YFW REDDITORS KILL THEMSELVES OVER EP 5

Yeah, do people not really see how unhealthy this level of emotional investment is? I mean it's like spending every day just bitching about something you don't like, after a while you're better off just ignoring it since it's not going away.

I have crohn's disease and want to kill myself but fuck these redditors are just pathetic

heh

chrrrrist, what a shambles

It seems strange that in a time where owning or having access to DVR or some alternative means of watching something outside of when it's broadcasts, that anyone would spend any time at all worrying about what happens in a show. But then again normalfags are bottom of the barrel retards who are over estimated.

>I mean I’ve been watching this season after loving most of what came prior. I added this number to speed dial after the last episode, and sold my guns to a pawn shop.

These are the people that think they have a chance in civil war 2.

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It can't be that bad..

that's just fear culture, they are afraid to joke about things that big corporate told them are doubleplusungood in order not to be singled out and (((deplatformed)))

kek

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>These are the people that think they have a chance in civil war 2.
They do because the owners of all the tech companies are lefties and drones > some guy inna woods with a nugget

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Better hope you aren't in a big city when everything goes south. You keep telling yourself that Google and Amazon will save a spot on the ark for you.

what are these leaks people are talking about that will make redditors commit suicide

Yikes

Zoomer open season when?

>Redditors killing themselves
I fail to see the problem here.

HAHAHAHAHAHA god reddit is fucking pathetic
But seriously we'll need a suicide prevention sticky when D&D start work on their new star wars trilogy

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Mad queen Dany

Tbh it’d be kinda funny to just start making long posts on Askreddit that seem legit then end in spoilers.

Better dead than red(dit).

I dont know how to reactivate my acc, if somthing habbens go an trigger them

Why do you keep posting with your email

what are some funny newsletters to sign him up for?

HOW MANY REDDITORS HAVE DIED BY NOW?

>IVE SPENT MY ENITRE SAVINGS BUYING HBO SUBSCRIPTIONS THIS BETTER BE GOOD

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Guy Debord tried to warn us

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>gotfags on plebbit who are literally autistic
>recognizing unhealthy levels of emotional investment
Kek no

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This is why I hate being an aspie, not because of the shit I have to go through, but the stigma I get because of tards like this

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I guarantee the suicide rate of Yea Forums posters is higher

>unironically linking reddit
If announcing sage wasn't a bannable offense I'd do it right now.

>actually caring that you might get banned and bannable offenses
fuck the jannies

kys nigger

Fuck jannies and niggers in that order

Could you pls specify, intellectu-pepe?

Faggot

these idiots only want an excuse to kill themself instead of sorting out their problems so got its the trigger to blame instead of blaming themself or others around them

Can't believe they removed sage and made it a bannable offense in the first place. At least we don't have ban happy faggots like WT. Snacks on here, but then again it was entertaining.

>GoTfags
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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all those baby girls named Daenerys
>all those baby girls named Daenerys
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i literally burned a million people alive because of this episode, which hotline do i call?

The normies have integrated the media into their personalities, when the media stops a part of them dies. The modern bugperson life is 100% media consumption, when the media stops THEY die

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*steals all the batteries*

do it so i can report you :D

>tfw im barely invested in media I care about let alone other shit

Best episode in a long time. Even if it was just straight up genocide porn

You need to go back

>The Society of the Spectacle is a critique of contemporary consumer culture and commodity fetishism, dealing with issues such as class alienation, cultural homogenization, and mass media.

>When Debord says that "All that was once directly lived has become mere representation," he is referring to the central importance of the image in contemporary society. Images, Debord says, have supplanted genuine human interaction.

>Thus, Debord's fourth thesis is: "The spectacle is not a collection of images; rather, it is a social relationship between people that is mediated by images."

>In a consumer society, social life is not about living, but about having; the spectacle uses the image to convey what people need and must have. Consequently, social life moves further, leaving a state of "having" and proceeding into a state of "appearing"; namely the appearance of the image.

