Is he /ourguy/? he literally blows the black sheriff apart bit by bit

>guerilla marketing
I'm literally a man in my mom's basement you retard. I'm not getting paid anything, I just like what I saw

someone post the webm

I'm gonna watch a camrip of it marketer, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! AND I don't have any friends, so I have no one to tell about it that might spend money! Look who's rekt now.

>your generic edgy horror/thriller superpower flick
miss me with that gay shit

Even unironically speaking like those subhumans that use that type of language should be bannable.

...

Someone post the jaw WEBM.

As opposed to gorilla marketing?

Stealing the symbol from Berserk...

he sure looks redpilled

anyone got a torrent link? public one please, no private fags allowed. Im an an actual male.

>2019
>torrents

sorry if i offended you, it's only that i live in a free country where the government doesn't track what i do with my internet bandwidth, i know this sounds unvelieavable to you but it's real, i can download anything i want ithout getting letters accu=sing me of copyright infringment.

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That was alright. I wish it was a bit more fleshed out. Good kills/gore, punchable dipshit kid, based "He's not our son he's some thing we found in the fucking woods" dad. Decent genre schlock, but in the end it half-asses both the horror and the capeshit.
The director's previous movie (The Hive) was way better.

also:
>7 million budget
This movie is going to make so much money.

they show him without it in the previews bro

>cynical post-modern everyone is a fucking asshole "re-imagining" of Superman
Wow, very original, I'm sure the Gunns creamed their pants thinking about how fucking post-modern they were while they were making this.

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What impact, the film is so bad that literally it doesnt matter

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Black guy dying terribly in a horror movie... how bizarre

>I'm going to judge an entire film from a shitty camrip
How new are you?

A torrent for this crappy film is not needed

www3.123freemovies.net/watch-brightburn-2019-free-123movies.html?play=1

literally who?
fuck off with your reddit tv series or whatever the fuck this is

>what if superman was BAD
literally only enjoyable by single digit IQs

>incel superman
>/ourguy/
ahahahaha of course he is /yourguy/ you horrible sad faggots

This is a legitimately scary movie, the gore and sense of helplessness in it is pretty intense.

Spoilers?

The kid literally kills everyone on the planet

have sum orange slices for your seething haha

So he blows up the planet or something?

No he goes around individually brutally murdering people or causing natural disasters one country at a time

So that's what it leads to? Camrip has the ending scenes during the credits cut out so you only see him level some huge buildings.

>superman
Stop with this. This is 'what if Kakarrot hadn't become Goku and fulfilled his imperative to cleanse Earth?'. Toriyama should be either impressed or incensed about this take on a future DBZ managed to avoid through happenstance.

Can someone spoil the shit out of this for me?

thats awesome. honestly it's probably what id do if i had the same powers.

Typical Superman origin story for the first act, ship crashes, kid is adopted, starts off meek and bullied even as he starts realizing he's fucking invincible. His ship eventually gives off a signal that tells him something in an alien language (turns out to mean "Take the world."). Gets increasingly unhinged as the body count rises, mom finally tries to kill him in an act of desperation but he's too quick and strong, flying her high up into the lower atmosphere and drops her straight down, his last tie to humanity severed. Movie ends with a montage of him completely wrecking the world.

based

Sound pretty boring honestly.

Well I give them credit for not having a bullshit ending

>guerilla marketing

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The trailer spoils the whole movie. The best part is the kid crushing some girls hand after she shoved him.

Thanks, pham.

Just watched the movie.

Is it normal in Burgerland to gift a fucking rifle to a 12 year old? Fucking hell.

21 to drink, 18 to have sex, but apparently a 12 year old child can handle a gun.

I watched the cam rip. It wasn’t great, not terrible though. The version I watched has the credits cut out after a few seconds. Does he go around the world killing people? Are there any good sequences?

its just boring news footage of buildings collapsing and shit. nothing interesting at all.

>literal depiction of kike's talmudic messiah
You're as smart as a nigger

but he kills all the kikes too

someone post .webms of the goriest parts

is this movie worth the ticket price?

