Movies about Cryptids/Ayy lmaos encounters?

Movies about Cryptids/Ayy lmaos encounters?

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The best one

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This and the Mothman shit were actual supernatural encounters, I 100% believe it.

The Sandown Clown was a strange being encountered by two young children vacationing at Lake Common, Sandown, Isle of Wight (UK) in May of 1973. Following a sound like an ambulance siren, the children wandered across a footbridge over a stream, and met a curious, unidentifiable being that has been described as "a cross between a clown, a robot, and an alien". It was a shy, but friendly being, and spoke kindly to the children for almost half an hour before they returned to their parents. It seemingly vanished after the encounter, and has never been seen again.

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Cryptids aren’t real. Go back to watching Chills or some shit you gullible faggot

Totally NOT kids lying

Kino encounter

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I wasn't implyinh that they were real. I just find cryptids and the people who pretend to have ''witnessed'' them fascinating. It's like depicting a man who's job is to tell tales and wonders to other people, but who also tries to fulfill their own life with joy and happiness, as they are in the lack of.
I recently watched a documentary on David Huggins, ''Love and Saucers''. This guy tell people that he fucked an ayy lmao with human hair and who has the body of a hot female chick. With which he got some ayy lmao kids. He even painted his many encounters.
The sad reality might be that he was raped at the age of 15, and also abused by his parents. So he invented an alternative scenario in which everything went well for him in order to not become more unstable. Even his wife pretends that she saw them to not make him go full depression mode.

>David Huggins, ''Love and Saucers
Those paintings are creepy as fuck jesus christ

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>What's the deal with vorxelpod nutrients on Rhygel IX?

real footage btw

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Probably Crescent's guide. The way David describes was almost as if the insects were above all the other greys. They're the ones who mostly teach David about the universe and the alien community. So who knows.

I like how they filmed possibly the most important interview ever filmed without turning the light on

>webm in an alien thread
No thanks.

Allegedly it couldnt handle the light

>sneed in the lower right
HOLY SHIT

Fifty light cycles ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking dlobgob up your ass. You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out! HE'S A XORZORTOR! HE'S A XORZORTOR! HE'S A XORZORTOR! A XORZORTOR, look, there's A XORZORTOR!

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Klaxor's abduct and fuck

It's owls

Surprised we dont have more to be honest...like an actually good serious take on bigfoot or the loch ness monster.

Bigfoot wont give up the movie rights.

spooped/10

>tfw no qt ayylmao gf

Agreed! Like how saucers tend to just be swamp gas.

youtu.be/v2SS8IwCCPA?t=137
Jesus, that looked real as fuck.

I am a 100% convinced that the Mapinguari is real and still lives in the Amazon (The Giant Sloth)

>They can't find the body of D.B. Cooper
>Big Foot skeptics expect to find the body of a big foot just randomly

hurf, durf

Any good documentaries on Big Foot?

>in b4 "b-but Sasquatch can't into REAL!"

Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 400 sightings of Bigfoot in America alone since its founding.

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those kids got diddled

The Mothman incident is the only one that I think genuinely had some weird fuckery going on. Not so much with the sightings/creature itself but because there were literal G-Men crawling around the area in the aftermath.

Probably some government experiment shit

Bigfoot exists.

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>Probably some government experiment shit
I am of the opinion that half of cryptids are exactly that

That thing was a fairy and those kids are lucky they didn't get snatched.

Never heard of this one before. Thanks for mentioning.

Makes sense, space is black

Yeah the Amazon is quite the mystery isn't it? There was all those explorers searching for lost cities there in the 1800's, it makes you wonder if some of those could have still been thriving up until the last century or so

>Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 400 sightings of Bigfoot in America alone since its founding.

People catching glimpses of bears from a large distance or through thick foliage and jumping to conclusions
>It were walkin jus like a man, I swears it!!!

God damn Loch Ness monster, he just wanted his 3.50

nessie was literally a duck

>That thing was a fairy and those kids are lucky they didn't get snatched.
i'm glad people are waking up to the reality of the fae. #missing411

Based and Seeliepilled

the majority of sasquatch died in the Mount St. Helens eruption. they made their home in the lava tubes in the cascades, which is why pacific northwest sightings were so frequent.
there was an effort by the feds to rescue as many as possible but they couldn't relocate them all. it's heartbreaking.

>that one that was hanging from the bottom of the helicopter like Saigon during the eruption

they used pickup trucks and tarps. a sasquatch would never go near a helicopter, it was hard enough to get them in the truck beds. allegedly.

Honestly didn't think about this. fuck

why is there no skinwalker movie? skinwalkers are so hot right now.

>you want me to investigate flying shawshers?

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