Alita: Battle Angel
General Discussion #503
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Motorballer Edition
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Ayden Nelson
That's a pretty gosh darn good image.
Carson James
>Help me user. My hand is stuck in the back of this washer and I can't get out.
>OMG user! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>STOP IT user. I'M NOT FOR LEWD!
>It feels so good though user.
>I had no idea you were so big user.
>Be quick user. My dad is coming home soon.
Jacob Jenkins
Gangsta is best motorballa, this girl called alita is just an upstart
Cameron Jenkins
oh boi what a comfy thread
Christopher Ortiz
Nice Gangsta
Notice for Eurotrash: Cologne is dragging their asses with the open air kino, so they can't get started until May 29th. That means the May 18th Alita screening is canceled, but the June 7th screening is still go.
Benjamin Lewis
>949 days until Avatar 2
John Barnes
Have an aesthetic Alita with aesthetic music
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Carson Sanders
Jaxson Clark
Hello new bread, please be healed by Arita!
Chase Harris
>misleading motorballer name
Cobalt: bright green armor
Owen Martinez
might not be mother's day related but still a good image choice.
Jayden Jenkins
>gangstathread
good shit
Gavin Campbell
Too blurry ( but i love the design)
Mason Brown
DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Jaxon Johnson
Yeah we were talking about motorball so I just went with motorball, I forgot we said it should be mother's day related earlier
Connor Edwards
>What's going on here, user? Speak quickly.
Justin Foster
Based Avatar poster's, always welcome here fren!
Joseph Hernandez
No worries. You did good and we'll get another thread in tonight anyway.
James Ward
Samuel Butler
>You think you can just lewd me and walk away?
Juan Lee
LEAK THE DAMN EPISODE ALREADY
previous
Jaxson Johnson
>That ugly mug is familiar
Carson Reed
Martian Hugo need's a slightly bigger head for those eyes.
Adrian Butler
Well gansta is a bad-ass motha', so we'll go with that.
Zachary Nelson
Business as usual in this thread I see.
Asher Martinez
When does HBOGO put up the episode?
Right after it airs?
Ryan Jenkins
user, please
Caleb Peterson
>gotfags are alitafags too
It all comes together
Jace Diaz
Just live stream it m8.
Adam Hernandez
Jackson Reed
It was a little slow for a while but tI feel like hings are going well now
Dylan Allen
it's comfy so far and that's all that matters.
Jaxson Moore
Kayden Long
>You best delete this user
Samuel Anderson
Why do Targ women make such beautiful queens?
Bentley Gomez
>GOT FAGS OUT NOOOOOW
Jonathan Cox
We’re OK, there is a proper GOT thread now. Anyway, why is Gangsta listed as Antioch in some of the credits?
Lincoln Myers
because that's 'technically' his name I guess. Why his placeholder was gangsta remains unexplained.
Charles Price
>If you don't delete that post, you're entering a world of pain.
>A world of pain.
Evan Lopez
Noah Cook
Carter Cox
Ryder Gutierrez
Wait, so are Alita's breasts in the berserker body squishy? Can you actually squish them?
Oliver Garcia
>HNNNNNNNNGGNNNNGG
>HOLD ON!
>IM STUCK IN HER EXHAUST PIPE!
>AH PHHHHOOOOOOGGGGGG
Jace Phillips
Perhaps unlike all the other motorballers, he has actual dialogue, so we get to know his birth name while the others are just listed by their "stage name"?
Jaxson Gray
THIS IS THREAD #503
THIS IS THREAD #503
THIS IS THREAD #503
THIS IS THREAD #503
THIS IS THREAD #503
THIS IS THREAD #503
THIS IS THREAD #503
Leo Edwards
Is that even legal?
Jeremiah Perez
does she have a fleshlight like contraption down there or is a full robo-pussy?
Ethan Edwards
ask hugo
Joshua Moore
From what I understand they are hard like steel but not as hard as ceramic. The wound she suffered that healed with nanotech seems to indicate something like this.
