Warwick Davis browses /tv

maybe for him

she's dripping love nectar from her cunt and it's gushing down her thighs. warwick is screaming and crying. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU MONSTER"! he says, with tears running down his checks. you return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the room.

Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of pleasure and lust. she's never felt so good before in her life. her formerly tight dwarven pussy is now permanently lose. Her pussy, now looking blown out like an arby's roast beef sandwich quivers with each thrust. she's going to cum, and so are you.

as she screams in pleasure, her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return your gaze into warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm. you flood her now blown out pussy with cum, and drop her onto the floor like the flesh light she is. she's on the ground naked, shaking from the most intense orgasm of her life, cum pooling out of her pussy and now with a bastard in her belly. you leave them in their torture chamber, head home, and begin to prepare for the next day.

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I have dozens of funny midge jokes, puns, tricks, throws, whatever and all these ways to set him up for them, but I genuinely don’t want to be an ass and bully him. Do the jokes really make him feel bad at this point or does he just disapprove out of principle?

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i dont wish him any ill but tenable is shit

need a little bit of help, midge ?

TWO MONTHS LATER.

You return to the torture chamber that houses warwick davis and his daughter. as you enter the chamber, warwick is still asleep, and his daughter runs up to you with pure exctasy, looking forward to another day of intese sex with you. She doesn't run as fast, now that she has a bulging belly with your unborn chid inside. Two months of daily sexual conquest on her little freakish dwarven body had taken a toll on her, physically and mentally.

Her pussy and ass is now permanently gaped wide, and on her mind was just one thing: your average sized cock. "oh user im so happy to see you! i've been thinking about you all night. I can feel our baby kicking!" she says to you, as you ignore everything that comes out of her mouth and begin to unzip your pants. your rock hard cock is immediately greeted with an eager sucking. Her eyes and throat, bulging with every breath full of your cock she inhales. you scream to warwick. "HEY, YOU LITTLE FREAKLY MIDGE, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" He is now awake, but merely pretending to be asleep. It's obvious that at this point, Davis wants nothing more than death. He know the life he once had can never return to him, and he knows that anyone that was once looking for him and his daughter had ended their search by now.

You look back down at your cock and see two big brown midget eyes staring back at you. you grab her head and force her off your cock. "Go and slap your father" you say to her. She knows what she must do in order to get the sex she so badly desires. she must follow your command, or go a day without the intense pleasure she craves. Warwick is still pretending to be asleep, the coward.

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It's a real low blow i'd say.

small man, big anger.

some user made a copy pasta of wanting to kick him in the head or some shit.

why even bother when you can just read ?

WAAACCCKKKKKK!

His daughter did not even hesitate. She slapped him so hard he finally woke up and was left with a big red hand print across his face. At this point he was used to this. The physical, verbal, and emotional tourture his daughter puts him through in order to recive sex from her rapist.
She looks back at you, awaiting your look of approval. You give no apparent signs of approval, so she immediately turns around and slaps davis two more times, both harder than the previous. She really wants your cock today. You shake your head in disapproval. "hmm, this just isn't going to cut it anymore". A devilish idea crosses your mind.....

You approach Davis and take his piss drenched pants off. His tiny little cock, buried in pubic hair is given its first taste of fresh air in months. you look to his daughter. "suck it" you tell her. She looks at it with disgust. The look on her face tells you she's almost considering refusal. "Do it". She knows what is going to be denied to her should she refuse your commands. Reluctantly, she puts the tiny itty bitty willy in her mouth. You're surpised by how easy it was to make her suck off her own disgusting little father. Though now a days she doesn't even consider warwick her father, but a mere obstacle constantly in the way of her and her lover. the look on warwick's face as he got erect from his daughter sucking him was priceless. you wish you had a camera on you so you could save this memory forever.

