Will Pippi Longstockings make a come back...

Will Pippi Longstockings make a come back? She seems like she would be a good character for today's modern GirlPower movies

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americans are way too prude for this to be a success

She's the most overpowered character ever thought up. It would take like 4 gokus to defeat her.

Only if she's black and her father is a Somali pirate.

She says nigger and stuff so no

Her dad is literally called the Negro King and he's a pirate.

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She looks really russian

lol figures this series is swedish

Pippi longstockings is Nietzsche's overman.

>Pippi is red-haired, freckled, unconventional and superhumanly strong – able to lift her horse one-handed. She is playful and unpredictable. She often makes fun of unreasonable adults, especially if they are pompous and condescending. Her anger comes out in extreme cases, such as when a man ill-treats his horse.

The horse here is obviously a reference to Nietzsche's breakdown in Turin.

The raw Will To Power shown by Pippi is far too at odds with our current age, the chances of seeing her on screen anytime soon is unlikely.

The nigger stuff is easy to ignore. Even if her dad is a king of black tribe

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>"leave Thanos to me"

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Here is your new Pippi, bros

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That's a pic of my gf as a kid

I recall watching this when I was younger. It was extremely comfy. I hope the SJW retards won't desecrate her.

we dont want that white supremacist bullshit

loved this shit when I was a kid.

I hope they never make a remake. Otherwise they will give her a nigger boyfriend and instead of being the antithesis to cultural expectations and fighting for her individuality, she will become the greatest normie fighting ebil natsees to make them conform to the correct, socially acceptable, beliefs.

Alternatively, they will set up a straw man society that consists of ebil raycis wyte pipo and make her a 'independent' and 'rebellious' character that stands for open borders and who fucks niggers to stick it to society.

Anyway, the idea of the Pipi Longstockings would be turned on its head and ruined.

>red hair
She will be black in the movie

Ghibli Pippi movie never ever. I wonder why it was trashed in the first place.

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Maybe a Tim Burton puppet film involving ghost pirates? She probably would've caught on in the early-00s when the pirate-fad was still a thing.

Are the books worth reading ?

Swedes were a mistake.

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CLOWN
WORLD

Are you fucking retarded?
Females have never in all of history had any role models, in film, literature, science and stem, NONE
pippi longstocking does not exist, never did you are imagining it? So how could they remake it?
You mean make it for the first time.
Well that's one idea but how about instead we just copy something else like how about we make Stand By Me but with a few changes, the cast are all women, and instead of running away from the train they use their intellect and power to stop it 8nstead, also they manage to revive the dead body and convince the thug bully to become a good person and volunteer at a homeless shelter instead.

>this is a meme apparently

I could see PL catching on in the tumblr years;
>empowered female protag
>red haired
>loli
>Pirates and monkeys!

It takes place around the late-1700s-early-1800s so that could lend itself to a steampunk setting that tumblr kids go apeshit for

Ah, ah, ah user, don't forget, everyone is black.

Lindgren is a bitch and forbade Miyazaki from making it.

NO BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD BE RECAST AS NIGGERS YOU NIGGERFAGGOT

what the heck Lindgren

that sucks, they did end up doing some Ronia, the Robber's Daughter 3D tv anime though. but I heard it was shit.

the woman that wrote all those books.

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well she is a nigger princess

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If you're a little girl, yes. But much like Roald Dahl reading them as an adult is pretty remedial.
There was a TV show in the 80s that had most of the plots from the books. It's pretty cheesy but had a catchy theme song.

i mean her dad is the negroking so...

That's why I'm surprised they haven't brought it back
Perfect time for Pippi return to big screen.

Is it "nigger" or "negro" ?

negro

not degenerate and promiscous enough to be a role model for girls in the current anno domini

now if she was a twerking tranny on the other hand...

is that a spliff

same thing

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tool old

that's a good reaction image

Her father is king of the n egroes so no.

She's really CUTE!

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isn't Pipi a little close to Pepe, the symbol of the alt-right nazis

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>tfw you now realize Pippi and Wendy are meme-magic entities like kek/pepe

she /ourgirl/ now?

Turbo neger

Unbased schizo poster

pippi wants to be a nigger, not slaughter them

Yeah, it was a shame. I think Ghibli even went to Sweden for inspiration for the project. They later used a lot of that in Kiki's Delivery Service instead.

Well she was a feminist socialist cunt, so it doesn't suprise me at all. Always hated her fucking "non-political" kids stories that were so obviously slanted and meant to foster kids in certain ways to adhere to socialism.

>hollywood pippi
pls no, people here will make fun of and bitch about it so much that it will be literally the only thing they talk about; the swedish language will disappear because people forget how to say anything else

You just know... Poor girl

My first waifu.

I had a thing for this one

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nice

probably but shes 4'9 so she can still play a little kid. problem is her boobs are too huge

they'd have to make her more stupid in order to keep burger audiences, but yes, it's doable.

How much difference is there between the American and Swedish Pippi shows?

She kind has an adult face, Pippi needs to look like a mischievous kid.

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Fucking kek

Print it!
You, get me Paul feig on the phone. Now dammit!

Hayao Miyazaki is not a pe........

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HELL yes

“As the children were sitting there eating pears, a girl came walking along the road from town. When she saw the children she stopped and asked, "Have you seen my papa go by?"
"M-m-m," said Pippi. "How did he look? Did he have blue eyes?"
"Yes," said the girl.
"Medium large, not too tall and not too short?"
"Yes," said the girl.
"Black hat and black shoes?"
"Yes, exactly," said the girl eagerly.
"No, that one we haven't seen," said Pippi decidedly.”
“The girl hurried away, but then Pippi shouted, "Did he have big ears that reached way down to his shoulders?"
"No," said the girl and turned and came running back in amazement. "You don't mean to say that you have seen a man walk by with such big ears?"
"I have never seen anyone who walks with his ears," said Pippi. "All the people I know walk with their feet.”
“At least, not in this country,' she added after a moment's thought. 'In China it's a little different. Once I saw a Chinaman in Shanghai. His ears were so big he could use them for a raincoat. When it rained, he just crept in under his ears and was warm and snug as could be. Not that the ears had such a rattling good time of it, you understand. If it was specially bad weather, he'd invite friends and acquaintances to pitch camp under his ears too. There they sat, singing their sorrowful songs while it poured down outside.”

He's based and cunnypilled.

She should get the job.

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More like Pippi Lewdstockings

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She could pull it off, just needs to be before she gets too old.

Ceci n'est pas une Pippi