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Where is Stannis
STOP THE BELLS JON!! STOP THE BELLS OHHH I HATE THEM I HATE THEM STOP THE BELLS JON JONNNN MAKE THE BELLS STOPPP ARRHGGG *SCRUNCHES UP FACE IN ANGER AND SQUINTS EYES* ARRHHGG GOD I HATE THE BELLY WELLIES STOP IT STOP IT MAKE THE JINGLE JANGLE STOP. I DON'T LIKE THE JINGLY JANGLY ANYMORE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. BELLS BELLS GO AWAY, COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY! I HATE THE BELLS! THE BELLS MAKE THE NOISEY WOISEY WHICH MAKES MY EARIES DO THE HURTY WURTIES. I HATE BELLS BELLS BELLS!!! AHHHHHHH! JON PLEASE STOP THE BELLS! THAT'S IT!!!! THAT'S IT!! DrongLong. DrongLong. DRONGLONG. *rings her own smaller bell to summon DrongLong* AHHH I HATE THIS SMALLER BELL BUT IT'S NESSESARY TO SUMMON DrongLong. AHHHH MAKE THE BELLS STOP!!! I HATE IT HATE IT I HATE IT!! DrongLong, WE'RE GOING TO STOP THE BELLS BECAUSE I HATE THEM IT HURTS!!! IT REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HURTS!!! I HATE IT. I HATE THOSE BELLS AHHHH STOP, STOP STOP STOP STOP MAKE THE BELLS STOP. DrongLong I NEED YOU TO MAKE THE BELLS STOP PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP. ANYTHING, BURN IT, STOMP IT, EAT IT, CRUSH IT, MAKE THE BELLIES THAT MAKE THE SOUNDIES DO THE NO NOISE DANCE. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE DrongLong PLEASE. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD IT'S SO ANNOYING I HATE IT I HATE IT HATE IT HATEHATEHATE IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO MORE BELLS. NO MORE BELLS. NO MORE BELLS FOR ME. BREAKER OF CHAINS? MORE LIKE CAN WE PLEASE BREAK THOSE BELLS? PLEASE? DrongLong DO ME THIS LAST ACT OF SERVICE, EVEN IF YOU DIE, JUST PLEASE MAKE THE BELLS THAT MAKE THE SOUND OF HELLS STOPPY WOPPY. PLEASE. PLEASE NO MORE BELLS. NO. MORE. BELLS. BELLS. BELLS. BELLS. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cut to credits*
AND WHO... ARE YOU
I just want the leaks, lads. Please
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
nth for BARRISTAN THE BASED
GO ON LEAKERS DO YOUR DUTY
>we will never get victarion on the big screen
MORE LEAKS, YOUR GRACE?
How retarded will bellfags will look in a few hours.
Reply if you want to be in my compilation
Thoughts on Cersei?
BARRISTAN THE BULLSHITTER
d a n y
Can someone please post the "kill Emelia" pasta?
Almost as retarded as Dany’s face will look when Jon runs her through
ITT,post scenes that make us cry everytime
>"I was told you would die, or worse, the Greyscale would go slow and you'd grow just enough to know the world before taking it away from you. Everyone advised me to send you to the ruins of Valyria to live out your short life with the stone men before the sickness spread through the castle. I told them all to go to hell. I called in every maester on this side of the world. Every healer, every apothecary. They stopped the disease and saved your life. Because you did not belong across the world with the bloody stonemen. You were the Princess Shireen of House Baratheon. And you are my daughter."