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Warwick Davis posting led me to check out his show from 2011, "Life's Too Short".. in the 3rd ep he makes a website and an online troll posts mean comments on his videos and he finds out who it is and confronts them at their school which makes this whole thing even more weird.

you can say hes green with envy

DEDICATION

Looks like someone has been putting his creative writing degree to work.

is this the new meme from the Rowling poster

>He's buidling a case

He can't build that high so I'm not worried.

van only imagine him going round to peoples houses with a TV crew asking people to explain comments.

Fund it Ricky.

ahem
midge

This guy is 2 feet tall and went out of his way to sire 2 more midgets with the shortest woman he could find. He made a conscious decision to pass on his pain and misery onto his children.He deserves to suffer.

I'll just punt this midge fucking shit

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Every season of Game of Thrones, I've hoped for a guest appearance of Warwick Davis appearing in shiny little armor so that he can get into a fight with Tyrion Lannister. I always imagined how entertaining it would be to see these little freaks stab each other with tiny swords as other characters watched on. WARwick would have the upper-hand at first and scream adorable little WARcries which Tyrion would ignore to his own peril. Tyrion would take a blow to the face and say something like "You have quite a short temper."

Tyrion would then strike back with a few devastating blows. WARwick's armor would rattle and he'd make high pitched squealing sounds. The angered WARwick would charge back at Tyrion running at the speed of an old dog and as their swords clash, they would shatter, leaving the two dwarfs with their little fists to do battle. The tiny titans would exchange jabs until WARwick sees the opprotunity for a killing blow-- but he is stopped! The Hound comes in and picks up the dwarfs in each hand and holds them in the air, watching them wiggle and squeal. WARwick would beg for his life but it is useless as The Hound throws him 50 feet in the air and laughs as he falls back down like a discarded grape.

Na, na, na na. You insulted him a little bit.

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wtf all his kids are dwarfs too

i've made a few edits
God his cock is tiny. Even fully erect, it looks to be about the size of a AA battery. You tell the girl to stop sucking her gross father off. she's releived to be able to finally take that piss tasting prick out of her mouth. "How was it?" you asked her. "Awful." she said. "Take your panties off, and throw it back for him". "You can't be serious!" she says. warwick looks visibly angery, disgusted, and humiliated. "Dead serious". The look in your eyes shows her how serious you are. As she takes off her panties, her visibly large roast flaps dangle freely in the air. every step she takes they slap against her thighs. She bends over and inserts him into her. Warwick is squirming like crazy, screaming and crying. this is the worst thing a father could ever live through, and you're glad it got to be davis that experieced this.

As she inserts his tiny cock in her, you take great note on her facial expression. You can tell she can't feel him at all. How could she? She was stretched out by your 5 inch cock, and her pussy is now permanetly gaped to twice the diameter of warwick's dick. She doesn't seem to mind the fact she's fucking her own father. it just seems like a chore for her to get out of the way so she can be railed by you, her rapist/lover. "How does it feel?" you ask her, while she rides her former father. It's clear that despite Warwicks's best wishes, his daughter now has no desire to ever be with another dwarf. Their tiny pricks could never satisfy her holes now that you've ravaged them. From this point on it's only full sized men for her and her roast flaps.

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>it's a Q episode

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"How do you like his cock"? "Does it make you feel good"? you ask her. "No". "How come?" "He's so small". Those words warwick has heard all his life. They always stung. Every girl he ever loved, every girl ever wanted always told him that sooner or later, only this was the first time it was about his cock, and to hear it come from his own daughter broke something inside of him. He looked dead.

7 YEARS LATER.

You make your long awaited return to that old torture chamber that once held Warwick Davis and his once beautiful daughter. These were the very firsty torture subjects you kidnapped, a life time ago when you were just a novice torturer. You expect to be greated once again by that feisty little gnome woman that you fucked countless times all those years ago, only you're faced with dead silence and a darkly lit room. You see the fully decayed corpse of David Warwick, still strapped to that chair. you take a good long look at his skull, and it brings you the utmost satisfaction. That little fucking midge finally got what was coming to him. you turn on the lights only to be faced with a pile of dead babies. each horibly deformed, and a few looked like they had been bitten into. These were once your offspring, even for the brief moments they were alive.
There must be 9 or 10 of them. you didn't really give enough of a shit to count. Staring at you from the otherside of the room was her, your little fleshlight. The years have not been kind to her physically and mentally. All the pregnancies, misscarriages, and being forced to stare at her dead babies and the bones of her former father took a serious toll on her.

