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/got/ - reminder that Lyanna Stark was reanimated as a Wight and killed several people edition
fuck off namefag
*HACK*
DESPITE
*WHEEZE*
BEING
*HUFF*
ONLY
*HACK*
13 PERCENT
Did Euron's fleet forget about Dragonstone?
No fucking way. You're telling me Euron can come outta nowhere and noscope the fuck out of the dragon 3 shots in a row. But now they see the dragon preemptively and can't even hit it once? This is fucking stupid.
>If the city surrenders, they will ring the bells and raise the gates.
>I've never known bells to mean surrender before
>If the city surrenders, they will ring the bells and raise the gates.
>I've never known bells to mean surrender before
>If the city surrenders, they will ring the bells and raise the gates.
>I've never known bells to mean surrender before
R E M I N D E R
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
post leaks again
this is so bad its almost unbelievable
DING
imagine the star wars films with d and d in charge
Unironically based for doing that.
BELLKINO IS HAPPENING
why are they outside the castle
Nu-SW is already flopping everywhere. It's gonna nosedive when those 2 fuckers get hold of it.
TYRION TRIAL CONFIRMED.
TYRION TRIAL CONFIRMED
>Padme nude scene
Can't stick em with the pointy end if they're inside the castle user. Clear tactical brilliance.
GOLDEN JOBBERS
>GOLDEN JOBBERS
GOLDEN JOBBERS
>GOLDEN JOBBERS
GOLDEN JOBBERS
>GOLDEN JOBBERS
GOLDEN JOBBERS
>GOLDEN JOBBERS
GOLDEN JOBBERS
>GOLDEN JOBBERS
Mad queen time.
Top kek. Why though?
What horseshit fanfiction did reddit write this time?
Golden what?
What did Cersei do now?
Imagine the pain and anguish of all the burlington faggots
DANYFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
POST TWITTER/TUMBLR TEARS, LADS
D&D mentioned Dany killing Viserys as a reason she was always fucked in the head.
I've been saying this for weeks, glad to know the showrunners meant it on purpose.
I knew this would be the outcome when they killed stannis, I fucking knew it in my heart. Stannis could've saved this show but instead we get this fanfiction written by two fucking retards who just want to jump-ship to starwars
>guys we wanted to focus on the commoners
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO IT THROUGH THE REST OF THE SHOW YOU STUPID FUCKING HACKS
THIS COULD'VE BEEN A COMPELLING NARRATIVE ABOUT HOW THE GAMES OF NOBLES ARE THEIR OWN AND IMMISERATE THE POPULACE AT LARGE
BUT NO WE GET THIS
REEEEEEEE
>mad queen
>clegane bowl
>death riding on a pale horse
it was ok
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
I will relish watching the recordings of the bells scene- the mad queen- the knowledge that Jon(Azor Ahai) WILL kill Daenerys and save Westeros
When does the episode finish? That's when the most salt will leak
The usual faggots on my social media are completely silent about GoT.
I like this.
Missed the episode. Who died?
why would the bells upset her so much?
>DANYFAGS THOUGHT THE LEAKS WERENT REAL
WHO WAS THE FAG THAT WANTED A COMPILATION OF 'BELLFAGS BEING WRONG'
WHERE ARE YOU NOW FAGGOT?
guys...
leaks were real
all hail KING STANNIS
HOLY SHIT THAT EPISODE WAS KINO
That was deeply retarded
>allowing your husband to kill your brother who molested you, gave you stockholm syndrome, and threatened to murder your unborn child in front of him, is a bad thing
Cleganebowl was a bit shit, but that was a pretty good episode.
it doesnt matter, bells = mass rape and genocide for the subversion
>Two largest votes are 1 and 10
Never change Yea Forums.
During the entire episode I was like "what the fuck is going on?"
Like, I didn't understand shit. I could not even comprehend what sort of emotions I was suppose to have. It was a fucking mess.
SOON
feels good anons
this cunt is finally going to fucking die and reddit is going to kill themselves
everyone
>it's a lets follow around Arya doing literally nothing episode
Mad Queen Dany was kino if I'm being honest. Just wish her descent into madness didn't feel so rushed
fuck shes so hot
Tyrion: Tells Daenerys that Varys was plotting treason, refuses to collaborate in the treason (because that would be wrong)
Tyrion 15 min later: Plots treason
Is there any particular reason they couldn't hit the dragon this episode? I'm confused.
