F L O P

F L O P

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who asked for this movie?

Why is Nicholas so damn sexy?

>little brother gets back from a date
>tells me how fucking awful it was
>my little brother who knows nothing about pacing tells me about how it was rushed and the pacing was horrible
If my brother was able to recognize how horrible it was. It was probably fucking awful.

LITERALLY no one.

Who is this cute male actor

wasnt it made without the family knowing

more like Flopkien

I mean I'm not that gay but I would watch this movie for the main actor alone desu.

Jokien

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I think we all know who we can blame for that.

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J. PG-13 PG-13 Tolkien

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>tfw nobody finds your movie P R E C I O U S

F

Tolkien was devout christan which had a profound effect on his life and works, not a single mention of christianity in the movie...

(((Hollywood)))

>be a devout christian
>smoke opium all day and write about elves

Checks out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FAGGOTS

>Disney releases their full movie slate through 2022
>this is literally the first movie on it
>dies

UH OH

WHY DO ALL HER MOVIES FLOP

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are they gonna mention his philosophy?

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So it's not tolkino...
Can't wait for them to ruin lotr and other Tolkien universe stuff with more lore rape
Hobbit and mordor vidya was bad enough
Based normie

someone post the daughter cucked one

Friendly reminder that only the books are canon.

Normies have surprising insight sometimes. Like my normie bro telling me that he prefers anime subs simply for the fact that the english voice acting is bad.

They have that childlike nature I'm often surprised they have opinions that contradict social norms still
no shit

>blaming the only reason to watch this shitshow
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tell ya what lad, one thing is not flopping right now and you can guess what it is

(It’s my penis)

What's the problem? They're making a movie just as boring and shitty as the LotR universe.