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His daughter is probably quite a catch in dwarf-land.

Her belly was long and bloated from the 7 years of pregnancy, her pussy didn't look like a pussy. it looked like a mangled corpse. god knows how loose she was now, after poping out 10 babies. her eye lids were droopy, and her skin was saggy and dry. the few remaining hairs on her head were snow white, and nails were yellow, black, and way too long. She starts screaming like a banshee. She starts to sprint twoards you, For a moment you fear for your safety, but she runs right past you and slams face first into the wall. All these years of living in total darkness has blinded her.

You begin to question why you returned here in the first place. 7 years of neglecting the subjects, why return now? Maybe you hoped for some closure, or did you want sex with that beautiful little midget you once knew? As you begin to turn around and leave the chamber, you feel something on your leg, then CHOMP. THE LITTLE WHORE BIT YOUR FUCKING ANKLE. You try to shake her off but she has an iron grip. you waddle over to the wall and raise your leg up, slamming the little freak into the wall to try and get her off. BAM. BAM. BAAAAMMM. thre times you slam her against the wall and she finally lets go. she's on the floor gasping for air. the last slam knocked the wind out of her tiny little lungs. you raise your leg and stomp on her chest as hard as you can. CRUNCH! She's panicking and gasping for air. you caved in her chest with almost no effort. You decide to have a little fun before you remove these subjects and clean this torture chamber to make room for your next victim.

he just has a short temper.

7 years with hardly any food or water has turned her crazy and brittle. you wonder how she's even still alive. you have to assume she's been eating rats and bugs for the last 7 years straight. how she was getting water, you have no clue. as she lies there on the ground, inches away from death, you stop on her hands until they look like rubber. Her screams only entice you to hurt her more. "STUPID FUCKING MIDGE BITCH" you say, as you grab her by the legs, lift her over your head, and slam her down onto the ground. Black and yellow teeth roll around and bounce off the concrete floor.

As you walk past her mangled corpse, you give warwick davis's bones a good kicking, just for old times sake.Goodbye, Warwick. You thought too yourself.

nigga needs to build a ladder to reach the sink lmao

imagine kidnapping Warwick Davis, and locking him into a sex dungeon. For the the first few days you just leave him in his cell. as he begins to become aquainted to his new life in your dungeon, you then start your sexual conquest onto him. You strap him to a chair and shave off all his body hair. "A good sissy is always clean shaven!", you say to him. "A good what?" He responds. You'll know soon enough, warwick. His arms, chest, legs, ass, pubhic, and the hair around his cute puckered ass hole. you take all his clothes and give him an option. "Roam in your cell naked, or put on the cute panties and the frilly pink dress i have for you". of course he refuses. he's a man, a shaven man,but still a man. That will change soon enough.

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>get out of my property midget

At least, he doesn't wear lifts like that faggot RDJ.

2 MONTHS LATER

After a few months of secretly putting hrt into his food and water, You decide to test him. All his body hair has regrown at this point, so you give him access to a shower, shaving cream, and a razor. You watch him as he carefully studies it. he knows what you want him to do. He follows you to the shower, ready to shave off his body hair, and hopefully even wear the cute girl clothes you picked out for him. suddenly, HE'S ON YOUR BACK SWINGING AROUND YOUR NECK LIKE A CHIMP! HE'S GOT THE RAZOR AND HE'S TRYING TO SLICE OFF YOUR FACE! You manage to pry him off, throw him onto the ground, and kick him in his head. You knock him out cold in one punch. As he's lying on the ground, you grab him by the ankles, swing him back into his cell, and lock him up. looks like he still needs a few more months of feminization before you try that again.

