Have you ever met a celebrity?

I recently had the chance to meet Taylor Swift but i was sick and couldnt make to the show. Heres my family with her

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marry fuck kill kill

I have met loads user in a lot of different situations, nothing special about meeting them they are just normal people. Two things though
>how was Taylor?
>would smash red dress, nice.

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Taylor Swift is a racist domme lesbian, right? Do you think she made your filthy Amerimutt family tongue worship her body before they could take that photo?

marry/have sex, kill, kill, kill

My sister met Steve Carrell at a coffeehouse

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marry tay
fuck middle
kill PRAXIS

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I want to lick your """sister"""s butthole

damn shawty

Based Jak and Daxter poster

you can see the pain in Steve's eyes knowing he can't just plow her right then and there

Karl Urban, John Rhys Davies, Sean Austin, most of the cast of GoT, and former president GW Bush.

this pic has been around forever. that's not your family

My sisters met Taylor too

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nigger

cute!

Bitches so black their lips look like they're clawing their way out from a void

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I wanna suck those tits

I met Gérard Depadieu on a restaurant

Only at Cons
Ive met Verne Troyer (wasn't looking too good)
Grant Imahara for Myth Busters (seem to really enjoy what he was doing, very open to questions about his work)
and Micheal Rooker (It was one of those standard stand inline meet and greet's but still he puts on a super cool 'guy you can have a beer with' personality at cons)

>REVOKE THEIR BLACK CARD!!

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When I worked at a steak house based Mel came over, (wasn’t on shift) apparently he was an ass

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Old Pasta

>me on the left

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nice lady, bloody tall tho

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Me in the back

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Me on the right ;)

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>smartphone
>not smart enough to realize that the skin of black people absorbs light
>can't compensate for this
RACIST MUCH?

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Why can't all women have this body?

ALL THE TIME

MY CITY IS CRAWLING WITH THEM

AN A-LIST ACTOR LIVES IN MY BUILDING

I drank with Michael Rooker once. Just talked music and shot the shit cause our plane was delayed

that nigga paid his money so he gets to hug her

Me in the right haha

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TAYLOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Notice how Taylor looks a little bit disgusted on the inside while feigning that smile...

Was this when she was at the repeal the 13th amendment rally? Now go google the 13th amendment you dumb fuck

>Yea Forums on the right

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me on the right

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Where can I take a photo with Taytay?

Disgusting motherfucker

My wife and her kid

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because niggers brainwashed people into thinking woman need to have huge disgusting cellulite filled asses

>niggers
my man if you can't appreciate a well-rounded but toned ass (and not literal nigger-tier) then you might be gay

>thinking tv is cringe nazi garbage

Big off have sex and go back to pol

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I'm a man and I have a body like that

are you jealous incel?

have sex

Make daughters.

She was so nice haha

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nigga this is jared from justjared.com
there is another fan photo of an actual fan picking her up but I don't have it right now

Lili is not A-list user.

>cracks open monster
>takes a sip
Ahh.
>wipes dribble from chin
Yep. And now we wait for the /pol/acks to start seething.

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No you imbecile those guys are clearly MS13.

I met John Hurt a few times. I skipped out on a chance to see Hell Boy in the cinema with him because I had a fight with his son.

I watched some shitty romcom with him, his ex wife and his ex wife's new husband. He was a cool guy. A girl asked him once to do the Ollivander Harry Potter "no, no, definitely not" and he didn't really seem to know what she was talking about. He just quipped "well, you do it better than me anyways."

Cringe

Jealous?

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GIVE ME A TAYTAY GF NOW

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WATCH UR GIRL COLE

I SEEN HER LOOKIN

Pic related is me holding her foot lol

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She not the only one

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I met Jesse Ventura once

I'd fuck all four of them and then move on because marriage is for cucks and murder is barbaric.

Checked
Would you be the same user that keeps say they had sex with her a her of years ago?

why does everyone think this girl is so hot? she’s barely above average

bobs