Why would you cheat on your wife for THAT?

Why would you cheat on your wife for THAT?

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>why are pedophiles attracted to damaged goods women who act like overgrown children?????

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Maybe Holly is a filthy slut?

He's a 4, his wife is a 5 with pounds and pounds of make-up and his mistress is a 3.I hope the poor bastard got to fuck one of his better looking fans at least.

They all look like disgusting trailer trash. They deserve whatever misery Fortuna has put upon them.

no idea who the fuck any of these people are nor do i care

>his dick is bigger than mine
;_;

so why are you in the thread

Schwartzenegger cheated on Shriver withe Mildred thing, then preferred his bastard to his legitimate children. Love and lust have no reasoning. The penis wants what it wants.

If he’s a 4 then I’m a 9

>reddit thread about YouTube drama
Have sex

>posting pics with 10 pounds of makeup on

Here's what she actually looks like lel

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He's a 3. He's a yank who looks like one of us bongs. How humiliating

This is almost entirely it.

I speak from experience when I say nothing kills marriages as fast as boring wives.

left is pretty cute desu, like the subject of a renaissance painting

she's ugly af even with makeup

And? I would cherish her and make sweet love to her

Still would. If you wouldn’t you’re either a virgin or a fag.

haha
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Imagine being this desperate for a vagina lmao

I still would. I'd never cheat either.

Young healthy and fertile, what's to dislike? Fucking homosexuals all of you, if you need me I'll be inside the gril on the left

I rather kill myself than fuck that thing on the left

This.

There's stuff you'd do with whores that you would not want your wife doing.

Go be chad somewhere Else!

can i have a pic of the pink haired goblina's husband
asking for a friend

Is that his wife in the bottom right? Wow, what a retard for cheating in that.

virgin or fag detected

this is what women look like irl you, you fucking walking cringe generator

Well get to it then.

But she looks good. Eyebrows a little transparent, but her skin on her face is clear and pretty much spotless even w/o makeup. Also very symmetrical

cute

she'll be fine

Maybe if you live in Uglistan

>Young healthy and fertile, what's to dislike?
trash genetics? Ginger features with no eyelashes and half an eyebrow?

Imagine being so pathetic you have to white knight a pedophile's used goods online

IMAGINE

just because the hair is light in color and hard to see doesn't mean it isn't there

She's naturi cute and I've had a lot of fun with slightly worse looking girls before. His ex wife is nerd girl kino, honestly. Holly is just... JUST NO

where are her eyelashes?

t. pedophile

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>nerd girl kino
Jesus christ you guys are the saddest virgins I've ever seen

Have you unironically had sex? If you did, you would know most women look dogshit without makeup

Fugg how do I get a wife like this. I'm objectively a 7/10 but shy

I'm so afraid of saying hi to women. I panic and run away.

It's over for you

Yes, since the age of 15. And most women look better than that, even without makeup.

She's a fucking ugly ginger ghost with creepy eyes.

Just admit you have no standards and only fuck ugly chicks.

I thought I invited you to go and be a chad somewhere else!

No u.

>I'm a 7/10
And you think Heidi is...?
Because I'll tell you she's a 3/10 and Jared cheated on her with a 2/10. Would be 1/10 but Holly's body is actually pretty decent, don't have that bikini pic saved though.

Why the long face?

Why? not good looking enough? Not confident enough? What is it exactly that rings my death knell?

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Virginal post. Embarrassing.

Very cute on the left.

Only desperate losers would fuck this thing

i'm really hoping those gamegrumps faggots are next

Jesus. Confidence is really all that matters.

Everyone whose standards are so low they'd go for that ginger mannequin on the left is a hyper virgin incel

birdman married and cheated on your waifu and you're worried about confidence?

The battle between order and chaos. It’s a clown world.

long faces are so revolting

Seems like he was pretty confident doing it

Eh, she's still a qt. Most women only look good because of makeup anyway.

So what do you call burn victims and retarded people and morbidly obese people if you are already down to 1/10 on your scale with Holly? A 0.1/10? I hate you hyperbolic retards

salty roastie detected lmao

Why does reddit always overreact and is always wrong about everything?

why are so many nintendo youtubers creeps/pedophiles? there were multiple pokemon youtubers that got exposed as pedos a few months ago

I mean Holly actually looks like she has down syndrome so...

they are not even on the fuckable scale so they don't need a number

Fpbp

What are female white knights called?

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Legit virgins detected. Embarrassing.

manchildren with too much access to underage.

APOLOGIZE

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based there is nothing wrong with cheating.

Dude

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>7 days a year
what did she mean by this?

t.virgin

>tats
yep she's a degenerate whore

not really

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cute

>Those eyebrows
Why tf do women do that?

Ross is too good for this world.

Yeah she's legit ugly but every one goes through a few uggos in their life. Being this autistic about it exposes you as a terminal incel.

The amount of virgins and desperate incels in here who'd fuck either of these women is staggering

I mean I thought I had low standards, but you guys take the cake

A man that has cheated with an ugly woman is a chronic cheater. If she was a smoking hot babe, you would think he got tempted into it once. But someone that has cheated with a goblin has likely done it before and will do it again. Those people are just looking for holes to fuck.

>There's stuff you'd do with whores that you would not want your wife doing.
Have sex, you fucking incel. lmao you don't even know how to properly please your husband if you think like that

PAGING SCATMAN

Literally who? But seriously, who tf is this?

Shut the fuck up normie Redditor

How do you think he's feeling right now?

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Their eyes look very similar. They even could be sisters.
No wonder he cheated with her.

pretty damn good

I mean, have you seen Jared's mushroom dick? I doubt he could get much better looking women

That wasn't even my point.

I thought Yea Forums couldnt sink lower. Fuck capeshit, Got, and e-celeb

projared, his whore holly and his wife heidi

bullshit, everyone gets their number. If they are not fuckable they just get a very low one