Dominic Phillips
Probably neither, it's a combat body
Jose Moore
There is no vagene. Its nothing but gears, servos and other mechanics in that area.
Blake Roberts
really hoping he gets a chance to come back in FA. Even if it's just for a line or two.
>"sorry for trying to kill you. Uh, thanks for not killing me when you easily could've."
Landon Jenkins
But she does have a pooper, where else would food go?
Liam Long
Waste could get dehydrated and compressed and then burned with the plasma
Jonathan Wright
>You can feel this?
>How about this?
>Where am i now?
Jason Jackson
"Thanks for going easy on me"
Landon Ward
>So let me get this straight. Your hand got stuck in the back of the washer, user was helping to free you and you guys thought taking off your pants would help get you unstuck?
>Uhhuh yah. That's right.
>Well then why were user's pants down?
>Uh because his belt got caught in my hip hinge and he pulled back suddenly causing his pants to drop.
>Alita I...
David Allen
but we know she makes it with air. and then where did it go when she had the doll body?
Asher Watson
This thread was going so well
Nathaniel Green
With this and the recent anti-lewd meltdown on Twitter, it's pretty clear that now:
Motorball Alita ~= Fuuka
Doll Body Alita ~= Yotsuba
Hudson Hall
>Stay awake until the sequel
I'd take a nap if I were you, Eurofag.
Jacob Johnson
>who says you can’t be comfortably lewd
Sebastian Sanchez
When I was a meatboy
my mother took me into the clinic
and transplanted my brain
Into a cyberbody
and built me, her twice-born child of metal,
o'er motorball to reign
She said "Will you defeat those unworthy,
and take the highest title,
to win Zalem's entrée?"
And because of all she gave me,
and set me upon the path of glory,
I say Happy Mother's Day!
-My Chiren Romance
Easton Campbell
Kayden Robinson
>Thanks kiddo
Alexander Martinez
How ya holding up /ALITA/? The dread of my waifu not being real is coming back but I’m trying to hang in there
Juan Moore
>raping a girl is ok as long as your dick is big
Jonathan Hughes
But see thats what i mean, her nano tech seemed like maneable like gelly foam. Like the foam on a car cushion
Daniel Barnes
>tfw Gerard Way is now a fat SJW
James Turner
Same feels here fren, but holding up fine!
Landon Wright
Nah. Its way stronger then that. It was that soft it wouldn't have stopped Grewishaka's grind cutter point from stabbing deep into her.
Elijah Ramirez
The nano tech only reshapes through her willing it. And no, I don’t think that means she make a specific part of her body reshape. Maybe this is turbo autism but making a huge somatic overhaul like that probably eats up a ton of energy.
Andrew Campbell
Alita may not be real, but the friends you made along the way are
Juan Phillips
Up and down as of late. No one ever said the path to /healing/ was a one-way road, but we'll all be alright so long as we stick together.
Gavin Clark
It can be soft and pliable on the surface and also resist being cut. The way the purple fiber muscles move and flex suggests they're not hard like metal.
Chase Hall
Even when the thread gets stupid I still enjoy my time here. Still by far the best general.
Dylan Myers
Nathaniel Long
>in Zapan's vocie
is thiS THING on
THUD THUD THUD
helLO OUT THERE
>room quiets down a little
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN ON MY CHEST FOR AWHILE NOW
>room goes silent
*AHEM*
FUCK ALITA AND FUCK MEATBAGS
>room fills with applause and few hoots and hollers
>Zapan smiles and raises his hand in wave like manner towards the crowd
>room quiets down again
AND FUCK HUGO ESPECIALLY
>room roars with applause, shouts of approval and a few loud whistling noises
>a standing ovation sweeps through the room as clapping intensifies
>zapan_all_smiles.jpg
Jason Hill
Noah Allen
Me too friend
Parker Evans
I made so many good friends because of this place
Andrew Flores
This seems plausible. There is that new body armour that is being made these days that is like this. Its like a gel or something inside a plastic sack. Its soft and can bend when its being worn. When a bullet of knife hits it the gel resists and stops it.