>Jaime will have a decent redemption ar-
CEILING FALLING
Post cunthurt
BOYS, SOMEONE GIVE ME THE QUICK RUNDOWN, WHAT DO WE THINK OF THIS EPISODE?
WAS IT GOOD?
DID IT DELIVERED?
What's her name again?
Jaime
Hound
Mountain
Cersei
Euron
Arya probably
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST
God tier episode lads. We finally got revenge for Ned Stark. He is smiling from above
can someone make a webm of this scene i really need to fap
the golden company didn't do shit
All the leaks were legit.
Cersei, Jaime, Euron, The Hound, The Mountain. Golden Company commander. Qyburn.
Unironically 10/10. Best television I have ever seen.
GRRM ghostwrote this and next episode. It’s the only explanation.
>Think Dany going mad means she does some dishonorable shit like killing a few innocent
>She actually just burns the entire fucking town and kills everyone including civilians and allies
Expectations: Subverted
>magic ballistas destroy half of Dany's ships and a dragon with mist
>some clouds and they can't aim for shit with doble the arrows
Everything after the bells was good tho, just shit falling down
Sad, lonely, pathetic end for Jaime.
I think it’s a fun episode, Dany’s big old fuck you for giving her so much suffering, so everyone else needs to suffer too
that was a given
got to give it to them arya's city POV was pretty based
>COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
>awwh fuck dothraki
>ah no the dragon's back
>ah well least im okay
everyone is as competent as the story requires.
>listening to dan and dabid justify their writing'
>hey we wanna show what the commoners are going through
>that's why we follow arya :DDDD
>Have only been watching this season to enjoy the trainwreck
>mfw this ENTIRE FUCKING EPISODE
That's their favorite gimmick during a battle episode, they did the same thing with Jon at the end of The Long Night
BRING ME SALT IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING
>Incest ended up being the purest form of love in the show
BAsed as fuck.
insane wine aunt
Why was there so much of a focus on Arya? Is she going to kill Dany now? Yet another kill that doesn't really have anything to do with her character and plotline?
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END LIKE THIS
Friendly reminder that Bobby B was right about literally everything
Why did they made him fight the greyjoy anyway?
This season was full of random shit and DUDE TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LMAO but for some reason I can't seem to let this one go
Viserys never molested her, and kinslaying is a crime. You aren't supposed to kill your family members.
If people think Dany turned evil for what she did to King's Landing, what does that make of the Allies of World War II for what they did to Dresden?
Hey - it’s the false flag posting we were warned about.
Dany "Kings Landing is (((Lannister))) Lies" Targ
Best episode of the series
Not an ambush as it was before
Scorpion towers move and turn slow, slow rate of fire
>cersei is dead
What the fuck is the 6th episode then?
SHE TURNED US INTO FUCKING KILLERS!
She wanted to kill them anyway. If they didn't ring the bells she would have an excuse. She just wants revenge.
cleganebowl was so fucking shit i genuinely enjoyed it, 10/10
LEAKS CONFIRMED
THEY ARE CRASHING THIS SHOW WITH NO SURVIVORS
It's all right, and so disappointing.
Hey, remember the sandsneks that were inside the castle?
GO ON THEN
GO ON
>jaime dies because of a fucking ceiling falling in
>the bells meme was real
>cleganebowl was trash
>waste time following arya do fucking nothing
>my boy varys killed for being right
>my boy qyburn killed in a bullshit handwavey way
It was even worse than I expected
DING DING DING YOU FUCKING CUNT
>post yfw imagining the burlington bar reactions to this shit
Dany is the final boss
why did the bells make her go mad again?
AY TONE
fucking honestly was in hysterics for half the episode
>FALL BACK NORTHMEN FALL BACK
>yeah sure thing jon let me just kill this helpless civilian real quick, alright lets go
Any book fags have some lore on fire that spews from dragons? I can accept it melting the ice wall and maybe burning buildings that eventually fall due to structural integrity loss, but should the fire really be instantly exploding everything? It seems less like just a flamethrower and more like a missile launcher
>built golden company up
>they die immediately
What the fuck was the point of that
Was the horse a stand in for Stannis?
