Sir we're high court enforcers and we're here to enforce a high court writ, the debtor claims £50...

>politely takes possession of your goods

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No, now jog the fuck on geezer

I've never actually watched this show but do any of them try to pull some of the normal shit that people in their business try to pull?

>you have to prove it's not your car

so why don't people just go onto the street and say, yep that's my car

Because the whole "You need to prove X isn't yours" is 50% true and 50% pure bullshit. Something that is registered in your name requires proof that you are not the owner or the person making payments on it (like a car)...when they say shit like "Prove the TV isn't yours" then they're just bullshitting, they need to have some degree of proof that it is your TV. It works either way depending on the item in question.

>booby trap my house
>simply don't pay
I would dab on those boomers so hard it's not even funny

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>Those dragon dildo's, are they yours?
N-no they are me mam's
>Sir we're gonna have to get a invoice that shows that you aren't the owner

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>your
Bank owns it

Yeah it's not like actual cops won't show up and charge you with intentionally trying to harm them or anything

based and squatpilled

>done

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>actual cops
>Bongistan
U wot bruv

>"That sounds like a scam. Prove you are who you say you are and prove you have a high court writ. I'll not take anything directly from you since that could be fake, it needs to be mailed from the high court."

What would their move be?

>booby trap my house
Then instead of polite gentlemen in shirts and ties you get your door kicked in by men who have black bars over their eyes whenever their photo is taken.

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it should, they dress up in police costumes to make victims think they have official power, which they dont unless they're collecting criminal fines or outstanding taxes

No one goes to a house with the intent to repo their ass without a lot of paper going through the mail first.

>tfw trying to keep the queen’s peace but Darren won’t put down the new baby

>claim I'm Muslim
Done, they can't touch me anymore

Fair point

>m8 dont shoot imma a muslim!
>to the SAS
Good fucking luck.

What's great is, he's about 75 years old.

He should be retired, but he does it for the good and prosperity of his nation

"What paperwork? I didn't receive anything. That's why I don't believe you. So unless I see something sent to me from the court I'm not proceeding with anything."

Next?

Muslims kill and rape people there every day and bongs do nothing, I don't need luck.

Oi mate I revoke your implied right of access.

t. Daily Wail reader

"Ok sir, I have a copy of the court orders right here along with records of the dates they were sent to your address"

>evicting muslims since 1982

we need more of these patriots

>Ok, sir, but let me see your licence first.
>And your OTHER licence.

They come with copies of everything.

This isn't their first rodeo, and some smug 15yr old on a Finnish spice-roasting forum isn't really going to pose much of an obstacle. Whatever bullshit edgy idea you come up with, they've already dealt with it thousands of times before, because these debt-riddled retards are on about the same intellectual level as you. That's why they're in debt.

*blocks your path*

FACK OFF YOU MUG

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It's true, roaming packs of Muhammadians patrol the streets with a scimitar in one hand and the Qur'an in the other

>It was summer, 2017. We had a mass eviction job in North Kensington for a landlord of a large residential tower block at 5PM, and we were due to clear a family of 5 pakis out of a council flat at 6. We show up to this building, and it's massive. We do a canvass of the first floor, and the vermin inside scatter like cockroaches and barricade the doors. We didn't have time to wait it out. So I suggested a quicker way...

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Oh I'm not user, I'm Sneed Feed. I'm just visiting.

>"LOL WUT PAPRWURK?!?!"
Imagine being so naive you actually think this would work.

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>"That could easily be fake. I can't trust that you aren't scammers since this is the first I'm hearing of this. Unless the courts actually send me something that I can verify I'm not letting you in."

>the retard who always tries to lock himself in the bathroom

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kek

>the episode where they collect all the knives

LOICENCE

What if I acid face them?

>Finnish spice-roasting forum
this madlibs "meme" is stupid and was never funny or creative

Then you definitely won't need to worry about them repossessing your xbox 360 and anime figurines.

>opening the door
>engaging with them in any way
just hide behind the sofa and wait for them to fuck off, unless you owe the government you dont have to pay shit
real debts you get a court date, this is just scum buying up shit debt and trying to muscle you into paying

Yikes...
>walks up to you
>spreads my ass cheeks
>*BRRRAPPPPAPAPPTTTTTT*
>*splat prrrtsrrrtrt braappr*
>turn around
>whip my dick out
>*FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH*
>mmm that feels good
>walks away

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That may be true, but then again you're a faggot on a Chilean basket weaving app, so who the fuck cares what you think?