>"In a world which really is topsy-turvy, the true is a moment of the false.

Fugg.

You can't make this shit up.

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I wish I could wake up in comfy balamb garden

This is absolutely pathetic

>Debord also draws an equivalence between the role of mass media marketing in the present and the role of religions in the past. The spread of commodity-images by the mass media, produces "waves of enthusiasm for a given product" resulting in "moments of fervent exaltation similar to the ecstasies of the convulsions and miracles of the old religious fetishism"

Thank you intellectu-pepe

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Amazing

is got worth watching still if all you're really interested in is fapping/

Kek. It's over for the femtards

Just watch the porn scenes on pornhub
They definitely picked some 10/10 girls to have flop their titties out on screen and get fucked

Gross

/pol/ will need a similar sticky when they make that show about the Confederates winning the civil war.

Now we have people who watch people play video games, or that stupid stream of the bar patrons watching game of thrones. Now we watch people who watch creating some sort of metaspectacle

And then there are people like me who watch the people on Yea Forums who watch the people who watch the media in the bar, making me a consumer of the hyperspectacle

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>I won passes to Cineplex and I was telling the person who gave me the tickets that I cried during Endgame.

>She told me, "So did I, but that's okay. I've seen it four times and cried every time. We've been hanging out with these characters for 11 years. That's longer than any relationship I've been in."

>I mean, when we look back on our own character arcs from 2011 to now, (or 2008 to now) my kids were toddlers. I was still married. Look at how far we've come, by taking inspiration from Iron Man, or Jon Snow, or Ant-Man, or Daenerys, or even Strong. Look at our failures, and the times we've got back up, or the times we've been lying on the ground, literally or figuratively bleeding, and these screen people say "hey there friend, this is what it looks like. We can do this. I believe in you!"

>that's fucking real.

>I mean realistically, thousands of Redditors have died of natural or accidental causes since the pilots of these shows. We're still here, for some reason.

>I really hope that you'll be okay, my friend.

I literally cannot comprehend being this much of a faggot.

I'm more into Galbadia Garden, there's more to explore and the ambient music is one of the most underrated tracks in vidya. But Balamb is pure comfy

Or when Man in the high Castle ends

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Ahahahaha

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>Some people are so mentally unwell that an ending of a series they love, especially if its botched, could be enough of a reason for them to hurt themselves. I know when I was in a particularly bad place, I stayed alive for a release of a video game. And then I made a deal with myself that I wouldn't kill myself until I finished it. That was 3 years ago and I still havent finished the game. I always restarted it right before the end. It isnt silly at all, and when you're in such a bad place, postponing works. Giving yourself something to look forward to works.
Jesus fucking Christ humanity was a mistake.

reminder that cowboy jesus is coming and will save the worthy

Now that I've lost everything to you
You say you wanna start something new
And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin'
Baby, I'm grievin'
But if you wanna leave, take good care
I hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there

Oh, baby, baby, it's a CLOWN WORLD

The poster makes a valid point but in the worst way possible. Like way more important things have happened in the world then a fictional character dying in a TV show.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHNAHA

fuckin pissed all over me self this show GARBAGE !!

And now I'm watching you.

And McLuhan
And Adorno
And Baudrillard

It was Baudrillard who finally realised that the unthinking unresponsive mass gains its power through being entirely unreachable by critique, logical analysis or taste. Only the demand of the mass exists now, there is no outside from which to critique it.

The state.

>not satire

The absolute state of the west.

American civil war would be Vietnam 2.0, they'd run out of drones in a week after rednecks are done using them as target practice.

And here I am lurking, not even watching the people in the bar let alone the show, but observing the gleeful mocking they get from here.

fucker need to harden the fuck up and drink a glass of concrete

>Plebbit
>Satire

Nice meme, kid.

cracked.com

>posting reddit screenshots
jesus fuck
the absolute state of this board
please hiro separate television and film into their own boards

what a fag. i bet he would regret killing himself if he failed to die

Well your trip seems appropriate.

