WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?

>When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset… people die!

>we are sexy
>we are sexy bitches
One of my favourite movies I don't care how bad they may be.

Right? They are just so comfy and funny somehow... Its like Talladega Nights

yeah baby

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>austin powers threads lasting all day with good vibes

Sometimes this place is okay.

>Hey Powers! You Betta watch your frickin self cause this is one doctor who does make house calls. Right Mini-Me?

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The cruise reveal was fucking gold

>one Swedish made... Penis Enlarger Pump.

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Making pointless sequels worked for Austin Powers movies, why not Austin Powers threads?

I still consider buying one from time to time

HOW ABOUT NO?

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Somebody stream some Austin Powers on cytube so we can all fag out together.

The line before is great.
>Hey Dr Evil, can I paint his yahoo gooold, it's kinda my thing.

Would be one of the better streams in a while. Let's do all 3 in a row.

One each weekend would be better, not everyone can set aside eight hours to watch movies in one sitting.

tru

How can someone call themselves a film aficionado if they can't set aside 8 hours on a whim to enjoy some peak boomerkino?

allow myself to prove you wrong

>The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

>He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Absolutely fucking GOAT line right there. I can't even believe something so genius was written for this movie.

just like the stargate threads
Yea Forums is one of the most based boards

>lmao so le wacky and randumb!
>genius

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Official Austin Powers Power Ranking
2
1
POWER GAP
3

>WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?

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>t. chestnut
Get a fucking job

There are only two things that I can't stand in this world
people who are intolerant of other people's cultures
and the Dutch

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Holy shit you could not be any more zoomer and reddit than this. Clear indication you haven't seen the movie ever, no one with a soul wouldn't crack up at this movie.

Maybe my favorite AP scene
youtube.com/watch?v=HkzMA1jrm00

...to myself.

Never watch that shit while eating popcorn. I snorted a kernel I laughed so hard then I had to blow my nose to get it out while laughing and snorting.

Get The phuck Out Of My Thread, you incorrigible horse's ass!

>everyone of my generation has as shitty taste as I do!
keep telling yourself that, faggot

>a penchant for buggery

WTF?

But his is wrong. 3 was a worthy sequel to a sequel.

Oh Phuck Off, won't You!

So you admit you are a zoomer.

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is this le circle le reddit le jerk le quote le thread???
where we repeat the same lines that we've all heard because it's only 3 fucking movies long??
just like star wars did in the 70s and 80s throughout the 90s and those kids were fucking nerds who nobody liked because they kept repeating the same fucking lines?????

I was using greentext to imply your retarded thought process, newfag
try to keep up

Yep pull up a chair friend :D

They don't make comedies like Austin Powers anymore. Where there is a real plot and the characters act within their personalities and take the situations seriously but their personalities are fucking retarded.

God you guys are fags

low-effort

also zoomer opinions literally do not matter

bet you subhumans loved the scary movie series too

Did somebody say something?

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he liked to fuck people in the ass user

or get fucked in the ass, the context is unclear

>I’d like to be a vet
>An evil vet?
>Or run a petting zoo
>An evil petting zoo?
>you always do this!

Alright, zip it

neck yourself nigger

Don't you have school tomorrow little user? Get your ass to bed

...

lmao they never have any arguments and they think their opinions matter at all

and they always take the snarky faggot approach like no surprise at all they think fucking baby driver is "kino"

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, Ex-zip-it A

ziiiiiiiip

DADDY
DADDY WASN'T THERE

So /ourguy/ then?

Youre all in here shitting on a legit great comedy while trying to posture yourself as anti-reddit for whatever fucking reason. If thats what you need to do to feel happy then be my guest lmao, the rest of us are quoting some kino, faggots.

this was aimed at zoomers I'm here to discuss kino with you, friend.

Scary Movie 1 is unironically kino.

underrated

>last thread was kino lets go again
not
>last thread was kino lets go for number two

That would be telling.