>gets btfo
>takes his frustration out on an old meme
you’re finished mate

That's redd it humor, when someone spouts that shit you know they are from there

Imagine sinking the entire island of Great Britain into the ocean.

They have a legal right and obligation to enter your house and seize your possessions, retard.

You're right, bud. None of them are as sly or well-spoken as you. You'd never have any of this happen to you,because you're a protagonist. A real human bean.

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*pretends not to have money because i don't want to pay*

lmao no they fucking dont, not unless they're collecting on behalf of the government
you can literally throw them the fuck out

That's your issue then sir. We're going to proceed to take inventory of your possessions.

what is they cause distress?

I fucking wish

t. British

Braplantis

Okay, well you're wrong and these documents are legal, supported by our government. Ill be taking rhe banks stuff back now

>FELONY
get the FUCK out

But they are of behalf of the government. They may be volunteers or BBC men, but they simply have a deal with the government to do this

what the fuck do you think a high court writ does?

If they have a writ from the high court they are actually allowed to legally break in. A lot of the show was fake and Paul is a cunt who died of cancer thankfully, but they can take what they want.

I've dealt with debt collectors for years and you don't have to do shit unless they have a high court writ.

If they have reasonable suspicion that the car is owned by the debtor they can seize it, if the real owner can turn up at the car impound or whatever in x days they get it back for free but no recompense either.

Do you have a car? First thing they'd do is seize it, sell it for like 1/10 of its value and charge you fees to have done so, probably barely reducing the debt in total

I will cancel all my insurance and burn everything down before I pay you one red cent. You can collect the ashes.

>It's an act not a law, I know my rights!

>they need to have some degree of proof that it is your TV
Just it being in your house, a car parked near your house etc is enough to seize initially, then there is cooling off where the real owner can try and prove to get it back.

Problem is a high court order doesn't get prior notice. They are the notice.

Ah, the good old "deny absolutely everything" defence.

>youtube.com/watch?v=ZzXhLp2wLQo

Works great if you keep it up, buys you a few months, until you're arrested for contempt of court, an actual crime, and then they take your stuff while you're locked up awaiting trial which will result in either a fine or a community or custodial sentence.

How old are you out of interest? This is some secondary school-tier thinking where there's no real consequences so you can just thumb your nose at authority indefinately. Doesn't work like that in the real world unfortunately.

Based

>They have a legal right and obligation to enter your house and seize your possessions

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on the show they say the high court writ allows them to make peaceable entry only
so they force their way in if you open the door, and they go all around the property otherwise, but if there's no unlocked door, they don't force entry to collect an outstanding balance. They only do that for an eviction, or if you've already started dealing with them, then they can do it for a later visit.

t. watched dozens of episodes

UH AM I BEING DETAINED

I've actually got out of paying a parking fine and some old debt that a collection agency bought through the power of bullshittery.

What do you think you mean by that

>user was arrested half an hour later for making threats of arson and is currently awaiting trial.

howd you do it lad?

>No, I'm not the debtor I'm just house-sitting. He's in hospital
>it turns out he not only was the debtor, he also had a fairly sizable growing operation in his house

go ahead and post memes while they empty your house

We don't have bailiffs in Northern Ireland. Probably something to do with all the paramilitaries.

That episode where they wanted to seize a guys amiibos and gaming computer

>these faggots come to the house for the council tax of some cunt who lived here a year ago
>demand I open the door as they've come to seize property
>demand proof that I prove the party no longer lives here
>starts getting violent and kicking my door, I live in an apartment block so there's a camera recording all of this
>get the coppers to come and escorts him away, get a restraining order on him
Hope he lost his job as well, poetic.

>if there's no unlocked door, they don't force entry
Nah, they just wait nearby and then rush you as you open the door in the morning.

t. lived on a shitty estate as a kid

Just booby trap the house

>just go to prison for 500 pounds in debt

wellll sure, but that's different from breaking in
and you can probably avoid it

>while they empty your house
no.

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This. They're basically the same as TV Licence men, they show up with some document and then try to intimidate you into thinking they have powers that they don't actually have. There's a reason legislation needed to be amended because the Officers were literally climbing through peoples windows and shit to gain entry, which is illegal.
They can only force entry if they're collecting Criminal fines or tax debts. They can also force entry to Business addresses (unless the business has a living area within it). The other way they are allowed to force entry is if they have previously been allowed to enter under peaceful terms.

