/got/ - Dickon/Dickoff Edition

Previously on /got/

Attached: Dickon:Dickoff.jpg (5120x3200, 1000K)

Other urls found in this thread:

i.imgur.com/AFlDUBn.jpg
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/114604928/#114605480
youtube.com/watch?v=sqjfq5gsfYk
strawpoll.me/17981814
twitter.com/dzf0x/status/1127767593719349248?s=19
youtube.com/watch?v=VPssSsre_vY
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FeftoI3c81c&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=x8UiE4u8CQ4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

This Ep killed Alt shift

DING DONG BITCH

Attached: 1557685909430.jpg (437x735, 169K)

CERSEI DIDN'T DIE ON SCREEN

CERSEI AND STANNIS

THEY'RE COMING BACK

POWER COUPLE

just woke up my fellow stannisfags
are the leaks true

But haven't we already seen this film before?

Attached: hitler-bunker-og.jpg (600x319, 33K)

Dany didn't choose the red door.

;_;

Attached: 31a8b66bcc62e67baf2997b229369975.jpg (755x1058, 324K)

Dany going mad was handled poorly, just another symptom of D&D rushing everything

the mad queen

Attached: sunset found her....png (1007x446, 302K)

Based

Attached: robert e. lee pwns battle of glendale.png (884x642, 1.11M)

>incest couple best couple

Attached: thinking illya.jpg (149x157, 11K)

this is such fucking schlock but it's all gonna be worth it next weak for the danyfag tears

Attached: 1535833373947.gif (293x290, 277K)

>Dany planted wildfire in KL in the weeks leading up to the sack

Attached: eeeeevildanny.png (378x435, 165K)

Post yfw Euron breaks the fourth wall out of nowhere

>IT WAS FUCKING TRUE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Attached: 1557339683766.png (1284x1486, 457K)

WoT is very feminist guys, remember not to watch it.
Also Discord trannies, is this account with 30 thousand tweets right wing propaganda?

Attached: feminist outrage.jpg (775x428, 81K)

*DING* *DING* *DING*

Attached: M52K2YHRRBCLPEWVSKGDJA7LLA.jpg (188x353, 24K)

DING DONG DANYNCES

YOU HAD A CHANCE KING'S LANDING

HAD A CHANCE

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 72K)

DING DING DONG

I gotta tell you: I cannot WAIT for Daenerys to die. No, seriously. Fresh reddit who like Daenerys because they confuse her with the actress, or even those of you who unironically believe she’s a good character or that she did nothing wrong, I am talking to all of you. I am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams and cries that will be heard when Jon plunges Longclaw into Dany's guts. This isn't a shitpost, I am deathly serious. Just imagine the look on her face, the betrayal, the surprise, the despair as Jon drives the Valyrian Steel blade through her internal organs. I am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you pulling you hair out in frustration as you cry, your tears dripping onto the floor, as Daenerys sighs out her final breaths, blood seeping out of her mouth. Good God, I'm getting hard again just by typing this post. I can feel blood rushing to my dick as I imagine you repeating “no, no, no, NO, NO” over and over, each time increasing in volume and despair, as her corpse starts cooling on the ground of the throne room in King’s Landing. The music will no doubt be extremely dramatic and sad, but I welcome it, for it will surely increase your sadness and rage even further. To add insult to injury, she’ll probably stay alive for a little bit longer once she falls to the ground, and will most likely try to reach out and crawl towards the Iron Throne, in an attempt to reach it, at least once in her life. Hnnng, I can feel my orgasm building up as I imagine Jon putting a boot on her back to make sure she does not reach it. I hope you're ready for what happens in the last episode, because I cannot WAIT for your shitty character to finally receive the DABID special treatment. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll finally see a good old decapitation on-screen again, or maybe Jon will squeeze the life out of her with his bare hands. One can only hope.

fuck roasties
fuck Dany
and FUCK TRANNIES

Attached: 1557669313404.png (437x735, 369K)

that was fucking awesome

* * * ATTENTION * * *
* * * I REPEAT ATTENTION * * *

POST YOUR FACE WHEN DAENERYS TARGARYEN DIES

Attached: Capture.jpg (437x374, 26K)

No one's ever really gone.

after almost 8 seasons i'm convinced this was the most disappointing episode of them all
BRAVO D&D, BRAVO!

i don't think dany did anything wrong

torrent please

Attached: 1549166090467.jpg (1000x568, 109K)

>THEY FORGOT TO REMOVE A FUCKING PARKED CAR LMAO
i.imgur.com/AFlDUBn.jpg

How hard was the DING DONG shitposting live?