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Let him...

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i wonder if ol bill shatner himself hasnt said some shit about warwick we know be browses Yea Forums

4 MONTHS LATER

6 months of constant HRT above the highest daily dosage has had a visible effect on Davis' body. He has breasts, big enough to fill a B cup! He, or perhaps it's time to start referring to him as a woman now, because he's certainly not a man any more, has been extra good about staying clean shaven lately. Everyday she shaves her arms, chest, breasts, ass, legs, armpits, and balls. She loves wearing the cutest, girliest panties and dresses you give her to wear, and she loves practicing her makeup. You've even caught her playing with her asshole late one night, and since then you've made sure to drop her off a new dildo every week. You've made tremendous progress. You've taken the once family man, a husband, a father, a man, and turned him into a cock crazed little gay fuck hole. a Sissy slut. A gay little trap. now it's time for the payoff of this whole endeavor. Sex with that sissy sex dwarf, formerly known as the gnome Warwick Davis.

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There is an ancient pasta about kicking Warwick Davis in the head and killing him. It had a bit of a resurgence these last few weeks, and some anons started posted OC pasta (personally, Id starve Warwick Davis etc) as well. Warwick found out and called out Yea Forums on twitter, basically threatening to sue.

Now Warwick midget killing and torture posts are a regular occurrence. Streisand effect blah blah

*You shave his arms, chest, legs, ass, pubic, and the hair around his cute puckered ass hole.

Thanks for the correction. I didn't otherwise have a problem with your posts.

Didnt he die? I heard of some dwarf actor dying a few months back and the only ones I know of are him and Dinklage.

I know right!

You're thinking of Verne Troyer.

Verne Troyer browses Yea Forums?

You're an awesome user!

Verne was the midgest of midges. He is sorely missed.

No, but he died last year.

youtube.com/watch?v=pK2MnhibuI0

Uh, I got some bad news for you...

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where is the napkin blanket pasta faggoots

He browses Yea Forums? Or even worse? Yea Forums?

seriously hope some people get processed and incarcerated for those psycho threat pastas
besides not being Yea Forums related, shit is unfunny and proper only of mentally sick individuals, which are better in prison for the sake of all of us

A bloo bloo!

Brehs... I think I'm in love

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me too

>t. warwick davis

not a fan of this one, its just a sissy fanfic starring warwick davis. you should make it about turning warwick into your daughter.

INTRO - your baby daughter died due to warwick davis somehow
ACT 1 - you see warwick on tv and decide you need a new daughter
ACT 2 - you kidnap warwick and turn him into your daughter, make him wear her clothes and shit
ACT 3 - you have incest sex with your new "daughter" warwick
ACT 4 - warwick betrays you and you must end him. "after feeding you all these years, etc."
ENDING - the torturous death of warwick. maybe bury him with your dead daughter? idk

Trips confirm
Verne's alive bros

I hope Omar Williams and Warwick Davis have consensual gay interracial British sex.

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Warick Davis had previously been known as Ewok Lannister. But no one knew much about the littlest Lannister. For even he didn't recognize himself. This was no secret. He was only four years old when he left King's Landing and was barely able to remember what he was on Coruscant before his parents told him everything.
Ewok, also called Ewok, was the littlest of three children, born in 1073.
A young Ewok would have been a child. A baby. He would be an only child.
A little more than a hundred years ago on the planet Eotawa, a planet famous for its beautiful moon Tarth, the eldest son married a princess named Vaermina, sister to the ruler of the kingdom. The marriage was peaceful, but it came with the knowledge that Prince Kral's wife had a child by him, an orphan named Ewok. At age seven, young Ewok was sent to the lands of Lorien for orphanage. Kral lived under a great deal of
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go for it..my ankles are behind 7 pairs of socks

this is why i literally have no qualms about fantasizing myself raping her to death. she's fucking BAD.

You've got some low standards, user.

MIDGE

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IIRC it wasn't even about Warwick at first, it was about Verne Troyer. But he's dead.

