What IRL Religion Would He Have Been?

Why do I get the feeling Stannis would have practiced Judaism if the Abrahamic religions existed in Westeros??

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nah bro, he would be a christian zealot crusader

Zorastrianism, obviously.
>Monotheists
>From the east
>Temples dedicated to fire

He was an atheist. He would follow atheism.

how would Stannis be a zealot he barely believes in the red god. he only does because the red bitch says he's gonna be king

He seems most like an Orthodox Jew to me. He believes in rigid laws and contracts and oaths. In humbling yourself and doing what's right because it is right, not for reward or to spare yourself from punishment.

Yes Stannis seems to channel the spirits of the ancient Israelites. :)

jews constantly bitching about their laws is actually proof of jews breaking their laws again and again.

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Stannis was Protestant as fuck, I don't know what you idiots are talking about. If he was Jewish he wouldn't have had so much trouble at the bank.

>monotheistic, fire god-worshipping religion employing human sacrifice and voodoo-style bloodmagic

I don't think there's a real religion like that

Aztecs worshipped the sun (fire god) and employed human sacrifice/voodoo-style bloodmagic to keep that shit rising.

their religion wasn't monotheistic though

True, but that Sun was a pretty high priority.

Unironically Muslim. His sense of justice trumps everything, he even shariah chopped Davos fingers for smuggling.

Stannis had no time for games.

he would muslim extremism to get the throne

But he loved his daughter.

*use muslim extremism

He forgot he loved her in season 5 but shireen certainly didn't

Islam inshallah. Bismillah he would see the truth of almighty Allah, la ilaha illa Allah, and of the revelation of The Prophet Muhammed Peace Be Upon Him.
أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله

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I hear The Prophet was a gay.

my autistic ass identified with him the most, also being the middle child of two other brothers, most of the actions staniss took made sense to me.
too bad he wasn't the chosen one.

Judaism is nothing like that. Judaism is about having a literal legal contract with God that you can Jew your way out of.

STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!

ITT: People who haven't read the books

Stannis is an atheist.

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