Josiah Walker
Easton Rivera
Between the arguments over artposting, Rosaposting, weed smoking, and clockwork Alita, this has been a pretty miserable week, not to mention we're dead in the middle of the post-theatrical, pre-BD wasteland.
And yet, here we are comfyposting together on a Sunday night and having a good time. If we can get through all that nonsense, we can get through anything.
Evan Hernandez
Oh damn I love this one. Gorgeous lighting.
Samuel Taylor
These are the good vibes that keep me coming back. This is the beating (micro-reactor) heart that keeps /Alita/ going.
Dominic Roberts
Fucking kek at the image
Gabriel Lee
Cooper Foster
At the beginning to sniff. Then get close to her nose. Sniff, kiss, lick. Then lick the cheek, kiss. Many times. Then look into the eyes for a long time. Then kiss on the lips.
Tyler Williams
I think that you would be able to since the nanotech should technically give whatever tactile feedback that Alita imagines.
Christian Taylor
>!?
Jaxon Gomez
>Why is everyone so mean?
>Hugo...
Christian Cox
>dat OP
>dat edition
forty fatal keks
Henry Scott
How did Zapan know Hugo's name?
Jackson Bailey
>fade out to face-bandaged Zapan standing on a street corner trying to get people to listen to him as we realize he's delusional
Daniel Long
Vector told him
Alexander Carter
I assume he has connections in the underworld since they booth work there, albeit in different circles.
Kevin Torres
Its amusing to me that you guys think you can keep these threads going indefinitely. This week clearly showed you're beginning to crack apart with infighting. It won't be long now till you're sick of posting with each other and these threads slide off page 10 forever.
Sebastian Mitchell
Hugo's not so bad
Adam Hall
Spot on Video about Rosa
Dominic Stewart
Hey aren't you the one who was sure we'd never hit 500
Jaxson Long
>tfw couldn't protect that smile
William Campbell
lol we’re stronger than doomsayers.
Christian Nelson
ALITA IS FOR LEWD!!!!!!!!
Zachary Brooks
Watched that and yeah, seemed pretty based. Hope Rosa gets into more actions roles over the next few years.
Dominic Long
Oh yeah...
Jason Harris
Caleb Parker
Now this is hot.
Jace Rivera
This is my favorite ritual shitpost. There's a craft to it you'd never see from sneed-spamming newfags.
Anthony Harris
Hello newfren
Ayden Lopez
Are these still a thing?
Ryan Mitchell
lmao
Justin Ross
>tfw you’re black
>tfw you’re a cuck
>tfw there’s barely any huge cocked white dude COLONIZES black qt behind black bf’s back porn
It’s just not fair.
Bentley Davis
I’m white and have a big cock
Dated a cute black girl before and rearranged her guts often
Jerk off to that thought, cuck
John Cox
Get help, dude. Cuckolding fetish is a mental illness.
Hunter Gray
I don't know about that specific brand of cuckery, but J-Mack generally covers the huge cocked white dude base pretty good, without looking like a fag like the one dude who wears guyliner.
Plus J-Mack fucks a lot of exotic girls so you might find a vid of him banging a black chick.
Luke Phillips
How times have changed. I remember the original drama this pic caused
Michael Jackson
>ALITA - Interracial Cuckoldry
Carter Bennett
I'd take that stigma over "pedo waifu-worshipping autistic hugbox"
Actually, no I wouldn't.
Jayden Johnson
based zachad
Cooper Foster
Landon Sanchez
I love this thread, even when it's a total fucking mess. Amazing.
Josiah Nelson
thread is extra nasty atm
Hudson Howard
This scenario is actually a common script in quite a few modern porn movies.
