Be a made man

they dont have to know they just have to assume or hear it from a guy they trust who heard it from a guy he trusts

this is the fucking mafia idiot not the supreme court

it's an italian thing

almost like when you get shot in the head pints of it literally pour out all over the place, including down your neck, body, arms and hands

>peeeww *sllppuurrtt*

For me, it's Garlie.

That is afterwards. Even the previous shots of him getting getting shot was both badly acted and edited.

why is the guy holding him such an awkward way?

yeah, almost.

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why did they trick him? why didnt they just wack him on the streets or whatever? Was the process of trying to become a made man what got him killed or would have happened anyway?

paulie OK'd it.

>not understanding the real greaseball shit way of doing things

easier to disappear someone when you can kill them in a place where they're planning on being alone with you for an extended period of time.
normally what they'd do is have a guy with a towel to wrap around their head either right before or right after they got shot to keep blood from spooping out all over the place.

see youre thinking like a nigger

>wrapping a towel around his head before
doesn’t that kinda give the surprise away?

Doing it in public means witnesses retard. This isn't a nig nog drive by, this is a quiet hit.

>Why murder a guy in a controlled environment when you can murder him in public and leave a bunch of evidence

Are you literally retarded?
Seriously, that has to be one of the dumbest questions ever asked here.

you shoot him in the stomach first to distract him

>quiet hit
>uses literally the loudest thing you can kill someone with

its the mafia killing a mafia guy, literally no one would care

Yeah. The FBI never investigates mob murders

Again... Are you literally retarded?

except the feds, jamal

holy shit are you for real this stupid

>be in gang
>seen dozens of whacks
>casually just "oh okay, we're going to muh Mama's house" even though like 3 people have to drive me there

Seriously, I hope to God in the "made man" mafia days people weren't retarded enough to get in a car with like 3 guys to go to your mom's house.

In a home with no witnesses with no one in the immediate vicinity. Are you stupid or just pretending?

Because the scene is more dramatic that way. Nobody really knows how the real guy died, they never found a body.

wait, I thought the headshot was the final part of getting made - wouldn’t a gutshot be against the customs?

He wasn't a made man, which is precisely why he was shot. If he was already a made men, then they would've laughed off the Batts murder and had some gabagool.

All Dagos are secretely gay

You fucking idiot, the biggest crime lord could be gunned down in the street in broad daylight and it would still be investigated by the police and feds

If only Joe Pesci was made like 5 minutes earlier he would never have been shot

He could be killed if Paulie okayed it. You need permission to kill a made guy, and Paulie was the guy to ask in that family. Especially if someone like Gotti is pressuring him to do it.

And if water was gold we would all be rich.
Got any more big revelations?

If gold was a common commodity it would be worthless

The FBI were taking mobsters down for mere tax evasion. You don't think would've been interested in a murder?

My roommates called 911 because of a gunshot sound a couple houses away. Shit's loud and uncommon in suburbia and cities. What flyover state with gunshots 24/7 do you live in?

Oh... It's awkward. Holy shit.

considering we would die of thirst in a couple days, wouldn’t gold be worthless then?

>wouldn’t a gutshot be against the customs?
Yes, which is why people usually go to the airport to get shot duty-free

It isn't really mentioned in the film, but Jimmy had been taking over a lot of Batts' territory while he was in the clink. The two were are active dispute over it when he got out (and it's why he was so happy to kick the shit out of Batts with Tommy). It ended up being obvious; they were the last guys seen with Batts, and I assume Tommy was fingered because he was arguing with him the last time he was seen alive and is a known psycho

Damn. I've been schooled yet again. Where can I sign up for your classes?

>he doesnt know about NYC in the 1970's
oh you sweet summer child

>My roommates called 911 because of a gunshot sound a couple houses away

And I ate a banana last week.
Great fucking story

the university of have sex

You got me.

Gotti didnt come up until the middle of the next decade you idiot

>getting shot in a gun-free zone
What’s next? Graphite on the ground?

in italian culture you are seen as possibly homosexual if you don't kiss a man while greeting.

I had sex about 6 hours ago. Can I still get in?

except the feds are always looking for excuses to arrest mafia bosses. Al Capone was arrested for tax evasion.

its how they root out the gays. if you go in for the kiss and they get a boner then boom you know theyre a fag and you beat the piss out of them

if only he drove there faster

Joke's on you. I drink liquid gold exclusively.
And by "liquid gold", I mean piss. With gold in it.

Gotti was part of the Lufthansa heist, you moron. He was made capo in the Gambino family a couple of years before DeSimone disappeared. Read a book once in a while before running your mouth, stupid.

>implying they give a shit if someone gets disappeared
unless they happened to catch a murder on tape or conspiracy to murder on tape they don't have any case generally. Particularly not in the 70s. They never actually solved the murder. He just got disappeared. Shot in the head, cut up, smashed up, and disappeared.

What if you go in for a kiss and jerk the other guy off but never get a boner?

It was real greaseball shit.

Game over. Hang it up, get in your time machine and call the FBI. Let them know that some retard figured it all out.

a bomb would be louder

doesnt give him enough power to fucking order around a boss genius

How much pressure did that water pistol need to blow a hole in his head?

Put down the shovel, dude. Quit digging. It's an anonymous forum and everyone will forget about this in ten minutes.

paulie would have sanctioned the hit because of pressure from someone else (batts' family), not because he actually gave a shit. batts never worked for him, so it's the same if he lives or dies, but as long as other people THINK that jimmy did it it's something they can pressure paulie on. so he does it just to clear the matter up

well if they get a bonner then they will be killed

its feedwater

so, Dyatlov was also trying to get made?

if you fall for the made-man meme in the mob you deserve to end up face down in a pool of your own blood

Formerly fuckwater

can we talk about how lame of a character Paulie is? no charisma, no fear, no nothing. not even generic, just forgettable as a character

isn't he some kind of fantastic cook, or something?

hes the boss. youre a spastic retard ruled by his emotions which is why youll always be a little bum boy

>t. Paulie

it was pretty damn obvious.

a gun and a bomb are literally the same thing, a gun is just a bomb in a tube and a bomb is just a gun with a polymer frame

One thing I never understood was this: Why didn't Tommy just have his mom sew mirrors onto his collar, pop his collar beforehand, and that way the laser beam they put through his head would have bounced off a mirror and killed his attacker. That's what I would have done anyway.

No it wasn't.

watch out for this guy. he's smarter than your average earner.

sexually?

For fucks sake

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>MAFIOSOS HATE HIM

>My roommates called 911 because of a gunshot sound a couple houses away.

Lol what a bunch of pussies. You and your faggot roommates should kys

>Guy has a verbal argument in public
>last seen alone with the guys he argued with
>never seen again

Mystery of the century. Gonna need sherlock holmes on this one.

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

You’re confused

>and it took five years to kill guy after said argument

Should've stayed with shining shoes.

>plan the most audacious heist in country's history
>trust disposal of the truck to a junkie who goes to his gf's house instead of car compactor
What the fuck was Jimmy thinking?

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Jimmy never had the makings of a varsity boss.

>Murder one of the heist members
>Leave fingerprints on the coffee maker

What were they thinking?

Bureaucracy.
Someone had to go and file the papers file the papers.

It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit.

>shot him with an automatic pistol.
>shell casings eject onto floor
>make that coffee to go
>touch door knob on way out
mfw

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