/our girl/
STUPID BOY
THESE ARENT LEAKS THIS IS WINE
Part of the problem here is the audience judging the characters by contemporary liberal-democratic norms,*sniff* but the more serious problem is that, although, as fans like to remind us, the show is set in a pre-modern world of violence,*sniff* hierarchy and pervasive gender inequality, all the characters have the mores of contemporary bourgeois liberals,*sniff* either way we must content ourselves with the fact that Stannis is the true king of the seven kingdoms, Stannis,*sniff* so on and so on *sniff* etc etc
*ahem*
Lads, gather round if you would, this includes:
Stannisfags
Robertfags
Nowytendsfags
Radmurefags
Coughfags
Arrgghfags
Qyburnfags
Littlefingerfags
Jamiefags
and that one Podrickfag
I would like to take a moment to just say,
FUCK Dany
FUCK Danyfags
and FUCK roasties
Thank you! Thank you!
Nth for smileposting
Taking requests
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>IMPREGNATE ME NED
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>Selmy so butthurt about D&D killing him off he either makes up total bullshit or spills the bean on Book 6 and 7
lel
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How can this be the only leak?
>BELLFAGS BTFO
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better than dying of frostbite anyway
Lmao burn her xD
Someone taller
I'L DRINK TO THAT I WILL
Yep, this is going in my cringe compilation.
i think she's great
Bout to be kween of death
EGG
Meryn "fucking ten kids" Trant
Tell me what sad scenes you would like to be made into smileposts
Protip this requires a face in frame
Holding out for a better ending than the leaks
what will happen to this board in 2 weeks when theres not got to shitpost about?
reminder that all those who oppose dany will be burned
This pls
Based on the leaks, do we know where episode 5 will end?
I would like to request Stannis and Khal Drogo
DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY
THAT SMIRKING WHORE FROM HIGHGARDEN
I heard about this guy a few months ago and the fact he absolutely destroyed Peterstein was pretty funny. (Of course it was all premeditated, Peterstein did work for the UN and is apart of the global homo agenda, but it was still entertaining nonetheless)
What food are you having for the show tonight, lads?
DESPITE BEING ONLY 0,0001 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION
>How would you like your Varys, your highness? Medium rare or well-done?
r/etards will hopefully fuck off
Real human being
And a real hero
Back against the wall and odds
With the strength of a will and a cause
Your pursuits are called outstanding
your emotionally complex
Against the grain of dystopic claims
not the thoughts your actions entertain
and you have proved to be
A real human being and a real hero
Real human being and a real hero
Real human being and a real hero
Real human being and a real hero
Real human being
A pilot on a cold, cold morn’
One-hundred fifty-five people on board
All safe and all rescued
From the slowly sinking ship
Water warmer than, his head so cool
In that tight bind knew what to do
And you have proved to be
A real human being and a real hero
Real human being and a real hero
Real human being and a real hero
Real human being and a real hero
Real human being
Real human being
Real human being
There's still time...
That ones been going around
shireen on the pyre
we'll shitpost on /thetalesofdunkandegg/
Why wasnt he in the show guys?
>Shames George into releasing the books solely because he didn't get to stay in the show
What a Hero
season 2 dany was best dany
/got/
Dark Star is literally one of those retarded autistic fanmade characters that was actually put in the book and noone can refute that
Smirkfu showing Cersei how much fun the girls have at Highgarden when?
>s-stop smiling while you d-do that
>I h-hate you
>I'm NOT blushing!
Nice lips
It's at 2am for me, so nothing.
Maybe some ice cold water. mmm water.
*grabs you by the cock*
*throws you onto the bed*
You're not leaving until I'm pregnant again.
>“When I was a lad I found an injured goshawk and nursed her back to health. Proudwing, I named her. She would perch on my shoulder and flutter from room to room after me and take food from my hand, but she would not soar. Time and again I would take her hawking, but she never flew higher than the treetops. Robert called her Weakwing. He owned a gyrfalcon named Thunderclap who never missed her strike. One day our great-uncle Ser Harbert told me to try a different bird. I was making a fool of myself with Proudwing, he said, and he was right.”
Will there be a new one tonight
Delicious Dannyfags tears.