Usually it involves one of the following:
>stepmother stuck w/ stepson coming to help
>stepsister stuck w/ stepbrother coming to help
Sometimes the plot is incestuous
>mother stuck w/ son coming to help
>sister stuck w/ brother coming to help
All the ones I've seen have been younger adult males that come to help. I have never seen one with an older male father figure coming to help. I suppose they may exist.
The standard story line is: The female gets stuck. The male comes along and seizes the opportunity to molest the female. The female tries to resist but falls into lust. They may start to sex with the female still stuck then free her before moving to the laundry room floor for more sex. Sometimes the female is freed after the molesting and they move to the laundry room floor straightaway to sex.
The story is ludicrous when you think about it. I mean how can someone get stuck in a washer anyway?
Luis Hall
>The story is ludicrous when you think about it. I mean how can someone get stuck in a washer anyway?
Fucking kek actually made me laugh
Michael Martinez
Imagine if vector cucked hugo and gave alita a vector ride right in front of hugo...
Julian Hall
Uwe Boll destroyed your movie.
Josiah Mitchell
Pretty sure it's subtly implied there was homoerotic connotations with Vector and Hugo meeting together, "some alcohol was involved..."
Joshua Morgan
god damn it I'm sad
Alitatickets.com claims she's coming back for a week on the 24th south of seattle but when you click on the AMC link it turns out it's actually Aladin
WHY WHY WHY
Ayden Mitchell
Technically Hugo got cucked by zapan for like 10 seconds
Christian Edwards
>he never actually saw them movie
>listening to Uwe "Meme Man" Boll in terms of anything that is 'quality filmmaking'
haha
Noah Fisher
Cope
Evan Bell
He claims another. I'm sorry, friend.
Alexander Thomas
Post /cute/ and /comfy/
Camden Gonzalez
>another Alitan gets ALADDIN'd
sad, sad
Adam Russell
There are Alitans STILL getting Aladdin'd? That bug's been around for a month!
John Edwards
Seattle user is that you? Other Seattle user here
Tyler Edwards
has this been happening frequently???
John Cruz
Yes this is me
thanks again for the chocolate
Tyler Harris
All the time, the site mistakes Aladdin showings for Alita. Some are in IMAX 3D too for maximum dashed hope.
Landon Young
>tfw you come back from dinner to a discussion about interracial cuck porn
Austin Jackson
Kek same thing happened to me.
On the bright side, at least in a few days I’m meeting with some anons to see Alita in a cheap cinema
Cameron Cruz
I'm gonna be heading overseas relatively soon and so I won't be at work to >phonepost any more but I just wanted to say thank you for all being such good company and sharing in this film together. Here's to another 500
Aaron Gray
At least this review is "funny"
Oliver Perez
hope you’re going to Europe to see her on the big screen again. it’s been a blast friend.
Jackson Collins
Dominic Gutierrez
Safe travels fren.
Benjamin Collins
This is the saddest shit ever
I seriously had a moment of elation
things have been going very poorly in my life and this was the one ray of light shining through it all
god damn it
Isaiah Harris
>Let me tell you about the porn I watch.
CRINGE
Jaxson Clark
I SAID THIS WEEKS AGO AND NO ONE ACCEPTED IT
VECTOR RODE HUGO!!!!!!
Lincoln Reed
The best and most accurate review of this steaming pile of crap film
Dylan Ramirez
But did he really?
I mean his shirt being off is a little sketchy but higo doesn’t seem very gay to me
Then again, we don’t know if he went all the way with Alita or not prior to that
Brody Powell
I know it hurts, but imagine how much fun we'll have with /alita/ Blu-ray viewing parties.
Caleb Sullivan
If Rosa's chunky then what the fuck does skinny look like
Dominic Sanders
an entire thread could be thrown into chaos back then
Jason Nelson
Remember he would do ANYTHING to go up there
And vector seems like the kind of guy that would get a kick out of doing that to hugo.