Is he legitimately trying to create his own subspecies?
Will he be one day revered by his dwarven descendants as the first of his kind?

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Evolutionary pressures on small isolated islands lead to dwarfism. Because smaller bodies need less food. That's why the pygmies exist.

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user was so excited! He had worked hard to earn the praise of his date's Father. Now she was within his grasp and Warren Davis had no idea what was planned. "No way," said Warren as he continued to stare at the blonde girl. A few minutes of silence. The younger girl opened her mouth and then closed it again. Warren couldn't help but wonder. The girl's lips were parted as she said, "It is indeed true." "But you aren't going to do something stupid to me!" "No, not at all." The girl's voice was full of confidence, "I have been thinking it through quite carefully. I have been wondering whether you are willing to try a kiss. This is your chance!" "If I was willing to try my best to find someone who wants to join me, would you do it?" The blonde looked down, then rolled her eyes. "Maybe. We both know that it's hard for me to say no as long as you are with me." Warren's heart rose for Warren. The man

>small
No
>isolated
No

>doesn't like short people being made fun of
>makes six leprechaun movies
what did he mean by this?

A man has gotta eat

The root cause of the disturbance was due to freshly masturbated mackerel. Warren Davis knows all about it. Even Darnell knows. He was looking for the most prolific and prolific of all mackerel and after several visits on a local seafood shop, the fish had gone into a high temperature period and was in peril.
"One night I was outside our pond going in and out with my dog while the mackerel was doing what it is not supposed to do and that is start to do this horrible dance where it turns it's head around and then it does it again and again and then it goes into another cycle," said Davis.
The next night Davis and his friend, Kevin Whitely, were working at the same fish pond when a piece of mackerel got stuck to the top of their boat. The piece of fish got dragged behind Whitely's boat and he didn't have a boat to pull. "We took off at about six in the morning. I was hoping I would be able to swim through it and see what was

I’m going to have to ask you to stop harassing me for the last time.

Currently imagining Warwick Davis stood on top of three toddlers wearing a long jacket as he enters court to make his case against the hacker Yea Forums.

I thought he was dead

youtube.com/watch?v=XzWlhLSitJ8

You rape dykes to death. Not Her,
She's a gorgeous normal woman. Yeah she's a hobbit but fuck you, I'd marry her and love her forever.

Disregard this post, I can't reach doorknobs.

Poo poo cum cum pee pee

Fuck off manlet

Warwick Davis was once kidnapped and held hostage by Dothraki Raiders on their way to Disney Land. Until dragons happened. Dothraki are the only real threats on the land, with dragons making the area less threatening. The dragons were defeated by Lord of the Rings character Gandalf and his men, and Lord of the Rings characters Samwise Gamgee and Aragorn in the book The Lord of the Rings. It's one of the more famous stories where a dragon attack forces the heroes to kill two dragons, something very unusual to find in a video game in the modern period.
One of the dragon that was killed was a male named Stannis, the last of a pack of wildlings who have been hunting him for his last meal. Stannis was able to take down one of the dragons so he could feed it to another wildling instead. You can read about an adventure to find Stannis in the new series of "The Winds

>mfw Stannis the dragon

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Fuck You she's already perfect. I'm 6'4" and I'd love her forever.

see

they don't fucking learn do they Yea Forums?

Wasn't the original pasta about a random midget?

I would just kill myself if that were my family

Imagine giving Warwick Davis a potion that would make him a regular sized man. You tell the little midge "Look, warwick, see this potion i have? one drop will give you the growth spurt you've waited for throughout your entire adolescence." His face lights up. "GIMME GIMME GIMME!" he says as you hold it a foot over his reach. his arms are stretched up over his head and he's jumping up and down trying to get the potion from you. After a few minutes it starts to lose its amusement so you give it to him. the little fucker drinks the whole potion. "OH NO GOD, WARWICK YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO DRINK A DROP! A SINGLE DROP! OH GOD."
He immediately began to grow. He was 5 feet tall, finally taller than that fucker peter dinklage, whom he hated so much. Finally he was 6 feet tall. He was now taller than you. immediately, he turns to you with a real sour look on his face. "WHO'S THE MIDGE NOW? HUH?" He grabs you by the throat brings you closer to him. "I'D LOVE TO KICK YOUR HEAD IN AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT, YOU LITTLE MIDGE FUCKER!" What have you done. you have given immense power to that spiteful little midget. It wasn't much longer until he grew 4 feet taller in the span of 10 seconds.