Imagine if there was a scene of Tormund raping Jon haha. Literally tearing him apart with his monster cock. Traumatizing him mentally and phisically for the rest of his life. Making wear girl clothes or behave like a dog afterwards. Then throwing him into the cold so Ghost could rape this fag as well. Wouldn't it be funny haha
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>shortsighted manlet
genetic trash
Imagine the fallout when the finale ends up being shit and it becomes public that D&D made a deal to keep George from releasing a good conclusion to the series first.
imagine being a bookfag
>Bran wins the throne
Does he deserve it?
Throws "manuscript pages" onto Gurm's floor
>Here, boy. Melt it down and put it with the others.
i would have fucked that woman until my dick fell off.
McDonald's
Is there anything better than brown hair/blue eyes
>Found Brightroar in Valyria
well-crafted
BASED
I'm going to try to improve this, can't find a decent upload the scene
>we will never see Victarion and monkey shenanigans
>d&d chose Dorne over the Ironborn
He was a good man.
>ritter finguru
what was the exact moment this show jumped the shark?
noh
Blonde hair / green eyes
Rough Ashara best Ashara
BURN THEM ALL
damn
now i can't live in his tummy
:(
>DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY
DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY
Great now you make me want to read a cersei/smirku fanfic, I hope you're happy.
Who the fuck is Bessie?
top pic
Victarion is a big dumb retard and still one of the best fucking character in this series.
how does he get up the stairs before the throne tho?
Put me in the screencap
He was a golden god.
GODS MY COCK WAS BIG THEN
>he's not literate
your loss
Where is my secret weapon, Hand Qyburn?
Black hair/brown eyes
Borgers
Raven hair with blue/grey eyes.
Yes, Jon.
There must always be a Night's King and Jon will forsake the Iron Throne to rule forever as the Snow King in the North.
Is having non-incestuous children the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having kids that don't marry each other. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing these kids for at least 18 years solely so they can go and get ravaged by another house. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little, white-haired and purple-eyed boys and girls- reading them stories of Aegon and his sisters at bedtime, making them go to jousting practice, making sure they had a healthy diet, educating them, playing with them. All of it has one simple result: their bodies are more enjoyable for the men and women of other, inferior houses that will eventually rise up and overthrow us.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're smart, the brother who grew up with her and cherished her and loved her since they were but babes. They can get married, and your genes are secured as your kids are a mere extension of yourself, and their kids will be wholely and solely a part of your house and not half bumfuck shitskins from Dorne. Your son gets to fuck your daughter's tight pussy every night. Your son gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her, and she gets a strong man who you know won't ever let her down.
As a man who has a son and daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise them for another house to use and abuse in their climb to power instead of marrying them to each other and making your own house stronger. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
DING DONG
Hello Cersei
imagine holding Arya's disfigured quasimodo body in your arms
Wargs a kingsguard into lifting him up.
Don't put me in the screencap.
The end is near
>smiiiiirkkkkk
nao
nu it ends
It'd be great
What if Smirkfu got Cersei to help her show Tommen the birds and the bees?
>Come on your grace, I believe his mother should play a hand in such things, don't you agree?
>he doesnt know
Shameful ▪¤•°•●
someone update please
>Renly
>having children
Did Ned actually fuck Ashara?
Dont the Pajeets have the episode now?
Kill yourself nigger go back to black twitter and write an essay about how killing missandei hurt your black ass feelings
Davos carries him by himself all the way up. Takes about 5 minutes and he complains about his lack of fingers and that he should've stayed in Winterfell.
>left green \ right purple
Left eye is purple
predict the episode title
KING
EURON
GET
HYPE
>only 2 episodes left and we won't ever experience /got/ again
looks pretty good mate
Made a load of goyza packets but can't really be bothered making the filling now.
Probably cereal.
It is ready, your Grace.
DANY WILL WIN!!!
Do you think ASOIAF would be better if it didn't have all the mystical shit and just foccused on politics and wars?
The fantasy part could be done in an ambiguous way, like Vikings.