Post yfw Euron is elected the 1st President of Westeros

Attached: euron trumpjoy.png (393x590, 392K)

OK WHAT LEAK WAS TRUE
THE ONE WHERE BRAN GETS TO BE KING OR THE ONE WHERE DANY WINS

>a literal meme has a bigger fight than the night king
LMAO

have sex

>redditors hate the most kino episode since Season 4 because their internal dial has been socially set to "GoT Bad" and they aren't narratively calibrated enough to identify a sudden uptick in quality

Attached: ep5.png (846x962, 80K)

Attached: 1333517231849.png (339x292, 89K)

what the fuck? how did they miss this?

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/114604928/#114605480
Cope

The Golden Company. The Best sellswords in Essos...

Attached: 1557092632054.jpg (970x545, 105K)

>Twitter is seething already
>next week when a fucking white male kills their queen is going to dwarf this week's rage
Can't wait.

Attached: 1548350353374.jpg (226x223, 8K)

>Jaime didn't gutstab Cersei on the world map, collapsing in each others arms.
>Cersei didn't say "but...our baby..."
>Jaime didn't say "fuck our baby" and die

Shitty show desu

Welp 40 tweets in the past minute at Gurm. Hope he's got his books on the publishing queue

Attached: attn fatman2.png (953x504, 98K)

Reminder if you liked this episode you are a low IQ non-white

Attached: game.of.thrones.s08e05.720p.web.h264-memento.mkv_snapshot_00.37.41_[2019.05.12_18.35.24].jpg (1280x720, 66K)

It's in solid competition with The Long Night

This is unironically what normies think

Attached: D6ae-rnXsAAulmm.jpg (500x500, 37K)

>Qyburn's death
>we don't learn shit about him or his powers

Attached: index.jpg (214x236, 9K)

Cersei was going to light the city up if she lost

So Dany didn’t die? Fuck this show is ruined beyond redemption

A toast to all those kids named Khaleesi and Dany.
They'll need the luck more than we do.

Attached: 1557279011710.jpg (615x678, 100K)

>THE ONE WHERE DANY WINS
what fake shit is this? lmao

it's this >THE ONE WHERE BRAN GETS TO BE KING

LADS WE DID IT
>STANNISBROS
>JONBROS
>JAIMEBROS
>BOBBYBROS
>COUGHBROS
>BELLBROS
>HOUNDBROS
>QYBURNBROS
>CERSEIBROS
A TOAST TO US, A TOAST TO THE DEATH OF DANY TARGSHIT, A TOAST TO THE DEATH OF GOT, FUCK REDDIT, FUCK TUMBLR, FUCK TWITTER, FUCK DANYFAGS, FUCK TARGSHITS AND FUCK SHOWFAGS

Attached: 1537117098788.gif (332x332, 269K)

>Post yfw Euron breaks the fourth wall out of nowhere

Euron was acting so crazy I think he just let Jaimie kill him.

she dies next episode

INSTEAD OF A DARK LORD, YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!
NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!
TEMPESTUOUS AS THE SEA AND STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!
ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

Attached: queend.jpg (730x467, 42K)

fucking idiot
qyburn just invented the car for Cersei to escape

BOW

BOW BEFORE YOUR QUEEN, YOU SHITS

Attached: FILE.jpg (753x855, 338K)

>dwarf
hue

next episode dude

DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS

Attached: 1557441737894.png (917x830, 721K)

What's her name again?

Attached: 1557710384858.jpg (970x546, 60K)

BASED

Attached: SyWiimq9UiY6cWP4wi3XYV.jpg (1280x720, 508K)

POST YFW THE CLEGANEBOWL

These ones

Attached: 1557071144603.jpg (1443x1049, 252K)

Attached: aww yeah.gif (245x230, 1.41M)

Attached: based michelle.png (501x390, 34K)

>Dany was able to burn down the entire city with one dragon and kill all the iron fleet, but couldn't keep her other dragon alive

Attached: 272d3f1985fbb13fd8701390fa2c8723.jpg (640x628, 40K)

What was the point of this character again?

Attached: file.png (529x634, 233K)

All dead, cope

I like how he didn't pull some edgy betrayal at the end - he just died as a committed servant, loyal to the one who had raised him up

F

Attached: cq5dam.web.1200.675.jpg (1200x675, 51K)

Is the real Nathan Bedford Forrest? You watch GoT?

