OH AL... Rub my tushie

kek

What's funny is when she took the nighty back, there was another girl wearing the exact same one. Al was turned on by her and her husband hated it. Then said, maybe if Peg was wearing it he would like it.

Ah wives. who needs em

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It's hot without that jacket that peg's wearing

So many childhood faps.

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>be al
>have big titted curvy milf wife
>not fucking her 100% of the time

hes married. you wouldn't understand

How many times did you nut to her?

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Al Bundy just wanted toasties not roasties.

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Let me check my spreadsheet and get back to you

BAD TO THE BONE....

Dozens if not hundreds

toaster leavin's

Why did you use an apostrophe?

there's an Argentinian version of "Married with Children", I fapped to both

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because fuck you that's why

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BRAAAAAPPPP

>Al beats the devil in a football game

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Okay, who wants a Tangwich?

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Never watched the show but
>has constantly hot wife who dresses up and looks good
>isn't fucking her constantly or making jokes that he will
>it's because he's married you wouldn't understand
Yeah that's majority bullshit. I've been in enough relationships to know that after a while the woman will start to feel more casual about her appearance and dress down unless going out

I'm an incel. Please explain to me why life is hard with a wife that looks like that? She just pesters you incessantly for your money right?

Honk honk

Its played up for drama obviously, I mean its a television show. But also theres the very real fact that people just get sick of each other the longer they're married, no matter the looks.
>argh my wife
Its really just boomer humor man.

bruh

Why are they sitting so close together?

is there a better running gag than 4 touchdowns in one game?

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how else could he sniff her

Based Isildur poster.

have sex

There's actually a great scene that addresses this in the show. Al and Peggy are in a store and Al is ignoring Peggy while checking out a hot blonde, meanwhile the hot blonde's husband is ignoring his wife and checking out Peggy. The show never tries to convince you that Peggy isn't hot, only that no matter how hot someone is eventually you'll get sick of their shit.

imagine owning just one porn movie and you have to fap to it day after day.
thats what marriage is like.

I'm convinced this is the central theme of Eyes Wide Shut and the cult stuff is mostly window dressing.

He still does, he's just playing the game and keeps the wife in check and insecure about her appearance. Also she's a major slob, spends all the money and nags at him hence why his lust for her usually is low.

Sounds good I’ve only jacked off to the same porno for 9 years

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUNDY

Recently I beat off to this vid that always used to get me off like a decade ago. It was nice and nostalgic.

I'd say, she's svelte by today's standards.

It's almost like television shows are fantasy

literally looks worse than a 2019 tranny