The chad dwarf vs the virgin midge

Dinklage has a normal height wife AND children

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He's a big guy

alpha as fuck

> going on the slide alongside his kid
dude has the most based life

tyrion wearing lifts LOL

his kids are normal?

This dude is just a winner.

good on him

Why are French comics so racist?

One can only surrender so much before they crack

yeah except dinklage has human children with a normal sized woman whereas midge supreme has a litter of goblins with a fronthole midge

I respect a dwarf who takes advantage of his height to use children's toys

>nobody will recognize me with my du rag and aviators!

Being famous and a dwarf must be a massive pain, lol

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kid's a bit old to be in a carriage

but is that leash for a dog or his kid?
if it is for his kid then he's a faggot

>leash for kid
what the fuck

dinklage is based and wholesome

>marrying a normal sized woman
fucking race traitor piece of shit

it is a common practice now because parents don't teach their kids anything they just leash 'em like an animal

Could Dinklage kick Warwick Davies?

pipe down there midge or you might find yourself locked in a cellar somewhere with no food for days and days

what is the internal dwarf politics about mixing outside of the dwarf community? do they actually get asshurt about it when you mix out?

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I feel bad for warwick because some dude could just run up and put his family under his arm and run off and there is nothing he could do about it

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have to check in with orzammar first before I can answer any such questions

>racist
What the fuck are you on ?

random trivia for all the dwarf threads popping up recently, the whole idea of surly dwarf miners/craftsmen comes from real life, dwarves were used to mine shit since they were small and tend to have decent upper body strength, communities of dwarves were encouraged to stick together and breed to create more dwarves who grew up in dwarf villages near mines, hence the idea of surly miner craftsmen dwarves
>tldr: fantasy dwarves were basically real

you think he isn't packing secret heat

you think in this day and age of dwarves getting kicked or thrown about in the street while the cops just sit in their cars watching for fun that any dwarf leaves their house without some high-calibre offensive defense

you're living in candy dreamworld user,

Like he could get on anything

When is Warwick moving home ?

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sounds like kino, any good documentaries on this?

Based. I wish I could grow facial hair as well as him

>holds her hand like a child
Haha I wonder what their sex is like haha

There's that episode of Idiot abroad where Karl Pilkington goes there and I think he calls Warwick about it and he gives him an earful about how it's wrong.

We need to be careful, these things get together and they gossip

not really dwarfs hate it, surly little fucks

shit made me wheeze lmfao

absolutely based, shame that the soi midge epidemic ruined it all

Yeah i know....

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he looks like a pint-size richard branson

How can a dwarf even conceal carry when the gun is half the size of them?

Why do Midge's always wear ugly shoes?

Mirin' forearms

Then Karl calls him out on his advertising picture being him on a shelf. Based.

I believe you're excommunicated from The Lollipop Guild

>it is a common practice now
maybe in your hallucinations, you fucking degenerate

midgets work in reverse

The smaller the better

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Hmm

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Well if you really wanna know you do have Verne's sex tape. I mean it's probably not as bad as that one... But I don't see it being much better either.

probably the one strong benefit to being a small dude is that you get to treat your wife like your mom but with dickings added in

I used to work at a little mom & pop arcade in a mall and saw it all the time
how the fuck am I a degenerate for witnessing something in public you dumb cunt

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seems a tad bit cruel to me to have children knowing full well they will be stumpy. i guess they enjoy their lives so they think their children will be happy as well but i'd be pissed to be the child of not one, but TWO midgets

at least dinklage's kid seems to be taking the not dwarf genes

For me? It's Billy Barty.

2 of warwicks kids died too, like born with eldritch abomination birth defects like their jaw being fused to their feet or some shit

fucking choked laughing

Brutal mog

Like with any group of minorities, there's a wide variety of contrasting beliefs. There are people like Peter Dinklage who want their differences to be accepted and seen as mainly incidental, and there are those like Warwick Davis who want to be treated like a king and who keeps calling attention to his littleness like it's the only important thing about his life.

Love this based bloke ,not in homo way like midge faggot

EASY

Top Kek
angry warwickes was great in them star trek films

LOTR
nasty midge has no sense of humour , is a dreadful tiny cretin

Based

angry midge thinks he is a real actor keks

>*tiny feet shuffling noise*
>*microphone feedback shrill noise*
>*high pitched throat clear*
>ahem

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Real Nasty tiny manlet , does the do you know who I am ..squeal

>when you see it

why doesn't he get a midgemover3000 for his daughter.

at least warwick gets to save money on clothes for being so small

unless he has to get them specially made because he is so small.. that'd suck

No, his wife has other type of dwarfism, so their first two kids were born with BOTH conditions. The world wasn't ready for the next step in human evolution.

Some dwarfism is genetic, his isn't at all

>Spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia congenita is inherited in an autosomal dominant pattern, which means one copy of the altered gene is sufficient to cause the disorder.

Le tits le wine

I bet Peter Drinklage could pull Warwick apart like freshly baked bread

you leash little kids in some circumstances, though in parts of the city like what is being shown I'm not sure I'd do it.
it's mostly to prevent them from running off into the street and getting hit by a car, or running out of eyesight makes sense in circumstances where you need your hands free. (IE: can't be grabbing the little kids arms)

No one was better than Billy Barty...Pretty much The Godfather of Midget actors

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>you leash little kids in some circumstances,
FUCKING AMERICANS

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This post right here is the proof that the avaergae Yea Forums attitude of Warwick Davies has nothing to do with his height - it's the fact he's a fucking prick.

Warwick has been seen deliberately debasing himself for money, he cashes himself and his fame off of roles that where either completely forgettable or needed pointing out that he was actually IN those roles because he was unrecognizable.

It's almost as if his entire argument against us has nothing to do with him being insulted -or- offended, it's more the fact he can't milk any fucking money out of it. Hence his desperation to get in contact with hiroshimoot - to see if he can attempt to punish some random user (fast chance of that happening) or make a quick buck out of "Legal recourse".

Dinklage however? The man has a screen presence, a sense of humor and is generally trying to live the same life as the rest of us do regardless of his fucking condition. Hell - these photographs prove the fact that he's not a cunt about his condition because he's using it to his advantage to form a beneficial relationship with his kids.

TL;DR - Warwick is a fucking virgin midge,
Peter is a fucking chad. End of.

Based and smart.

>genetically blessed dwarf
>everyone loves him, think he has 'presence'
>genetically cursed midge
>everyone hates him and thinks he's beta
huh so i guess it is all just luck of the draw, even for little people

Davis' kids are with a Dwarf (achondroplasia) not what he has, but if they inherit both they die, which means almost any viable child will have either midge disease or normal dwarfism. Both of them seem to have midge disease.

Warwick would have unironically been a better Tyrion

Who is this semen demon. I want her to laugh at my little dick like that.

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Fucking based

HEY MEEGOSH!

translation: degenerates put leashes on their kids so they can stare at a smartphone instead of actually caring for the kid in question

That asian puss be tite

Why are midgets allowed to breed?

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> I wonder what their sex is like
He is having it unlike (you)

Iirc there was a town of little people midgets/dwarves, in rural n.j. This area is clise to several defunct mines