Still the best warrior death scene/last stand youtube.com/watch?v=sqjfq5gsfYk

They fought in a fucking staircase

Attached: Screen_Shot_2017-05-03_at_12.14.21_PM.jpg (600x592, 30K)

>tfw El Goblino's kill count increases, this time by getting women and children slaughtered
good thing that based Lord of the Riverlands didn't go for it

Attached: gendry and volendrung.jpg (1024x682, 131K)

>DAVE AND DAN ARE BASED, HOLY SHIT NORMIES ARE SO MAD LOL
Man you niggers are retarded

Also why did Dany decide to kill literally everyone in the city before attacking the red keep? Seems kinda backwards.

dany was /ourgirl/ all along. absolutely based

qyburn gets 1shot and we dont learn how the fuck he made an invincible zombie warrior? what

he was a necromancer

he necromanced

it's not complicated and it doesn't have deep lore implications

>POST YOUR FACE WHEN DAENERYS TARGARYEN DIES

Attached: HandyNegligibleAmericanavocet-small.gif (500x250, 1.12M)

Is it bad to say that the only reason I know this movie ever existed is because of Mr. Metokur?

Attached: mr metokur after discovering his.jpg (600x450, 22K)

KING

BRAN

Attached: file.png (490x686, 589K)

Based also FUCK DRAGONS

strawpoll.me/17981814

strawpoll.me/17981814

strawpoll.me/17981814

strawpoll.me/17981814

HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?

HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?

HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?

HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?

SHE TURNED US INTO FUCKING KILLERS!

Attached: big_1473286843_image.jpg (1280x720, 142K)

*coughs*

Attached: 1557152925243.jpg (1920x1080, 952K)

I don't get it.

Attached: 12233.jpg (680x383, 23K)

I'm very attracted to the Mad Queen and I'm disappointed we didn't see her cackling and contorting her eyebrows sexily while burning civvies. Hopefully she is fully unhinged next episode.

Nah I liked it, I'm as white as they come, and my IQ is very close to 140.

GoT is a show about powerful women

why the fuck is she so cute?

>New abilities added in Patch 8.5 :
>Second Wind: all stats are increased when below 10% HP
>Blitzkrieg: attacking team deals double damage to defenders and takes half damage from them
>Explosive Shot: all fire effects have a chance to explode, dealing damage to all characters and structures

BASED AND JONPILLED

Attached: 1555347312492.jpg (670x767, 71K)

because she realized no one would ever love her as their queen, she says it in the jon scene, "let it be fear"

Attached: _20190512_234234.jpg (437x217, 10K)

ayra is invincible

Attached: when you know bran is watching.jpg (1024x768, 161K)

so will your precious queen next week, fuck you danyfag

That tweet is totally right, though. If that is your idea of outrage you must be really desperate, not like there aren't lots of people screaming about this episode.

Here's an objective opinion for you
Dany going mad had potential but was completely rushed and far over the top. needed to be way more subtle
This episode was quite silly, especially the bells.
Also lots of character development was undone with jaime and tyrion. You can tell George 'gave them the main beats' and they've tried to stuff them all into a few episodes. George would have done it far more subtly and over a longer period so it didn't seem so retarded

>Arya leaves
Where to?

I was expecting Cersei to begin demanding to see Fegelein and start commanding non existent armies

Apologise to your King.
APOLOGISE YOU SHITS

Attached: 1526952425510.jpg (850x654, 221K)

>burns POW"S alive
>nails people to crosses so they can slowly die
>all the normies couldnt see she was evil

I fucking hate normies so god damn much

Attached: r.png (582x600, 235K)

>I like how he didn't pull some edgy betrayal at the end - he just died as a committed servant, loyal to the one who had raised him up

He was the most loyal Hand of the Queen in the Seven Kingdoms, unlike that rat Tyrion.

Attached: hitlergoebbels1500.jpg (621x415, 36K)

There's one more episode left, user

why did dany destroy the red keep? where is she going to hold court?

this is the first episode of the season that didn't leave a bad taste in my mouth desu

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/114604928/#114605480

Are they going to euthanize Drogon?

>tfw you realize they also stole the Vaas death from far cry 3 to make the death of the night king

Attached: 1535923768364.gif (491x704, 3.22M)

Did Varys try to poison Dany?

fuck, truly the best fantasy adaption still.

Arya: I'm going to kill Cersei
Hound: No
Arya: Nevermind

Attached: 1475239247154.gif (346x261, 1.49M)

The main character practices polygamy. Very feminist. Twitter is fucking hilarious.

>finest, most powerful, elite army in the free cities
>hyped up for ages
>leader says two lines the entire season
>positions men outside the castle knowing there's a dragon afoot
>entire troop dies instantly

What did D&D mean by this?

Attached: Golden_Company_S8_Ep5.jpg (350x197, 18K)

Fucking beautiful.

