
>They win with battle on the trident,
Ouroborous

P-P-PETYR, HELP ME!!!

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I don't even watch this shit lol

My inner SandorxSansa heart wants this badly but I'm sure it won't happen

I find it hard to believe anyone with sense actually believes this was a good GoT episode

How is it possible for you retards to be so autistic over little shit?

Its truly mindblowing. This season is great for how it brings you autists out to sperg out

A KING NEEDS A QUEEN WHERE'S MEERA?

DABID WHAT IF THE IT WAS LIKE A FANTASY 9/11

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>didn't say a word
Fucking coward

>libturd sjws literally SEETHING
Fucking based

>danny buried alive her fempower friend

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How would you change cleganebowl?

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no, you're just a contrarian faggot.

wtf did you want to happen???

danny becoming good queen?
having babies with jon??

or wait i know what you wanted, you wanted jon or jaime to be azor ahai because you're a closeted faggot.

kys.
i loved this shit and i am so happy at what happened.

tbqh I though this episode was quite kino until when Dany begun dodging ballistas, the soundtrack really lifted the scene of the Lannister/GC soldiers preparing for battle

I HASH MY OWN PROBLEMS OVER HERE SHPIDAH

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Varys' death was unnecessary.

>fantasy 9/11
This was fantasy Code Geass
>For example, what if I told you to "burn down the entirety of Kings Landing"

why did varys walk up to jon and openly commit sedition in broad fucking daylight with thirty teamsters around on an open fucking beach

She was looking at it too
But damn it was stupid and a waste of time to exhaustively burn the city spending a silly amount of time doing so

he died with dignity
you'd scream like a little bitch

>*literally blocks your path with bricks*

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is the lord of light real and how does he provide miracles?
who are the knight kings and where do they come from?
why does nothing else like zombie mountain exist and how does he exist?
what does bran know about the world?
what is the message of GoT?

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>Alt Shift X is pissed
He literally went on a rant about how it's hyperbolic to say they ruined characters and everything everyone did in this episode was completely in line with the character and they had good arcs. Doesn't sound too pissed to me.

Were wildfire caches exploding out of nowhere?

sandor survivng. He was one of the few characters i liked.

I've seen it spelled in many ways. Some people are just illiterate morons.

I liked the episode. Hound sacrificed himself to close aryas revenge ark. She got to see what danys revenge did to the city. This is basically aryas season and show now.

My stupid fucking friend who has defended every episode is finally accepting its terrible

flames probably got deep enough to the bowels of the city where the caches of wildfire that Aerys II placed there years ago

Sandors sword would catch on fire and he would behead the mountain. for a man whose character is he is afraid of fire there is very little fire in that fight

>Varys: She will kill millions
>Tyrion: She won't I will stop her
>Doesn't stop her from killing millions
Tyrion what the fuck man?

>U.S drops atomic bombs on Japanese civilians to send a message to the Japanese government and save the lives of U.S. troops from a mainland invasion

"Brilliant! Heroes who stopped more bloodshed!"

>Daenerys destroys King's Landing to send a message to anyone else who dares attack her that they'll suffer a similar fate while giving more cover to her troops

"B-but what about the Geneva Conventions, Dany???"

Give me a fucking break.

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Have sex

If she wasn't before she is now.

How the fuck did he do that?

Hound overcoming his fear and using the fire sword from his dead friend.
Actual swordmanship
youtu.be/Cn36Pb8z3yI

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the mountain surviving. subverted expectations/10

RIP qyburn, science is forever dimmed without you

That was so fucking silly, but I'm glad Arya has lung cancer

He was on suicide watch after episode 3. He is now on the bargaining phase

>Arya tries to escape, running to Renly
Will Stannis be back as well?

I wish this was actually true

>every one immediately surrendered no one else had to die

vs

>we need an excuse to test these bad bois

>Everything happened because Rhaegal cucked Bobby B and Littlefinger lost a fight against Brandon Stark for Cat and was spared
And that's why you shouldn't put a woman's vagina on a pedestal

why does no one remember the millions more we killed with firebombs?
The enola gay was a mistake

considering we didn't see him die it's now canon that he spent all that time piling bricks to block jaime's path then died after placing the last one

Yes, SJWs and soiboys are that stupid

>Dies from falling down stairs
Why didn't he have Life Alert?