They aren't allowed to seize a car because they have 'reasonable suspicion', they have to know that it is your car. They'll generally already know what car you own and therefore will clamp any car in your property matching that description...they can't just saunter onto your property and start clamping shit because they THINK it belongs to you.

>starts getting violent and kicking my door
didnt happen

this I've seen these bailifs get owned by local police. It depends where you are from if you live in a place that is all multicultural and the police don't care about anyone then they can fuck with you as much as you want. If you are from a small town the local police won't let these bailifs fuck with anyone and fuck with the bailifs for private party trespassing and shit.

>i would totally shoot these guys if they came to my house I'm such a badass you guys

fuck off edgy little faggot

Oi m8, you dropped this
>

It's prohibitively expensive to deploy two platoons of airborne infantry, three armoured vehicles and a police anti-riot team just to ensure the bailiffs don't get ventilated by some irrate simian in a balaclava as they're trying to reclaim his tele.

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Salford lad detected

>Hurr I'd shoot em
See;

ok cuck, let anyone in fancy dress walk into your home and violate your rights.

Based and militia-pilled. We need to start forming paramilitary gangs to keep these goons out.

edgy

Luckily if you cross your door with the blood of a freshly broken hymen they'll know there's no virgins in the property and leave you alone.

I've been shitposting on this Polynesian Spearfishing Enthusiasts forum long before your dad ejac'd you into existence

ok cuck, just let anyone refuse to pay you money they owe

why are Indians are always bat shit crazy.

Why do pakis always have someone in the family who gets angry as fuck and the rest of the family is like ghandi trying to calm him down

why do arabs always take it to the extreme and pay at the last second?

is there a more kino episode? do you think he's still at large, Yea Forums?

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>kill thugs trying to break into my home and steal my shit
>get to meet cool guys with cool guns
>i get killed
i fail to see how any of that is a bad thing.

Why not? Big businesses do it all the time

Pulled off as close to a real life Keyser Soze as we'll probably get

For what its worth those aare all fairly rational reactions to having 'your' property seized, if you didnt come from a society that would do it beauracratically like that

why is rent so high in the UK anyway? 1500-2000$ average for areas outside of london all the time that are like small closets even in the shit hole rural areas.

Yeah that was some funny shit

High demand

So what's this show about?

>Trillions stolen by banks
>*crickets*
>Forget to pay your £5 overdraft
>Bailiffs break down your door and confiscate your dog

Just goes to show if you're going to break the law, go big.

Literally everyone in the show tries this and it never works.

Now that the immigrants are becoming violent, the agents will need all their patience and years of experience to deport them.

Absolute kino wish they would make more

Imagine living in a world where you don't actually own anything and anything in your possession can be seized by the banks (read: jews) at any time for any reason and there's nothing you can do about it.
Oh, wait. We are trapped in such a clown world.

ok cuck, just let anyone decide you owe them money and break into your home.

Honk indeed

UK lets private company seize goods not singed by a judge and gives you 15 days in court to fight it out.

have any uk anons ever fucked or raped female bailifs forcing entry into their house?

Problem is then you have to deal with paramilitary goons wanting to store weapons, explosives and drugs in your house in return for keeping away bailiffs and at least the bailiffs aren't allowed to take a black&decker to your kneecaps if you tell them to fuck off.

Swings and roundabouts.

And go out blastin'

Not enough houses by a long, long way.

> then you have to deal with paramilitary goons wanting to store weapons, explosives and drugs in your house
what's the downside?

Why the fuck don't bongs rise up? It's such a hellish country? It's like an experiment

> not singed by a judge

All collections done on the show are passed by the High Court you fucking imbecile

If I pulled a gun would I become emperor of bongland?

>*unsheathes Glock*
>heh sorry buddy this is america

Paul isn’t dead

The thugs, my lad. the thugs

If history has taught us anything, it's that revolutions solve everything.

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>*resets traps*

t. American who has to sing at work or get fired and die from fentanyl

Is this The Wire but gay and in Liverpool?

the thugs that hate the government? i'm probably on their side anyway.

More like their version of COPS. But they show these guys because their cops don't do anything.

You have a house full of weapons, explosives and drugs when 1 PARA show up with itchy trigger fingers and "one armed male killed whilst attempting to defend paramilitary cache" already written down on their after-action report.