It's funny cause GRRM said over a decade ago that this was the story of Sauron in the making.
I looked for you on the catalog
Based.
They are no good sides in WW2.
kek
Episode was actually pretty enjoyable for me
VARYS WAS RIGHT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IF HE HAD LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THIS
Cleganebowl was unironically worth the hype. One good scene in an entire season of disappointment.
No danny, YOU are the killers
This is really fucking bad, but it unironically would be easier to stomach than the absolute filth that Rian Johnson gave us.
Jon killing Dany, Bran becomes the new king with his advisor council of Tyrion, Bronn and Davos, Jon takes the black again, fin.
I have no idea why there is so much gloating in this thread over tumblrfags. You know that GoT died for this, right? Who fucking gives a shit that reddit is mad if it's the terrible writing that got us here?
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT VARYS SCREAM DURING HIS EXECUTION?! I was all ready to cringe at his body falling apart but it was just an offcamera bought of flame lmao.
SEVENS HELP ME
SHE EVEN MADE THE CHILDREN PAY THE IRON PRICE
From what I recall one of bran's visions in the books was Jaime/Hound fighting frankengregor together. I guess they felt having just hound and gregor was better then they had to have jaime do something so why not toss in Euron?
>wow this episode is actually based because normies are mad XD
First off, its normalfags, not normies. Secondly, you're retarded, this episode sucked dick.
i don't even know, because it was by far the most ignominious way to go
crushed by a fucking wall lmao
It should melt thick stone and prolly push back thin stone/brick walls
It's not false discord tranny, and your attempts to subvert people fail, because you are a mentally ill tranny and can't think that far ahead.
any scene releases or stream reruns?
I missed like half the live episode
just imagine how good this show could have been if it wasnt made for idiots & have plot armor characters this could have been a never ending GAME OF THRONES
> the golden company takes kings landing the north becomes their own nation danny army have to fight in the middle lands to claim a kingdom MAN FUCK D&D I WANT POLITICS NOT THIS SHIT
I agree
So the valonqar was bullshit just like the prince that was promised.
>racism
Is that person implying that the born rapists/murderers Dothraki actually raping and murdering is racist?
Well good thing she wasn't the one to kill him, then
very good actually.
>Dany still alive
Absolutely based
Euron and qyburn incels BTFO
devilishly delicious
>tfw El Goblino's kill count increases, this time by getting women and children slaughtered
good thing that based Lord of the Riverlands didn't go for it
Legit target brother
I admire the director putting in so much effort. He gave fantastic direction for what was no doubt the worst script he had ever read.
>I am forgotten
RATE THE CLEGANEBOWL
hey now, the scene with Jaime and Cersei was pretty great
i mean shit, we all thought Jaime's "redemption" arc was ruined, little did we know that we were watching Cersei's
Did Cersei and Jaime just die to falling rocks
How did Euron survive the dragon attack and why was he even try to kill Jaime?
Arya spent 8 years wanting to kill Cersei and was brave enough to go through hordes of zombies to kill NK but decides not to kill Cersei because danger
Everything just sucks
this to be completely honest. it really is, irl, too
>putting autistic wikipedia in charge of everyone
lmao
>oh its no big deal user, so what if they deviated from barristan's book story!
EPISODE 6 JUST LEAKED HOLY SHIT
Pretty based I say
>hey now, the scene with Jaime and Cersei was pretty great
Who the fuck are you morons? Where did you come from?
>anything but 10
best shitshow ever, would give it a 11 for making everyone mad if I could
Subverted your expectations!!
I'd rather fall so low that I'd watch anime.