No sneeds
What accent did young Ned have?
pasta puttanesca
After Bobby B died
his other left eye
No his older brother cucked him
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD YOU
YOU ALL SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO ME
THE HOAAAAAAAAAAR WILL BURN YOU ALL
>Preston streaming before the show
:D
>Carmine and his lame friend are on with him
D:
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Improved shireen, lul
E + A = J
R + L = D
What the heck did I miss? can someone fill me in on this bell mememe?
100% based
Come on Daenarys, you've juuuuuust won....a sword through the heart! Come collect your prize!
Based Checked and Redpilled
The Bells Toll
There'll be spin-offs.
sauce
You'll have to carry him
>I looked for you on the flightplan
My sides already
feel like the dragons made the show worse, more plot holes than great moments
jesus christ kek
Honestly at this point I'm having troubles understanding how BryndenBFish is still relevant. He's like the Keemstar equivalent of the asoiaf fandom, how did he become relevant? Because of his blog about the wars of westeros? He obviously puts much more thoughts into it than GRRM does, which imo makes it very delusional to think it has any sort of relevance. I've listened to his podcast a few times but I felt it was so hollow that at this point I prefer listening to A Dragon Demands rants on youtube. At least the dude is open about the fact that he's delusional. I really don't understand BryndenBFish relevancy. All he does is shitpost on twitter and cater to the shownlys. So not only is he not really interesting, not really amusing, could it be because he's good looking? Nah, last time I checked he's still a balding old man with a dad bod. The ultimate bait. Again I'm not trolling just genuinely asking what is up with this guy. PoorQuentyn is handsome though even though he has a bump on his nose
Lmao imagine he just takes Dany and rapes her in front of Jon, then chops off every single named character's head, then declares himself King, and sits on the throne.
only fags cheer for yas ev0l queen
kek
Is there anywhere to watch the episode live for free? I could just use the free trial but fuck HBO and also i cant be bothered.
probably a Vale accent. And since the Vale is !notWales, then he'd probably sound Welsh.
>I'm not the Zodiac
>If only you could know how bad things really are
Still taking /r/s
Think of a scene that hasn't been smileposted already and I'll do it
Let me rephrase what I meant when I say "get over her," those were bad words. He didn't let Catelyn know he hadn't gotten over Ashara, similar to how Robert never got over Lyanna. The difference is Robert couldn't keep it to himself when drunk and would call out her name while he was fucking Cersei. Ned never did that shit to Catelyn, so it wouldn't have been a reason for Cersei to hate him.
Yeah but the salt caused be Dany losing and dying horribly will last for decades.
Maybe more...
What's R+L = D, just started reading the books on account of the shitshow the series continues to be
POST EMILIA
The real azor ahai
Many have tried to kill Dany...
The Roof is on Fire
Fuck off Preston, stop spamming your shitty channel here.
>Dany kills Cersei
>Forces Jon to marry her
>Feeds Sansa to Drogon
>Unleashes the Dothraki to cultually enrich in the Westerosi countyside
>Gives the unsullied back their dicks to do the same
>Liberates all the slaves all over the world
I'm ready lads
BRING ME THE LINKS BEFORE I BOAR MYSELF
>dabid wrote this
what the fuck happened
>D
Who?
>BRING ME THE LINKS BEFORE I BORE MYSELF
ftfy
Cersei's bitch moves will always be amusing.
R + L = D&J
I never got the connection to Wales, is it just cuz the Vale has lots of mountains or something?
Preston is based, sorry you're a total newfag. Literally no other GoT reviewer worth a damn aside from him.
So Oberyn is basically the greatest warrior in the Seven Kingdoms? He beat the Mountain 1-on-1 with a spear.
Cersei was more perceptive/paranoid.
Though if we're talking ideal world, maybe her worst parts were more mellow under Ned's influence so she wouldn't mind as much.