Plus hugo seemed very sore that morning
David Collins
i'm losing my love for alita
Caleb Jackson
>uwe boll hating on the movie
Christian Rodriguez
Jaxon Johnson
99 dubs of recognition, we'll have to meet up again when the Blu-Ray drops. I can't believe there've been no showings in this state for weeks.
Carter Nelson
Unironically youre onto something here desu
What if Hugo loved Alita but he wasn’t attracted to her physically and was secretly GAY
Jordan Kelly
Is there a good quality torrent out yet? Didn't see it in theaters
Bentley Cooper
No but there's a decent rip
Mason Young
What's happened user? Tell us about it!
Austin Roberts
This is not comfy guys, you're all getting the spittu
This is totally canon though, Hugofags on suicide watch
Gavin Miller
Oh, Alita smells so great ... And the taste? Do you know how it tastes when you lick it all? At the beginning of the face, and then lower and lower ... This is beautiful ...
Aiden Gomez
>What no one knew was that part of the payment to vector was a weekly trip on the vector ride.
Lucas Cook
I like the resilience we have. It seems like we've almost weathered the worst of the storm
Jeremiah Rivera
>DON'T
Luis Bennett
Take a little break from the threads friend. You can't be at 100% all the time. Find yourself and take care of your mental state. Then the love will return. You have to love and take care of yourself before you can sustainably love someone or something else.
Josiah Cook
i don't know i just don't feel the same
Brandon Garcia
Nathan Flores
yeah we definitely should do a blu-ray meetup
I seriously don't get why Portland and Vancouver still have Alita but we don't, weird
William Morales
How dare you!
Charles Hill
Why would I walk away? I want to be with you and do it again.
Nolan Gutierrez
I thought it wasn't possible to happen!
Austin Peterson
and if the love doesn't return?
Elijah White
>Ido will come back any second, now shut up and go home
Joseph Sullivan
Another Seattle-user who couldn't make it to the meet up.
How are you all?
Joseph Richardson
>I have a better idea, come over to my place.
Oliver Gutierrez
>I... I have stuff to do tomorrow, I can't
Michael Kelly
Blessed advice post. Everyone needs breaks every now and then. We'll keep the fires lit.
Xavier Hernandez
>Well, then I'm not leaving. Only way to save me from your father's hammer is to come over.
Camden Lewis
I sent this pic of Rosa's tattoo to my dad who is a wildlife biologist and he said that the birds are zebra finches
James Gray
I better get off this general immediately before you guys completely ruin alita for me :(
Thomas Watson
Then you may have to move on for a bit. It's ok to change. The fun times we've shared in the thread and with the film are always in memory. Life is transient and you shouldn't force yourself to try and feel things that you don't feel. That being said, take a little while and come back for the BD release and see how you feel then before giving up!
Xavier Howard
Any special meaning or notes regarding the birds?
Charles Davis
Lately I've been thinking that maybe we all should take a break and let these threads die for awhile. There is no sense being here round the clock with all the low energy posting, bickering and constant trolling. In the back of my mind I was kinda hoping Jerome was right and the mods were gonna nuke these threads after #500. Obviously they didn't and here we are plodding along same as always. It would be easier to take a break if we all did it at once. That way we wouldn't be concerned about missing anything. We could even set a date to fire them back up or maybe plan for one or two threads at specific times instead of the back to back never ending threads.
Lincoln Morris
I don't know why she got those in particular, I thought maybe they were native to Peru but they're from the Australian region
Noah Rodriguez
>He's seriously gonna hurt you, go!
Jaxson Fisher
Nice try Jerome but the comfy train never stops
Not until #999, then we can discuss what to do
Today is just a slow Sunday and it’s a holiday
Jace Murphy
>maybe plan for one or two threads a week at specific times
Cameron Bennett
>Ha! Nope! Sorry, it's worth the risk! Come over or I stay.