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>Le jobbing company
lmao

no
she went from YAAAAS QUEEN SLAAY, to a scared little cunt kind who cant handle the real consequences of a great war.

while sandor saw, came and conquered without hesitations.

considering what happened earlier this episode was so fucking based

Imagine being this stupid.

Arya is going to kill drogon with that arrow isnt she, fuck that goblin drogon best boy

I don't get the salt. This was the only episode where I really got what I expected. Other than Jaime of course which was bad

RIP. Why does D&D like murdering people

AAAAAHHHHH CERSEI SAVE ME

>>Northerners follow unsullied in sacking the city because ???

I thought this at first, but then remembered the southerners have been killing their lords and people for just under a decade now. I'd be pretty pissed off too.

Is Littlefinger back?

>The enola gay was a mistake
No it did it's job brilliantly. Nobody talks about the firebombs, do they?

SEED THE FUCKING TORRENTS SO I CAN WATCH THIS SHIT

Reminder
>Varys being important to Dany going nuts when he’s part of the Aegon plot in the books
>Dany going nuts saying she will go Fire and Blood when she gets to Westeros at the end of ADWD before Aegon invades
>Dany’s issue of not being welcomed and wanted seems like it should be when she first arrives
>her fear of Jon having his claim when Aegon will be the first to have a Targaryen claim she hears about
>the fact that Jon is called Aegon in the show
Everyone says he is a red herring and it was good the show cut him is retarded. Aegon Blackfyre is clearly going to be a huge deal in the books.

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This is why normal fags should never be catered to. They cant handle even the simplest of story telling jfc

>If the city falls, these fine women should be in for a bit of a rape. Half of them will have bastards in their bellies come the morning. You'll be glad of your red flower then. When a man's blood is up anything with tits looks good.

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>*Dragon swan dives directly into a fleet that saw the dragon immediately*
>*Misses multiple shots with 50 scorpions*

This is after it was shown that Euron could nail a dragon, first try, first time using the weapon, before it even saw them. The expectation I had subverted was that of action and consequence.

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>Bleeding out of his stomach
>One hand is clutching his abdomen to slow the bleeding
>Slowly stacking brick by brick with his right hand
>"Hehe fucking Kingslayer."

>his brain was so big it flew off to his home planet after the death of his bodily vessel

So what do we rate this episode? It was a lot better than the rest of this season.

WHAT WAS HIS AGENDA
I WAS TOLD THAT QYBURN HAD HIS OWN AGENDA

>waking the dragon
bad move

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Make the fight not happen on a set of stairs with horrible grenescreen, and actually have them fight instead of Hound getting blown out

10/10 just for the seething butthurt it has caused

you need to exercise your mind more if the best you can do is a metaphor

*ding dong ding dong*
ahem...
FUCK KING'S LANDING

10/10 danny will die

Arya's Adventures Through King's Landing's Hiroshima was fucking kino and the direct path to go since Battle of the Bastards, fucking Come and See reference caught me off guard, such a shame it all ended on some shoddy symbolism and Arya's character arc is fucked.

Remind me again why did she have to kill the Night King?

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High IQ post

It's great because normies hate it

The hound isn't a freaking zombie that doesn't feel pain. And anyways, he got a killing blow pretty early in the fight if the mountain was alive.

>three seasons later
>Sansa gets a bit of rape
POTTERY

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sometimes you gotta raze a city

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>Bronn
as long as my main man bronn and based podd survives then i am fine

I actually feel like crying over the way she died. Am I a pussy?

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I... I didn't mean to hurt anybody...

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Experiment on his dick to make it grow 10 inches and then fuck Daenerys to death.

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Civilians die in war all the time. The U.S. dropped fire bombed Dresden and it was considered a strategic success.

Daenerys was right to destroy Kong’s Landing. It’s a lesson anyone out there to not to question her rule.

I think he gave them fake shit on purpose because he knew they were retarded and that he could swoop in and become tolkien tier

Hearing Harry Lloyd's luscious voice in the recap made me smile

You should tell them to just turn their brains off :^)

Why did Cersei make Dany kill all those people?

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Yep. GRRM tried to tell them it was important but they insisted they know better

Literally why though? She's a cartoon villain, and Jamie's arc for years and years has been to turn against Cersei.