Attached: 1547442496802.gif (400x253, 3.59M)

I had a very spec ops the line feel from this episode.

It's honestly wild to me that in the end the Stannisbros were completely and utterly right--Stannis would have been the best king of the whole bunch.

But they can't fear her if they're all fucking dead. Its retarded.

I liked Cleganebowl
I think ultimately nothing would have lived up to the hype, but it was pretty fucking good.
Also liked Arya being talked down from revenge by Sandor. They'd been making Arya's obsessive psychopath out as "badass queen yas" for ages when the entire point is that she was suppose to slowly being going crazy with bloodlust. Came out of nowhere but it was decently acted even by the el globina.
Jaime's scenes were also all fucking great, it's just the plot itself is fucking shit

It's like the most perfect shit.
Like they went to the toilet and took the best dump ever made by mortal man

iwan rheon is ramsay bolton forever and always. i kinda wish they uglied him up a bit but whatever

This shit was like a westerosi 9/11 and dany is the jews

>nothing personell kid

Attached: arya stark.png (600x800, 188K)

dragonstone

I hate how Jon is a complete non-character now

wtf was that awful slow mo ending with arya?

Attached: sword of the morning sickness.png (498x355, 212K)

reminder 1 ship killed a dragon but THE ENTIRE FUCKING FLEET could not kill the other.

>tfw they can never take away the original LOTR trilogy

Attached: 1554402765892s.jpg (115x125, 2K)

dabid... hammer & anvil... DABID....

Post your fishing attempts.

Attached: Capture.png (1050x202, 117K)

Attached: SD1FG56S1DFG5.gif (500x238, 476K)

Attached: 1503423681284.png (400x400, 239K)

Why did dragoncunt get triggered by the bells?

I don't even care anymore about buildup after what they did to the night king.

Honestly bad writing, but LOL at the liberal white women freaking out.

Strickland was robbed :(
where is black balaq the most based archer nigger around :(

>still watching the episode
>they just breached the gate
>Drogon is blowing shit up
How the fuck do they explain the force behind his dragon fire breath? Giant structures get pushed back like they're getting his with giant boulders when he breathes on them. Even if dragon fire was made up of a napalm like substance it wouldn't have that much fucking force behind it, holy shit.

How is the show dated? Because it dared to show a woman in power goes mad with said power and is evil?
Not dated at all. She's bonkers if she thinks that makes the show "dated"

>deploy them outside the wall with no flank protection and ballistas occupied with a dragon
genius stellar plan

Who should be Fuhrer of the Seven Kingdoms?

My vote is for Varys because he's the only man of the Volkswesterosi

Attached: glorious reich nuremberg.jpg (1400x935, 256K)

>Episode was absolute kino
>Normies hate it
>The same people who defended The Long Shite hate this episode
The absolute fucking STATE of this society holy shit

Attached: dany.jpg (800x450, 70K)

Season 8 episode 5 was like GoT's 911

The crazier she gets, the sexier she get, got dang. Officially /ourgirl/. I want her to make me bend the knee, and then the other, and then service her feet lest I be sentenced to death by burning.

Attached: 1557184246297.jpg (935x680, 68K)

REMINDER THAT INCEST IS THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE AND JAIME AND CERSEI WERE THE ONLY PAIRING IN THE ENTIRE SERIES THAT TRULY ACTUALLY LOVED EACH OTHER.

BASED D AND D.

Who else was waiting for Daenerys to kill Arya?

i hate them both desu

At least my boy Davos is ok

Attached: 1556569029446.jpg (591x734, 48K)

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DANYFAGS

Attached: SEETHING.png (1062x120, 71K)

Queen's Landing.

Might have come on a little too strong lad.

10/10 KINO Episode Better ending than even the books.

Bran warged into a horse so he could save her.

>Deviantart slob story

Attached: 1557318271236.jpg (463x488, 74K)

Attached: 1557073911327.jpg (579x709, 60K)

OH GOD OH FUCK SHE CAN'T HEAR THE BELLS!!!!!!!!

Attached: 87909.jpg (1199x617, 43K)

the show is still trash

You have really shitty taste. Also your perfect shit analogy was dumb last time and its dumb now.

Jamie killing Cersei would have been unironic kino. When he realized there was no way out he should have mercy killed her to avoid her having to suffer.

Imagine all the people who named their babies Danerys or Khaleesi.

Fire has concussive force.

>northerners and knights of the vale randomly killing women and children out of nowhere
?????

>pale horse
>death rides on it

Reminder that Daenerys is Hitler Sauron, with tits.

Best villain ever.