HE IS STILL ALIVE
DING DING DING
I gotta tell you: I cannot WAIT for Daenerys to die. No, seriously. Fresh reddit who like Daenerys because they confuse her with the actress, or even those of you who unironically believe she’s a good character or that she did nothing wrong, I am talking to all of you. I am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams and cries that will be heard when Jon plunges Longclaw into Dany's guts. This isn't a shitpost, I am deathly serious. Just imagine the look on her face, the betrayal, the surprise, the despair as Jon drives the Valyrian Steel blade through her internal organs. I am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you pulling you hair out in frustration as you cry, your tears dripping onto the floor, as Daenerys sighs out her final breaths, blood seeping out of her mouth. Good God, I'm getting hard again just by typing this post. I can feel blood rushing to my dick as I imagine you repeating “no, no, no, NO, NO” over and over, each time increasing in volume and despair, as her corpse starts cooling on the ground of the throne room in King’s Landing. The music will no doubt be extremely dramatic and sad, but I welcome it, for it will surely increase your sadness and rage even further. To add insult to injury, she’ll probably stay alive for a little bit longer once she falls to the ground, and will most likely try to reach out and crawl towards the Iron Throne, in an attempt to reach it, at least once in her life. Hnnng, I can feel my orgasm building up as I imagine Jon putting a boot on her back to make sure she does not reach it. I hope you're ready for what happens in the last episode, because I cannot WAIT for your shitty character to finally receive the DABID special treatment. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll finally see a good old decapitation on-screen again, or maybe Jon will squeeze the life out of her with his bare hands. One can only hope.
fuck roasties
fuck Dany
fuck the janny
and FUCK TRANNIES
BRAVO
>death riding on a pale horse
Based Book of Revelations references
p gud
Say hi to /ptg/ discord for me!
Good
>clegane mutual kill
>Cersei and Jaime death scene
>Jaime and Tyrion’s farewell
>Varys
>Jon trying
Shit
>almost everything else
so bad, it’s good
>death rides a pale horse
>quyburn’s death
>euron
>two replies
>just about feelings, nothing solid
lol
no it was a pale horse and death rode on it
There were clearly good guys in WW2 you edgelord.
This episode is so bad Alt Shift X isn't even doing his post-episode review
So is this the general consensus about last season or are these just a vocal minority? Like could people shitting on this show affect D&D's future career opportunities in any way?
>lmao owning the libs by shilling a shit episode
never change Yea Forums
gr8 bost hahaha
DANY did nothing wrong
I gotta admit, this was kinda based
Everyone should blame Jon for King's Landing being burned.
All he had to do was fuck her, but he wouldn't and she said fear will be enough.
Ding Dong, lads!
>ends with fucking rains of castermere
It's like it was made for /got/ shitposting
Fuck character development
Incest winces...
*dies*
someone post that shot of Gregor pulling the sword out with the sky in the background
unironically was kino
link or die, i dont want to sleep yet
Cleganebowl was 10/10
the rest of the episode was garbage as usual
The only thing I'm mad about is that the leaks don't mention sansa getting fucked over.
HEY
REMEMBER THE SAND SNEKS
THEY WERE PRISONERS
So this was a medieval Superjail episode?
AND WHO
ARE YOU
ding fucking dong holy shit my sides
AM I GOING RETARDED OR WHAT'S THE BELLS FOR? WHY DID THEY TRIGGER DANY?
Was it worth GOT becoming primarily wine aunt media just for their YASS QUEEN self-insert to go bonkers over the last three episodes and be killed off?
>tags:
>hypnotism, mindbreak
I was wondering about that myself. GoT usually manages to keep the grusome stuff in, even nowadays
6/10
Could've been lot better
They survived Trump Wins 2016, they'll survive this
where can I download the episode
no torrents that gets me banned from uni wifi
Evil? If mass rape is justifiable during war then it's justifiable everywhere. The only difference is mental gymnastics.
>EPISODE 8.5 PATCH NOTES
>Scorpion range and accuracy reduced by 75%
>Bells of Surrender renamed to Bells of Induce Madness
>Golden Company units have been reduced from soldier to minion level, health reduced by roughly 50%
>Dragonfire cooldown reduced to 5 seconds, resource cost removed
>Reduces Arya Stark to 0 hit points will now merely render her unconscious for several seconds
>White horses are now fire immune
I don't have discord, tranny.
Potentially, searching #gameofthrones + bullshit has a lot of mad people every second, the misogyny / patriarchy etc. tags are slower.