Luke Myers
Isaac Evans
SeeWe are Eternal
Austin White
i will think on this
Jack Brown
So you're telling everyone one ELSE to stop? What if they just keep making the general?
William Walker
If we go by the manga, the doll body has a proper shitter.
Samuel Perry
..... Why did you spend time writing all this?
Luke Mitchell
>Guess I'll have to convince dad to go for your legs or something, so you won't die
Ayden Sullivan
While you are away take some time to consider these threads aren't yours alone. They belong to everyone of all walks of life. Because of that all manner of content is welcomed and celebrated. If you can't embrace that not only are these threads probably not for you, the whole of Yea Forums may not be for you either.
Owen Stewart
>I'll be fine. I have a plan, anyway. But, seriously, you have to promise to come over tomorrow, I'll even help you with your so-called "stuff" tomorrow. I also stocked up on chocolate...
Jacob Gray
>ch-chocolate? ...
>NO! stop that, I know what you're trying to do
Jason Ortiz
>A whole box of chocolate, actually. Someone mentioned "gourmet," or something...
Kevin Watson
Looks like Jerome has his troll setting to maximum subtleness tonight...
Camden Anderson
>I-I just
>Oh god
>Stop, please
Colton White
Have you ever seen an Uwe Boll movie? Maybe he isn't the best person to judge what makes a film good.
Noah Bennett
>Fine. I'll stop. I'll just make myself comfortable and wait for your dad...
Nicholas Peterson
>I just can't win with you can I...
Blake Lewis
>What are you saying? I'm a prize!
Alexander Hill
>You won't be worth much if dad kills you
Ryder Gutierrez
>Fine. I'll leave. Bye.
Blake James
>For once you listen. Bye
Mason Foster
>the smell and taste of Alita
I like to think her URM body smells like a grape scratch and sniff sticker and if you lick her she tastes like a grape popsicle.
Justin Lewis
>It's another, "user got romantically shut down by Alita," episode.
Jonathan Howard
Kek
Connor Kelly
I'm just waiting for SA to repost Abject Failure for the millionth time
Jaxon Robinson
We never win.
Angel Thomas
It's like she doesn't want us around.
Logan Thomas
>What do you mean? oh I know, we can get comfy and watch movies together until we fall asleep.
Wyatt Turner
There's nothing wrong with you stepping away for a bit if you don't like the threads right now. You're always welcome back whenever you want user. We'll be ticking over through thick and thin. Hell just pop back when you hear news and have a chat about it. We love all the alitafrens be they casual or constant.
Kayden Barnes
> the lack of namefags today
Adrian Garcia
>Sleep
How about lewd[/instead]
Adrian Perry
>Alita just kicked user out.
>Alita invites him right back in the next second...
Aiden Nelson
I'M HERE user
Aiden Jackson
>I was kidding, bye, see you around
Matthew Brown
Always lurking and posting friend.
David Myers
I'm here most of the time but I don't know if I count
Logan Wood
Kek user got btfo HARD
Xavier Sanchez
>I'm never posting again...
Dominic Hall
There is a secret namefag around, he just hasn't posted his usual stuff with ONE exception.
Oh and don't forget And it seems there is another
Ryan Cruz
>There is a secret namefag around
Who?
Adrian Hall
>I know you will come back to me
>You always do
Samuel Sanchez
Me
Carter Ramirez
I think people have forgotten just how much fuckin RP there was in the early /alita/ threads
Asher Martin
It doesn't matter. He hasn't used his name officially anyway I think he prefers it this way
Nolan Davis
WHO though?! I HAVE TO KNOW?!
William Green
>Why bother though... it's always the same... always the same...
>youtube.com
Charles Smith
>Because you're still hoping to get a kissu from me, aren't you?
Colton Allen
>B O O P
Lincoln Gonzalez
>Don't do this again...