Attached: mother of dragons.jpg (598x1018, 563K)

>/ourgirl/

you are completely retarded. the only people defending this episode are the people who thought the long night was good

Lmao I guess Dany beat her to it

>[/spoiler]A council is formed and they all vote for Bran[/spoiler]
this honestly can't be real, this has to be the one made up part, this is unbelievably dumb.

Attached: 1527918693125.jpg (768x1024, 170K)

this needs to be reposted everywhere

heh, nice filename, kid

Attached: 1550078841547.jpg (397x757, 71K)

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

Attached: dabidlunch.jpg (720x405, 26K)

Is that the same horse as Arya's?

Remember when Dannygirls where hating Stannis because he burned one (1) innocent child alive?
What are they going to say now that Danny has burned literally millions?

DABID

it's still standing bro

Attached: file.jpg (1920x1080, 758K)

>tfw only cared about the others/white walkers plotline
>turns out it's completely pointless
>zero answers given
The show could literally end with the planet exploding for all I care. Fucking waste of my time. Years waiting for this shit.

Attached: Night King Flag.png (534x629, 49K)

Attached: London.jpg (138x237, 12K)

>Jaime goes back to Cersei because he knows what he's not, knows what matters to him and Cersei's what matters to him
LMAO. Add Jaime to the assassination list

Attached: Assassination.jpg (1280x720, 398K)

They unironically saved Arya's character arc this episode.

Fuck, so that's what the germans experienced in '45?
twitter.com/dzf0x/status/1127767593719349248?s=19

Attached: firebombingraid.jpg (1080x573, 71K)

Hol up, is cersei really kill?
this is literally Stannis tier.

Attached: BCDYv.gif (355x200, 1.33M)

arya shouldn't have even been alive at the end of this episode. I have no idea why they keep her around.

That would've been too smart.

It was kino except for:
>Dany suddenly snapping
>Euron
>the writing in ~ first 25 mins

What tax rate is she going to institute?

I was worried Arya was gonna do it, I would've smashed my TV if she did

>My vote is for Varys because he's the only man of the Volkswesterosi

Red pilled and based

Dragon fire isn't just fire. It is a type of magic designed for helping valyrians sculpt rock like clay.

EVERYBODY IN KINGS LANDING FUCKING DESERVED IT.

YOU DON'T FUCKING LET THE POPE AND KING GET KILLED AND GET AWAY WITH IT YOU SHITS

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cali C.

No they didn't it, but it was good she didn't kill Cersei. Arya getting that kill too would have honestly been too much.

I hope a Faceless Man kills Arya next episode since her list is complete

I'd give her my littlefinger if you know what i mean

it wasn't snowing, it was ash falling from the sky.

So be it, I still liked the execution and hated the plot.
That part was so fucking dumb.
How can anyone that survives the fucking wight army so carelessly engage in slaughter.

Attached: Apu Thumbs up.jpg (820x627, 142K)

They basically retconned all of the unsullied/Dothraki dying in night king battle, still seemed like there were a million of them.

this. i mean what the fuck is her endgame now?

Attached: Cb7bKPe.gif (245x225, 995K)

Because of the bad writing, unless you actually think the show is well written. Now fuck off back to twitter, dummy.

Gotta watch the prequel to find out! :^)

>yfw all the CGI budget that could have been spent on Ghost, more white walker episodes, or trees outside king's landing, was spent on making fire able to instantly knock over castle walls for no reason

Attached: tfw stannis killed two good men, only eighteen left.png (476x718, 777K)

IMAGINE IF SANSA JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

Dragonfire isn't normal fire. It's quite literally magical, like the fire thing that Crabbe or Goyle does in Harry Potter to destroy the horcrux.

Attached: 1548517090956.jpg (294x480, 32K)

since normies hate the show now, do we like it?

My dad thought it was Hiroshima esque

D&D are jews and wouldn't show shitskins raping and murdering women and children.

>WE DID IT PATRICK, WE SAVED THE CITY

based

>He was 1 billion% right all along
Those of you who ever doubted:
REPENT NOW

BOW YOU SHITS

Attached: a27.png (974x731, 1.06M)

Who would win, Robert Baratheon or a targshit dragon? Had Robert been alive he would have single handedly caved in that targshit dragons chest.