Though it was only a show scene, Cersei did seem to have some measure of sympathy for Bobby B and his Lyanna thing.
had a sub sandwich earlier so probably some cup noodles while watching the tire fire that is GoT
Kek
Her smile will be restored bros
did it leak yet?
In the books.
bad pusy
Dickon Tarly
this is really good donut steel satire. pretty much perfect in the amount of believable cringe
Read the Accursed Kings series. Martin called it the original GoT.
Pure history. None of that fantasy shit.
This can't be serious.
PURE IDEOLOGY
Men call me Brightflayme, I am the chaos among the ladders
Better than actual elephants. This is perfect.
Daenerys
>what the fuck happened
they lost interest and wanted to do other stuff, that's unironically all there is to it
It's out in 2 hours, it's not gonna leak and if it did it's kinda pointless.
>I need an e celeb faggot to tell me what I thought of a show I watched because I'm too retarded to think for myself
Is Season 8 unironically kino with how bad it is? Like the past two seasons were shitty, but this season is giftedly shitty
8====0
Not having the bells spoilers being confirmed yet makes me uneasy. If he get heroic Dany and Jonerys crap I won't bother watching the last ep.
no, the mountain was just freakishly big and strong. wasn't nearly as skilled as a fighter than what you think. hound and jimmy lancaster would #reckt oberyn.
shit taste
"Oh Daenerys? Yeah she was my least favourite character since season 1, remember when she evilly killed her brother? Haha yeah, her going crazy was completely expected. I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner." *roasties proceed to agree with me because of social pressure*
Ahh, the good life.
His spear was poisoned, so not exactly a 100% fair fight.
But he is definantly one of the better fighters.
That'd be Jamie Lannister (Two Hands) and before him Arthur Dayne (Two SWORDS).
pls
This is the best bot yet.
The spear was poisoned.
>past two
Show has been garbage since S5
That would be really awkward to keep shireen because actress is 20 and has a small, but impressive rack.
>Vale is mountainous with a fuckton of mines
>Wales is mountainous with a fuckton of mines
>Vale has the most knightly and honor-bound culture
>Wales has knightly tradition because King Arthur
>2 hours left
So how is his dick?
Still struggling trying to figure out how Emilia Clarke became attractive again.
Thoughts on Cersei?
Go back to tumblr
It's out in 18 hours for me, so it's technically still a leak
I was half expecting you to make ramsay grin
>enhanced speed
Everyone has that in the show, sans the NK
But it's confirmed that she was given birth to by Rhaella. That's a stupid theory.
noh
What do you prefer, /got/?
Purple eyes and blonde/silver/white hair or purple eyes and black hair?
wtf I thought this was the girl that played cat woman lol
Ned/Ashara is pure Yea Forums
The latter
That heart was made of gummy bears!
:D
she’ll smile as she touches the throne just before jon stabs her
ALL TARGSHITS MUST DIE
>brown eyes...green eyes....BLUUUUUUE EEEEEEEEYES, AYE???
How retarded will dabyfags will look in a few hours.
Reply if you want to be in my compilation
She's very vulnerable this season
What in sweet unholy fvkk is raven hair?
Is it just a bald with guy with a crow taped to his hair?
>She doesn't even bother getting up, because she doesn't have the energy in her, just the hunger. She shat again
This is the final push George needed to make this scene work.
>snapping in current year
Yikes
I think someone already made that but here it is again
here he is
Black hair is best if the girl's pale
Black hair and pale skin is literally the patrician's choice.
noh
I know
OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND CUCOLDS
the latter, light hair is overrated.
Purple eyes, dark hair
and not just because I prefer the Daynes.
Purple/black
Gods what a dumb helmet
shut up elephant man
It was a selfie. The image got reversed
Ravens are black with a bit of a shine to them.
Raven hair is black hair with a bit of a shine to it.
Jon and Dany are both shit characters just as GRRM and D&D are all shit writers.
TWO?!?!