The subreddit where this was posted, /r/freefolk, is pretty much a place where people make fun of the more serious game of thrones subreddit. It is full of memes and people calling the writers hacks. At first I thought this post was satire but upon reading the comments I think it was for real lmao

Oh my god that gave me such a good hearty laugh. Goddamn.

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I did it, he can expect cracked mail now

Showfags deserve to die.

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im a schizo texan and i believe this is me!

Why do you say "redditors" like you're not one of them?

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Imagine watching the scene of Jon bleeding out in the snow and thinking, "W-wow, this is just like the time I was really upset once!"

Rednecks have, at most, shotguns and semiautomatic rifles with MAYBE beltfed machine gun or two. None of these are suited towards taking on any drone actually designed for military service and not just meme package delivery drones.
The civil war will be won by professional armies.
Whoever controls >60% of the military wins the war, literally nothing else matters.

I kind of liked this ending, but its not as if you guys don't bitch and moan about this shit. I bet at least a few anons have offed themselves for a show or losing their phone or something.

Jaime died real lame. Queen died lame. Arya does a cape shit fake death. But destroying the city was great. Dragon queen getting a surrender than just nuking the bastards. With her dragon nukes.

Nigga I thought this was a joke. This is amazing

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>suicide over a shitty TV show with terrible writing

Reality has lost its grip on reality.

we genuinely need some kind of a war or major happening in first world countries. we have gone too long without actual hardship and it’s destroying us

that is the one fictional school i want to go to more than any other. more than xavier's school for gifted youngsters.
good taste. ff8 has a lot of flaws but it's score might be the best of any game i've played.

FUCK IT I KNOW THE SEASON ISN'T EVEN OVER YET BUT WE WON THIS SHIT GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>/pol
HAHA DUDE YOU'RE EPIC

>People have to be told it's a bad thing to kill yourself over some shitty TV show
I'm genuinely concerned about the state of our society

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Every time I think Reddit can't possibly get more retarded, shit like this happens.

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Based me too user. Jdimsa

> I think Reddit can't possibly get more retarded,
why would you EVER think that?
reddit is a bottonless pit of retardness

you don't know shit about rednecks. I live in a civilized rural area and everyone is obsessed with guns. A high school kid I used to know asked his dad for a artillery cannon for christmas to mount on his truck. Also it would be extremely easy to disrupt the logistics of resources. You can take out a large portion of the electrical grid by shooting enough power lines. Plus most food in this country is transported via truck and most truckers are don't tread on me autists. Plus most soldiers in the US army won't shoot their fellow countrymen. That might change since 50 percent of them are spics and criminals now.

The posts on FF and Yea Forums are indistinguishable at this point.

>rednecks
reminder that anyone who thinks that rednecks are worth anything haven't actually been near where rednecks live
>le small towns will rise up!!! lol rednecks are crazy wit da guns!! xD
there's a reason why people move to the city

Welcome to the new west. Victory has defeated us.

Jezebel

It's honking all the way to the bottom, my friend.

I can see this happening subtlety and on a small scale in Europe but lol if you think a civil war will happen in the USA before the effects of climate change will fuck us all

It's more like
>faceless interaction allows people to engage in/perpetuate the mass delusion of people who will kill themselves over a show.
Better or worse? Not sure.

climate change is a good thing. It will create more arable land and forests will grow easier and all the lesser races will die of heat stroke because they can't live away from the equator. They're only still alive because we're still under the effects of the last ice age. god intended for all the lesser races to die off and for white man to live on Antarctica. that is why penguins are our bros

penguin will be the chicken of the future

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Get a US army to fight its own people without dividing into many many factions. IEDs in the road. Russia getting involved. It would be absolute chaos its just idiots like you who think bad things can never happen. Yes you can starve. Yes society can crumble. The shit show the US is in can and might get worse. Probably not but there are people in the government trying to take down rebellions likely every day without alerting anyone, but sometimes there is a Waco Texas or whatever.