Attached: d50cfwx-65e863c7-2ea5-4cda-ae0f-dc4f9358e051.jpg (479x720, 93K)

Attached: 1557549316282.gif (607x609, 821K)

FUCK THIS BITCH AND HER VALYRIAN FUCKING STEEL PLOT ARMOR
SHE KILLED THE NIGHT KING
SHE WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO MADE IT OUT OF KL ALIVE
JAIME, SANDOR, QYBURN ALL DIED IN DUMB ASS WAYS SO THAT SHE COULD WANDER AROUND THE CITY LIKE A JACKASS WITH HER INVISIBLE FORCE FIELD
NEITHER JAIME NOR JON OR LITERALLY ANYONE WHO MAKES SENSE GOT TO KILL THE NIGHT KING
FUCK NORMIES
FUCK ARYAFAGS
& FUCK D&D

Attached: game-of-thrones-season-8-arya-stark-maisie-williams-1553863199.jpg (2663x3733, 1.7M)

lol. underrated

Hell no. Every normie loved e03, they are going apeshit over this one.

Arya Riding off on a Pale Horse is a dream sequence, she is dead

Grrm made a deal to not release the last 2 books until the series was over. The last 2 books will release this year. Ask barriston

varys tried to warn you

Attached: 2c3.jpg (680x377, 76K)

Attached: DyjX4jPUwAAPPPR.jpg (849x1200, 100K)

You know what...
I like this Euron.
He's retarded, he's perhaps the worst adapted character ever.
But he just has so much fun being a dick that I can't help but root for him.

>THEY HATE IT SO I MUST LIKE IT
but yes they are the npcs and you are the freethinker

>two episodes later
>I am forgotten

Why didn't Dany just take Kings Landing when she had 3 dragons, a full army, and there was no Iron Fleet or Golden Company?

what did the leaks say about stannis?

Those leaks came out right after episode 3 and they've been 100% correct on both episode 4 and 5.

Thread song

youtube.com/watch?v=VPssSsre_vY

Its true. All of it.

where should i go to mine the most salt bros?

Attached: saltmine.jpg (251x201, 9K)

>Bells, Dany thought, smiling, remembering Khal Drogo, her sun-and-stars, and the bells he braided into his hair. When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves, when my womb quickens again and I bear a living child, Khal Drogo will return to me.

>Bells, Dany thought, smiling, remembering Khal Drogo, her sun-and-stars, and the bells he braided into his hair. When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves, when my womb quickens again and I bear a living child, Khal Drogo will return to me.

>Bells, Dany thought, smiling, remembering Khal Drogo, her sun-and-stars, and the bells he braided into his hair. When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves, when my womb quickens again and I bear a living child, Khal Drogo will return to me.

twitter

I want to fuck mad Dany. She was so hot this episode holy shit. I love her even more now tnen i ever did.

Attached: index.jpg (270x187, 7K)

GOOD RIDDEN TARG SHITS

Attached: bobby.png (548x613, 490K)

no they fucking didn't. how did she survive all the shit that happened to her. irl she would have been dead like 10 times.
this

THE ENTIRETY OF THE GOLDEN COMPANY GOT BTFO'D BY DROGON'S FIRE

Attached: 1557516222751.jpg (1102x1080, 250K)

In a giant pyramid from the bones of all the Unsullied mulattoes and Dothraki mongrels who died for her.

Attached: we wuz hebrews.jpg (829x829, 57K)

COUGH COUGH

DANY

COUGH COUGH HACK

WHY DANY

COUGH

THE BELL

COOOOUUUUGH HACK HACK COOOUGH COUGH COUGH

Attached: file.png (662x383, 209K)

where ever she wants

Attached: 1557710585033.jpg (1788x988, 159K)

All in the Seven Heavens ( except Varys) because they are Andals, the chosen people. Stannis is in Fire Heaven with Mel and Shireen

Underrated

Serves him right.

He trusted a Targ.

tyrion must feel daft after getting varys killed

Did anyone watch the Inside the Episode thing where Benioff went on this spiel about how Dany looking at the Red Keep "reminded her of everything that had been taken from her" and that set her off?

HOW IN R'HLLOR'S NAME WAS THAT CONVEYED IN THE SCENE, YOU HACKS?

Attached: lgVtD2XMxB0nUOwcwFWpGtbY7WAofXTERXxzpmPuLD4.jpg (338x386, 19K)

Yea Forums
All the incel characters died and dany survived again.

Also had black hawk down and We were Soldiers feels.

liking an episode because normies hate it is pure retardation

>We look forward to dying in 10 seconds for you your grace.

Attached: harry-strickland-everything-we-know-about-the-got-character-fighting-on-cerseis-side-ftr.jpg (620x352, 314K)

dany becoming the mad queen has been the ending /got/ has wanted for years

i forgive D&D, this was worth it

Dabid isn't smart enough to intend that but we already know Stark guys were going bandit/raping and looting during the war of five kings, just because their bosses were good people doens't mean they are

She'll kill dany

*ahem*
Lads, gather round if you would, this includes:

Stannisfags
Robertfags
Nowytendsfags
Radmurefags
Davosfags
Coughfags
Arrgghfags
Qyburnfags
Littlefingerfags
Jamiefags
and that one Podrickfag

I would like to take a moment to just say,

FUCK Dany
FUCK Danyfags
and FUCK roasties

Thank you! Thank you!