Why are Murrica and Britain such hellholes. They seem like normal Western developed countries, but they mutilate their babies, they spy everything, they have ridiculous politicians, crazy taxes, cuck cultures revolving around jews and blacks, etc.

oh no he's got a SBR and a helmet, probably posts on /k/

>Just goes to show if you're going to break the law, go big.
Yeah but don't jew other jews or they'll actually go after your ass.

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>dies within the hour or inside a prison

>the thugs that hate the government? i'm probably on their side anyway.
Woke as fuck.

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Remnants of the Roman Empire desu

That's Russia.

Excuse me the Brits do not routinely circumcise babies thank you very much.

cowabunga soon, god willing.

Don’t compare us to Britain. Also people should have to pay back their debts.

>people should have to pay back their debts
>chimps out over taxation, declares Independence

Do people really keep invoices and receipts laying around? I'd be fucked if they demanded proof of anything I owned.

It's all of it. Fucking R*mans

>Also people should have to pay back their debts.
Pay what you owe us for defending you during the Seven Years War then.

And all that perfectly good tea you destroyed.

Same.

>he doesn't have a drawer in his kitchen filled with years of receipts
never gonna make it.

who was in the right Yea Forums?
youtube.com/watch?v=j7OONElill8

What about you?

>some irrate simian in a balaclava

Fenians btfo

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We've all seen the "dolly-gagging" videos. Don't try to play coy, Nigel.

>The United Kingdom is a human rights country
lol, you can tell he's only just got off the boat if he believes that.

>this guy, he think he great man
Kek

the high court decides

>Do you have a warrant?

the high court can decide to suck my nuts.

Human rights are a facade that's being kept up to create the image of freedom and justice being fundamental concepts in our societies but truth is gubbermint/corporate are already violating you all day long even if you don't directly feel it. Human freedom died completely when the internet was established.

>I have a high court writ.

>user has confirmed they're his nuts
>we'll be removing them

Based. Rig a few car bombs in the neighborhood for when the peeping toms and reinforcements arrive and you're golden.

quick rundown?

based

Still isn't a warrant faggot

lol good luck with that

the one with the indian guy hiding under the bed is the most kino

youtube.com/watch?v=96CmCuciKvo

*teleports behind you*
*puts on tier 2 pelvic protection*
nuthin personnel, kid

alright user no worries
we called a locksmith and we'll be adding that to the debt

>they go to serve eviction
>find not on the door saying resident is in hospital
>find guy from pic inside
>says he is helping the guy in hospital in some way
>gets some stuff
>chats with the baliffs
>fucks off
>baliffs look around and find weed
>look around some more and find out the guy they were talking with was the resident
>he's gone

fuck me

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>That's alright. I'll still be taking the vehicle today.

based

Just England

>we called a locksmith
youtube.com/watch?v=Ff5Hgj5CmSo
it's not like your chastity cage, mate.

>the debtor has a new porsche 911
>but it is only worth around 500 pounds
>not even half the debt

I forgot to mention he was growing the weed

based

Jokes on you I don't own a vehicle

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>Sir we're high court enforcers and we're here to enforce a high court writ, the debtor claims £50, with additional costs of £30,000.
>Are you able to pay now?
Acshually, there is a local law in effect limiting excessive costs for debt collection to less than hundredth of that

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>Alright then, sir. I will need you to prove this is your mothers car and not yours or it will be leaving with me today.
They say alright constantly.

>They end up taking some random person's car thinking it's mine
>End up getting arrested for stealing a vehicle
Nothin personnel retards

Is the show staged?

Well then what's to prevent me from taking you, tieing you up, and burying you? Mind that I already took your vehicle to a shady parts shop and it's already being dismantled. What then?

Looks silly but if people had any idea how many guys lost their junk to IEDs in Afghanistan and Iraq the forces would have even more of a recruitment crisis than they already do.

You cant go to prison if they cant get to you ;)

Why do free thinkers make bootlickers seeth so hard?
>YOU CAN'T STOP THE AUTHORITY

legend

>THEY HAVE A 'WRIT' FROM THE 'HIGH COURT' OH GOD THAT'S SO SCARY AND OFFICIAL I BETTER LET THEM IN AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS AND LET THEM CARRY OFF EVERYTHING I OWN
they're simply uneducated like the morons on the show

>i am so smart no one has ever thought of denying things before they will have to give up eventually
>free thinkers
user....I....

