STOP COCKBLOCKING DATES I KNOW ITS YOU INCEL PIECES OF SHIT

Literally just move seats

>watching movies
plebs

yeah believe it or not a girl doesnt want to make out with some creep next to us watching us. and everytime the guy literally just stares at us. i fucking hate you people

Are you literally 15?

Don't act like you're entitled to the privacy to make out in public when you're too impoverished and pathetic to move out.

wow sorry im not rich enough at 18 to have my own place.

>not having anal sex right next to him

Keep making out, fuck ur gf and make sure to cum in his direction.

Just move your seats dumb zoomer

thats makes it too obvious you just want to make out.

this.

Public display of affection is illegal in theatres you despicable mongrel. I wouldve called 911 then testified at your trial and beemed with satisfaction as they gave you the chair you criminal scum

>wow sorry im not rich enough at 18 to have my own place.
If you cant afford to move out then you're objectively too pathetic to have a gf. You're on the same level as the incels, you just dont want to admit it.

I get paid to do this by the kinoplex.
They dont want your cum all over the seats retard

My fiance and I cockblock all the time, especially during prom and homecoming time when the high schoolers are out on dates. We will talk loudly about hating each other's parents or bitching about what we're eating. If we go to the movies and it's trash, we will talk loudly about how movies were better when we were kids (we're both 30-something boomers, probably explains why we haven't gotten married to anyone else before meeting). Sometimes, when we are at a nice restaurant and it's obvious there's people trying to get all romantic, I'll talk about how the food is good but I'll shit thunder for hours afterwards (I have short bowel syndrome) so it's really not worth it while she'll agree and ask me if I can possibly not crap so loudly and I regale her with the time I got my asshole waxed and it made it louder.

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You're the beta in this scenario.

Tell him to go away.

Shame I'm a gymcel, or I would totally start doing this now. Why it didn't occur to me earlier is mystifying to me. I'm still a master of the creepy unbroken stare though, and even though I have no interest in anyone not of my own age group, It's been said I give off strong pedo vibes.

Entitled prick. Just move seats.

Should've just kept kissing her. That would've been alpha as fuck but you didn't. You deserved it honestly.

>if you cant literally afford your own place at 18 you cant have a gf
are you kidding me? people arent moving out till 25 now

Just wait until someone decides to kick your ass in front of your bitch lmao

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Are you retarded? Of course shit like this happens. It's just that OP was the creepy fat fuck sitting down beside the girl

I suppose I should have clarified; if you're not alpha enough to pull a gf/fuckbud who doesn't mind you living with your parents and if you can't assert your dominance over your parents, then you're too pathetic to get a GF until you move out. I regularly have my mommygf come over to my mom's house and I fuck her for hours while my mom sleeps across the hall

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How exactly is that cockblocking you ? Am I missing something or is OP an autistic sperg

>i'm 6'4" 230 and she's 6'0" 160
>both /fit/
That goes a long way to deterring random people from speaking up.

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>be designated no singles policy enforcer
>see an incel in the kinoplex
>drag him to the men's stalls and brutally anal rape him while forcing him to read me blackpill comics
>the theater staff cheers me on
Dont worry OP the no singles policy won't be seeing any violations for a while after that.

>she's 6'0" 160
m-mommy

>Being a degenerate in public
>Not cuddling and making out while you watch your collection of criterion films on yout couch

>my parents are home we cant. theres a fucking reason young people go to make out at the theater assholes
there are rules about how old you have to be to use this site you know

why? i was there first.

The beta OP vs the Chad incel

lol your fucking a dude in a wig, fat fuck.

Traps aren't gay, bro. What are you, low test? You should lift more and skip cardio.

Who gives a shit you anxiety riddled faggot

Move seats
Have sex

Who the fuck cares? If it bothers you that much just pretend you're leaving the theater then go sit in the back.