Your pic made me realize I'm more concerned with the Lannisters' rapidly changing hair color.

prediction for next episode

>Daenerys sits on what is left of the iron throne
>Davos, Jon, Tyrion, and Grey Worm form a temporary council
>she commands the unsullied and dothraki out of her council hall in order to speak with her council about what to do next
>left alone, Davos and Jon betray Daenerys and Grey Worm
>Grey Worm fights back, but Davos and Jon manage to best him
>Jon stabs Daenerys
>as she is dying, Jon asks her why she burned KL after they've surrendered
>she tells Jon that Tyrion lied to her: the bells meant the soldiers were to advance
>Jon tells her that the bells meant Cersei surrendered
>it turns out that Tyrion planned everything: he wanted to defeat both Cersei and Daenerys, but he also wanted to burn King's Landing down
>he tells them that despite saving the people of King's Landing in the battle of blackwater, everyone continued to treat him like a monster
>and having been on Daenerys's council, he realized how much of a monster she was
>he's been feigning stupidity this entire time as Daenerys's hand in order to undermine her
>Jon and Davos decide to let Tyrion live and flee before any of the unsullied / dothraki realize they've killed Daenerys
>Jon takes the dragon and fucks off forever
>Davos goes north to help Sansa rule
>final shot is Tyrion sitting on the iron throne, contemplating if he made the right choice
>Daenerys lies dead in a pool of blood in front of him, and the footsteps of unsullied / dothraki are heard coming to the throne room

I want good writing, what's so hard to understand? These Jews get paid millions to shit on a piece of paper and call it a script anf you are defending them because it makes some twitter retards cry.

Cuck.

See

Nobody here gives a shit about Qyburn's unceremonious death?

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she didnt like competition in regards to incest

What was the point of Euron fighting Jaime again?

D&D (hack frauds) finding stupid ways of killing off characters for absolutely no reason

Incel character just like euron, good riddance.

All this episode did was make me really want the next two books be done, they still probably wont be unless ser Barristan the Based is right in that interview. I just want to see the actual epic scale coming together to this conclusion, all of this current shit is probably not that bad with the extra 2-3 seasons pacing it properly.

Fucking kill yourself, you tasteless showfag.

I hope everyone gives Danerys the Jon Snow treatment next episode

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drogon better not die

I mean everything was already so stupid

lol why didn't any of the lannister men have sheilds?

His character literally only exists as a rival to jamie.

Cersi's puss

>gets bodied by guy with one arm
LOL

They did while preparing the city's defenses then suddenly they were gone after the wall was breached. Idk lol

She was a good friend

I was thinking the same thing.

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He'll be making Death Stars for R'hllor

What is going through nikolaj coster-waldau's mind at this EXACT moment?

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Who could turn down a free pass to rape?

>It was a lot better than the rest of this season.
The fuck lol. It was about as awful as 8x03

even though she did everything wrong. at least she didn't burn kings landing with wildfire

It feels so good

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>The Hound giving Arya a peptalk despite the fact she LITERALLY KILLED THE NIGHT KING
Literally no one acknowledge that Arya killed the NK ever. Now I'm pretty sure that Jon actually killed him in the original script and D&D just did a last second refilm after filming Cersei's dead and realizing Arya had to kill someone to be "badass".

>/got/ general
Literally whats the fucking point, it's the entire board rn

>The war for Cersei's cunt
POTTERY

GRRM jewed the jew duo... too good to be true but based barristan

He could save others from death, but not himself

good prediction, but we all know this isnt going to happen thanks to DABID

It was such shit, press F for the best hand

More importantly, what will THEY think?

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i was initially mad that they made Bronn tag along with Jaime when he was suppose to get his castle early and Knight his sellsword bros for fun but this was alright

Only because it's not stickied/jannies aren't quick on the draw

>implying anyone will remember this shit show in six years

After watching I was hoping that all the rumored alternate endings are just different people killing her.

The letter Varys burned before being taken by Grey Worm was the same he wrote earlier or was it an answer he received?

*sniff* I-I guess :(

I mean I laughed, at that point I was chuckling about every 10 seconds as the episode proceeded to get more and more ridiculous

I liked it. The Mountain saying fuck it added a lot to the Cleaganebowl

WHOSE CHARACTER WAS RUINED THE HARDEST? VOTE NOW!

>Stannis
>Jaime
>Jon

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No one's ever really gone.

>They ruined the character of this alphabet soup!

What was the Come and See reference?

They probably forgot

It's clearly Jamie.