Absolutely no sympathy for the scum who end up on the end of this treatment. Maybe if you stopped throwing your bills in the bin and spending all your bennies on white cider, spice and lonsdale tracksuits you wouldn't end up with guys in uniforms with a camera crew tailing banging on your door.

>LET THEM CARRY OFF EVERYTHING THE BANK OWNS
Fix'd that 4 u, you horrible little debtor.

it's not all that comfy, but i'm rather attached to my junk so i'm glad i bought mine.

This, respect the banks you dirty goy, we own you now

>the bank
my sides as fucking if
you think a bank would fucking bother with the PR nightmare of these cunts going into a private residence, most of their collections are for absolute scum payday loan outfits

This. Our modern society is based on borrowing and lending of money, avoiding debt is literally a threat to society and stability. God Bless these men and the service they provide.

Purest fucking kino

So what can bongs do in that situation assuming that
>you are already in debt, cant pay
>don't want all your shit taken away
>can't shoot them/put mines in your house or whatever other violent shit
>they just knocked on your door

>avoiding debt is literally a threat to society and stability
i'm a threat to society because i don't get into debt?

Nah they're on camera so they act within the limits

They do the thing where they do anything to gain entry to the property though. They'll walk past people, distract them, agree to wait somewhere and then move further in, etc

>*seizes my neighbours car to pay off my debt*

okay, why not

Good one

you just lock the door and ignore them, there is nothing they can do for most debts unless it's rent and they are evicting you from the property

The majority of debts they collect are for loans for starting a business which failed

Then they repossess your shit

That's the whole point

Yes, if you're not borrowing, you're not contributing to society.

just keep the door locked and don't open it, they can't do anything

Stick your willy through the letterbox and waggle it at them.

dont open the door or bar their way
they do have power to repossess your shit but cannot enter a residential address without permission
basically its all a big shakedown, the only time they can actually just break in and take stuff if its a business

DO NOT DO THIS
they can snip it off if its in a public thoroughfare

youtube.com/watch?v=Xvnt7k1WBhI

Don't answer the door

They can't come through locked doors

However, they will have reports on what cars you own and they will get them towed away to be sold. On the show, when people hide away in the house they begin clamping the car. That normally brings the debtor running.

Obviously if the debtor is a tenant and they owe a debt to the landlord (often the case) then the landlord will give them keys so they can gain entry and take their shit.

can confirm, my m8 Deano has fallen foul of public thoroughfare willy snipping legislation before.

based spoonfeeder

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Cucked bongs. If someone forces entry into my house, he gets put down.

>Obviously if the debtor is a tenant and they owe a debt to the landlord (often the case) then the landlord will give them keys so they can gain entry and take their shit.
they still can't enter if someone physically blocks the door

Landlord can give them a key if the debtor is a tenant, and the debtor is often a tenant

And then you get put down

Also you might get put down at any point randomly by a criminal or a cop for no reason at all

True, but then you're obstructing an officer of the court in their duties so they'll call the police and get you arrested/moved out of the way

This type of shit happens on the show all the time and it's kino, all you nonbongs should watch it

>True, but then you're obstructing an officer of the court in their duties so they'll call the police and get you arrested/moved out of the way
No, they don't do that unless they have permission from the court to physically force entry into the property (which they rarely do)

if you're not smart enough to get a deadbolt at that point then you deserve it

>Be Amerifat
>Officer of the court legally attempts to enter my property
>Shoot him
>Police show up
>Shoot me
>Everyone claps and congratulates each other on our freedoms and flawless social systems
>A bald eagle flutters down and perches on my still-warm corpse with a tear in it's eye

they're only an officer of the court if the debt is to the crown, so fines/tax/council rent
if its just a debt to some scum payday loan company then its a civil matter and the police wont do a thing

it would be a sheriff(basically a cop) and they also have guns. so he'd get shot immediately by the serving sheriffs partner.

But an officer of the court would never kick in your door over a TV license because we don't have those.

they would just do it over unpaid medical bills instead

no youll just get a bunch of useless mail and phone calls till they hand it to a collection service that drops it after a year or so.

>this debtor owes microsoft an outstanding balance for an unpaid activation fee
>but the agents are in for a surpise

that's how most debts in the UK end up

You think a deadbolt will hold back a landlord with the court system on his side?

>Bongs actually believe this
There is literally no situation in America where the police kick in your door and take your belongings because you owe a debt. If you owe the government, then they simply withhold your tax check and apply it to the debt.