>Season 6 shitty
>not Season 5
Reminder that Ned's fucking obsessed with protecting Dany the moment he goes to King's Landing. He tries to stop them sending assassins for her at every move, and when Robert dies and he becomes the true power in KL as Hand, his VERY FIRST MOVE is not to secure the queen's children but to save Dany. Dany is most certainly part Stark.
she lost weight
Lul
Fuck the 60 second cool down on this board btw, makes me almost consider getting a fucking pass
Dark Eyes and Bright Eyes has a nice contrast.
It means black hair, ESL-chan.
She'll be lucky to escape uncrucified.
Invent their destruction, Qyburn.
S4 was showing some significant cracks too. Remember when the best soldiers the Iron Islands could muster got scared away by a shirtless Ramsay and a few puppies?
DANY WILL WIN
was ser jaime raped in the books? when they put him over stump i thought he was going to get it, but me expectations were subverted and he lost his hand.
in real life men get raped all the time
THIS ISNT WINE YOU WHORE
Any color eyes with black hair.
Black hair is godtier.
Purple fits black way better.
Ned + Rhaella = Daenerys?
THAT shot of jamie charging on his horse through that water with a fucking golden hand and just using a spear, towards a giant dragon, is fucking azor ahai kino
It has been shit for years. Danyfags are just pressed and raging.
Dont know why we're posting pictures of Frost user, but okay
>20 bucks
>you need to keep renewing it
>you need to pay via bitcoin
You have to be retarded to give gook moot money for a fucking pass. This site isn't worth dogshit and I've been here for over a decade.
Someone else made this
is that vergil
cope harder
Guys included?
put me in the screencap based Qyburn
I've always disliked Dany but I feel like the writing is screwing her in a way that's out of her character.
She's always been arrogant and entitled, but never so retarded as to forget about a whole fucking fleet. There are better ways to kill her dragons so we can have tension in the final boss fight. Have Bronn poison a cow or whatever dragons eat? I dunno, something more than Dany fucking up her spot check
I prefer pregnant lady Ashara
Well, I just wanted to know if the books ever confirmed that they ever fucked.
>shank two niggas at once
>shank one nigga twice
I want those pretty eyes looking at me while she sucks my dick.
It isn't fair bros.
yes
Christ what an awful thread
Gee, Arthur! How come your mom lets you wield TWO swords?
Bruh. She does. Long live King Incel, Master of Autism
>>you need to pay via bitcoin
Lol really. Never mind then
saw it on Yea Forums its not much but at least he's circumcized
i need more of these
Honestly, yes.
No homo but descriptions of Bobby B in his youth sound pretty attractive.
FUCK APPLES
AND FUCK PEACHES!
Daenerys did kill Viserys, problem is that d&d continued portraying her as some savior and benefactor, who then ends up with Jon Snow and thats supposed to be a good thing. 0 chemistry, in the books only way I see this going down is Jon being cucked by a pretty girl, just like with Ygritte, but theres nothing in Dany thats even slightly similar to him, readers know she's 50:50 at best and has a lot of disregard for the life of commoners
SHOW BAD PLOT TERRIBLE AUTHOR HACKS
POST LINK WANT SEE BEFORE OUT PLEASE
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I want her to eat my hairy asshole and them thank me for privilege
look it's not my fault i'm too stoned to bookmark or remember these weird short urls for the links so GIVE ME THE LINKS BEFORE AH PISS MESELLLLF
purple/black so it matches the most patrician lingerie
>for guys
black hair and purple eyes
>for girls
white hair and purple eyes
>poor Ned will never get to see her smiling happy face as she tells him she's pregnant with their Nth child.
Fucking Tully shits.
What is Euron's plan?
Wtf happened last bettygood stream? fucking reddit cunts made me miss the last 15 minutes.
Can you lads post mutiple livestreams for us poor anons pretty pls.
