/ourboy/ is in it
Are you ready for new Woody Allen kino?
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looks like Joaquin the joker
Looks cute af, love them both
fuck why does Timothy Chalamet looks like what I've always wanted to look like ever since I was a kid and is getting to date the kind of girl I ever wanted to date and meanwhile I'm a fat slob piece of shit slowly dying in front of a computer?
Why can't this jew creep just fucking die already
>Many of the stars of the film, including Chalamet and Hall, agreed to donate their salaries from the film to Time’s Up and LGBT charities.
based
>Woody Allen
Is he at least going to give /ourguy/ Spacey a second chance?
>>>/twitter/
Hope that's a sarcastic based, for your sake
I'm watching it only for Elle.
I'm kinda tired of Woody Allen to be honest.
It's not sarcastic you /pol/cel scum, it's based they donated money to help the LGBTQ cause
Genetics.
woody allen is a piece of shit
He just worked harder than you and has a better attitude
no u
Good for da dude !!!
No it's not, literal fag
looks cute.
also woody allen did literally nothing wrong
Seethe more
I want to have a threesome with them desu
truth pain and simple
Can we stop pretending Smelle isn't hideous, please?
she's fine, man
As if anyone today wears such 70's lookin ass clothes
Fine for a fucking ghoulish specter of the sins of mankind.
Ugliest nose in the business. Her face looks like its carved out of butter.
O.W.: I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
H.J.: I’ve never understood why. Have you met him?
O.W.: Oh, yes. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
H.J.: He’s not arrogant; he’s shy.
O.W.: He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.
Where is Selena Gomez?
just timmy for me
why is woody's every film's protag his self-insert? he's even dressed like him here
you’re delusional
>he will never sexually bully my dick
depressed
>will never get to worship his beautiful concave torso
why live
Timmy/CMBYN motivated me to lose weight, don't let that shit make you jealous/bitter let it inspire and motivate you instead. don't just sit there and be ugly and fat, become ugly and skinny like me instead.
I want to bite his tiny nipples!
Based user, you inspire me too
pedo jew movies!
nice job user, right pic looks really good. skinny boys are the absolute best and cutest
well done asshole, now i've got to do something about my life, ugh. for cereal though, well done
>tfw skinny Jew twink with timmy’s hair
Life on easy mode, lads
>hits on barely legals as a 40 yr old
>raise a stepdaughter from a young age
>have sex with her once she turns 18
>in the house of his wife and her mother
>similar to shitting in your bed
seems wrong
>>raise a stepdaughter from a young age
Completely false.
post pic
might be a bit uncouth but none of it is morally wrong. mia farrow emotionally terrorized that household
>woody allen did literally nothing wrong
Well he's a Jew, so he had already done wrong before he started to molest his gook kid, whoever she was or whatever.
I believe in you user, godspeed
edgy
>Elle Fanning still starring in these shitty flicks (and nobody watches Woody Allen anymore) instead of becoming an A-lister
JUST
"her first friendly interaction with Allen took place when she was injured playing soccer during 11th grade and Allen offered to transport her to school. Following her injury, Previn began attending New York Knicks basketball games with Allen.
In January 1992, Farrow found nude photographs of Previn in Allen's home. Allen, then 56, told Farrow that he had taken the photos the day before, approximately two weeks after he and Previn had first engaged in sexual intercourse."
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In Woody Allen’s 1979 comedy Manhattan, the filmmaker, then 44, dated a 17-year-old character played by Mariel Hemingway. ...according to the actress in a forthcoming memoir, also the unwanted romantic attention of Allen.
...Hemingway claims that Allen attempted to lure her to Paris once she turned 18—two years after she had filmed Manhattan. “Our relationship was platonic, but I started to see that he had a kind of crush on me, though I dismissed it as the kind of thing that seemed to happen any time middle-aged men got around young women,” writes Hemingway. The actress suggests that Allen attempted to act upon the crush by flying to her parents’ home in Idaho and inviting the teen to Europe.
According to an excerpt obtained by Fox News, the actress cautioned her parents “that I didn’t know what the [sleeping] arrangement was going to be [in Paris], that I wasn’t sure if I was even going to have my own room. Woody hadn’t said that. He hadn’t even hinted it. But I wanted them to put their foot down. They didn’t. They kept lightly encouraging me.”
so he was attracted to young women. big deal. not a crime
kino costumes