Attached: 1557670014580.jpg (437x735, 59K)

shit ur right

begone plebbitor

he's a chaos character that disrupts the status quo
he's a bastard, knows it, and thrives off of it without being wishywashy

Attached: 1556505917620.jpg (352x550, 95K)

I've noticed people start criticising episode 3 after episode 4 aired. People have started expressing more disappointment over the end of the White Walkers.

>Bronn in the council
Gets me every fucking time

Based D&D working the normies.

Back to her home planet

STANNIS WATCHES THE SKIES
JON WATCHES THE EARTH

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 109K)

I have a request for any memepic skilled people here. Requesting a Quasimodo/GoT mashup with Dany going, THE BELLS! THE BELLS! ESMERALDA!

oh yes

>arya: come with me if you want to live
>they die
i couldn't stop laughing

BOOKS ARE FINISHED
>BOOKS ARE FINISHED

3140

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FeftoI3c81c&feature=youtu.be

I mean realistically this episode was just stupid right
Yeah normies hate it so you fags love it super edgy

but it was still dumb

stannisfags on absolute suicide watch rn

Remember how robb stark spent and entire season traveling from winterfell to KL's and didnt even make it?
In the summer?

Silly robb didnt know about teleportation, how stupid

S

die like a scum by his own demise

They didn't even show the red keep in that scene.

Post yfw Robert was right all along.

FUCK TARGSHITS

Attached: dragonrobert.png (1274x696, 865K)

is it just me or does her braids kind of look like a dragon's head breathing fire?

if intentional, 10/10 design team

that sounds relatively creative though

Nobody unironically likes this, we just like the fact that other people hate it more. It's actually better than e03 and e04 anyway.

Who else is fapping to Daenerys porn tonight?

Attached: dany_depressed.jpg (865x746, 40K)

>jons army went from saving the world from the night king to slaughtering innocent civilians for no reason instantly
why didnt jon give strict orders on no harming innocents or raping?

why does euron dress like that? nigga looks like a boomer trying to dress hip and cool

they feigned her death like 4 times. her stumbling through flea bottom in that long shot was kino though

Attached: Good_cop.gif (484x305, 1.12M)

youtube.com/watch?v=x8UiE4u8CQ4

get in here boys

seriously why the fuck does Preston do a pre-game stream instead of a post-game stream

This

The show has been bad the last three seasons. The normie meltdowns are the only entertaining thing anymore.

>If Stannis had gotten to Dragonstone a few hours earlier none of this would have happened

Cant wait for Stannis to return next episode

>Tyrion and Davos ask Bran to lead
>Bran tells them he cannot, as there is another.
>A figure walks out of the shadows.
>"I am Darkstar, and I am of the night____________.

This was a bit more entertaining than the "long night", but not actually good

underrated

she dies on her way back to her home planet

Hmm... for me, its her bath scene with Viserys

Eh, twice is pushing it. Also a council full of dudes with a male king if the leaks are true.

I'm pretty sure his horse died
they showed a mangled up white horse outside the walls at least

>Americans randomly killing women and children in Vietnam out of nowhere
?????

Me!
God crazy dany is hot

>2 weeks ago
THIS FUCKER BETTER NOT BE LYING OR WRONG

ohhh shittt nigga

S1 Dany's ass was kino.

Attached: emilia_clarke_nude_hd.jpg (1000x560, 153K)

at this point the only thing i wanted from this show was a good cleganebowl but it was pretty shit if you ask me
also the daenerys thing just seems like a grrm saying "this is how i'm writing the end" and D&D going "oh fuck we've played her up as queen of the people time to 180º"
Also the fucking undoing of jaime's character, i thought he was coming south to murder cersei himself wtf D&D

>She'll kill dany
Worst fucking ending

He never unlocked that fast travel location

>HOW IN R'HLLOR'S NAME WAS THAT CONVEYED IN THE SCENE, YOU HACKS?
Seriously, they just had to give us a little bit of dialog. That whole thing was angry faces burn them all

If you actually think this is under a 5/10 you don't understand cinematography and need to leave my board.

are there some dany ryona doujins?