>take a soild 30min fap
>still no leaks
fucking kek
one last one user
Book Dany best Dany, best character
>I've always disliked Dany but I feel like the writing is screwing her in a way that's out of her character.
Yeah its weird how this season has made me actually sympathetic for a character that has annoyed me for fucking years. Stannis all over again.
Use his dark powers to make the writers of the TV show retarded
Also not mine, thank the user who made this
Why didn't Jaime just attach like a sword to his stump, I know it wouldn't have been as versatile as a real hand + sword, but it'd me more useful in a fight compared to a golden hand.
Maybe have an interchangeable mechanism for the hand or sword. (So he isn't walking around with a sword arm 24/7. Also don't tell me they don't have the technology to do this when they can create weapons that can take down a dragon flying miles up in the sky.)
How'd you do it? I try to edge but always lose myself. Suffering.
Who the fuck is Sunset?
Her horse?
emilia clarke is perfect
no
Stannis, I may not be a learned man, but I do believe that our horses need to eat apples if we're going to win this thing.
cut the middleman and fuck the dragon
yeah it’s hbo.com should be up in a few hours
you’re welcome:)
Maybe Ned told Cersei beforehand because he was finally sick of his Tully wife and retard kids and just wanted to an hero so he could be with his Dornish qt again
Supposedly he's gonna be doing the score for D&D's Star Wars trilogy shitfest.
You are too invested in your Ashara and Ned fanfics
>Yeah its weird how this season has made me actually sympathetic
Cause she's actually facing adversity instead of being a YAAAS QUEEN mary sue.
Nay
>season 8 theme
youtu.be
Don't post livestreams, fbi and hbo niggers will jew them.
This isnt Dororo
He should've had a miniature ballista hand.
i have not view game of thorns new epersode ,but i can guarantee it ,dragon wooman not gonna show the boob again .ever
The episode is ending, the credits roll
You're sitting there, disappointed but only somewhat as you have tempered your expectations after the last few years
You decide this time to let the credits play through, rather than just changing the channel or turning off the stream as you usually would.
For old times sake, it's over now, you won't have to suffer anymore. Then.. the music trails off and a message appears on screen
The Winds of Winter, the penultimate book of the ASOIAF series that Game of Thrones was inspired by will release in October 2019
How do you react?
t. hbo
that’s a wig son
FIRST WE EAT THE ONIONS
THEN WE EAT THE HORSES
I LIKE DOGS, LOYAL, BUT WE'LL EAT THOSE TOO
www.yourmumlicksunsulliedbumhole.com
She's got nothing on Rose Leslie.
>tfw never participating in /got/ except to wait for leaks on sunday evenings
Posting best girl.
>bigfinger
>he hasn't seen the second cour ED
youtube.com
>*rolls eyes*
crashing westeros with no survivors
Is this a manga? Sauce please
mmmmhmmmm
that is a tasty borger
Quick rundown on the bells please?
>but at least he's mutilated
Yes totally HBO employees would use the word nigger and call out the jews, well done son.
I'm a Proudwing :(
So a crossbow hand?
>go to slap someone on the back
>accidentally slice them in half
Except looks
NEW
NEW
Dany goes nuts upon hearing bells for some reason
soundcloud.com
He made a remix of the song when the stuff came out
They ring.
Reminder that Dany's theme is the only theme that incorporates the main theme.
She's going to sit on the Iron Throne. Cope, fags.
Tell that to Kit. :)
Kit fucks Emilia.
>implying this makes black hair less godtier even if it was a wig
OH NO NO NO
Is he wearing rings? That's pretty gay desu
Probably when they ran out of book content and decided to make a short season.
You goddamn fucking retard, also Bobbyposters confirmed for weeb Alitafag incels
yeah no fuck off
That's Kata Karkkainen, retard. She's famous for her black hair.
imagine their swarthy fat weak-eyed manlet eyebrow monster offspring
poor Rose
>STANNIS CHADS WILL WIN