I think, regardless of demographics, D&D pissed everyone off
LADS WE DID IT
STANNISBROS
JONBROS
JAIMEBROS
BOBBYBROS
COUGHBROS
BELLBROS
HOUNDBROS
QYBURNBROS
CERSEIBROS
A TOAST TO US, A TOAST TO THE DEATH OF DANY TARGSHIT, A TOAST TO THE DEATH OF GOT, FUCK REDDIT, FUCK TUMBLR, FUCK TWITTER, FUCK DANYFAGS, FUCK TARGSHITS AND FUCK SHOWFAGS
How does Danaerys fail so hard with THREE dragons, but succeed so easily with only ONE dragon?
The bells ringing signified that the Dwarf was right and she was wrong. And she couldn't be wrong anymore.
DING DONG DANY FAGS
>the mountain now has to spend the rest of his life a heavily burnt/mutilated chicken nugget that probably lost all limbs, under tons of rubble
IF ONLY THEY HAD ELEPHANTS
Leaks vindicated
Cleganebowl was shit because the Hound going in for revenge was detrimental for his character arc. It made no sense. Same for Jaime going back to Cersei, not even to fucking kill her to be with her. Fucking hilarious.
The daughter was poisoned and slowly died and they probably just starved the mother afterwards.
SO many things were good that I think this must be og as in novel accurate
Few things still left holy fucking yeah!
Sauron in the making? Also what does it have to do with the episode?
She's cute when she's in that genocidal mood
I almost feel like it was. Like we played the long con of being invested in the normie tier shit writing JUST so we could have glorious salt and shitposting like now.
KING
BRAN
There really isn't all sides had war crimes out the wazoo, and "concentration" camps.
If you think there was a "good" side, you don't know enough about the war.
Jamie is a what?
F to Hound
F to Qyburn
F to Varys
F to Jaime's character
S to Dany
>from reading the books
bull fucking shit, if anything there's even more hints of mad dany in the books
What happened to the valonqar prophecy? What happened to azor ahai? FUCK YOU D&D.
We weren't there. This thread would lie beneath the archives if we had been.
Alt Shift X is completely distraught lolololol
Hunchback of NotreDame OST/10
>"Because they hate women"
Yeah, the germans.
What's this king bran shit?
Never trust a Targ, inbred shits
Cleganebowl was dogshit and character assassination. They even did the 'two swings and then cut away' shit they love so much
>G*rmans
>human
idk about 'good guys' but there were definitely bad guys
USSR
BASED
>ran out of book material they ruined her
haha, really nigga. I guess he doesn't know book dany is a horny teenager that managed to be worse for essos than the slave masters.
CUTE
AND
FUNNY
What was the point of the Golden Company?
All the shit characters died today
>Cersei did literally nothing wrong this episode
Well ok
I enjoyed it, but I never watched S6-7 so the pain of the slow progression into shit is lost on me.
I do remember Dany wanting to murder the fuck out of entire cities as of S2 so this is not suprising
Press S to spit on Dany
The Red Bitch didn't have her head cut off by Davos though
example, twitter is updating every second
>Dany getting shit on for trying to help civilians with her delousing dragon
Fucking Jews every time
>danny
>the character stand-in for GRRM's dislike of the Iraq war/occupation
>hero
that's a big yikes
Yes. Legit my favorite show on television. It doesn't matter that 99 percent of the decisions and no calls in this show make zero sense. This show has literally destroyed feminism and Reddit and it must be celebrated.
jaime rang the bell that got cersei killed
azor arya
it's that simple
>Bron in a council. Kek
This was the last time they spoke as friends.
Sandor is standing in the dark, Gregor is standing in the light.
>and Bronn
make this happen
>prophecies are so predictable, we want to subvert your expectations by just not having them mean anything at all
Someone show me /ourguy/ dying
Not a single one of Cersei's soldiers got a kill shot. Complete roflstomp
Jaime in the books
>Ignores Cersei
>Kills the Mad King to save King's Landing
>Embraces his responsibilities as a Kingsguard
Jaime in the show
>Lol guess I really loved Cersei above everyone else
>I don't care about "those people", I just want Cersei
>Dies in a dungeon
grey worm is a shitty character
this
Amen to that
FUCK TARGTARDS
WHY WERE THE ONLY RAPISTS NORTHMEN
I DIDN'T SEE A SINGLE DOTHRAKI RAPIST
WHAT THE FUCK
>J-Jaime is just fooling Brienne!!