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Warwick Davis had called upon the society of littles to assemble in dire haste. Warick Davis, Wicked the Ewok, Willow the Wizard, Tyrion Lannister, Rocket Raccoon, The Ghost of Mini Me, and the remaining Lollipop Kids from the Wizard of Oz had all gathered. Unbeknownst to them trouble was brewing. The Lollipop Kids had discovered secret documents, and were trying to unlock them so the wizard could bring about the apocalypse with magic. Unfortunately, the wizard refused to let them through the portal. The group were forced to retreat, unaware about the events unfolding outside.
With all of their belongings still in the Wizard's Tower, the Lollipop Kids retreated into the nearby bushes and locked themselves away. When they were finally able to get to the city, they realized the wizard was still in the tower. He wanted to give them what they could not: his magic! The Wombats then fought his wizard on the streets

he finally released hold of you. The drop down hurt a little bit. He grew and grew untill you couldn't even see his ugly little face anymore. he grew so high and so fast you couldn't believe. his head was up in the clouds now.you had to do something quickly in order to stop him. his long, lankly legs were still in front of you, while his knees and his torso were miles high in the sky. You gather all the strength in your body and tackle him by his ankles. You made him trip and stumble. you heard his scream -though faintly from up in the sky as he came falling down. his long tree trunk like legs that led to his knees were already on the ground while the rest of him was still in the air, as the only part of him that actually grew was the length of his thighs. "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" you hear, the scream getting louder. you finally see it, his torso, stubby arms, and ugly little kickable head, falling downward like a whip with extreme force........BOOM. he slammed right into the concrete of the street. you go to the site of impact only to see a lot of blood, a big crater in the ground, and the mangled up torso, arms, and head of warwick davis, with 50 mile long legs. "That was fucking funny" you say out to yourself.

But I like Warwick Davis and have never said anything bad about him. Damn Yea Forums lumping me in with their bullshit again.

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What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

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Imagine giving Warwick Davis a potion that would make him a regular sized man. You tell the little midge "Look, warwick, see this potion i have? one drop will give you the growth spurt you've waited for throughout your entire adolescence." His face lights up. "GIMME GIMME GIMME!" he says as you hold it a foot over his reach. his arms are stretched up over his head and he's jumping up and down trying to get the potion from you. After a few minutes it starts to lose its amusement so you give it to him. the little fucker drinks the whole potion. "OH NO GOD, WARWICK YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO DRINK A DROP! A SINGLE DROP! OH GOD."

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- Chapter 20 -- "THEY ARE LOSING THEIR BRAINSPREADS" - "AND THE DEEPER WEATH ARE BEGING IN ON SOMEONE" "WARWICK? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE" you say. this guy is not giving you shit about your feelings at all. in fact he's been trying to kill you ever since
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can someone please shop warick davis head on a real mans body. his head is the right size, but not his body. and i wonder how it would look.

Yea Forums likes him too, but midge posting is absolute kino

Can someone shop Warwick as Sonic?

if the new Zealand shooting couldn't do it
1/3 a man won't either

His head would probably fit The Undertaker's body.

You should post that on I'd kind of like to see that

As unfunny as sneedposting, the hourly aragorn's tax policy thread, and "dance off, bro!" Yea Forums really is just a broken record Yea Forums

oh, fuck off, his whole career was built upon is

awesome. I hope his entire family gets aids. disabled freaks like him have no place in society. I hope everyone makes threats and he wastes all his money on his ego and low self esteem.

he's a half faggot. not even worthy of being called anything because he's barely even a human being.