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You've pulled that straight from your anus

The bailiffs on this show are acting under high court writs. If it was like a level 1 debt collector the police wouldn't care, but by the time the cameras are turned on here the court has ordered that the debts be recovered. The bailiffs are officers of the court because they hold that writ.

> they hand it to a collection service that drops it after a year or so.
Then you're blacklisted and can't get medical coverage or legitimate loans.

it depends if the tenant is being evicted or not

Hahahah you've got em seething m8 look at all those replies

In the US we have repossession agents who have the quasi-legal right to take your stuff to pay a debt BUT because Americans will kill each other over televisions they have to do it secretly, when the owner is not there to shoot them. This is literally the law.

you don't know what a high court writ is
it gives right to repossess goods, that's all, not enter residential property
the exception to that is if the money is owed to the government, at which point yes the police will turn up with warrants if required

Foreigners laundering money by buying houses and then never staying in them. Homeowners seeing how easily houses are going to them start raising prices, screwing over people who actually need a house.

who cares i lived another day without paying my debts

thats a different situation though, a straight up eviction is a police matter because you're squatting in someone else's property

why can't people just pay their bills lmao

Amerifats will kill each other over old mattresses.

Is this show similar to dog the bounty hunter? Dog was an amazing show

>incapable of long-term planning or delaying gratification
Nigger detected.

you can't be refused medical coverage in the united states

>delaying gratification
you will die
>long-term planning
again you will die
death cares naught for your plans and delayed gratification, just live user, just live, there is no time

I cant remember but the residential and commercial premesis rules are different, one 9f them they can drill your locks out no problem, also if you open the door and they get a foot in they can force entry at a later date for the same writ.

i doubt it

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>The bailiffs on this show are acting under high court writs.
they can still only force entry to a residential property for certain debts, and even then they will usually only force entry as a last resort

it's just a tv show, don't take it too literal

>and start clamping shit because they THINK it belongs to you.
Yes they literally can.

>There is literally no situation in America where the police kick in your door and take your belongings because you owe a debt.
I think this is actually false, I remember reading a story about a guy who literally foreclosed on a bank who owed him and got the sheriffs to help him collecting

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>also if you open the door and they get a foot in they can force entry at a later date for the same writ.
that used to be the case, the law was changed a couple of years ago and it's actually now illegal for a bailiff to force a foot in like that if you tell him no

they can be sued if they wrongfully clamp a vehicle

And you get killed over soccer.

fine, football is important enough to die for
soiled mattresses though? come on lads behave, if things are that bad just pay your back taxes and we'll integrate you back into the empire

>fine, football is important enough to die for
m8, come on stop embarrassing us

>soiled mattresses
FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER

>ITT: A bunch of underage who have absolutely no idea how the real world works
Do you faggots honestly think anyone would ever lend anyone money if all they had to do to avoid paying it back was close the curtains and tell the debt collectors to fuck off and there was nothing they could legally do about it?

You think anyone would be able to get a mortgage? That anyone would ever pay back a mortgage if they could just go "LOL NO" and refuse to pay it back with no consequences?

As for all the kids going "this doesn't happen in MY country", I guarantee you it does in some form or another, you're just not aware of it, presumably because you're still a minor or a NEET who has never borrowed money and has thus never read the enforcement clause of a legal contract.

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>Do you faggots honestly think anyone would ever lend anyone money if all they had to do to avoid paying it back was close the curtains and tell the debt collectors to fuck off and there was nothing they could legally do about it?
I've actually dealt with bailiffs myself and for most debts yes you can literally do that

come back when you have some experience in the real world m8

Or you could work and save money by not buying useless shit and be able to save enough money to never need a loan

>There is literally no situation in America where the police kick in your door and take your belongings because you owe a debt

youtube.com/watch?v=prDyCFLZEg0

>getting loans in the first place
kys

>unironically being 20 and thinking you've figured the world out
mortgages are leveraged against the property, if you dont pay it the banks default back into legal ownership
unsecured loans are completely different

do you actually understand how a mortgage works? it's very different to most other loans