>He's gonna go to King's Landing and kill Cersei himself
WHERE ARE YOU NIGGAS NOW. DAN AND DAVID ARE HACKS
it still hurts tho
Why is Jon Snow is such a weakling??? Not even his own troops want to listen to him
>Normies in the comments of Inside the Episode absolutely fuming because Dany is more of an evil cunt than usual
Epic
Qyburns death was good-good tbqh
The finishing move was weak but the rest was great
can we talk about how the JUSTed jaime so hard?
>redditors hate the most kino episode since Season 4 because their internal dial has been socially set to "GoT Bad" and they aren't narratively calibrated enough to identify a sudden uptick in quality
I knew Dany was evil all along.
#HighIQLyfe
Based Michelle
I literally have a coworker (who is a textbook bug man cuck) who named his daughter Daenarys. I can't fucking wait to laugh at him tomorrow.
She won.
did they have to make the golden company SO pathetic?
Evil, obviously. But we knew that already.
She did literally nothing this episode.
5 minutes of her staring out her balcony at CGI.
FUCK TARGSHITS
FUCK REDDIT
FUCK DANYFAGS
FUCK SHOWFAGS
STANNIS IS THE ONE TRUE KING
GOODNIGHT
D&D literally retconned their own planned writing.
How can she be fucked in the head if she promised treason will be met with execution?
i forgot to watch this shit show give me the recap
im pretty sure they were raped to death by this point
You know if things turn out like this for Dany Griff is 100% getting dabbed on right
HE HAD THE HIGH GROUND
>I do remember Dany wanting to murder the fuck out of entire cities as of S2
See that's what the normies don't understand. Dany has been doing awful shit throughout the whole show. Slowly but surely she has worked her way up to literally slaughtering probably a thousand innocents this episode.
How is the very bottom of the Red Keep, built into mountain rock, so easily collapsing?
Also why did the Iron Fleet's ships literally explode like they had powder magazines when fire touched them? Ditto for buildings. Shouldn't it just bake people and light widespread fires?
Too many based lads gone in one fell swoop. All that's left is shite.
Please check SUBVERTED.COM for your answers
For bookfags
Would book Harry Strictland go out like a punk as well in that situation?
Based, we were right, the normies were wrong.
We won. We won. We won. Our theories were correct.
Based Michelle
Arya literally rode out on a white horse.
>Dies in a dungeon
So this was really the ending for the Lannisters?
it felt anti climatic as fuck.
I doubt Viserys would've done this shit
>they think a fall and some fire is going to kill the Mountain when a knife through the head didn't
city of university ny?
YOH ARE MA QUEEN
>YOH ARE MA QUEEN
YOH ARE MA QUEEN
>YOH ARE MA QUEEN
YOH ARE MA QUEEN
>YOH ARE MA QUEEN
YOH ARE MA QUEEN
>YOH ARE MA QUEEN
YOH ARE MA QUEEN
>YOH ARE MA QUEEN
YOH ARE MA QUEEN
>YOH ARE MA QUEEN
*kills the queen*
>you will never reflect back on years curling up with this face next to the fireplace after she goes full blown psycho bitch on your ass and dumps you because you didn't bring her her toe fungus cream fast enough that one time
The tweet on the right is actually 100% correct.
>jaime just goes back to wanting to shag his sister
His character arc had such promise but they just had to ruin it.
>Was the horse a stand in for Stannis?
Stannis wroged into the horse
just woke up
what did i miss bros
Dragon Fire motherfucker.
>legendary spymaster openly discusses treason on a beach
yeah that's who i meant
Dragon fire seems to turn everything into jelly
reminds of an italian baker for some reason
SIEG HEIL
Qyburnfags got rekt though
>Cersei and Jaime death scene
>good
is DING DING DING THE NEW "LEARN TO CODE"?
But I mean that's like twitter though. The whole gamergate thing was pretty big on twitter for awhile too, but the average normalfag didn't give a shit about it. I'm curious how the average person feels about this season.
literally magic dragons
MORE WINE, LANCEL
HOW CAN I MAKE A BLOODY TOAST WITHOUT WINE?
What the fuck is wrong with these people
why did jons men suddenly start murdering women and children lol
just turn your brain off bro lol
stop taking it so seriously
This.
