More like The Hung Pope am I right?

More like The Hung Pope am I right?

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I WAS IN THE POOL

...i dont get it ...

FAT COCK

Oh...so you're a average fag then !

are you joking look at the size of that thing and that soft!

Yeah that's what i said, you must pretty small or on the smaller average size if you think thats "FAT COCK" since you comparing your and see a average one i think thats big !

In my case, he looks having a average one.
So what do you call it for us with much bigger ?

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O Holy Father, my face is thou throne

stop tripfagging

Nvm, im tired of this pointless thread.

Dont feel bad or sorry for having a small penis.
Whats important is that it doesn't bring you down, you not a smaller person just because you got the "asian edition".

>i have a huge penis and i wear tight shorts to show it off haha
fuck this guy

>what is europe

There are actually dick pics of him online, he is maybe average or below average. Or one of those grower not a shower types.

Um, how is this huge? Looks average to me.

Al Gore's looks like a grapefruit

papi

He's got that toddler build
the tod bod

What does having a large dick feel like

post your body faggot

>What does having a large dick feel like
I will give you an idea...

1) Women tend to get very religious during sex, saying oh god, oh my god, jesus christ, dear lord its big, etc...
2) Women tend to get clingy after sex
3) Women never complain about all your other flaws
4) You can be a manlet, they don't care
5) They brag about how many times they came to their female friends
6) Its darn near impossible to break up with them since they're addicted to your cock
7) You will always hit their cervix, and they love it.

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based.

this is what a man should look like at that age

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Is there any hope for a dicklet like me?

>Is there any hope for a dicklet like me?
No, none. Make a lot of money and pray you find a gold digger.

Thanks. I think I'll just kill myself instead.

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But Law, alongside Pitt, were always first in “Hollywood’s Smallest Dicks” lists. Which is weird, since from pics they seemed average, considering build and all. What perplexes me is DiCaprio. That one groupie said in her book that he’s “huge”. That other groupie who fucked him while he vaped said he was “titanic”. Rihana has said he’s the “best she’s ever had”. Meanwhile he lands in the same lists as Law and Pitt, and from his few nude scenes he seemed average. So what’s the truth? I mean, we know Jon Hamm, Fassbender and DaFoe have a big dick. McGregor has done nude a lot of times. But what’s Leo’s situation?

>huge penis
most of that is his balls
and fuck all of you for making me actually look

Jake Gyllenhaal is rumored to have a micropenis.

He appears naked, albeit in the shadows, in Jarhead. You can see his genitals, albeit obscured, and they look the same as the other guys’ in the shower.

I'm sure its all CGI. The paparazzi caught him in bicycle shorts once and his crotch was about as big as Chloe Moretz's

thats all true for me but i still am confused on whether i have a big dick or not sometimes

>tfw
>same hairline
>same dick size

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I doubt he’d do a nude scene with 30 other people in there then. Do you have the pic?