>Do you faggots honestly think anyone would ever lend anyone money if all they had to do to avoid paying it back was close the curtains and tell the debt collectors to fuck off and there was nothing they could legally do about it?
In the US you can literally wipe your debt by declaring bankruptcy and there's NOTHING they can do about it

that's how most debts are cleared in the UK as well, you're not unique

*mold from filthy flat wafts out*
>NO ENGLISH YOU MUST GO
*unauthorized sub renters jump out of the window*
>I DIDN'T GET NO LETTA
*20 able bodied moslem males of fighting age arrive*
>I RECEIVE NO NOTICE FROM COUNCIL AT ALL
*2 stacks of high court notices falls from rubbish bin*
>I HAVE CHILDREN TO FEED
*hides welfare check*
>MY KIDS HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
*30 more moslems surround collection agents*
>YOU MUST GIVE ME NEW HOUSE

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>tfw the bank foreclosed on my home and threw me and the family on the street
I hate watching stuff like this because it happened to me but this show is a guilty pleasure

>*be dodgy immigrant business*
>*speak rudely in foreign language in front of customers*
>*cheat them repeatedly*
>*pretend to be business owner's friend/cousin/brother*
>*dodge taxes and fees*
>*leech off taxpayer money*
>*rename business by crudely scrawling out letters on banner*
>*try to dodge high court writ from cheated customers*

And people wonder why the British public wants Brexit?

>for the good and prosperity of his nation
>still supporting the reanimated shit skin and degenerate infested carcass of his nation.
he should be leading a revolution if anything

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Is there a good greatest hits or something of these? There's so many of them

how dont these faggots get get jumped by hood niggers

Too little too late, next generation they'll be 60% white tops and it's going to get much worse

That paki could mouth my banana iykwim.

you are getting stabbed if you want me to pay you 30,000 on the spot

We paid you back by helping you beat the g*rmans, twice. We didn’t owe you anything anyway, you were already profiting from our existence.

I'm a court bailiff and once there is a CCJ against you, we're then allowed to force entry to your property (with a locksmith, no one kicks in doors, ruins your knees). However this is never done as a first resort but yes, if you kept telling us to fuck off, eventually your property will be opened to us regardless. We'll always provide notice of this however.

Whilst you might evade having someone enter your property under a Magistrate's Warrant for smaller, trivial debts since it's just not worth the effort, realistically for any large debt that will ultimately be the final course of action, simply attempting to evade enforcement will only buy you time (and if you want to buy time; just contact whoever you owe money to and talk to them for god's sake, they want you to cooperate and pay them, not to ruin you and steal your stuff).

It's always best to talk to the bailiffs at the door (we won't barge past you but we are allowed to enter through unlocked doors. Neither will we climb through windows or shit like that) and let us know how you plan to proceed, you're under no obligation too but generally we want to hear that you're going to contact the agency and establish a plan for repayment of your debt. It's far easier for everyone if you pay back what you owe in small amounts rather than us having to bother with trying to sell a bunch of your tatty old stuff to reclaim the balance.

Lastly, a lot of people seem to believe a debt collector and a bailiff is the same thing. They are NOT. Debt collectors are chancers employed by dodgy payday loan companies and similar to try and bully you into handing over your personal property or available cash; tell them to fuck off, there's nothing they can (legally) do to you, if you continue to tell them to do one, they'll have to file for a CCJ and then you can deal with an actual bailiff (who should be more professional and reasonable) rather than some goon.

>It's always best to talk to the bailiffs at the door

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>Unfortunately for you, sonny Jim, we don't need your permission. Let us in or we'll have the old bill down ere and they have you nicked for obstructing an officer of the court from carrying out a high court writ.

>look son, why don't you do what I did and get a job down at the malt shop and use your savings to buy your first house? Just cut out the soda and candy and you'll afford it by the time you marry your high school sweetheart just like me!

RIP Sears and Toys R Us.

I got out of a parking fine by telling them I wasn't going to pay and ignoring all follow up letters, it's not difficult to do if it's a private firm. They try to intimidate you but can't actually do shit without taking you to court for 100 quid.

DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES
bailiffs have less power than fucking ticket inspectors, always bar entry even if they get a warrant of execution (right to force entry with a locksmith) and await the police

Why would you post this?