WTF I thought Warwick Davis had died? Like, I remember clear as day the homages to his death. Did any other famous dwarf died recently?

years ago verne troyer died choking on his vomit

this thread is offensive

>dude mandela effect bro

He'd be better off building a ladder, to try and kick me in the knee.

if you're a midge maybe

youtu.be/S8Z3kuoTHHk

check out this if you havent seen it.

I AM A HUMAN BEING

verne troyer died last year

Shortdick davis

Verne Troyer died last week at age 88 after an illness that affected his speech, vision, metabolism and nervous system.

Troyer also has a long history with a condition known as ALS that began in his late 30s and is now considered rarer than Alzheimer's disease. The condition is the same as those that afflicted the late Robert E. Lee and Confederate General Stonewall Jackson, the late boxer Chuck Wepner and other early-20th century figures in American history. He is one of the few people known to have died with ALS.

lmao i love that we're just doing scripts now.

Gotta love that dude.

He was a little out of order himself.

Fuck you, you fat neet warwick hater. I unironically like Davis. Life's Too Short was 100% comedy kino. Do note that in spite of his condition he more than likely contributes more to society in one year than you will in your entire life.

You laugh, but the folk of Durin will delve into the earth and thrive long after the world of men has faded and the dying sun blazes the surface

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You're probably just remembering one of the thousands of times he's been killed on Yea Forums

That was Verne Troyer, the user who was sure he could take him in a fight finally got him

ATTENTION TO ANY AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: Can I please be your paid shill? Especially if you're mossad. Shalom!

I want to put Annabelle Davis on a leash and duct tape her hands so that she has to painfully crawl on her knuckles. I would then pick out the largest animal tail buttplug from my collection and stomp it into her asshole until she bled. I would strap a canine shock collar to her thin, brittle neck, daring her to say a single word. After walking her around my backyard for an hour or two until she's exhausted and in excruciating pain I would force her to assume the position and fuck her wet little cunt until I broke it in. Her screaming and crying would only serve as an audible aphrodisiac causing me to pound her harder and harder with zero remorse. The shock collar dutifully punishing her for making noise without my permission. A few hard slaps across the face and ass, choking her within an inch of her life, and fucking her ass with the buttplug while simultaneously fucking her pussy with my steel hard cock would break whatever small amount of dignity she had left. After what feels like a lifetime of primal fucking, her intense pain would turn into immense pleasure, she was born for this and she knows this now. She'd bite her lower lip in lust as her little slit gets completely wrecked by the biggest cock she's ever had. Upon cumming inside her I would grab her phone and snap a quick picture of her abused, broken, petite body oozing my cum (and her blood) and send it to Warwick with the succinct caption "midge cock can never satisfy her now", knowing full well that such a message would utterly gut him emotionally. His sweet daughter whom he once hoped would spawn more dysgenic midgets continuing his muddled bloodline reduced to a fuck doll for normal sized men, hyperion to a dwarf.

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You'll be contacted. Beware of the one that glows in the dark.

Faggot

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What kind of sick bastard would be born with such a debilitating form of dwarfism and then say "I need to pass my genes on."

I mean holy shit he's the size of a baby. He makes Peter Dinklage look huge.

I hate seeing this ugly fucktard's face. Stop posting him.

You're a small guy

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck to be a midge.

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based

How is warwick the least deformed out of all of them.

I want to give Warick's daughter a safe and stable household,.

Dude's fucked up.

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This wacky little goblin nigger is out his gotdamn mind if he thinks he has a case against 4channel because of some copypastas people send him on twitter

WHICH ONE OF YOU CALLED ME A MIDGE BITCH, WHO SAID IT? OH NONE OF YOU CAN SPEAK NOW?!

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This isn't even funny. There's a special place in hell for a person who can't make a midget rape story funny.

I never get tired of this pasta

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MIDGE
MI
M-
MIDGET
AND FUCK JANNIES

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