Jeremiah Nguyen
Yeah it's not my thing but I'm not about to discourage anyone, although I do try to stick to posting things that Jim and Rob and Rosa wouldn't be weirded out by
Daniel Sullivan
>something Rosa wouldn't be weirded out by
gooooooood fucking luuuuuuuuck
Julian Howard
enjoy this since my neighbors are having a party with music which is preventing me from recording actual lines for the dub
vocaroo.com
Andrew Myers
Allowing namefags and their resulting worship was a mistake.
Ian Thompson
This is actually private reserve-tier quality bait, Jerome
Keep in mind our total community of members is around 200-300 people. We're obviously not all on at the same times, because people have work, lives, and different schedules, so it's totally normal for some people to take breaks when other people are getting back on and vice versa. However, no matter what, I'm positive there will always be a die-hard 5-person+ constant presence for Alita on this board. Even if the 'official general' goes away, there will be new threads made about the movie. The interest is that strong.
Cameron Taylor
WORSHIP ME!!!!!!!
Parker Sanchez
>tfw forgot trip
Joseph Nguyen
>tfw forgot trip AGAIN
Never mind. Don't worship me.
Jonathan Johnson
Rosa likes to have people spit in her mouth, nothing would weird her out.
Michael Allen
I rarely tag but I'm always around, keeping it comf.
Brody Sanders
>tfw no joke Rosa would be flattered and aroused by any geeky, obsessively nerdlinger autism surrounding her.
Gavin Martin
This movie wasn't even good
Jose Gray
True
Aaron James
I'm not going anywhere. I still believe these generals can be something positive. We're in a crucible right now but it's nothing we can't endure.
Nicholas Reed
kyoot
Jaxson Miller
Not mine though.
Blake Young
Oh I'm sure she could handle most of it but speculating on whether Vector raped Hugo or imagining Chiren dismembering them or a lot of the weirder fan fiction might not be her thing
Oliver Jenkins
>Vector raped Hugo
>raped
>implying it wasn't consensual
You saw Hugone's big, dopey grin when he said "some alcohol was involved..." Hardly a traumatized victim.
Caleb Allen
>speculating on whether Vector raped Hugo or imagining Chiren dismembering them or a lot of the weirder fan fiction might not be her thing
Yes, it would.
Mason Roberts
You can't be serious
SHE LIKES THE SPITTU
Also, see Hugo loved it, it wasn't rape
Nolan Bell
sup Rosa
Xavier Flores
IMAGE LIMIT ABOUT TO BE HIT
Tyler Gutierrez
>tfw no images where Alita is finally nice to user
Easton Fisher
Andrew Green
Have a video instead.
>youtube.com
Luke Wright
>tfw people wonder if Jim and Rob and Rosa ever lurk the threads
Elijah Nguyen
Rosa would definitely if she knew about them.
RobRod might a few times for lulz.
Jimbo would definitely not, lol. But if someone hand-selected our best memes and showings of appreciation, I'm sure he'd like them.
Kayden Thomas
Next bread better be mommy edition fags
Adrian Jenkins
God a BITCH
Matthew Thompson
How are you typing with amputated arms?
Colton Evans
You got it. I call bread.
Andrew Baker
Fanfiction is both primarily created and read by women so I'd be surprised if she wasn't at least a partial fan in spirit of it
Adam Wood
I lay with alita in bed. What are you doing this night?
Noah Gonzalez
is for I assume
Wyatt Sanders
Of course.
Camden Robinson
Right but I still think we can all agree there has been some weird shit in the threads that doesn't necessarily reflect well on the fanbase and not just from the trolls
Robert Collins
Wow Nova I didn't know that was you hiding behind that Alita face
Levi Green
THREAD MAN MAKES A THREAD?
Grayson James
Oh for sure the mommyposting about dismemberment might be a hair far.
Justin King
agreed. I'm not the kind of person to tell others what to do but when things get out of hand it gets really fucking lame in here.