12 is even kind of old for a first rifle, tee-bee-eightch

where 2 find camrip

same shit as superboy prime in comics. maybe for cinema is original in capeshit scenario, but in comicbook vision is cliche

No wonder burgers get mass shootings every week.

Out in the country, yeah, it's extremely common for kids that age to get a gun. When you live on your own property and your closest neighbor is like half a mile away, you have plenty of space to go shooting without risk to anybody but yourself, if you're stupid. So pretty much once a kid is old enough to go hunting it's not uncommon for them to get a .22 or something for Christmas or their birthday.

It's less common in suburbs, and basically impossible in cities because of how cucked they are about guns.

I had a 20g shotgun at the age of ten.

Considering how many guns there are in the country, we actually have a very, very low number of violent gun crimes. And overall violent crime has trended downward over the last 30 years. What's trended up since then is the number of 24 hour news outlets and their need for sensationalism.

If you want a real correlation between school violence and American society, look at the prevalence of single parent households, since basically every school shooter was raised in one. Not only are most of them from single parent households, but they also typically have a history of abuse and bad relationships with adults/authority figures. These kids are able to get weapons and plan violence most usually cause there's nobody really keeping an eye on them or getting them help for their psychological issues (which, again, another strong correlation between mental disorders/illness and school shooters).

Whats it like knowing that American children are given more freedoms than you

>single parent households
Of course is their fault kids get guns and shoot someone.
I can go to the mall and dont get shoot
I can go to school/college and dont get shoot
I can walk at night and dont get shoot
I can protest and dont get shoot
I can go out of my house and come back alive
I feel pretty free and safe

strange, I do all that as well

>kills black guy with a job

absolutely not, at least that black guy paid taxes this guy is not our guy

Didnt you have more freedom ?

You're too stupid to even understand what I meant, and that's why you're asking for a torrent, the absolute worst form of piracy.

I can do all those things too. There's never been a shooting spree incident in my town for as long as its existed, in fact violent crime in general is quite low, far below the national average. By sheer coincidence my town is overwhelmingly white and has a black population of less than 3%, the largest minority group is East Asian and they are still less than 10%.

Felt like a one off TV show episode from Supernatural or something. Not worth the time, even though it's not even an hour and a half long.

yep, I do all that and get to own guns. you are not a smart person

where can i read this? specific comic your refering to?

does this have an original ending or they kill him/depower him/lobotomize him?

Why do people need guns?

>>what if superman was REAL
Fix'd. Sorry to destroy your kiddy delusions.

Most people in America enjoy that too, it's mainly only people who live in or near ghettos with lots of minorities that experience violence on a daily basis. If you live a comfy suburb you will likely experience far less danger than anybody living in a major European city.

How can he cause natural disasters? Like run around so fast he creates a tornado?

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Name one.

This, desu. Not really much of a story there.

>he thinks everybody is evil
...user, that doesn't fare well for you

It's called the bill of rights, not the bill of needs. Thanks to the way our constitution is set up it's damn near impossible to get rid of peoples' rights here.

they are fun, plus this

>There's never been a shooting spree incident in my town for as long as its existed
You cant extrapolate using just the population of your town to the population of your country. Your country still has more shootings than the rest of the world.

All americans are spied on. Which is pretty sad. You are a captive people.

i wouldnt be surprised if james gunn poasts here

where are you from?

Ireland.

Don't even bother trying to argue with Europoors, they're completely delusional.

oh you reall

Im not arguing. Just saying that a nation where every single person is electronically spied on is not a nation that should be boasting about freedom.

>he literally blows the black sheriff apart bit by bit

I bet he also blew James Gunns, who's a hollywood pedophile.

Ireland
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yea we are the captive people, sure thing

Is this supposed to be a comedy?

Jealous?

>he thinks the kid's actions were evil
Oh child...

>Im not arguing
yes you are, you stupid potato

>that doesn't fare well for you
>fare

You were trying to sound clever but you used the wrong word. The word you were looking for was "bode".