Unironically people need Jesus

Why are redditors so fucking pathetic?

>It was Baudrillard who finally realised that the unthinking unresponsive mass gains its power through being entirely unreachable by critique, logical analysis or taste. Only the demand of the mass exists now, there is no outside from which to critique it.

Interested. Where can I read more about this?

Because karma is a means by which you can commodize sincerity.

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>These are the people who the industry enables. People so fragile that they will commit suicide over a TV show.
I hope this is fake or a larp taking the piss

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

I hope when the socialist who's coming after Trump takes power she has the NSA and the Army team up and draft all of the insmells who say shit like this to go die for Israel in the Iran war.

If you haven't divorce yourself from sw after TLJ, you enjoy being disappointed.

HONK HONK

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youtube.com/watch?v=FOz_NEr0aeY

God doesn't exist and your people will most likely be replaced before you start building houses on Antartica. By the way Antartica belongs to Asians so fuck off

>over 3,000 people upvoted it
anyone who kills themselves over GoT deserves to die

You wish chong. We all know you people are all communist spies gathering intel in our universities anyway. You don't give a shit about furthering the human race you just want the government to not execute you and to eat rice like an insectoid.

So people killing themselves is funny to you guys?

You're all heartless monsters.

die

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HOLY........FUCKING...BASED

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Some people just aren't mentally stable, OP. How dare you shame the unstable

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>depression is weird
why does that sentiment make me so irrationally angry? depression has a pretty tight set of ground rules, everything else is just your weirdo character quirks

Nigger, I live up at the tail end of the Appalachians. Those mountain boys can go full geurilla. They know how to disappear and can shoot a rattlesnake between the eyes.

These people are already dead.

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Might be the reddest pill ever

I, for one, accept our robot overlords.

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Imagine making a television series so bad it makes people want to kill themselves.

LITERALLY SHAKING RN

Why do women pretend to commit suicide so often? Surely there are easier ways to attention whore.

based Yea Forumsartans

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200/10 hahahahahahaHAHAHAHA this post will trigger faggots so hard watch

Redditors and leftists usually have no families/children well into old age so they end up becoming emotionally invested in television and their pets to cope.

Honesty if Yea Forums goes away ill die a little inside

Lots of autist boards would off themself

Imagine being a left-wing aristocrat, fighting for the common man and then coming to hate him. Must be depressing

disgusting

he’s not wrong.
big fat asses like that are gross and you should feel bad for liking them.

have sex

fake rape accusations works pretty well too

dewit

my sides

OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA. People are killing themselves over actors and actresses doing their job

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I REALLY hope redditors kill themselves, please let it happen

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I'd siff it then hit it.

Unhealthy? This is the natural result of corporate propaganda. Become a soulless drone, consume all the garbage we create because you have nothing else in your life

This is true and why you should be filled with hatred when you see the lost- people like the Star Wars reaction faggot. They aren’t human anymore

LMFAO D&D really knows who to cater to

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>spending every day just bitching about something you don't like
sounds like Yea Forums

HONK HONK HONK

Lolollol sure buddy keep telling yourself that. You'll find yourself with a watermelon sized hole in your chest and you'll never see the "redneck" who did it from 1600 yards with his 338LM

Why, as a parent, would you have one child severely autistic to the point that he can't cope in life, only to shit out another?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH. GOTG PERMANENTLY BTFO

>they are the Knights of Summer and winter is comming

Or I guess it doesnt really matter because winter appears to just be a brisk 50 degree cloudy day.

Hey I know. Let's call that site redditarded. What you guys think?

where did this clown shit come from?

If I worked there, and someone called in because of this show. I would be fired. And possibly held accountable for assisting a suicide.

Is this some kind of a joke?
I thought it was British

drone operators still need to eat, good luck getting food to cities in a civil war.

>REDDIT ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH
D&D are literally /OURGUYS/

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ARE THESE BUG PEOPLE EVEN REAL

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