Logan Morris
>tfw they pulled /ourangel/ from all theaters anywhere around you
>tfw all you have now is your Chinese camprip on your laptop cuddled up with you every night
'Hello, jnjyk, my old friend..."
Noah Perez
will the next thread be mothers day themed or is it too late?
Samuel Wilson
it's only thing keeping me going.
Camden Martin
No, Thread Man. You get next bread, I already called this one and have something prepared.
Levi Perry
UNDERSTANDABLE
Noah Hill
The sooner this archives, the sooner we make our mommy-related thread still be on Mother's Day.
William Gray
one post closer to mommy posting... oh man has this gone the full Yea Forums full circle
Zachary Diaz
>Oh, NOOOoooo
>LOooksS like he's GOT ussss
Romo ambushes you. Nearest usable item in your reach is your weapon to fend him off. How did you do?
Dylan Kelly
I really hope you someday get the meds you so desperately need, Thread Man,
Ian Mitchell
Don't mind me, just watching the future of anime girls (male). Soon we'll have Alita-level motion tracking available for public use.
>youtube.com
Carter Wright
i can pick a keyboard or an arcade stick
Jeremiah Sanders
Christopher Green
>fruitcake
He's done for.
Jack Ward
I've got that tasty and powerfully autistic Blondita MGS OC someone suggested earlier ready to go once we get new bread.
Jason Lopez
Literally an office printer/copier so I guess I just fucking die
Aaron Price
I'd blind him with the arcade stick and make a run for it.
Michael Lewis
It was me, I'm eager to see Liquid Alita
Cameron Watson
Motion tracking dancing anime girl.
Mason King
Nearest item that would actually work as a weapon? Uh I have a flashlight with a strobe that I could use with my left hand and if I open a drawer I can get a smallish knife or some scissors.
Julian Wood
Dubs gets to hold Alita's hand, but only if you call your dubs.
>99
Joseph Clark
>44
Luis Adams
IN THE MEAN WHILE, A GOOD BOTTLE OF MY GRANDPA'S MOONSHINE DOES WELL FOR ANY OCCASION
Isaac Torres
> 33
Jacob Lewis
No! That's sweet.
Doing good, Seattle user #3. I may just have to go to Portland to catch one of the last showings.
Colton Carter
liqueta?
Blake Fisher
Well if it's life or death you could try to swing your laptop or monitor at him- remember, use the edge not the flat side
Ian Gomez
99 because that's the only dubs that matter.
Owen Johnson
I place my drawfren Hoganlita sticker on my forehead and scare him off.
Alexander Anderson
You use the arcade stick to blind Romo. You run away and survive.
Your chuck the fruitcake at Romo's noggin and the impossibly dense dessert knocks him out cold. You win.
Romo laughs as he smashes the priner/copier and then slices you apart. You LOSE.
Romo can't into anime and decides to rip your anus apart first before killing you. You REALLY LOSE.
Camden Cooper
I what kind of alcohol is served in Kansas
Jordan Richardson
do me now do me now
Jack Hall
motor oil and bootleg liquor, the bottles are just for decoration
Justin Hall
I'D HOPE IT MOONSHINE
ASWELL AS NOT CHECK ID, BECAUSE I LEGALLY CAN'T DRINK
Kevin Nelson
>anime isn't a cheatcode in an Alita thread
W T F ? !
Logan Ortiz
BRAND NEW BREAD
BRAND NEW BREAD
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Brandon Evans
It's good for degreasin' engines and killin' brain cells
Ayden Martinez
i wish i could, but school gets in the way
Parker Mitchell
Ooops...
Let's try that again:
Xavier Gomez
So apparently 2B was born from Alita's design, who knew?
David Taylor
I thought I'd ((subvert your expectations))
I heard all the cool kids were doing it.
You shine the flashlight into Romo's eyes will stabbing him in the back of the head with the scissors, disorienting him. He gets a scythe caught against a wall and you manage to flee the scene.