In what was does my government abuse its people?

The fuck

not him but miracleman did it even earlier with the 'kid miracleman' character losing his mind and murdering a bunch of people

>You are a captive people.

Sure. Britain literally has the thought police now. Enjoy your hate speech laws.

caldronpool.com/uk-man-details-run-in-with-britains-thought-police-no-crime-has-been-committed-but-i-need-to-check-your-thinking/

Im not British lmao.

Imagine thinking Brittan doesn't own you

That's wrong though you fucking idiot. Fare makes sense in that context. "Fair" does not. Do you even know what you're saying?

Ireland is literally owned by Britain.

>lives a ferry ride away from CCTV cameras on literally every corner, need a license for everything, Bongistan
>says Americans are electronically spied on
K.

If the NSA wants to see the weird shit I jerk it to, more power to 'em, doesn't hurt me any; and I don't need a license for it.

Ireland doesn't even own its whole island and its small as fuck, SAD.

Its no use, you can argue nor talk about shit without the "you cant talk if you are..." or "you are from "x" lmao". Burger country is near perfect, shootings are normal and their politics and government are with no problem. Freedom nigga.

it's a 1:30 hour movie, at it's not slow so yes, it's worth it.

Its mindblowing how mentally castrated they are.

Now THIS is cope. Just say you know nothing about Ireland instead of pretending its the UK. You wont look so stupid.

they own 1/4th of you island

my camrip cuts just after the credits show the building colapse, which camrip it's complete?

Isnt Canada almost as big the US? They own lots of your continent. Also whites are now a minority in the US. So yeah.

>Isnt Canada almost as big the US? They own lots of your continent
if you think this is in any way the same as north Ireland your school system has failed you

>"That doesn't fare well for you."

Moron. You literally used the wrong word no matter how you spell it.

I don't imagine Ireland being a major world target anytime soon, so I'm sure the biggest village police reports involve drunken brawls or stolen sheep, given Ireland is the size of a thimble on a world map.

America however has states bigger than your entire nation, and we're sort of on an international shit-list for most people. While I don't appreciate being spied on, I understand the necessity of it. More attacks (terrorist or otherwise) are thwarted by the FBI every day than any average joe realizes.

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LOL what an load of garbage
i have superhuman like ability to sense bad movies and my senses are tingling extra hard to that trailer. mix literal capeshit with the absolute shitty modern jumpscare horror. holy shit. worst movie 2019 inc.

Its actually EXACTLY the same thing. Did you lose Canada to the British or did you take the US from the British?

Ireland has a smaller popular than Moscow. And whatever brain it might've had has long since been drained.

There's actually no jumpscares, it's more boring than that. It has nothing going for it.

We are ranked considerably higher than the US in PISA rankings.

Gun rights in America are awesome. Better to instill proper gun usage at a younger age

Because the US is massive and each state is as big as your nation. 6 million people vs 300+ million. It's not rocket science to figure this out, and it's pathetic you can't logic your way through it. You are a fraction of nothing. We have states in the US that do more than your entire country does.

Why not just make an Ultraman movie?

>Also whites are now a minority in the US.
oh boy, please explain

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we took the 13 colonies from the British, not canada. Cant lose what you never had. you retard. also the french were a player in leaf land as well

Lel this is bait. No one is that stupid.

Are you fucking retarded?? The director is a kike, the movie is focused on revenge to a disgusting degree, kikes live by the motto an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, this movie as I said is the depiction of the Jewish Talmudic messiah, what do you not understand???!!

>You cant lose what you never had
Its funny that you can say that and still not understand. Do you think Ireland was ever a country that covered the whole island of Ireland?

The jews seem pretty based then

We are all too busy redpilling our fellow anons about the jews. Once the day of the rope happens then we will start procreating again.

>Explain
A minority of your children are white.
Under 20s are majority non white. Thats the US as we know it over. Constantinople became Turkey when its demographics changed.

whens the reckoning day?