Nah, too busy with pregnant Anne Frank porn

Attached: Anne Frank.jpg (712x2051, 413K)

THE BOOKS ARE FINISHED-

AND STANNIS LIVES

Attached: STANNIS BARATHEON AZOR AHAI.jpg (352x550, 36K)

im fucking diamons holy shit

Attached: index.jpg (270x187, 13K)

>mfw Dany dies
>but Arya lives in the end

Attached: 1538506896238.jpg (746x541, 44K)

Those costumes are embarrassing. It was smart to kill them quickly.

based and 9/11pilled

This actually made me sad.
GoT's will never come close

>Dragon dies to 1 ship

>this ep

>Dragon kills ENTIRE FLEET AND CITY

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

>geroge martin lied and told DnD a fake ending
>he will change the ending to boost his sales 1000000%

Fucking mad lad

Attached: grml.gif (640x361, 480K)

>want to sit on the iron throne all your life
>the iron throne is in the red keep
>finally get there, the lannister army surrenders
>look at the red keep in person for the first time ever, the iron throne is basically yours
>tHiS WaS tAkEn fRoM mE
>destroy everything
This makes no sense

ALL FUCKING TARG NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG

MY NAME IS ASAC BLACKFYRE

AND YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF

Attached: file.png (700x700, 753K)

The lannisters were the good guys all along, change my mind

arya is based now

that was some shitty ass cleganebowl tho
Thank god arya didnt show up at least

>your board
its the people's board you hack

i dont get how dany was somehow an expert dragon rider this episode either

Men are more competent than women, as evidenced by how many men are CEO's in the top 500 companies in the world.
Of course you want the most able leaders leading your country.

>northmen
>disciplined

Did grey worm survive

Disgusting

Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Attached: BOSO_comp_02.jpg (1600x1023, 298K)

Well technically the only house with consistently good but naive people are the Starks.

>>incest couple best couple
>post NBR

Attached: 1552921651081.png (494x596, 343K)

>The final shot of the series is Arya looking at all the ruin left behind
>I guess it really was a Game of Thrones after all

"No!"

Attached: big if true.png (265x272, 91K)

I think I might have a sick/sad girl fetish.

Attached: sickfu qt.webm (1080x1080, 1.96M)

Attached: 1546108785536.gif (300x290, 1.74M)

BEND THE KNEE

Attached: sleepy kitty.jpg (1024x733, 81K)

BASED!

>not understanding that people go ape shit in war and sacking a city is super fucked up

Someone post a webm of Qyburn getting yeeted by The Mountain

Mmmm, King’s Landing...

Attached: 96E1693C-CFC3-47F5-8CDA-6D2408D99448.jpg (1124x716, 194K)

>Jon kills Dany
>Arya takes Dany's face
>Jon starts fucking his cousin who looks like his aunt.

>Maybe the real Game of Thrones was the friends we made along the way

She has a single pair of great-grandparents.

She's not right in the head, user.

can someone explain why the CGI in this show is so terrible despite it being one of the most popular shows in the world??

Attached: 1557712991857.jpg (706x726, 183K)

basically any house is good compared to targ fucking shits

Did Varys die? I think I might have missed it.

...

he did, but you don't see it on-screen

I'm a bit surprised this exists

This isn't a communist shithole, get your people talk out of here pls.
Ok it's not my board, it's our board, but no mention of the word "people"

Randyl Tarley was right about foreign rule. Valyrians, Dothraki, Unsullied. No respect for the native Westerosi. RIP brave warrior

Ring ring pleb

Attached: Arya_rings_the_bell.jpg (748x1055, 104K)

lolno, she went out gloriously.

I'm saddened, but I'm also saluting her.

Attached: jlp.png (339x420, 190K)

>2 dragons get surprised by an entire fleet
>all shots land on vital points
this is some xcom bullshit

>jon is supposed to be a great leader
>cant even control his men
lol manlets have no authority

Literally the first thing that happened in the episode

Attached: c7442d998e52e03500ec22fc737c68c1.png (680x574, 127K)

>7

Attached: shiggydiggy.jpg (250x250, 9K)

god I want to crawl up there and die

I did and it makes no sense.

>built by her family centuries ago
>reminded her of everything that had been taken from her
>literally the throne she wants to rule
>GUESS I'LL JUST FUCKING BURN IT ALL DOWN

>it was ash not snow
Kino

Attached: snowthrone.jpg (1280x720, 72K)

No shit sherlock. If you paid attention to the books, every character that martin likes, including his self-insert, have always spoken highly of Stannis.

Uh, all targ fucking shits or VALYRIAN NIGGERS as i like to call them, get off this continent because its for ANDALS and RHOYNARS only, understand, cause if you dont i will make targaryen fucking shits eat hammers again

Attached: 1503362213624.png (500x332, 198K)

Never been to /his/ I see.