Same with the tourists in this thread, this episode was actually kino as fuck
SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
I was done with GOT when they ruined Stannis. It only got worse from there, to the point that I didn't care. It's also fucking hilarious that the masses just told fans "STOP WHINING YOU MYSOGINISTS" when everyone bitched about Stannis' character being ruined, and now it's our turn to laugh now that everyone else is going down the shitter.
>"Mommy why did you and daddy name me Khaleesi? What does it mean?"
7/10, could have been better, but it was satisfying enough.
How did all of those scorpions manage to miss the dragon?
Why did Dany kill Varys and not Sansa, Jon or Tyrion?
Did Euron let Jaimie kill him?
About an hour of fiery genocide.
BASED Michelle.
and Hiroshima Nagasaki
Pretty good fight and had the best shots in the episode. I wish the Arya shit was spliced in. There is no fucking point to cutting back to her if she isnt't going to die like the hound.
The bells
fuck... fuckkkk k... fuck
I felt bad for Cersei
>Euron kills a dragon, kills Jaime Lancester, then breaks the fourth wall
Actual legend
YOU WOKE THE DRAGON
He realized what was important in life.
Getting balls deep in Lena Headey ass.
Kek
Dany "Dubya" Targaryen
Because Daenerys is still horny for Jon's icicle.
Jaime should have killed Cersei
>gets to become kingslayer and queenslayer
Truly would have been a based character arc
anyone got a link to the whole episode i missed the first half
Michelle is high IQ.
Would impregnate.
If I have a dwarf son and we keep him, I'm calling him Tyrion
They blew the majority of the massive budget on this? Fuck's zake.
cersei blew up a church
*COUGH*
SHE EVEN MADE
*WHEEZES*
THE CHILDREN PAY THE IRON
*VOMITS
PRICE
OH NO NO NO NO
THIS DETAIL IS SO IMPORTANT
IT WAS NO COINCIDENCE
KINGS LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
She still wants to fuck Jon, and Tyrion told her about Varys's betrayal
BEND THE KNEE OR BE DESTROYED
Based Michelle
DO IT AGAIN, BOMBER HARRIS
the dumbasses carved into rock but then made the ceilings out of bricks
probably not, strickland's feet are fucked up IIRC but he would stand and fight
Jaimie killing Cersei would have GOAT
Can't be arsed to watch it tonight. Can someone tell me how they dealt with all the railguns?
>DANY PLANTED WILDFIRE CHARGES IN THE WEEKS LEADING UP TO THE SACK OF KL
Cringe. Just because Reddit hates it didn't mean it's good
His spirit rose from the grave and into his nephew, he will slay the pretender.
>Michelle
how can one woman be so based?
why the flying fuck would anyone vote for Bran? No-one apart from the Vale and the North know who he is, He presumably can't even have kids.
Incest is pure user. It's only right they should die in each other's arms, the only two people in Westeros who truly loved each other.
>breaks the fourth wall
Watch redditors and normies talk about how that scene was the highlight of the episode and how much they loved it.
I was actually fairly satisfied. He got to tell Arya the dangers of living a life fueled by revenge/hatred, and still got the kill he longed for.
>New abilities added:
>Second Wind: all stats are increased when below 10% HP
>Blitzkrieg: attacking team deals double damage to defenders and takes half damage from them
>Explosive Shot: all fire effects have a chance to explode, dealing damage to all characters and structures
>assassinates Jaime's character
>Cersei was actually pregnant and didn't get Valonquar-ed
>kino
Fuck off
Michelle is ding-dong diddly BASED and /our girl/
This. All they had to do was have him use Euron's dagger to stab her after they embraced and that would fix his character arc. Fucking hell D&D
subversion lmao
>and we keep him
Why the fuck would you keep it?
Is there any inherent reason gay white men wouldn't enjoy this episode?
Burned em
>Be Dany
>offer the chance to surrender
>surrender offer's laughed off
>Brown C3PO's killed in front of you just to put some salt in the wound
>plot armor your way through all of Cersei's anti air weapons. Destroy all of them by yourself.
>blow open the gate
>enemy troops ain't so cheeky anymore
>try to surrender
>surprised she doesn't buy it anymore.
>BLOOD AND FIRE
Daenerys did nothing wrong. The time for diplomacy was long gone.