White Americans like a challenge so they are gonna wait 20 more years till white adults are a minority. Then when there are very few of them they will rise up.

sometime between now and when it ends

So you lied?

If that helps you COPE

>Get called out for making shit up on Yea Forums
>hahaha, you're so mad
wow, based europoster really making me think

>literally evil goku

Are the majority of children in the US white or not?

This is part of a childishly transparent viral marketing campaign for this utter fucking dreck and mods would be doing us a big favor if they IP banned the people who have been making these threads for the last 48 hours.

This is even more obvious than It Follows was.

Normal for anywhere not highly urbanized, yes. Hunting is still a thing here. In Texas, you can shoot wild pigs year-round because they're a menace. Apart from in the major cities, it's likely a kid is going to learn to shoot and hunt early on. These were skills that enabled many families to weather the Great Depression without starving to death due to lack of/high cost of food. It's only ever when resources are plentiful or government is insecure with its hold on power that gun ownership is seen as a sign of antisocial deviancy.

It's single mothers that make fucked up kids man, look into it

Most of us aren't white.

What are you going to do about it? You can't even say you're going to ignore the thread since it's too late for that rawk rawk!

So the Brits always owned northern Ireland?

If this gets a sequel will it show the "Aquaman" and "Wonder Woman" they mentioned in the credits?

> they're completely delusional.

Said a goy that will lay his life for the right of the kikes to screw him raw.

Ireland used to be a collection of four kingdoms. There's never been a point in Irish history where the entire island has been ruled by a single power, except in Tuatha de Danaan myths.

Dylann Roof was raised mainly by his dad, who was divorced I think twice. It's just that moms tend to win custody battles so a majority of fucked up kids in single parent homes are raised by single mothers as a result of that. Even if the mother tries her best it's hard to provide for a kid when you don't have any support. In Roof's case his dad was a piece of shit that abused and neglected him so it didn't matter.

"Northern Ireland" has only existed for a couple of decades. Yes, its always been in a union with the UK.

If you pathetic white cuckolds acted a little more like kikes maybe you wouldnt be going extinct in your own homelands.

>Schizo autist that doesn't have even notion of fantasy

Imagine being an actual, unironic NPC with no creativity whatsoever.
Are you from China, user?

t. a europoor slobbing on whatever cocks his caliph tells him to slob

>4 kingdoms.
If even. having a quarter of the Island under one king for a extended length of time was rare. Pre Normans.

How come Americans don't want to raise their children?

>busy redpilling our fellow anons about the jews
Help they are in my country :(

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Muh career. Americans care more about their jobs than they do about their personal lives. You ask an American "what do you do" and they tell you about their job. You ask them if they like their job most will say no, yet that's what they identify with, they have nothing else. It's sad.

You Irish are the most cucked faggots who ever existed.

At least im not being genocided.

Little boy
Little dick
Little ego
Little board
Little TV
Little err thang
Yeah he is ur got
Have sexy time niggas

funny. I was in a hostel in Italy and all the non-Americans kept asking me what I do for a living

The bust of the 1980s turned into the recession of the 1990s, so the zeitgeist changed to "everyone must work to prevent that from happening again". Now parents who stay at home to raise the kids are seen as anachronisms of a past age that led to national ruination and are shamed by their working peers, whose kids are being raised by strangers or underpaid and underfunded child care programs that are overwhelmed. The trend that's begun to appear in the major cities are poly-parental rearing, where a working couple has a kid then divorce, each finding another spouse or significant other to attach to and all of them take turns raising their half-sibling kids on a rotating schedule so the majority of them can still work without having to resort to hiring caretakers or putting the kids into the nightmare child care system.

So I didn't watch the whole thing just skip around since i'm not into gore, but it looks meh. Bad guys win again but that's everywhere I suppose. Just another piece of anti child propaganda that's it. Don't have kids westerners just ship them in from somewhere

I'm genociding you right now.

4 Irish kingdoms. So again you have lost the plot.

Read the thread before you post.

terrible