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depends on the type of debt, if its unsecured debt they cant do shit but if its tax or goverment shit your fucked also fucked if you take a loan out on your car or house but normal debt like some shitty payday loan they have no power at all, i knoe this because i have fucked loads of loan companys over just dont fuck the governent or they fuck you harder

>I'm a court bailiff and once there is a CCJ against you, we're then allowed to force entry to your property (with a locksmith, no one kicks in doors, ruins your knees). However this is never done as a first resort but yes, if you kept telling us to fuck off, eventually your property will be opened to us regardless. We'll always provide notice of this however.
Wrong, they still can't force entry into a residential property unless it's for certain debts

>Whilst you might evade having someone enter your property under a Magistrate's Warrant for smaller, trivial debts since it's just not worth the effort, realistically for any large debt that will ultimately be the final course of action, simply attempting to evade enforcement will only buy you time (and if you want to buy time; just contact whoever you owe money to and talk to them for god's sake, they want you to cooperate and pay them, not to ruin you and steal your stuff).
Ignore this, they're predators trying to coerce you into cooperation. In most cases if a person doesn't pay a debt it's because they simply can't afford it and they are usually best off getting a debt relief order/declare bankruptcy.

>It's always best to talk to the bailiffs at the door (we won't barge past you but we are allowed to enter through unlocked doors. Neither will we climb through windows or shit like that) and let us know how you plan to proceed, you're under no obligation too but generally we want to hear that you're going to contact the agency and establish a plan for repayment of your debt. It's far easier for everyone if you pay back what you owe in small amounts rather than us having to bother with trying to sell a bunch of your tatty old stuff to reclaim the balance.
Nope, don't take to them unless you plan on paying the debt (and if that was your intention, why let it get to this point). While Bailiffs are not technically allowed to barge in many will attempt to do this if they think they can get away with it.

>government takes someone else's shit
hehe nothin personell, bourgeoise
>government takes takes your shit
REEEEEE HELP ME

Sovereign Citizens getting BTFO videos>>>>anything relating to boring loans.
youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

a ccj is a mark on your credit file retard it does not give anyone the right to break into your property, goverment and tax debt collectors are the only ones with any power

>I'm a court bailiff and once there is a CCJ against you, we're then allowed to force entry to your property
idiot, nice larp though

A half hour is plenty of time

> unless it's for certain debts
In this case we're enforcing the CCJ, not the original debt so unfortunately we can force entry.

> they're predators trying to coerce you into cooperation.
I mean, if you cooperate you don't have to worry about bailiffs coming to take your stuff and the person/entity you owe money to will begin receiving repayments, so it's win-win.

> In most cases if a person doesn't pay a debt it's because they simply can't afford it and they are usually best off getting a debt relief order/declare bankruptcy.
Yes, which is exactly why you should talk to us or our office, explain your current financial situation and establish how we're going to move forward. If you just REEEEEE at us and throw poo out your bedroom window (actually happened) then we're going to keep trying to nick your playstation because we're not mindreaders who know your next course of action.

>Nope, don't talk to them unless you plan on paying the debt
...which you should be? Or let us know how you're planning to proceed and what timeframe that is going to move forward on.

>Bailiffs are not technically allowed to barge in many will attempt to do this if they think they can get away with it.
If a bailliff shoulders past you at the door or similar, immediately call the police and report an illegal entry of your property. This is win-win for you since the bailiff will be immediately removed from your property and will also hinder further enforcement actions against you if/when you press charges.

>If a bailliff shoulders past you at the door or similar, immediately call the police and report an illegal entry of your property. This is win-win for you since the bailiff will be immediately removed from your property and will also hinder further enforcement actions against you if/when you press charges.
don't do this, police are bootlickers and will side with the bailiff in most cases, DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR TO THEM

>if you hate government tyranny, you are a BLM nigger who wants to rape, steal and sell drugs with impunity
I really hate this meme

>In this case we're enforcing the CCJ, not the original debt so unfortunately we can force entry.
retard

Fuck off, John Maynard Keynes. Trusting the economic sensibilities of a homosexual is how you end up propertyless and owned by a Jew.

I fuck your ass

>In this case we're enforcing the CCJ, not the original debt so unfortunately we can force entry.
no you fucking cant, not unless you have a locksmith AND a police officer AND a writ of execution and in this instant i will talk with the officer only not you you fucking bailiff scum

>you think this guy from a scripted reality show is still at large
he probably is unless the actor actually broke the law somewhere.

well dont fucking sink into laughable amounts of debt you cant pay off, that might do the trick

Le BLM niggers also tend to actually love government tyranny except when they get shot.

>wypipo raycis and shieet dem polis is evil crackas who finna pop dem po lil chilluns who dindu nuffin but lemme tell ya the only niggaz who finna need to be carryin dem heaters is the gubmint and shieeet.

seething NPC