I couldn't tell.
It looked like he was writing but it was weird

>go towards the red keep where the bitch that killed my friend is hiding
>nope let me burn all these people to death

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Japan and Germany were actively fighting when those operations were carried out. The defenders of King's Landing literally surrendered and she slaughtered them anyways. Not the same.

The winter

She's trying to send a message.

I think its retarded too but lol @ blaming it on "hating women"

Because he can't speak his mind.

Because she knows what Tyrion told Jaime and is thinking that Cersei is leaving the city with Jaime

>Oh look a couple Lannister soldiers in the middle of all those civilians
>LOL I'll just burn them all

The Lannisters surrendered already

Japan didn't until the nukes

Jaime and Jon.

Is a raging erection the proper response to this episode

IRONIC
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Japan wanted to surrender on the only condition that the imperial family be spared but Muricans wanted unconditional surrender

I remember reading the script leaks and thinking that they were obviously fake because there were 10 minutes at the end with no dialogue but no they just actually did have a 10 minute montage of Arya riding through KL on a pale horse lol

bump

Oh man I can't wait for the screeching next week

>Mommy, why are you crying? I don't understand mommy. What are emotions? You're not being rational, mommy.

They also wanted to negotiate for retention of their holdings in China and the Philipines

Perhaps wild fire that was left over from other shit was set out for a defense or just whatever they didn't take out for use underground

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Aegon is not fucking important and neither is Stannis, you guys need to accept that at this point

Dislike it or not this last episode is largely George's ending as well

Bumpp

She's burning one city to keep 7 full kingdoms in line.

GRRM took a DNA test recently, and found out he's 1/4 jew himself.

That is not fucking true they wanted land and nearly launched a military coup against the emperor for surrendering

replace city with people

He was writing a lot of letters for different lords, that one was probably the last je wrote and didnt manage to send

Well I meant the city full of people

Bmp

Then burn the soldiers or anybody actually involved in resisting her
She honestly wasted time burning randos and destroyed her heritage

Can not wait for some bullshit where Bran wargs into Danerys and accidentally creates the mad king in the past.

Then you didn’t read the points I made. All this ending we are getting is clearly meant to have Aegon in it.

KL is a shithole, she has dragonstone

I thought the letter Varys was writing in the beginning was a flashback to Little Finger's letter.

Bup

>TFW Qyburn did had a secret zombie army
sad

Bu

Did Aegon the Conqueror ever burn a city full of smallfolk to the ground?

That's not how it works. You are supposed to burn those who oppose you to strike fear into those that are in the fence.

If you burn everyone indiscriminately:
1. There is nothing to rule over.
2. People that lost everything will oppose you
3. The other kingdoms will unite against her. She can't take on all seven.

*didn't

They were so worthless. Men flooding in I didn't see even one take down anyone.

*DING DONG*
*AHEM*
fuck DANY

He probably would have burned Oldtown if they hadn't bent the knee.

Aegon is going to be revealed to be a fraud and the real Aegon is Jon Snow, just like the show. He'll be killed off as unceremoniously as the entire Dornish plot was in the show. I really wish you guys wouldnt set yourselves up for thinking we're getting anything better

Burning things to the ground is her heritage

>mfw this random shitposting image from like 5 years ago turns out to be true

O I AM LAFFIN

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I think he only castle he burned was Harrenhall.

Harrenhal I shupposhe

Dude they're gonna yaaaas queen still

Smallfolk no. Most smallfolks he ever killed were at the Field of Fire.

Although it's better to be feared than to be loved, the best option is to be both feared and loved so no possible uprising happens. Dany decided to go with fear and in this case it may make all her previous allies turn against her because she is just Mad King 2.0

Looks like the soldier that questioned arya and the Hound was of the Vale, so the Vale still exists apparently?

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No, he just burnt the whole army up if they didn't surrender. He burned down haranhall. He conquered everything except Dorne because Dorne just hid whenever the dragons came

saved

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Well her message destroyed her future castle

Why were Tyrion and Jon such moral fags in this episode?

Isn't this how the throne is supposed to be won? Casualties are going to happen.

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based and saved

First I don't think there's anything anyone can fucking do against Drogon at this point other than Jon attempting some sort of Valyrian steel sucker punch. Second, what part of "Mad Queen" makes you think she's thought this through rationally. Varys reminded it of us when he talked to Jon, Dany's coin landed on crazy.

He was writing a letter to Stannis, telling him the time is now.