Let's go blow this guy

I waifu'd her after The Blindside. The thought of her bringing home a black as night 18 year old bull to live with us makes me shake with ecstasy.

is this real life

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Zoomers were a mistake

>user you are fined one half credit for violation of the verbal morality code
youtu.be/dz4HEEiJuGo

Fuck you motherfucker

go back to r/The_Donald please

I always was kinda surprised Bullock was not reveled to be Stallone's daughter in the end. It would have turned things super awkward.

>middle of the road film upon its release
>retroactively a classic because of how awful blockbusters have become since then

I don't think so pal, it's objectively a great movie. A wonderful mix of action, social commentary and comedy. Each scene serves a purpose to the story, each character has an interesting personality and has an important part to play, every action scene switches up the weapons and setting, culminating of course in the final battle that mirrors and completes the opening scenario. Poetry in motion. A 10/10 movie if you aren't gay.

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Oldfag reporting

It wasn't a must-see but it had decent media exposure and reviews. Word of mouth when it hit VHS was strong. It was always well-liked and oft-quoted back in the day.

What you're thinking of is something like Last Action Hero or Predator 2, where a genuinely middling 25+ year old movie is now revered because it retains a level of craft, invention, and entertainment factor far superior to today's milquetoast multiplex shite.

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Kek. Sooo 90z (笑´・艸・)

It was great popcorn movie when it came out but it's retroactively more prescient because the future it predicted has come to pass. Just like Idiocracy.

>>middle of the road film upon its release
Simply not true. It was pretty fucking popular when it was released, and even bigger when it came out on VHS.

This is the role that made her career.

fuck the pizza hut version of this. how do i get taco bell version.

another good idea shitty execution movie

And, in the context of the time it came out, it had two of the hottest stars in Hollywood in it. Snipes was on a roll, and Stallone? Easy ticket sales.

no

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I thought it was Michael Shamon Jackson

I didn't know Michael looked that good in 90's

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SHI-MO-nAH

It was nearly impossible to find a copy at Blockbuster on a weekend when it was first released on VHS.

that’s not the only thing he’s going to steal

How do the shells even work??

I never used to think much of her back in the day when I was younger, but I came to realize how badly she needs to be sodomized

quiet, hershey

I thought Speed made her career

shit! the ayuwoki

>ywn be her toilet

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This shit writes itself

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Yes

That thing has a rapist scowl from the day it was born.

I still have no idea about those seashells. Anyone?

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Pizza Hut was for the international market that don't know the joys of Taco Bell or freedom.

Pugs are bad news, my man

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I would definitely strap on a sex helmet with Sandra Bullock.

>another good idea shitty execution movie
The 3 seashells was one of the best things to ever happen to cinema.

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What’s the story behind this picture?

Bullock is german, so she's mentally cucked

God-tier feet

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>I still have no idea about those seashells. Anyone?
He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells, hahhahahahhah!

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The shells are just decoration, it's all just a big inside joke, they all curse at the electronic ticket writing hall monitor when they have to take a shit.

People Saud her husband was a secret Nazi so she shouted blecks to avoid the Jew

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i once watched this movie 7 times in one day. so comfy.

All About Steve did not deserve a razzie award. It was a decent, slightly quirky romantic comedy with all the zany elements tossed in to keep it fun and light.

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Honkey ass bitch

Could you imagine if that came out today and how riled up the trannies would be.

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It was a fun film. Razzie deserves a fucking Oscar nowadays, that how fucking bad they are.