"Hideous jew she-beasts shriek to each other about their dry vaginas--The Movie!"

damnit op with that description now I want to watch it

Have sex

are they all childless?

im watching it right now
It's FUCKING HOT

line at your mom's house is too long.

Cackling Hens: The Movie.

LOL at Jason Schwartzman - the go-to actor when no other man will touch a role. He has no shame.

i was kinda just counting him in with the rest of 'em...

I don't think any film has looked less appealing to me.

Maya Rudolph has like 12 kids with PTA

did you catch what the plot is about? doubt anyone here is actually going to watch it.

based

>with jason schwartzman
wew

She has 4 kids.

Aging actresses say unfunny things and make unfunny faces pretending to be "wooooo drunk!" They all end up hating each other, because that's what women do, but make up with each other and hug at the end, which women never do.

that's 12 more than you will ever have

what

I

WANT

TO

FUCK

AMY

POEHLER

you have negative kids

Fuck that’s true

God they're all so ugly

what the actual fuck is going on at netflix. are they accelerating the nepotism hires and literally hooking up literal who actors and writers

>When you have to cast your old failed SNL friends in your movie because they're literally crying at your door
This is also one of the reasons why Adam Sandler annoys me so much.

I find it curious that Netflix/hollyjew don't take a look at the production and go "whoa, why are you hiring your shitty friends when we could have some actually funny people in it? This won't stand!", as though they actually care about the finished product. I mean it should be pretty obvious.

Do you think he makes fun of her shitty movie roles?

>Rated R in the corner

Any quality childless milf titties in this kino?

>Thinks that's an insult

My respect for PTA has fallen. Those are rookie numbers. Maya should never not be pregnant and she should give birth to a literal litter, 5-8 babies, every nine months, on the dot.

Hey that's that ho from idiocracy

did you just imply netflix cares about the finished product in your post? have you used their service before?

considering he said he enjoys adam sandler movies and the new star wars, i don't think so
remember pta is the guy whose first film projects were about a big dicked porn star

Ya know that stupid AI writing thing that some faggot is trying to force as a meme? That’s literally how all Netflix productions are made. The “writer” is just a glorified editor of AI generated scripts and if the AI spits out something that would be plagiarism, they either dump it or buy the rights. Hence why altered carbon was basically unrecognizable as an actual adaptation.

Ambitious but I'm afraid she's some sort of humanoid not a rabbit.

Dilate

looks like another rip-off of an original that featured men. basically they took Sideways and combined it with Bridesmaids. expect more moobies and teevee shows to be like that. either it's a cast of all women, a cast of all blacks, or a black man and white female in the lead roles. i'm not even "mad"...just pointing out facts.

in the rare instance that it's a white guy in the lead role, he will be paired with a black female who looks out of place due to her age or lack of acting ability. see john wick 3 as a recent example. any time they need a hot black woman they are stuck with either halley berry, paula patton or megan goode. but they usually just go with someone disgusting like tessa thompson.

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i'm guessing no.
youtube.com/watch?v=aW_0MO-XKog

The record for most babies in a single labor is held by some bitch who got fertility doctored, what I am proposing would not be half of that record.

I find it strange how they couldn't. How they just give a production company a big bag of money and say "hey, here's for whatever".

>8 names
>six people
Quite the mystery here

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Because they have direct access to people’s watching behavior, and they know quality doesn’t mean dick.