Heh

>americans

today's my birthday too, the big three SNEEDs

Do Drivers licenses in America really have your weight on them? Do you have to get a new one every time you gain or lose a few pounds? Will you go to jail for your weight not matching your license?

Sneedricans

happy birthday homer

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Sneed feed and seed

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I'm 5'7 and I weigh 240 and I guarantee you I'm tougher then everyone ITT, I played high school football and I guarantee I get more pussy then you idiots do too. Stupid fuck sneedposters, kys yourselves

happy birthday sneed

cheese man

Yeah your fat ass probably rapes everyone

happy sneeday

>I played football
>I fuck chicks
What the hell are you even doing here?

sneed man

Is sneedposting still funny? Was it ever?

Lying

Sneedposting

It still is

SNEED
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No. Yes, kinda.

no but it probably depends on state, where I live, you just give them your height/weight when you first get the license

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Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

S N E E D

happy birthday homer

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Happy sneeday sneed

>5'7"
lol

I don't get it

Very
Sneed

Sneed sells feed and seed

>Homer is 63 years old

Oh we're just razzin' ya.

Sneed licence

Homer is a 62 yo man

It's his 64th birthday, you mong.

>Sneed is 63 years old

It's his 64th sneeday, you chuck

so the 5th of december? Who did you post it today?

>soil ph is 9.6

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Low energy dead meme, I give it a month before it fizzles out completely

Because sneed

I give it 7 to 8 years max

Sneed feed and seed

Sneeeeeeeeed

Im filing my Nut Report daily, why aren't you? As long as you arent doing anything wrong theres no sneed to worry

Sneed

Sneeeeeed

Sneeeeeeedeeeeeeeeed

happy birthday user

Attention all customers! Sneed, that is all.

Happy sneed

Stop saying Sneed in there!

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habby bird day user
30's the age i'm dreading hitting the most and it's just around the corner too

Sneed

>This is literally what a 36-year-old boomer looked like in 1992

Sneed

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>This is literally what a 36-year-old sneed looked like in 1992

Bown on the 5th of december 1956? That means he is 60 years old in 2016 and it's 2019 but it's not december yet so he's +2 which equals 62 years old today.

>240lbs
>6feet tall

That's the weight of an average preschooler in america

Sneed

That's the ph of an average soil in america

Well that's just superstition

Sneppy Sneeday Sneed

>manlet fatso
Lmaoooo

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sneed

he sells feed

Does Sneed have a farmer's license?

No. He turns the people that know into feed and seed

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Thats a BMI of 32.5, anything above 30 is obese.

Mine's up around 9.6, but it should be 7 or 8 max.

were you the punter

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Homer would have an insanely high bf% though

chucked, fucked and sucked.

formerly the two niner

what about his pH %

Are you stupid? His birthday is 5th of December

Is that what happened to Chuck?

Homer has an abnormally long head, that doesn't spread out his weight.

Imagine the ego of this artist using that watermark.

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one of the best jokes

Who's older Chuck or Sneed?

>sneedposters have no longer any idea so they replace every word by sneed and still think its funny

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>feedposters have no longer any pH so they replace every seed by sneed and still think its chucky

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based

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formerly 72

Imagine the ego of this sneed using that feed and seed.

Post your ankles lard lungs, go ahead, gain the momentum to barely reach your feet, then unroll those diabetes socks off, and post pics. I'll be waiting.
>Sneed

Pardon us Mr. Gucci loafers

sneed is 78, chuck is 96

S-............S-...Sneed ?

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Oh......ooh my......oooh my oh my.

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wtf I thought his birthday was 11/05

>kys yourselves

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actually its November 7th

My birthday was yesteday user, the big 32. It sucked ass because I I don't get almost any gifts anymore. The only good thing was the cake my sister bought for "me". Also EVERY FUCKING YEAR I basically have to share my birthday with my mom because Mother's Day is always right around my birthday. I think one year it actually was on my birthday somehow.

I don't get this sneed meme btw. Never heard of it until this thread.

pls don't eat me

why don't we sneed up capeshit threads? why only simpsons threads? capeshit and got is far more cancerous to this site

>5'7"
Oh nooooo

I'm turning 30 in july. Makes me think about the progression of time and how little time we actually have before we die.

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This thread Needs more sneed

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